( ´ω`) Grandpa (v2.0) (1018)

1 Name: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL 1993-09-4417 18:34 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

699 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 04:18 [no]

    (⌒ヽ、              (⌒ヽ、      ―――― ○
   (     )     , ⌒ヽ    (    )          // | \
   ゝ     ヽ   (    .'   (        ヽ⌒ヽ.. / / |   \
 (         )  ゝ    `ヽ(             )     |
  ゝ        `ヽ,(    (                `ヽ
 (            )    )

                                 Grandpa: Junior, we're outside.
                                   We must be dreaming...

              ( ´ω`)○○   (・∀・ )
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''''""ヽ|〃ヽ|〃(○) |〃ヽ|〃""' '  ,;:;;..,,  '''''""""''''''     ''''""~""'
''''""(○)(○) (○)○) (○)(○)'''''""""'''''' ,;:;;..,,  '''''""""''''''
''''""ヽ|〃ヽ|〃 ヽ|〃ヽ|〃 ヽ|〃ヽ|〃,;:;;..,,  ''

700 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 04:30 [no]

(・∀・)Wake up, Grandpa! I've go something to show you! Remember J-bot? I recharged him and plugged him into the wall, so he'll last longer.

|・_・| HELLO-GRANDPA-UNIT. ACTIVATING-INTERFACE.

701 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 05:21 [no]

( ・ω・) Sorry, Junior...

(・ω・) ...but this time, Grandpa won't be waking up.

702 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 10:31 [no]

(・∀・)Who the fuck are you!. asshole?

703 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 12:51 [no]

    (⌒ヽ、              (⌒ヽ、      ―――― ○
   (     )     , ⌒ヽ    (    )          // | \
   ゝ     ヽ   (    .'   (        ヽ⌒ヽ.. / / |   \
 (         )  ゝ    `ヽ(             )     |
  ゝ        `ヽ,(    (                `ヽ
 (            )    )

                                 Grandpa: Clonepa?
                                   Clonepa: Everything is going as planned..

              ( ´ω`)○○   (・ω・ )
,.,.,.,.,  (○)""'(○) ' (○)  '''''""""'''''' ;.."" :,;:;;"""
.,.,.,,,,.(○)(○)(○)○) ,,o|〃""' '   '''''""""''''''  ,;:;;..:;;:

704 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 20:28 [no]

(・∀・) Have those two went nuts?

705 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 22:51 [no]

  • (´ω` )!

( ´ω`) Was that a dream? Why, I haven't had a dream in at least 30 years now!

( ´ω`) How..disturbing. I was outside. My eyes hurt.

706 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4482 23:29 [no]

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        (・ー・) hello... father... welcome back... hahahahahaha...
        (∩∩)────────────────
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707 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 00:53 [no]

( ´ω`) What the hell am I doing here?! Where's junior?!

708 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 00:56 [no]

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        (・ー・) oh... junior, is it... it's ALWAYS junior, isn't it...
        (∩∩)────────────────
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        (・∀・) is this good enough for you?! huh?!
        (∩∩)────────────────
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709 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 14:40 [no]

(`ハ´) Damn, I need a beer. Are there any in the fridge?

(`ハ´) OOOF!

(`ハ´) Hey! Who the hell left this power coord lying across the floor?

|・_・| 4:59:99!

|・_・| 4:58:65!

|・_・| 4:57:31!

710 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 16:28 [no]

meanwhile

(・∀・)I gotta go see my fiancee! Tralala.

711 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4483 23:41 [no]

(・∀・) Hello, fiancee!

(・_・。) ...

(・∀・) ... Hello?

(・_・。) ...

(・∀・;) Er, why aren't you talking to me-

BANG

'¬(・_・。) Sorry Junior, it's for the sake of the mission.

712 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:03 [no]

(・_・。) Mission complete.

Sound Only ...Good job.

713 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 00:47 [no]

( ´ω`) I sense a great disturbance in the DQN.

714 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 01:04 [no]

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        (・∀・) What?! Isn't my DQN enough?!
        (∩∩)────────────────
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715 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 03:04 [no]

( ´ω`) You couldn't DQN yourself out of a paper bag, now shut up and get me out of here.

716 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 08:03 [no]

( ´ω`) Oh, uh, hello there.

(・_・。)...

( ´ω`) Speak up, youngin'.

BANG

'¬(・_・。) Forgive me, Grandpa. But I-

( ´ω`) Haha! It'll take more then that to kill me!

(・_・。)!

