[Part 8] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( ´ω`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

650 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4958 22:18

( ´ω`) I already answered it!
(´ω` ) Hey, how's it going, beer?

651 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 03:56

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's global warming?

652 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 04:07

( ´ω`) Global warming is a fictional disaster the Left is using to try to take over the world, Junior. Don't let it bother you.

653 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:01

(・∀・) Why would the Left do such a terrible thing, Grandpa?

654 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:03

( ´ω`) The pompous, arrogant and on the whole moronic Left had to find another cause after the Berlin wall fell and Communism collapsed like a boneless giraffe, so they turned to using environmentalism as a way of expressing their hatred of capitalism and, really, of the human race.

( ´ω`) Lefties are a bunch of self-important control freak dicks, Junior. Don't let anyone tell you different.

655 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:18

(・ω・) The Left just want to save you from your own stupid decisions, Junior. Don't listen to Grandpa.

656 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:34

(・ω・) We want to help you
(・ω・) We are here to make life better
(・ω・) We'll need your money to do it
(・ω・) Don't question us. We know what's good for you.
(・ω・) We hate being questioned. We are so clearly right in all things.

657 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 15:36

( ・-・) Really, my pills gag was a lot funnier than that.

658 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 16:07

(・∀・) Grandpa, if there is a Left and a Right, why isn't there a Top and a Bottom?

659 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 16:10

(・o・) ω`) I'm the top, you're the bottom. unf unf unf firepance gibbelsiig!

660 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 19:20

(´∀`) Hello. I am Grandnior. I come from the future.

661 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4959 20:48

( ´ω`) If that was true you would have said "I come from the futior".

662 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:05

(・∀・) Way to kill the thread, Grandnoir.

663 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4960 19:22

( ´ω`) With a name like that, you'd think he'd be laying down the Mike Hammer voiceovers on this thread, but noooooooo....

664 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 12:18

(・∀・) Grandpa, teach me to love again

665 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 14:11

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Grandpa, do you remember the Twenty First night of September, 1992?

666 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 14:49

( ´ω`) Please restate your question in the proper format.

667 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 16:05

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Do you remember the night of 1992-09-21 ?

668 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 18:12

( ´ω`) I can barely remember what happened this morning.

669 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 21:58

(・∀・) When will "Grandpa: The Movie" be made?

670 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4961 23:34

( ´ω`) Today.

( ´ω`) Aha! September fools!

671 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 00:29

(・∀・)　You got me Grandpa!

(・∀・) Happy September 4961st!

672 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 00:46

( ´ω`) Wasplag a gibbelsig firepa-
( ´ω`) Sorry, got carried away.

673 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 19:51

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before DESU?

674 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 20:04

( ´ω`) Life was quite a mouthful as we would end sentences with DE ARIMASU.

675 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like during the war?

676 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4962 22:12

( ´ω`) Well, I had a third leg back then...but times were hard and we had to eat dog meat!

677 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 13:05

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's a nukyular bomb?

678 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 15:12

(・Д・) Grandpa, you fucked grandma. That's so gross.

679 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 15:56

( ´ω`) Junior, you're not supposed to know about that sort of thing yet!

680 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 16:37

( ´ω`) And it's pronounced "nuclear", you little idiot.

681 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 19:01

(・∀・) Grandpa, will I be president when I grow up?

682 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 20:02

( ´ω`) Yes Junior, but you wont want to be president when that time comes

683 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:17

(・∀・) Why??

684 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 21:51

( ´ω`) Imagine, just for a moment, how inept the competition would have to be for you to win the Presidential election.

685 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4963 22:14

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) Less inept than it is today!

686 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 00:34

(・∀・) Is there more than one Internet?

687 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4964 04:05

( ´ω`) in our time there was only one internets

688 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:03

(・∀・) Why did you use a Bushism?

689 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:25

( ´ω`) Don't make me go nucular on your bee-hind.

690 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4965 22:44

(・∀・) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqiSkd1M6k Our BEES will BLOT OUT THE SUN!

691 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 09:31

( ´ω`) I would rest in the shade but they make an infernal noise.

692 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 16:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do bad things happen to good AA characters?

693 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 16:52

( ´ω`) God hates us, Junior.

694 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:17

(・∀・) Does this mean the Devil loves us?

695 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:35

( ´ω`) Hang on, I'll check...

>fwoosh<

696 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:35

>fwip<

( ´ω`) Nope. He hates us too.

697 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 17:56

(・∀・) It's Spring-time, Grandpa! When are you going to clean?

698 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 19:42

(・∀・) Grandpa, is it the Rabbit who is laying the Easter eggs?

699 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4966 22:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, was it a cold day in Hell?

700 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:17

( ´ω`) zzzzzZZzZzzzzzzzZZZZzzz

701 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:24

(・∀・) Grandpa, can I take ten bucks from your wallet?

702 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 00:34

( ´ω`) No.

703 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 06:01

(・A・) Grandpa, your threads are getting less funny with every incarnation!

704 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 07:31

( ´ω`) Grandpa Grandpa's Bizarre Adventure Part 8

705 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 09:21

(・∀・) Wouldn't that be Great-Great-Grandpa's pill-induced hallucinations part the infinite?

706 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 13:35

(・∀・) Grandpa, if D=-id/dx on C^k[a,b]. what are the eigenfunctions at different boundary conditions?

707 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 14:07

( ´ω`) 1993707

708 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 16:13

(・∀・) Grandpa, it is said that a picture is worth a thousand words. It is also claimed that words are a dime a dozen. Assuming these propositions are true, what is the dollar value of a picture?

