[Part 8] ( LƒÖ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 21:59

( LƒÖ`) Well, we'll need this thread eventually.

750 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 21:59

(EÍE) What was life like before pubic edumaction?

751 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 23:02

( LƒÖ`) Nobody shaved.

752 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4972 23:13

¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ GRANDPA
¼“ñ“ñ“ñi $Oo-ƒÖ-oO$j“ñ“ñ“ñ½ WHAT WAS LIFE LIKE BEFORE YOU?

753 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 00:59

( LƒÖ`) Don't shout.

754 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 02:40

(EÍE) Give me candy! Give me Candy!

755 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 04:01

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756 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 04:23

(EƒÖE) ...Ow.

757 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 05:56

(EƒÖE) I am Clonepanior, and I come from the futior.

758 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 07:27

( LƒÖ`) No you don't, you were cloned from me some decades back.

759 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 17:10

(EƒÖE) They've been lyingOHGOD GIBBELSIG

760 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 17:42

(EÍE) I can see the fjords!

761 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:31

( LƒÖ`) I once had a dog...

(EƒÖE) ...

( LƒÖ`) ...

(EƒÖE) ...and?

( LƒÖ`) zzzzZZZZZZ

762 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:35

(EƒÖE)
( EƒÖE)
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(-ƒÖ-) zzz...

763 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 18:37

¼“ñ“ñ“ñ(EÍE)“ñ“ñ“ñ½ GRANDPA! WAKE UP!

764 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:23

( LƒÖ`) Ugghh...why does my head hurt?

765 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:47

(EÍE) There's nothing left, Grandpa. This whole world is lurching and heaving, slowly but inevitably, towards its' end.

766 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4973 19:50

(EƒÖE) Sorry, but I was just so hungry...

767 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:15

(EÍE) Grandpa, where do babies come from?

768 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:21

( LƒÖ`) They grow inside women, Junior. After 9 months or so, the woman squeezes the baby out, just like popping a huge zit.

769 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:27

( ß-ß) Grandpa, what did Grandma have to die?

770 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:28

( LƒÖ`) She had to dye the eggs.
( LƒÖ`) Mittens, you meant "why."

771 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:37

(LÍ`) I'm Grandnior, and I come from the futior.

772 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:37

( LƒÖ`) Your face is all squished up, too.

773 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 00:41

(LÍ`) Would you like some free CIALIS?

774 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 01:01

( LƒÖ`) I have enough.
( LƒÖ`) fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap (damn can't get it up)
( LƒÖ`) Fine, I'll take some.

775 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 07:34

(LÍ`) That's too bad! In the future, all the CIALIS has run out!

776 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 12:25

( LƒÖ`) CIALIS! CIALIS! It's awwwright!

777 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 14:59

(LÍ`) But we do have V14GR4.

778 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 15:17

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before spam?

779 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 16:09

( LƒÖ`)Before spam, we had no name brand luncheon meats.

780 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 18:39

(EÍE) Grandpa, mother said you are a pedophile and I should stop visiting you. What does pedophile mean?

781 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 19:35

( LƒÖ`) Children's doctor. Let me examine you.

782 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4974 22:53

(EÍE) What did you do in the war, Grandpa?

783 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 01:55

(LÍ`) I'm still fighting the war of 3024.

784 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 04:28

( LƒÖ`) I killed people and broke things, mostly.

785 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 15:00

( Ü-Ü) That wasn't very kind of you, Grandpa.

786 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 17:48

( LƒÖ`) They were all bad people and bad things.

( LƒÖ`) That was pretty weak, fathead-san. You're usually much more annoying.

787 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 17:49

( Ü-Ü) I know. Ever since Beady-Eyes derailed my thread, my game's been off.

788 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:33

(EÍE) Grandpa, I'm going to lead a rebel group to overthrow you and this thread!

10 minutes later

Junior: We're all going to join up to kill you once and for all! Prepare yourself, Grandpa!
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789 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:37

( EƒÖÒ) No one's killin or overthrowin' no one, kid.

790 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 22:53

( ß mß) I'm not really into that whole overthrowing thing.

791 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:18

( LƒÖ`) What are you shitheads doing in my thread? Get out.

(EÍE) It's my thread too. I get to ask questions.

792 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:18

Feel my zombie touch, MercPa!
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793 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4975 23:30

i ÒƒÖÒj‚Â I'm Scarpa, Mercpa's over that way.

i ÒƒÖÒj At least, I think he is.

794 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 00:35

( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU MEAN ME?
( ßÍß) YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU
( ßÍß) YYYYYY

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795 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:17

( M°L) It's okay to carry out and be w

796 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4976 02:22

(Gß„Dß) This entire thread is DQN.

797 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:23

(œwœ)It carries out and is DQN

798 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:27

Ð*ß°ß) It's okay to carry out and be DQN. Also to stab a person in the back with a meat cleaver while they sleep.

