( ´ω`) I'm way ahead of my time.

(・∀・) Say, Grandpa, do you like Marimite?

( ´ω`) Oh I love Marmite. It's an aquired taste alright, but it's delicious on black and blue kangaroo.

(・∀・) ...I was talking about the anime, Grandpa. And aren't kangaroos endangered?

( ´ω`) Anime is garbage, boy. You should be watching Animal Planet.

( ´ω`) Those meerkats crack me up.

(・∀・) Anime is just too high-minded for you, stupid baka.

( -ω-). . .

( ´ω`) desu desu desu desu desu

(・∀・) You're not having a stroke, are you Grandpa?

( ´ω`) DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

( oω°) DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG DSFARGEG

( ◦∀◦) Oh no! I'll call for an ambulance...!

(◦∀◦ ) ...right after I check my inheritance in his will!

( ´ω`) Sorry, sometimes that ol' plate in my head picks up radio waves.
(´ω` ) ... Inheritance?

ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) Did someone say inheritance?

( ´ω`) I'm curious about that myself.

(　･ิω･ิ) The only thing anyone's going to inherit from him is his bar tab.

　　　　　　　THIS SUMMER...
( ´ω`)=================

GRANDPA WILL...
=================(・∀・)

　　KILL JUNIOR.

(・∀・) Bring it on, old man!

( ・-・) Directed by Quentin Tarantino, and featuring Samuel L. Jackson!

(・∀・) Staring Giko as Junior!

　　　　　　　THIS SUMMER...
( ´ω`)=================

GRANDPA WILL...
=================(・∀・)

　　*__GET HEATSTROKE.__*

　　　　　　　THIS SUMMER...
( ´ω`)=================

GRANDPA WILL BE...
=================(・∀・)

　　T∴∵∴∵a∴∵∴∵n∴∵s∴∵∴∵n

( ´ω`)( oω°) "oh i forgot to take my medicine oh ho ho this is so funny it's absolutely hilarious come on guys laugh hahahaha come on guys"

( ・-・) Dude that's killer!

( xωx)

( ´ω`) What was my name again?

(・∀・) Junior, stop playing around and do your chores.

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( ´ω`) Hello, kids.

( ´ω`) Fucking Ditto! Get out!
( ´ω.) Ditto, dittoAIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

⊂二二二（ ಠ_ಠ）二二二⊃ GOOD GRANDPA, YOU LOOK KIND OF COOL

( ´ω`) You again? I thought we left you for dead on the last thread...

⊂二二二（ ?_?）二二二⊃ Fuck you, get off of my cloud.

( ´ω`) ! Oh dear. My apolojuice.

⊂二二二（ ｀ハ´）二二二⊃ Grandpa, you fool, it was me all along! Ahahaha. Your thread structure has been destroyed beyond all hope of repair! What do you say to that?

( ´ω`) ...we had structure? Why didn't anyone tell me about this?

(・∀・) He said structure, Grandpa. Not hips, long-term memory, and regular bowel movements.

LOADING ESTEEM BUILDER MODULE...
|・＿・| "Hahaha- You are so funny, Junior!"

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me a story about when I was a baby.

( ´ω`) This one time, when you were a baby, you shit your diaper and then ate some of it.

( ´ω`) Then your dad beat you.

(　･ิω･ิ) Those were good times.

(・∀・) No they weren't!

(　･ิω･ิ) Dad, why didn't you tell me child rearing was this difficult...

( ´ω`) I enjoy watching you suffer.

( ´ω`) Also, I'm not really your dad.

(・∀・) And I'm not really your son either.

(　･ิω･ิ) Really? Thank GOD!

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ Submitted for your approval: the strange case of an ageless man, known only as 'Grandpa'. A crotchety old coot with disdain for everything man holds sacred and a taste for misanthropy. Today, we have witnessed his final descent into the realm of madness. Madness that could have only be quenched with questions. Questions from within his own mind, questions from a daemon of his own making: Jisaku Jien. But such things are never out of the ordinary in a place where the leaves fall eternally and wisdom is pursued only by fools. A place known only as... the DQN Zone. ♪♫♪

(・∀・) Junior, have you been masturbating again?

