( ´ω`) hello kids!
(⌒ヽ、 （⌒ヽ、 ―――― ○
（ ） , ⌒ヽ ( ） ／/ | ＼
ゝ ヽ （ .' （ ヽ⌒ヽ.. ／ / | ＼
（ ） ゝ ｀ヽ( ） |
ゝ ｀ヽ,( ( ｀ヽ
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Grandpa: Junior, we're outside.
We must be dreaming...
( ´ω`)○○ （・∀・ ）
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''''""ヽ|〃ヽ|〃（○） |〃ヽ|〃""' ' ,;:;;..,, '''''""""'''''' ''''""~""'
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''''""ヽ|〃ヽ|〃 ヽ|〃ヽ|〃 ヽ|〃ヽ|〃,;:;;..,, ''
(・∀・）Wake up, Grandpa! I've go something to show you! Remember J-bot? I recharged him and plugged him into the wall, so he'll last longer.
|・＿・| HELLO-GRANDPA-UNIT. ACTIVATING-INTERFACE.
( ・ω・) Sorry, Junior...
(・ω・) ...but this time, Grandpa won't be waking up.
(・∀・）Who the fuck are you!. asshole?
(⌒ヽ、 （⌒ヽ、 ―――― ○
（ ） , ⌒ヽ ( ） ／/ | ＼
ゝ ヽ （ .' （ ヽ⌒ヽ.. ／ / | ＼
（ ） ゝ ｀ヽ( ） |
ゝ ｀ヽ,( ( ｀ヽ
（ ） ）
Grandpa: Clonepa?
Clonepa: Everything is going as planned..
( ´ω`)○○ （・ω・ ）
,.,.,.,., （○）""'（○） ' （○） '''''""""'''''' ;.."" :,;:;;"""
.,.,.,,,,.（○）（○）（○）○） ,,o|〃""' ' '''''""""'''''' ,;:;;..:;;:
(・∀・） Have those two went nuts?
( ´ω`) Was that a dream? Why, I haven't had a dream in at least 30 years now!
( ´ω`) How..disturbing. I was outside. My eyes hurt.
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(・ー・） hello... father... welcome back... hahahahahaha...
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( ´ω`) What the hell am I doing here?! Where's junior?!
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(・ー・） oh... junior, is it... it's ALWAYS junior, isn't it...
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(・∀・） is this good enough for you?! huh?!
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(｀ハ´） Damn, I need a beer. Are there any in the fridge?
(｀ハ´） OOOF!
(｀ハ´） Hey! Who the hell left this power coord lying across the floor?
|・＿・| 4:59:99!
|・＿・| 4:58:65!
|・＿・| 4:57:31!
meanwhile
(・∀・）I gotta go see my fiancee! Tralala.
(・∀・） Hello, fiancee!
（・_・。） ...
(・∀・） ... Hello?
（・_・。） ...
(・∀・;) Er, why aren't you talking to me-
BANG
'¬（・_・。） Sorry Junior, it's for the sake of the mission.
（・_・。） Mission complete.
Sound Only ...Good job.
( ´ω`) I sense a great disturbance in the DQN.
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(・∀・） What?! Isn't my DQN enough?!
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( ´ω`) You couldn't DQN yourself out of a paper bag, now shut up and get me out of here.
( ´ω`) Oh, uh, hello there.
（・_・。）...
( ´ω`) Speak up, youngin'.
BANG
'¬（・_・。） Forgive me, Grandpa. But I-
( ´ω`) Haha! It'll take more then that to kill me!
（・_・。）!
Meanwhile
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(´ ｀ヽ、
⊂,_と（ ）⊃
( ・ー・） Dad! Dad?!
(;・Д・） Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa?!
( ・ー・） Junior, I have some bad news for you...
( ・ω・) .....
(;・Д・）He's drunk again?
( ・ー・） No, but I saved a load of money by switching to Geico.
(;・Д・） ...
( ´ω`) Them I-talian secret ops can't hurt me because I have mew mew
（・_・。） . o O ( If I don't kill I won't be loved by my controller! )
(・∀・） Grandpa, help me!
|・＿・| 0:00:05!
|・＿・| 0:00:04!
|・＿・| 0:00:03!
（ ´∀｀）I like Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
|・＿・| 0:00:02!
|・＿・| 0:00:01!
|・＿・| 0:00:00! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.
(・∀・） I knew I should've disabl-
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BUT THE WORLD REFUSED TO CHANGE.
( ・ω・) < Ooh... Fireworks! So pretty
Meanwhile
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(´ ｀ヽ、
⊂,_と（ ）⊃
(;・Д・） J-bot, fix Grandpa!
