( LΦ`) Hello, kids!
(EΝE) OH NO! GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE YOU BREAK SOMETHING GRANDPA!
( @Φ@) I like skeet shooting.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what did the dormouse say?
( LΦ`) Who said that?
( LΦ`) Stop with the bickering and childish insults, you damned brats!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before the bickering and childish insults took DQN by storm?
(EΝE) Stop with the childish insults, you damned fogey!
( LΦ`) No, I mean, the actual attention span of an actual hamster.
(EΝE) Oh, and you don't?
( LΦ`) I have a long ass attention span! What was I doing again? Get me a beer! Zzzz....
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(EΝE) Oh Failpa, could you fail any harder?
Lyssna och lär, Missa inte chansen
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( LΦ`) I heard that's the latest craze. I'm hip and up to date with the latest trends you see. You can modestly call me Coolpa.
(EΝE) Coolpa, what was life like before THE COOL?
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( EΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa!
( E-E) The water is a lie.
( EΦE) No water, no life.
(EΝE) So I called the police. They said they'd send a kitten over right away.
( E-E) I am a kitten, nyaa.
(@₯ิm₯ิ) ... taken out of context, >>897 is the best thing I've read all day.
( LΦ`) 900get.
( LΦ`) I have Clonepas all over the world, and I can hop from one to any other at will. Watch.
( LΦ`) ( EΦE)
--voot--
( EΦE) ( LΦ`) See?
( EΦE) ( LΦ`) SHUT THE HELL UP!
Hello. I'm Clonepa!
( EΦE) So the reason I have no character is to leave room for yours when you do that?
( EΦE) It all makes sense now...
( LΦ`) No, you guys are just boring.
(EΝE) Grandpa, if you're able to take over the body of any Clonepa anywhere at any given time, why didn't you do it while you were being severely beaten in previous threads?
( E-E) Because Grandpa is a masochist.
( LΦ`) I had other things on my mind.
( LΦ`) ...Like being beaten, for example.
( LΦ`) I'll win that money back some day.
(EΝE) Grandpa, have you started compiling the graphic novel of threads 1-10 that we'll sell for a quarter of the price of the original threads but still make a killer profit on?
( LΦ`) Alan Moore is currently doing the rewrite. I believe he's getting Leifeld to do the art.
( E-E) It'll be DQN quality!
( LΦ`) You annoy me.
--voot--
( EΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa!
(EΝE) Clonepa, put Grandpa back on!
( EΦE) Okay.
--voot--
( LΦ`) What? What happened?
( EΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa!
--voot--
( EΦE) Hello! My name is Clonepa, too!
( EΦE) Get back in the vat, it's not your turn yet!
--voot--
( EΦE) Get back in the vat, it's not your turn yet!
( LΦ`) All of you, back in the vat! Fun time is OVER, dammit!
( EΦE) He started it! Why should I be punished for what my stupid brother does?
--voot--
( EΦE) Don't tase me bro!
( EΦE) Β one two three four, i declare a thumb war.