717 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 08:36 [no]

Meanwhile
      _ _  ξ
    (´   `ヽ、    
  ⊂,_と(    )⊃

( ・ー・) Dad! Dad?!

(;・Д・) Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa?!

( ・ー・) Junior, I have some bad news for you...

( ・ω・) .....

718 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 11:12 [no]

(;・Д・)He's drunk again?
( ・ー・) No, but I saved a load of money by switching to Geico.
(;・Д・) ...

719 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 16:44 [no]

( ´ω`) Them I-talian secret ops can't hurt me because I have mew mew

720 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4484 16:55 [no]

(・_・。) . o O ( If I don't kill I won't be loved by my controller! )

721 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 08:15 [no]

(・∀・) Grandpa, help me!

722 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 15:35 [no]

|・_・| 0:00:05!
|・_・| 0:00:04!
|・_・| 0:00:03!
( ´∀`)I like Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
|・_・| 0:00:02!
|・_・| 0:00:01!
|・_・| 0:00:00! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.
(・∀・) I knew I should've disabl-

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BUT THE WORLD REFUSED TO CHANGE.

723 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 17:37 [no]

( ・ω・) < Ooh... Fireworks! So pretty

724 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4485 21:44 [no]

Meanwhile
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    (´   `ヽ、    
  ⊂,_と(    )⊃

(;・Д・) J-bot, fix Grandpa!
|・_・|
(;・Д・)
|・_・|
(;・Д・)
|・_・| BEEP
( ・ω・) ...

725 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 03:39 [no]

(;・Д・) Clonepa! What happened to grandpa! I thought that he wasn't killed by Fiancee's shot!
( ・ω・) It's something else... he's not dead, he's in some sort of... COMA.

dramatic reverb

726 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 04:21 [no]

( ・ω・) < He's pining for the fjords.

727 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 16:07 [no]

(・∀・)I want to fuck fiancee.

728 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4486 19:31 [no]

( ・ω・) Idiot, that was just a part of a drug-induced dream. You don't really have a fiancee. You don't even have a girlfriend!

729 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 12:47 [no]

( ・ω・) anyway, since grandpa's gone, youll be asking me questions from now on.

730 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 12:51 [no]

( ´ω`) hello kids!

731 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 12:52 [no]

>>730

(・∀・)Is his memory gone?

732 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4487 13:59 [no]

( ・ω・) o O ( I've underestimated him... to break that illusion so easily, it would take uncharted levels of DQN! )

733 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:25 [no]

( ・ω・) o O ( If the illusion was broken, then I must resort to... THE GRANDPA-VANQUISHER 2.0 (patent pending)!!)

           _       ___ ∧∧       _        人人人人人人人人人人
        /⌒\ \     〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ /⌒^\\    <               >
        //⌒\ |◎|   _/ ||Ξ/ つ¶¶  / /⌒\|◎|   <   This is the end, Grandpa!!
      /     )|日|\/__\|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\  _____.|日|\_  <              >
     /  ●   ___  \|/       ●  ●/\  ̄\__〉  ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨
   /      Y     Y )ヽ Y  Y       \..\ _/^~           /^|/^|__
   | ▼       |     | /. )).|   |       ▼ |/\\              /^/.^/_⊃
   |人__ノ⌒|     |/ノノノ\__人   、_人|    \\______ __/^/^/^/⊃
          / ̄ \__|  ||  ̄/目>、 ___ノ\.   /| ̄    |  ̄  ̄ ||γ〜〜〜 |
         /   /  ./|___||_/ ̄/{三|三|三}|    \/|||‐‐‐‐‐‐\  ⊂二⌒) γ  /
        /__/_./ \_|ロ/ ̄{三|三|三}ロ|      ^^|____\_||{ ヽーー/
      /   /  |/     〉−−−−−〈_             ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      /======/   |   / ̄ ̄ ̄|^^ ● ^^ ●)\
    /~/⌒|\.||  /   | ̄ ̄__|_   ▼  |  ̄|
  ( ̄()|⌒| )|| /    /   / /ミ三\_人__/三{.|
  ( ̄()|_|/ ||/     /   / / /   ̄/|:::::|::::|   \
  ( ̄()/)/ ̄     /    / / /   ./ |:::::|::::|\   \
   ^( ̄)/        /__/_/ /    /  \__/  \   \
     ̄^             /^^ /   /   \    \ | ̄ ̄|
                   /   /   /       \    /    |
                 __/三|/   /         >三三\___/
               / \/ ̄ ̄〉         /\  /  /
             /\   |__/|         /  | /  /
           /   | /     /        /   |_/ __/
         /     |/__/         /    / ̄ /
        /    __/     /         /|   /__/
      /    __/     /       /|   /__/
      /   /   ̄ ̄| /       〈 \/__〈/
     /_/_/ ̄\_|/          \  \_\
      ^ / ̄   | __ \           \. |   |
       |___/___|           \|_/

734 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:37 [no]

(・∀・)Sugoi, Clonepa! We're fucked!

