( LƒÖ`) I'm way ahead of my time.
( LƒÖ`) Oh god, the central server reactivated all of them. If they find their way back to the surface, we're all doomed.
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(LƒÖ` ) Well'p, nothin' a few beers can't fix.
ƒ°(EƒÖE ) Woah! This might be trouble.
|ƒÖE) Is this the surface?
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(EƒÖE ) I'm not sure whether I should be frightened or ecstatic.
( LÍ`) Gramdpa, my eyes! YOU STOLE THEM HOW DARE YOU!
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(EƒÖE ) ...
( EƒÖE ) After seeing these guys, I'm starting to understand why everybody calls me a crapass.
( EƒÖE ) Every single one of us forgot to wipe this morning.
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( LƒÖ`) Oh, great. Now my basement lab is full of half-grown Clonepa slugs.
( `ƒÖL) And what peabrain let Buun pollute the DNA samples??
(EÍE) Hey Grandpa, what do you think of my science fair project?
( LƒÖ`) Sucks. I'm telling your parents to pull you out of school.
( LƒÖ`) I'll have 'em put you in the army too. That's the only REAL education out there.
(EÍE) Can I just join the Clonepa army and stay home and play video games all day?
( LƒÖ`) zomg j/k lol
( LƒÖ`) Err, excuse me, had something in my throat.
(EÍE) Yeah... sure.
(EÍE) So can I just clone Joinpa and play home and stay video day all games?
( LƒÖ`) Junior, in my games we did not have home dayspa.
(◕ ◡ ◕) I like video games and spas.
(◕ ◡ ◕) I also like the scent of your spicy brain.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Harvesting organs from carcasses is yummy!
( LƒÖ`) Go back to your fat-ass brother. He has more bulk...
(LƒÖ` ) ...of fat that is.
(EÍE) RAW
(EÍE) IS
(EÍE) JUNIOR!!!
(◕ ◡ ◕) You look delicious. I think you would taste good with some oregano and thyme.
(EAE) Grandpa, is Mr. McMahon really dead?
( LƒÖ`) I haven't heard back from my agents about Mr. McMahon's true fate yet.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Oh, my gimmick is being a cannibal, for those who hadn't picked up on it yet.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Will the madcap hilarity never cease?
( LƒÖ`) Goddam. How many gimmick characters are in my threads now?
(◕ ◡ ◕) And there's another thirty backstage.
(◕ ◡ ◕) Uh, I mean 29.
(◕ ◡ ◕) 28, that is ... no, 27 ... stage whisper: Damn, what's killing them off back there?
i@MƒnLjI wouldn't know. It sure is a tragedy though. Yup.
(EÍE) OH I GET IT HA HA HA HA HA HE'S EATING THEM HA HA HA
(EÍE) I miss the early Grandpa threads.
i*EƒÖÒjNow where did I leave that nuclear missile launcher? Iraq, maybe. I'll take care of this in a few minutes.
(EÍE) Dear Grand Father. I've a question arriving as bogging to my maturing mind as of late. Yes, it is indeed regading that woman.
Granpa, if I may so call you since I have of no other kinsmen to entrust a question so bold - being the fragile creature I am - are you in truth actually an uncouth- I mean, untouched one. In essence, simply put, a virgin?
Sincerely yours, Junior.
1993-09-5035
( LƒÖ`) Dear young Junior, as a response to your eloquent question you have recently asked me, regarding my virginity...I'll provide an answer which may not directly addess the question, but it will hopefully satisfy your curiosity nonetheless.
Frankly, you and your father were an accident.
Get me a goddamn beer, Grandpa.
1993-09-5036
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) In fact, Mom said she should have swallowed you.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Sweet dreams!
i*EƒÖÒj I found my nuker in the depths of a secret prison slash concentration camp in Slovakia. Now where's that maneater?
(◕ ◡ ◕) I'm right here, sweetmeat. Come to daddy!
( LƒÖ`) There will now be a short intermission while the poster playing Mercpa in this little drama furiously hunts for the right bazooka-firing AA to post.
(EÍE) I'm gonna go get some popcorn!
( E-E) I have this book on ancient history to read.
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) Who's up for Burger King?
(EÍE).... Don't you ever shave your eyebrows, old man?
(@¥ิƒÖ¥ิ) I had the upper pair plucked out after high school.
( LƒÖ`) You should have seen them. They went all the way to his ears!
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( Ü-Ü) I'm back from my meeting with the National Alliance to Advance the Acceptance of Fat People, and I must say, I am appalled with how the WeightPlus people are treated here.
( Ü-Ü) We're BIG, We're BEAUTIFUL, and we're IN YOUR FACE.
(EÍE) You're so big you're in everybody's face.
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( EƒÖE ) You aren't needed here, Mercpa.
i*EƒÖÒj Saying that to a guy firing a nuclear missile gattling gun... I like your guts, kid.
( EƒÖE) Wait, Mercpa, I've thought of a use for you after all...
( EƒÖE) Can you please wipe my ass?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
|ƒÖE) What about me? What about Clonepa?
( LƒÖ`) In my time if any one was trying to force a meme, they'd hang him.
( LƒÖ`) ah I miss those days
( LƒÖ`) almost got killed once for it.
(EÍE) Grandpa, are imageboards forced memes?
( LƒÖ`) Yes. In my day, we had ASCII porn and we liked it. That was my first exposure to Sailor Moon, you know. Ami-chan~
(EÍE) Why does Clonepa creep me out, grandpa?
( LƒÖ`) You have his eyes, Junior.
( LƒÖ`) ...don't read too much into it.
(EÍE) (EÍE), (EÍE) (EÍE) (EÍE) (EÍE) (EÍE) (EÍE) ?
( EƒÖE) Yeah, I wanna speak now, guys.
( ß ƒŽß) The Tone of my Voice!!!
( *EƒÖÒ) Hey (◕ ◡ ◕), why are you trolling 4chan? Stop breathing, you're polluting the environment.
(EÍE) ... the gom jabbar test.............
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( *EƒÖÒ) Our fathers ate manna in the desert,
In the burning place where whirlwinds came,
Lord, save us from that horrible land!
Save us, Oh-h-h-h save us
From that dry and thirsty land!
(◕ƒÖ◕) Oh-h-h-h save us!
(EÍE) save u- wait, what were we talking about again?
( LƒÖ`) I don't remember. It's been too long ...
(EÍE) Grandpa, what ex-professional wrestler is going to run for office this time? Macho Man for president?
( LƒÖ`) Hulk Hogan has my vote, whether he runs or not.
( EƒÖE) Jesse Ventura
( LƒÖ`) ...
( ˣƒÖˣ) ...
( EƒÖE) No eating until you've wiped my ass, Grandpa. You promised!
( LƒÖ`) And lose the last defining quality of your character in the process? Sure, go ahead.
( EƒÖE) I'm so conflicted. Torn even. This is torture of the highest degree.
(EÍE) I'm somehow confused about Clonepa's sudden liking for shit...
(EÍE) I thought his beady eyes and annoying personality were his defining qualities.
( EƒÖE) My biggest defining quality is my lack of any real defining qualities.