709 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 17:19

( ´ω`) Roughly $8.33

710 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 21:37

(・∀・) Grandpa, you're amazing!

711 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 21:44

( ´ω`) That's because I'm Grandpa.

712 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 22:38

(・∀・) So what was up with all that "Wake up Grandpa and take your pills" stuff in the early part of this thread?

713 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4967 22:39

( ´ω`) Beats me. Ask Beady Eyes about it over in his thread.

714 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 19:57

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you noticed that I'm also beady-eyed?

715 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 21:38

( ´ω`) Have you tried buying new batteries?

716 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4968 22:50

(・∀・) Where do I put them?

717 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 01:37

( ´ω`) Wherever you took the old ones out, of course.

718 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 06:52

( ´^ิω＾ิิ) INTO THE RAY OF THE SUN ♪
( ´^ิω＾ิิ) MARCH OUR HERO HUNTING THE DARKLORD ♪
( ´^ิω＾ิิ) REBORN FROM THE BLOOD OF HIS GOD... ♪
( ´^ิω＾ิิ) HIS GOD... THE WARMASTER KRON ♪
( ´^ิω＾ิิ) RIDE FOR THE FALL OF HIS POWER ♪
( ´^ิω＾ิิ) FIGHTING THE STORM, THE ROAR OF THE THUNDER ♪
( ´^ิω＾ิิ) ALLY OF THE SUN AND THE MOON... ♪
( ´^ิω＾ิิ) GREAT SWORDMASTER RULE! ♪

719 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 13:54

( ´ω`) That's so retarded.
( ´^ิω＾ิิ) ...

720 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 17:51

( ´^?ω＾??) DESU DESU DESU

721 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 17:57

⊂二二二（ $＾o-ω-o＾$）二二二⊃ BOONDESUGHRAUGTIORJOPA
( ´ω`) What the hell's happening, Junior?!
(・∀・) I don't know!

722 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 18:37

（ -ω-.）MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

723 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 19:34

　　　　　　　　～～～～～○～～～～～～～～
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　。
　　　　　　　　　　　　　　ﾟ　　
　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　（　´ω`）　　What the hell was that?
　　　　　　　　　＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
　　　　　　　／　└-(＿＿＿_／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

724 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4969 20:52

(・∀・) You need to reduce your intake of speed, grandpa...

725 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 00:34

　　　　　Yeah, whatever. ZzzzzzzzZZzzzzzz...
　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　　
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

726 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 01:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, the Germans are back!

727 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 02:15

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　 ZzzZzzzZzZZZ
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

(・∀・) Grandpa, they were allies.
　
　
(・∀・) ....
　
　
　
　　　　　　　　　　　∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　（　´ω`）　　OH GO HELP US, THEY ARE BACK!!!
　　　　　　　　　＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
　　　　　　　／　└-(＿＿＿_／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

728 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 02:55

( ´^ิω＾ิิ) ...

729 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 03:39

(・∀・) Grandpa, how would you rate this thread so far?

730 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 03:42

( ´ω`) Worst Grandpa Thread ever. Beady Eyes and his band of microcephalic twits dragged it down so far that it'll never recover.

( ´ω`) I'm going out for a drink.

|ω` ) Bye.

|彡

731 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 04:19

　　　　　　　　　　 ∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・)　　Bed GET!
　　　　　　　　　＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
　　　　　　　／　└-(＿＿＿_／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

732 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 13:57

　　　　　　　　　　 ∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・)　　
　　　　　　　　　＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
　　　　　　　／　└-(＿＿＿_／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　 ZzzZzzzZzZZZ
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

733 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 17:21

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　 ...
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　 fap*fap*fap
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

734 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:29

( ﾟ -ﾟ) baka shinji

735 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:39

　　　　　　　　　　 ∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・)　　Beady Eyes, don't walk in while I'm sleeping.
　　　　　　　　　＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
　　　　　　　／　└-(＿＿＿_／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　 fapfapfap
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

736 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 18:42

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　fap fap fap fap fap
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／fap fap fap fap fap
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

737 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:07

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／fap dammit it's not working fap fap fap fap
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap oh fuck it.

738 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 20:07

　　　　　　　　 ＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_　 zzzzzzzzzz
　　　　　　　／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

739 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 21:36

( ﾟ -ﾟ) Just as planned.

740 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 21:53

　　　　　　　　　　 ∧∧
　　　　　　　　　　( ´ω`)　　
　　　　　　　　　＿|　⊃／(＿＿_
　　　　　　　／　└-(＿＿＿_／
　　　　　　　￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　.......................... (can't get it up)

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741 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:21

(・∀・)　Grandpa, what does Viagra taste like?

742 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:27

( ´O`)0ノ
( ´ω`) It tastes like DESU.

743 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:28

⊂二二二（ $＾o-ω-o＾$）二二二⊃ YOUR TIME HAS ENDED, GRANDPA. GIVE UP, AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE LESS... PAINFUL.

744 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4970 22:32

( ´ω`) Die, Boonpa! You don't belong in this world!

745 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 00:30

⊂二二二（ $＾o-ω-o＾$）二二二⊃ SURRENDER GRANDPA

746 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 11:11

( $＾o-∀-o＾$) I AM DEATH COME FOR THEE, GRANDPA. SURRENDER, AND THY PASSAGE SHALL BE QUICKER.

747 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4971 11:33

( ´ω`) Oh shut up grandpapanior from the futior.

748 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:21

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

749 Name: ⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 00:22

( ´ω`) Public education used to actually educate people, Junior.

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