(・∀・)Let's play some awesome fight music. Hmm... Perhaps Iron Maiden - Fallen Angel? Something heavier, like Amon Amarth - Vs. The World? Well, maybe some video game music. Earthbound - Final battle might work...Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Battle 3 also. Oh, there's so many possibilities! What do you think, everyone?

735 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 00:41 [no]

( ・ω・) Something classy.

736 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:08 [no]

( ´ω`) May I suggest Tchaikovsky's "Scherzo: Allegro non tanto e con fuoco (Qrt. 1)?"

737 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 04:16 [no]

( `ハ´)An articulate choice, Grandfather, but I believe Barber - Adagio for Strings is a more peculiar notion for such an epic event.

738 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 06:03 [no]

(・∀・) But you know, for classy, dramatic music, you really can't beat O Fortuna!

739 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4488 10:45 [no]

( ・ω・) Wait, I know!

Don't wanna know why, everybody ready get it on!!
           _       ___ ∧∧       _        人人人人人人人人人人
        /⌒\ \     〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ /⌒^\\    <               >
        //⌒\ |◎|   _/ ||Ξ/ つ¶¶  / /⌒\|◎|   < Turbo Smasher Punch!!
      /     )|日|\/__\|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\  _____.|日|\_  <              >
     /  ●   ___  \|/       ●  ●/\  ̄\__〉  ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨
   /      Y     Y )ヽ Y  Y       \..\ _/^~                /^|/^|__
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   |人__ノ⌒|     |/ノノノ\__人   、_人|    \\     ______ __/^/^/^/⊃
          / ̄ \__|  ||  ̄/目>、 ___ノ\.   /     | ̄    |  ̄  ̄ ||γ〜〜〜 |
         /   /  ./|___||_/ ̄/{三|三|三}|    \/     |||‐‐‐‐‐‐\  ⊂二⌒) γ  /
        /__/_./ \_|ロ/ ̄{三|三|三}ロ|      ^^     |____\_||{ ヽーー/
      /   /  |/     〉−−−−−〈_                  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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    /~/⌒|\.||  /   | ̄ ̄__|_   ▼  |  ̄|
  ( ̄()|⌒| )|| /    /   / /ミ三\_人__/三{.|
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  ( ̄()/)/ ̄     /    / / /   ./ |:::::|::::|\   \
   ^( ̄)/        /__/_/ /    /  \__/  \   \
     ̄^             /^^ /   /   \    \ | ̄ ̄|
                   /   /   /       \    /    |
                 __/三|/   /         >三三\___/
               / \/ ̄ ̄〉         /\  /  /
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         /     |/__/         /    / ̄ /
        /    __/     /         /|   /__/
      /    __/     /       /|   /__/
      /   /   ̄ ̄| /       〈 \/__〈/
     /_/_/ ̄\_|/          \  \_\
      ^ / ̄   | __ \           \. |   |
       |___/___|           \|_/

740 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 03:56 [no]

( ´ω`) It was my late father's dying wish that I would bring absolute justice to DQN - and now, I shall enforce his last words stronger then ever before.

   ◢░   ▄▅                      ▅▄  ░◣
  ▐░::  ▀                         ▀  ::░▍
 ▐░::             ▂      ▂              :::░▍ CLONEPA, THIS WILL BE THE END!
  ▌░:: ::          ▐::    ▄  ▀▄           :: :::░▌
 ▐▓░░::            ▋:::  ▅▀ ::░▋         ::::░▓▌
  ▐▓▓░░:::: ::        ▊░:::▊ ▊:::░▊        :: ::::░▓▋
   ▀█▓▓░░:::: ::       ▀▀  ▀▀        :::░▓█▀

741 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 04:26 [no]

             /^/::/ |__
             /^/::/ /_⊃
    ______ __/^/::/^/⊃
   | ̄ /::/ |  ̄  ̄ ||γ〜〜/::/ |
|||‐‐‐‐/::/ ‐\  ⊂二/::/ γ  /
  |__/::/_\_||{ /::/ーー/
       ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

         ∧ ∧,〜
        ( (⌒ ̄ `ヽ    _
          \  \ `ー'"´, -'⌒ヽ Grandpa: Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu:
         /∠_,ノ    /     Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki.
         /( ノ ヽ、_/´  \        
       、( 'ノ(     く     `ヽ、    
      /`   \____>\___ノ    
     /       /__〉     `、__>    
                             

742 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 04:28 [no]

( `ハ´)Fool, using one of your strongest techniques right off the bat.