( ´ω`) Who are you talking to, kid?

(・∀・) Junior Jr.

(　・∀・） ... Wait, what am I doing here?

( ・-・) Caught in an endless, spiralling loop, there is no hope of respite, no hope of escape for this old man.

(″･ิ_･ิ)っ-̾ I'll do the narration around here, young rabbit.

(・∀・) Now I've lost it.

(・∀・) I know I can kill.

( ・-・) You couldn't kill a fly even if you didn't shriek and hide under your bed every time you see one.

( ´ω`) Grandpa, I love you!
( ´ω`) I love you too, now go back to bed.

(・∀・) Why are you talking to yourself, grandpa?

( ´ω`) I'm just reading ahead in the script, trying to find the part where we get back on topic here.

(・∀・) Granpa, who killed 4-ch?

( ´ω`) Some anonymous twit, Junior.

　　　　╭―勹
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　IT WAS I
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /
　　　 ノ⁁ へ
　　　( ク　＼ク

(・∀・) What goes on in the mind of an old man, grandpa?

( ´ω`) ...

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.
.
.

( ´ω`) ... what?

( ´ω(・∀・)

( ´ω(・∀・) Grandpa, why are you sneaking up on me?

Hush. It'll only take 5 minutes...
( ´ω(・∀・) Uh... dad... help?

(　･ิω･ิ) Who's your dad, NOW? Not I, not I.

　　　　╭―勹
　　　　（(Ⅻ)）
　　　　( ﾟД´)∩　　I AM YOUR FATHER
　　 ⊂|：乂：| /
　　　 ノ⁁ へ
　　　( ク　＼ク

( ´ω`) ... maybe the next thread should just be Junior & I doing the question/answer thing. There's way too many characters to keep track of now.

( ・-・) To be honest, I don't think anybody could be trusted to enforce it.

(・∀・) Grandpa, where do emergency mittens come from? There are so many of them... do they grow on trees or something?

( ´ω`) Emergency Mittens are knitted by the thousands in dirty offshore factories by indentured blind Chinese orphan girls, and then shipped in bulk to trouble spots all over the world, Junior.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... really? That's sad.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) MITTENS!!!!!

(ﾟ- ﾟ ) Excuse me, I need to go see my therapist now.

( ´ω`) Heh heh...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lick me down there, Junior!

(・∀・) Grandpa said you don't take a bath so... No.

(　･ิω･ิ) I wish girls would say that to me...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Lick me down there, Not-Junior's-Dad!

(　･ิω･ิ) No. You're not a girl.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) what?

(　･ิω･ิ) You're a disembodied floating head. There's nothing down there to lick.

( ﾟ -ﾟ) So are you...

( ´ω`) Wh...wha!? I'm a floating head?!

( ´ω`) . . Dagnabbit, you're right! JUNIOR! Why didn't you say something sooner?!

( ⊃ω⊂) OH GOD IM GONNA DIE

(・∀・) I'm used to being a floating head. I figured it was the natural state of things.

( `)(´) Consider yourselves lucky.

) Yeah. I'm just a floating parentheses, and it sucks.

) People call me Cheekpa.

(　･ω･) Sounds like a pretty half-assed character design.

(・∀・) Grandpa, whose head did that talking chunk come from?

(　･ω･) I dunno, Raymond.

➝ The name's "Rayman", pilgrim, and don't ye be forgetten it.,

(　･ω･) All right, Raymond, I'll make a note of it.

? I FUCKING TOLD YOU IT'S "RAYMAN" I WILL KILL YOU FAGGOT AAAAGHHH

( ´ω`) Quit answering my questions for me, crapass...

( ´ω`) So what was your question again, Raymond?

? RAYMAN YOU DUMBASS RAYMAN

➝ Who in the hell's this questerin mark imposter?

? I AM RAYMAN MACFAIL

( ´ω`) Sonny, you need to GTFO my thread.

(　･ω･) Can I stay?

( ´ω`) No.

(　･ω･) I don't have anywhere else to go. My thread smells. Let me stay!