799 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4976 02:33

(Gß„Dß) You will do no such thing!
Ð*ß°ß) Why not?
( ß„Dß) Well... theres no money in it.
Ð*ß°ß) ... oh okay.

800 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 02:47

( LƒÖ`) I feel 800 years old...

801 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4976 03:21

( ß„Dß) Who are you anyways?

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 04:35

( LƒÖ`) I am Grandpa, the ultimate god of death...and...destruction...and stuff.

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 06:30

( ^ิƒÖOิ) Whuzgon'on dis tread?

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 07:06

( ^ิƒÖOิ) Whenduh fudk didjwe guh ice creeeeemm??

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 16:53

( LƒÖ`) I never thought having your own thread can be hazardous to your health...

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 23:53

(EÍE) Grandpa, what's wrong with Virginia Tech?

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4976 23:57

( LƒÖ`) UT at Austin is a waaaaaay better school. Why back in my day... *mumble*

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 02:13

( LƒÖ`) zzz

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 20:28

( ß„Dß) WAKE UP GRANDPA
( ß„Dß) YOU'RE MISSING ALL THE...
( ß„Dß) That was done already?

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 21:28

(EÍE) Grandpa, do they have guns at UT in Austin?

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4977 23:47

( LƒÖ`) Yes they do. They even have a clock tower you can practice from.

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 03:47

(EÍE) ...what would you shoot, from the clock tower?

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:04

( LƒÖ`) You.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:33

( (((EÍE))) ) ...!

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:35

(EÍE) Grandpa, do you write poetry?

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 17:58

( LƒÖ`) Happy clown laughing,
( LƒÖ`) Greeting all with painted smiles.
( LƒÖ`) NOW HE HAS A GUN!!!

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 18:25

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was your major?

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 19:00

( LƒÖ`) Modern Image Board Culture.

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4978 21:13

(EÍE) Culture of MIBs?

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 03:13

( LƒÖ`) You will remember nothing...

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 03:54

(EÍE)
(-Í-) zzz

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 06:42

( LƒÖ`) Wake up!

(EÍE) !!

( LƒÖ`) Who am I?

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 09:27

( E-E) To make a long story short, you're Grandpa, you died back in the fifth Grandpa thread after a long and drawn out winding down of quality, and without their patron all of DQN has rotted and will continue to rot.

( E-E) Heaven is just through the door on the left. Have a nice afterlife.

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 09:46

( LƒÖ`) Whaaaaat? I never signed up for any of these new fangled compost heaps!

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:20

( EƒÖE) I signed using your name. That's O.K, right?

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:39

( E-E) Hooray, it worked! I got my punchline out! Finally, after all this time! They laughed, LAUGHED I tell you when I first tried to derail the single most popular thread after the Lamely Insult The Previous Poster Thread, but I showed them!

( E-E) HAHAHAHAHAHA! He's been dead for three threads now, isn't that a hoot? SO FUNNY I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

( LƒÖ`) Wait, who are you again?

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:40

(EÍE) Oh, the candystriper's back.

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:51

( LƒÖ`) Sigh. We put out rat traps and everything...

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:51

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 10:52

( LƒÖ`) It was great. Stupid people had much less influence on the world back then.

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:16

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:25

( LƒÖ`) It was great. Stupid people had much less influence on the world back then.

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:45

(EÍE) Grandpa, what was life like before Fidonet?

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 14:45

( LƒÖ`) It was nice. Being restricted to phone-in BBSs led to small, easy to follow conversations and a happy community.

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 15:11

( LƒÖ`) Of course, it took me four days to download Commander Keen.

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 15:54

( LƒÖ`) Like being stuck in a box.

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 17:09

( E-E) YES, GRANDPA, ACT!!! Talk and pretend nothing's happened, as you exhaust the last of your DEATH-INDUCED SYNAPSE BURSTS!!!

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 17:12

( LƒÖ`) I'm too manly to die from something like that. I'll just grunt it off.

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 17:47

(EÍE) ... he's really laying it on thick this time.

( LƒÖ`) Really? I hadn't noticed.

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 18:19

(EÍE) Grandpa!

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841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4979 18:26

(@Í@) Grandpa, why am I dizzy?~~~

842 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-4979 22:05

( LƒÖ`) Because you keep dancing with that shit, its bound to make anyone dizzy.

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:02

(@Í@) But all the c00l kidz are doing it!

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:11

( LƒÖ`) Cool? Back in the day cool meant you snuck into the bar underage!

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:40

(EÍE) Get naked, Grandpa.

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:50

@@ i@LƒÖ`j Come to me Junior!
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847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 00:51

>>846

Aw fux. I fail at ASCII Arts

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 02:11

( E-E) Decapitated grandpas and disembodied voices.

( E-E) This thread has jumped the shark.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4980 02:14

i@LƒÖ`jBack in my day, you actually had to go and find the shark on your own!

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