(・∀・)Even I'm not that stupid, Grandpa!

743 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 12:40 [no]

( ´ω`) But it looked cool..

( ・ω・) It did, actually.

744 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 15:12 [no]

( ´ω`) You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '' at line 1

(・∀・)wow grandpa, thanks that you let me know!

745 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:51 [no]

( `ハ´)You know, -I- should be involved in this battle. After all, I am Grandpa's greatest opponent.

( ・ω・) Then, you're my enemy.

( `ハ´)HAAAAAAA

( ・ω・) UWAAAAAAA

     /_/_/ ̄\_|/          \  \_\
      ^ /____| __ \           \. |   |
       |( `ハ´)___|           \|_/
     CRUSHED
   A...ah, damnit.

746 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:52 [no]

           _       ___ ∧∧       _        人人人人人人人人人人
        /⌒\ \     〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ /⌒^\\    <               >
        //⌒\ |◎|   _/ ||Ξ/ つ  / /⌒\|◎|   < How strong is that exoskeleton of yours?!
      /     )|日|\/__\|/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\  _____.|日|\_  <              >
     /  ●   ___  \|/       ●  ●/\  ̄\__〉  ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨
   /      Y     Y )ヽ Y  Y       \..\ _/^~              
   | ▼       |     | /. )).|   |       ▼ |/\\                
   |人__ノ⌒|     |/ノノノ\__人   、_人|    \\ 
          / ̄ \__|  ||  ̄/目>、 ___ノ\.   /     
         /   /  ./|___||_/ ̄/{三|三|三}|    \/ 
        /__/_./ \_|ロ/ ̄{三|三|三}ロ|       
      /   /  |/     〉−−−−−〈_       
      /======/   |   / ̄ ̄ ̄|^^ ● ^^ ●)\
    /~/⌒|\.||  /   | ̄ ̄__|_   ▼  |  ̄|
  ( ̄()|⌒| )|| /    /   / /ミ三\_人__/三{.|
  ( ̄()|_|/ ||/     /   / / /   ̄/|:::::|::::|   \
  ( ̄()/)/ ̄     /    / / /   ./ |:::::|::::|\   \
   ^( ̄)/        /__/_/ /    /  \__/  \   \
     ̄^             /^^ /   /   \    \ | ̄ ̄|
                   /   /   /       \    /    |
                 __/三|/   /         >三三\___/
               / \/ ̄ ̄〉         /\  /  /
             /\   |__/|         /  | /  /
           /   | /     /        /   |_/ __/
         /     |/__/         /    / ̄ /
        /    __/     /         /|   /__/
      /    __/     /       /|   /__/
      /   /   ̄ ̄| /       〈 \/__〈/
     /_/_/ ̄\_|/          \  \_\
      ^ /____| __ \           \. |   |
       |( `ハ´)___|           \|_/
Darkpa: Grandpa, we're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at, but... At least I always fought for what I believed in... Grandpa... farewell.

747 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 22:57 [no]

     /_/_/ ̄\_|/          \  \_\
      ^ / ̄   | __ \           \. |   |
       |___/___|           \|_/
       squish

( ´ω`) DARKPAAAAAAA!!!!

( ・ω・) Foolish man...He begged for death, and it found him. You see? You can't save anyone. Not even yourself...DIE!

748 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4489 23:04 [no]

(・∀・)That was dramatic, but it made no sense. Why was Darkpa Clonepa's enemy in >>745?

( ・ω・) Well, you see, -I- want to be the one to put an end to Grandpa myself. I won't let anyone interfere with that.

( ´ω`) Oh, and we were also taking lines from Metal Gear Solid, of course. Just for reference.

(・∀・)tl;dr I see.

749 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 00:52 [no]

( ´ω`) Anyways, we need some more music. Clonepa already picked something, Junior is an idiot, and Darkpa is dead. That leaves me and my worthless son... any ideas, jackass?

750 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 03:06 [no]

( ・ー・) ....no.....

( ・ー・) Actually, if you're bored, you could just shoot the robot with this stinger missile launcher I've got here.

751 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 16:07 [no]

( `ハ´) I'm not quite dead yet.

752 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 17:51 [no]

( `ハ´) It just so happens that I am only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.