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|・＿・| BEEP
( ・ω・) ...
(;・Д・） Clonepa! What happened to grandpa! I thought that he wasn't killed by Fiancee's shot!
( ・ω・) It's something else... he's not dead, he's in some sort of... COMA.
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( ・ω・) < He's pining for the fjords.
(・∀・）I want to fuck fiancee.
( ・ω・) Idiot, that was just a part of a drug-induced dream. You don't really have a fiancee. You don't even have a girlfriend!
( ・ω・) anyway, since grandpa's gone, youll be asking me questions from now on.
( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ・ω・) o O ( I've underestimated him... to break that illusion so easily, it would take uncharted levels of DQN! )
( ・ω・) o O ( If the illusion was broken, then I must resort to... THE GRANDPA-VANQUISHER 2.0 (patent pending)!!)
＿ ＿＿_ ∧∧ ＿ 人人人人人人人人人人
／⌒＼ ＼ 〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ ／⌒＾＼＼ ＜ ＞
/／⌒＼ |◎| ＿/ ||Ξ/ つ¶¶ / ／⌒＼|◎| ＜ This is the end, Grandpa!!
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/ ● ＿＿_ ＼|／ ● ●/＼ ￣＼__〉 ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨
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|人＿＿ノ⌒| |/ノノノ＼__人 、＿人| ＼＼＿＿＿＿＿_ __/＾/＾/＾/⊃
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/ / ./|__＿||_／￣／{三|三|三｝| ＼/|||‐‐‐‐‐‐＼ ⊂二⌒） γ /
/＿＿/＿./ ＼＿|ロ／￣{三|三|三｝ロ| ＾＾|＿＿＿＿＼＿||{ ヽーー/
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(・∀・）Sugoi, Clonepa! We're fucked!
(・∀・）Let's play some awesome fight music. Hmm... Perhaps Iron Maiden - Fallen Angel? Something heavier, like Amon Amarth - Vs. The World? Well, maybe some video game music. Earthbound - Final battle might work...Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Battle 3 also. Oh, there's so many possibilities! What do you think, everyone?
( ・ω・) Something classy.
( ´ω`) May I suggest Tchaikovsky's "Scherzo: Allegro non tanto e con fuoco (Qrt. 1)?"
（ ｀ハ´）An articulate choice, Grandfather, but I believe Barber - Adagio for Strings is a more peculiar notion for such an epic event.
(・∀・） But you know, for classy, dramatic music, you really can't beat O Fortuna!
( ・ω・) Wait, I know!
Don't wanna know why, everybody ready get it on!!
＿ ＿＿_ ∧∧ ＿ 人人人人人人人人人人
／⌒＼ ＼ 〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ ／⌒＾＼＼ ＜ ＞
/／⌒＼ |◎| ＿/ ||Ξ/ つ¶¶ / ／⌒＼|◎| ＜ Turbo Smasher Punch!!
／ ）|日|＼/__＼|／￣￣￣￣＼ _____.|日|＼_ ＜ ＞
/ ● ＿＿_ ＼|／ ● ●/＼ ￣＼__〉 ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨
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( ´ω`) It was my late father's dying wish that I would bring absolute justice to DQN - and now, I shall enforce his last words stronger then ever before.
◢░ ▄▅ ▅▄ ░◣
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▐░:: ▂ ▂ :::░▍ CLONEPA, THIS WILL BE THE END!
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∧ ∧,〜
( （⌒￣ `ヽ ＿
＼ ＼ `ー'"´, -'⌒ヽ Grandpa: Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu:
/∠＿,ノ / Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki.
/（ ノ ヽ､＿/´ ＼
､（ 'ﾉ（ く `ヽ､
／` ＼＿＿＿_>＼＿＿_ノ
／ /＿_〉 `､＿_>
（ ｀ハ´）Fool, using one of your strongest techniques right off the bat.
(・∀・）Even I'm not that stupid, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) But it looked cool..
( ・ω・) It did, actually.
( ´ω`) You have an error in your SQL syntax. Check the manual that corresponds to your MySQL server version for the right syntax to use near '' at line 1
(・∀・）wow grandpa, thanks that you let me know!
( ｀ハ´）You know, -I- should be involved in this battle. After all, I am Grandpa's greatest opponent.
( ・ω・) Then, you're my enemy.
( ｀ハ´）HAAAAAAA
( ・ω・) UWAAAAAAA
/＿／＿／￣＼_|/ ＼ ＼＿＼
＾ /＿＿_＿| _＿ ＼ ