[Part X] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-5098 04:55

( LƒΦ`) Friends, Romans, Elitists, lend me your DQN.

601 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5149 23:52

( LƒΦ`) That's a damn lie and you know it, people don't just leave GETs lying around.
( LƒΦ`)At least back in my day, you had to WORK for your GETs.

602 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 00:41

(EΝE) I'm going to go put a down payment on a PS3!

603 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 02:27

( LƒΦ`) PS3? Ah, what was it that some kid told me to say about it... Oh yeah.

( LEƒΦiœj`) "WTF N00BZ GET A XBOX360 N GET FUCKEN HALOS INSTED !! PS3 FUCKN SUX FAGOT"

( LƒΦ`) Anyway, how are you supposed to pay for that? ...

( LƒΦ`)‚Β ! Where's my wallet?!

604 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 04:00

( E-E) Hey, lookie what I bought, a PS3! Wanna play Japanese dating games with me Junior?

605 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 09:18

(EΝE) No. I hate you.

606 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 13:45

( E-E) Well Junior, I happen to like you so much I'll give a piece of good advice here. Never steal money from people's wallets. Swipe their credit cards instead.

607 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 19:03

wth

608 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5150 22:08

( LƒΦ`) Hello there, disembodied spirit of a 60th trimester abortion.

609 Name: JuniorsAbortedTwin!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5151 01:25

Last 200 posts reported as crap.

610 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 12:42

( LƒΦ`) And you're obviously not making anything better >>609.

611 Name: JuniorsAbortedTwin!5JrU4QOlH6 : 1993-09-5151 16:35

Incorrect. I sage.

612 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 17:04

Meanwhile, in Paris

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ I'm still waiting for my cake.

613 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 20:09

( LƒΦ`) Check with Darkpa. He's cleaned out every fridge in town. Maybe he has your cake.

614 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 21:58

Meanwhile, in Darkpa's secret base

i@MƒnLjExcellent.

i@MƒnLj‎The cake, I mean.‎

615 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5151 22:29

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ "Let them eat cake" they say but if I don't find a single cake soon I'll start a second French Revolution. These cheese-eating surrender monkeys need some spine and cake in them.

616 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 00:06

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@@@@(“ρ“ρ“ρ)
@@/άΠ*L°MЁ@@@Security here to wish you a happy holidays, nya!
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@@M`|„ͺ„ͺ„Ό @@@@
@@@@ΎPΎ

617 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 05:26

( LƒΦ`) Not quite that time yet, in both DQN and what I believe is known as "real life".

618 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5152 05:32

(EΝE) What happened on september 5000, granpa?

619 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 06:02

( EƒΦE) We got drunk and played ping-pong, and then recorded a crap-ass song.

620 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 06:39

(₯ิ_₯ิ)‚Α-̾ And ate cake.

621 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 08:11

Meanwhile, at Darkpa's poolside party

i@MƒnLjExcellent.

i@MƒnLj‎The song, I mean.

622 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 16:11

(EΝE) Why did clonepa answer for you, Grandpa?

623 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 16:13

( LƒΦ`) That's what I cloned them for. To do menial tasks so I can pursue more lofty ... pursuits.

624 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 16:33

i@MƒnLjHe keeps saying that, but then fails to crash my parties.

625 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 16:36

( LƒΦ`) I'm over in Science arguing against global warming being a bad thing because I'm old enough to have lived through the Medieval Warm Period, and it was a damn fine time.

626 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 20:05

Meanwhile, some unspecified but short distance in front of Darkpa's bubonic plague cultures

i@MƒnLjExcellent.

i@MƒnLj‎The weather, I mean.

627 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 20:53

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like during the Jurassic period?

628 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 20:55

( LƒΦ`) We were just voles back in those days, and the dinosaurs mostly came out at night. Mostly.

629 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 20:56

( LƒΦ`) I remember eating Fruit Voleups with the guys, waiting for the velociraptors to go chase something else so we could go out and buy bags of cashews at the local 7/11.

