[Part XI] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5176 15:50

( LƒΦ`) Hello, kids!

850 Name: ( LƒΦ`) we used to do silly things like float in midair,thats what. : 1993-09-5297 18:37

(EΝE) OH NO! GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU BREAK SOMETHING GRANDPA!

851 Name: ( LƒΦ(œƒ~ : 1993-09-5297 20:14

( @ƒΦ@) I like skeet shooting.

852 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 00:41

(EΝE) Grandpa, what did the dormouse say?

853 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 00:55

( LƒΦ`) Feed your head, Junior. Feed your head.

854 Name: i@EΝEj@How come no one ever acknowledges my existence? : 1993-09-5298 10:48

( LƒΦ`) Who said that?

855 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 16:49

(EΝE) Is that my fat older brother up there?

856 Name: iEΝE@j Shut up, you little punk!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-5298 17:46

(EΝE) Make me, ya ham sammich!

857 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5298 21:50

( LƒΦ`) Stop with the bickering and childish insults, you damned brats!

858 Name: i@EΝEj@Sorry, Grandpa. : 1993-09-5298 22:20

(EΝE) You bet you're sorry.

859 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 13:32

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the bickering and childish insults took DQN by storm?

860 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 14:03

( LƒΦ`) ....

( LƒΦ`) You have the attention span of a hamster, you know that?

861 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 19:37

(EΝE) Stop with the childish insults, you damned fogey!

862 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 20:24

( LƒΦ`) No, I mean, the actual attention span of an actual hamster.

863 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5299 20:34

(EΝE) I like pie.

864 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 07:20

(EΝE) Oh, and you don't?

( LƒΦ`) I have a long ass attention span! What was I doing again? Get me a beer! Zzzz....

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( LƒΦ`) ! Oh, what were you saying again?

865 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 12:59

(EΝE) Something about pie, I think. We should go get pie.

866 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 17:19

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) I'll put my support behind Operation Get Some Pie.

867 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5300 20:22

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868 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 14:20

( LƒΦ`) Well, then no pie for you, Little Miss Negativity.

869 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5301 18:30

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870 Name: i @˜§-]@|!CUaY18X9H.!!2Dn6Ghqb : 1993-09-5302 15:46

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( LƒΦ`) ...What're you lookin' at?

871 Name: i @˜§-]@| i@ - Hey, how the hell did I get up here? : 1993-09-5302 15:50

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( LƒΦ`) Ahem, I seemed to have messed up the spell last time... There we go...

872 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 19:29

(EΝE) Oh Failpa, could you fail any harder?

873 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5302 20:17

Lyssna och lär, Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med Caramelldansen
O-o-oa-oa...
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( LƒΦ`) I heard that's the latest craze. I'm hip and up to date with the latest trends you see. You can modestly call me Coolpa.

874 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 18:45

(EΝE) Coolpa, what was life like before THE COOL?

875 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5303 23:46

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( LƒΦ`) We used to be a hopeless bunch of nerds.

876 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 13:33

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's with the stupid hat?

877 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 14:45

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( LƒΦ`) It's to teach you kids a lesson!

878 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5307 17:08

(EΝE)

(EΝE) What lesson would that be?

879 Name: (EΝE) - OH GOD THE PAIN : 1993-09-5307 17:14

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( LƒΦ`) One you young wipper-snappers obviously didn't learn! MAZZAP!

880 Name: (EΝE) - Let me down!8NBuQ4l6uQ : 1993-09-5307 17:56

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( LƒΦ`) No.

881 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 12:35

(EΝE) Welp, I'm outta questions.

882 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 13:43

( LƒΦ`) Good.

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883 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 16:26

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884 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 17:42

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( EƒΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa!

885 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 17:47

(EΝE) uh oh

886 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 20:09

i L_½Mj NOT GOOD ENOUGH

887 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 22:15

( E-E) Clonepa, you should take your pills.

888 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 22:19

( EƒΦE) All 888 of them? I'll need a glass of water.

889 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 22:46

( E-E) The water is a lie.

890 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 22:49

( EƒΦE) No water, no pills.

891 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 23:24

( EƒΦE) No water, no life.

892 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 23:31

( EƒΦE) No life, no horse, no mustache.

893 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 23:36

( ίƒΦί) NO WOMAN NO CRY

894 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5308 23:38

( LƒΦ`) What are you fools babbling about?

895 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 01:53

(EΝE) you died and i hit you and you stayed dead and then you woke up but you were clonepa and beady eyes tried to make you take pills but you wouldnt without water and then there was something about a horse and some guy with cataracts in his eyes and then you came in except that you are still clonepa and you are over there and here too

(EΝE) i'm scared

896 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 02:19

( LƒΦ`) .....

( LƒΦ`) go on....

897 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 16:00

(EΝE) So I called the police. They said they'd send a kitten over right away.

898 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 16:18

( E-E) I am a kitten, nyaa.

899 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 17:02

(@₯ิm₯ิ) ... taken out of context, >>897 is the best thing I've read all day.

900 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 17:03

( LƒΦ`) 900get.

901 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5309 21:42

( LƒΦ`) I have Clonepas all over the world, and I can hop from one to any other at will. Watch.

( LƒΦ`) ( EƒΦE)
--voot--
( EƒΦE) ( LƒΦ`) See?

902 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 00:48

( EƒΦE) ( LƒΦ`) SHUT THE HELL UP!
Hello. I'm Clonepa!

903 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 04:29

( EƒΦE) So the reason I have no character is to leave room for yours when you do that?

( EƒΦE) It all makes sense now...

904 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5310 11:15

( LƒΦ`) No, you guys are just boring.

905 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 03:03

(EΝE) Grandpa, if you're able to take over the body of any Clonepa anywhere at any given time, why didn't you do it while you were being severely beaten in previous threads?

906 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 09:49

( E-E) Because Grandpa is a masochist.

907 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 11:29

( LƒΦ`) I had other things on my mind.

908 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 13:31

( LƒΦ`) ...Like being beaten, for example.

909 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5311 16:38

( LƒΦ`) I'll win that money back some day.

910 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 00:08

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you started compiling the graphic novel of threads 1-10 that we'll sell for a quarter of the price of the original threads but still make a killer profit on?

911 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 02:23

( LƒΦ`) Alan Moore is currently doing the rewrite. I believe he's getting Leifeld to do the art.

912 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 09:35

( E-E) It'll be DQN quality!

913 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 15:54

( LƒΦ`) You annoy me.
--voot--
( EƒΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa!

914 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 19:29

(EΝE) Clonepa, put Grandpa back on!

915 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 19:36

( EƒΦE) Okay.
--voot--
( LƒΦ`) What? What happened?

916 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 20:08

( EƒΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa!
--voot--
( EƒΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa, too!

917 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 20:19

( EƒΦE) Get back in the vat, it's not your turn yet!
--voot--
( EƒΦE) Get back in the vat, it's not your turn yet!

918 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 20:22

( LƒΦ`) All of you, back in the vat! Fun time is OVER, dammit!

919 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 20:31

( EƒΦE) He started it! Why should I be punished for what my stupid brother does?
--voot--
( EƒΦE) Don't tase me bro!

920 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5312 23:34

( EƒΦE) ‚Β one two three four, i declare a thumb war.

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