753 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 20:14 [no]

(・∀・)ARE YOU maybe UNDEAD?!

754 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4490 22:06 [no]

( ´ω`)Stop lying, Darkpa. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

755 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 01:44 [no]

( `ハ´) rock solid

756 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 06:03 [no]

( `ハ´) Really, I'm not quite dead yet.

757 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 08:37 [no]

     /_/_/ ̄\_|/          \  \_\
      ^ /____| __ \           \. |   |
       |( `ハ´)___|           \|_/
      .........

758 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 09:43 [no]

( ・ω・) I made everything but the fist out of cardboard.

759 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 15:53 [no]

( ;´ω`) C...cardboard?!? ALL HOPE IS LOST NOW!

760 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4491 16:03 [no]

(・∀・)Holy crap, Clonepa, you should have told me you liked to build robots with cardboard! I got a few myself - none as cool as yours is though!

761 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4492 05:00 [no]

( ・ω・) We'll discuss this later, Junior. I'm busy watching Grandpa die of wakabamark.

762 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:02 [no]

´ω`)!

763 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:03 [no]

ω`

764 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:03 [no]

ω

765 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:03 [no]

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766 This post sucks.

767 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:08 [no]

(・∀・)Grandpa? Grandpa?!!? GRANNDDDPAAAASNNAAAAAAAKKEEEEE!!

( ・ω・) So, it's all over.

( `ハ´)My nemesis has been vanquished. What should I do now..?

(・_・。)...

    |┃三 Slam!
    |┃     @@@
    |┃ ≡  @#、@  
____.|ミ\__(   ノ`)  I don't remember why I even married him!
    |┃=__||ヽ ^ /|\ Really though, I don't. Anyone know why?

768 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:11 [no]

(・∀・) His money?

( ・ω・) His home?

( `ハ´) His power?

(・_・。) ...his inner beauty...?

769 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:26 [no]

G R A N D P A 2 . 0 - E P I L O G U E

After Grandpa abruptly vanished from the world, everything went into chaos shortly thereafter.

(   ノ`)Grandma quickly passed away for unknown reasons.
(・_・。)Fiancee was hired by a underground DQN organization as a female assassin, and successfully killed thousands of DQNs, but died in battle with Junior.
( `ハ´)Darkpa, after living a long life of unsuccessful revenge, had no idea what to do at first of Grandpa's demise. He led a huge mass of DQNs to total genocide. Darkpa's existance was finally put to an end by an effort made by Junior.
(・∀・)Junior, after having asked thousands of questions to Grandpa, was severely devastated the most. He trained his body and mind to compare to that of Grandpa's prime days. He successfully killed Fiancee in a heated battle, but lost his arm in the process. With one arm, he then rode to destroy Darkpa, and did so by using Grandpa's legendary 'DQN Ultima Lv99 Death' that he finally mastered at his own last ounce of strength. Junior died, hoping that DQN would seek to a new light..a new hope. He thought of his Grandpa one last time, and faded to nothingness.

770 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:34 [no]

(・ー・)I've come to discuss the shaping of a new DQN.

(*゚ー゚) What do you have in mind?

(・ー・)Even though my own son and father hated my guts, we must not forget what they've done for DQN. After the amazing Darkpa saga was put to an end with Junior's effort, the world was shining with a new ray of light. This ray of light shall prosper, and bring forth a new garden, a new DQN. I propose that the entity 'Grandpa' be born again, as well as 'Junior'. I also propose that 'Fiancee' and 'Darkpa' be brought back again.

(*゚ー゚) What of Grandma?

(・ー・)She's a stinky old hag that deserved to die anyway.

(*゚ー゚) I agree. She took my love away from me. But yes, I will vow to recreate DQN and implement the deceased characters of the Grandpa thread, bring them back to life again, and start anew. DQN, hun, you know what to do.

((●)トェェェイ(●)) DDDDddddddDddDdDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUuuUUUUUuuuRRRRRRRrRrrrRR!!!!!!!!

771 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:42 [no]

( ・ω・) hello kids!

772 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4493 04:45 [no]

( ´ω`) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

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(*゚ー゚) Er, wait a minute, something's not right. What happened to Clonepa when Grandpa died?

(・ー・)I...don't know.

((●)トェェェイ(●)) DDDDUUUURRUURURRRR?!?

( ・ω・) Ahahaha! You'll learn that your powers of reshaping the world have been reclaimed by ME! Now I'll control the Grandpa thread the way -I- want to!

(*゚ー゚) !!!

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