630 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 22:44

(EΝE) Grandpa, what were cashews like during the Jurassic period?

631 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5152 23:38

( LƒΦ`) Each one weighed nine pounds. You could feed a family of four on one.

632 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 04:53

(EΝE) Ever battle a T-Rex then?

633 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 05:15

( LƒΦ`) Oh, to be young and foolish and stupid. There were no Tyrannosaurs in the Jurassic Period, Junior.

( LƒΦ`) However, I did ruin their shit during the late Cretaceous.

( LƒΦ`) You kids still use that phrase, right?

634 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 13:26

(EΝE) No, and I'd like it if you never did that again.

635 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5153 15:03

Meanwhile, While Darkpa plots something terrible.

i@MƒnLjExcellent.

i@MƒnLj‎My terrible plot, I mean.

636 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 16:26

Meanwhile, in front of the TV

( E-E) Excellent.

( E-E) Bill and Ted, I mean.

637 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 19:47

Meanwhile, in an unknown location
( LƒΦ`) Excellent
( LƒΦ`) AHHH thats the spot
( LƒΦ`) AHHHHHHHHH~~~

638 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5153 21:53

Meanwhile, in the place

i@MƒnLj~CHOO.

i@MƒnLjCHOO CHOO TRAIN.

639 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 00:36

Meanwhile, in Siberia

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640 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 07:08

Meanwhile, over at DQN

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was life like before Beady Eyes?

( LƒΦ`) It was excellent.

641 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 07:11

( E-E) Pay no attention to that senile old fart, Junior.

642 Name: Not in Employment, Education, or Training : 1993-09-5154 11:40

( LƒΦ`) Didn't I tell you to get the fuck out of my house forever ago?

643 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 12:35

( E-E) Calm down Grandpa, lest you shit yourself in sheer rage.

644 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 14:02

(EΝE) So where were you going with that whole "Grandpa take up and wake your pills" thing anyway?

645 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 14:08

( E-E) It was an attempt to get Grandpa into Employment, Education and Training. EET your pills, har har.

646 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 14:39

(EΝE) Oh. Good thing we fought that gag as hard as we did. It really sucked.

647 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 14:56

( E-E) You're just too stupid to get it, but that comes with being of Grandpa's bloodline.

648 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 16:07

( LƒΦ`) Upon further reflection, your pills gag reveals a paucity of vision.

649 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 16:12

( E-E) EET ees slander! Ay have mucho visiones!

650 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 19:56

( LƒΦ`) Go back to Guadalacaca, where the people grudgingly accept you.

651 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 20:25

( E-E) But I already booked you on a flight to Guanocacaracha! See, ticket code EET-337. Just remember to avoid jetlag by taking your pills.

652 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 20:33

( LƒΦ`) Eh, it's your money. I'm staying here in my thread.

653 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 21:01

( E-E) But I used YOUR money.

654 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 21:29

( LƒΦ`) You are clearly mistaken, I already spent every cent I had on beer.

655 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 22:13

(EΝE) Dad, somebody took all the monopoly money from my monopoly box.

656 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5154 22:15

(@₯ิƒΦ₯ิ) It must be banditos!

657 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 03:17

( E-E) Holy Frijoles! I've been found out!

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658 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5155 14:29

( E-E) Grandpa, what was life like before Hatsune Miku?

659 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:06

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660 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:07

( LƒΦ`) Let grandpa see some of those "Gifts" you youngsters are talking about.

661 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:12

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662 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:14

Π*L°MΠ The flamethrower is all I have packed with me, but I have many more at my condo, nya.

663 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:17

( LƒΦ`) Ah. Seems about right. Brig me back a russian gun, please.

664 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:22

( LƒΦ`) Sorry about the brig thig, I do't kow how to type the key betwee b ad m.

665 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:24

( LƒΦ) I am the ( LƒΏ) and the ( LƒΦ`), the { and the }.

666 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:25

Π*L°MΠ I AM 666, I AM SATANIC, I LISTEN TO MARYALIN MANSONS.

667 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 02:57

iEΝEj Grandpa, can I have a dollar? If you say o it means yes.

668 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:09

@Ώ‚Φ-Ν
@RΠ*L°MΠ Security back, nya. SUPER KUNG-FU SECURITY STANCE, NYAAAAAA!
@@@_Ό_
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669 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:09

( LƒΦ`) Uh uh.

670 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:10

( LƒΦ`) Now what was that about a dollar?

671 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 03:14

iEΝEj Oh, right. You owe me 200 of them.

672 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5157 10:55

( LƒΦ`) You're not my barkeep. I don't owe you a damn thing.

673 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 11:01

iEΝEj Grandpa, why is >>71 such an ugly aggravating unintelligent dirtball?

674 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 11:52

iEΝEj I'm not a barkeep, but I'm tender... Should I sing?

675 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 12:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, who's that guy in the post above me? He's got fat cheeks.

676 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 17:56

q (EΝE) p@ Grandpa, what was life like before hands?

677 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:12

(EΝE) Grandpa, am I asking you too many questions?

(EΝE) Or are there multiple juniors asking too many questions?

(EΝE) If the former was the case, would you approve?

(EΝE) Why am I here? What is my point in life? Was I created only to meaningless questions?

(EΝE) What was life like before I was born?

678 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:22

( LƒΦ`) Junior, get out of the cloning vats. Remember what happened last time?

679 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:33

(EƒΦE) i happened, babey

680 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 20:51

( LƒΦ`) Yes, >>71pa, you happened. You also happen to be an aggravating unintelligent dirtball.

681 Name: 71 : 1993-09-5158 20:58

(EƒΦE) Grandpa's just bitter because he isn't a hit with the ladies like I am.

682 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 21:17

(EΝE) Grandpa, is there an echo in here?

683 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5158 21:31

(EΝE) Grandpa, is there an echo in here??

684 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:12

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685 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:23

Why do we need all the VIOLENCE?!
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686 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 01:24

( LƒΦ`) Whoa, they have some weird stuff on that picture box you have.

687 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 02:09

(> ›„D›>) A CHALLENGER APPEARS

688 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 05:01

(EΝE) Ok. Now THAT looks retarded.

689 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 18:33

( LƒΦ`) Looks like it's retarded fish for dinner, Junior.

690 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5159 20:34

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L°MΠ Nya.
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691 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:42

( LƒΦ`) No fish for you.

692 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 16:46

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*L-MΠ Nyawwwwww...
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693 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 18:07

( LƒΦ`) No means no.

694 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:10

@@‚Φ-Ν
@ Π*M-LΠ GAO!
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695 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:40

@ @ΘΘ@@ ‚Φ-́@@ @ʁQΚ
@@(,,߁[ί)@ Π*L°MЁ@@ (@߁Νί) GIVE US LIBERTY OR GIVE US FISH!
`(,,QɁ@`(,_‚•‚•Ι@`(,,QΙ

696 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:49

><> < Eat me!

697 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:52

( LƒΦ`)@Some guy calling himself a "Corean" said something like that the other day.

(EΝE)@You want us to do to you what we did to him?

698 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 19:54

(EΝE) Grandpa, if a bunch of letter 'x' ask me to consume them, should I? And how long do I have to cook them before eating?

699 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 20:08

( LƒΦ`)@Go ahead. It's your funeral.

700 Name: ( ・∀・)  : 1993-09-5161 20:08

@ @ΘΘ@ @ ʁQʁ@@ @‚Φ-Ν
@@(,,߁[ί)@@(@߁Νί)@@ Π*L°MЁ@Security here, nya, with my trainees.
`(,,QɁ@ `(,,QɁ@ `(,_‚•‚•Ι@We got a call about some annoying kid asking stupid questions

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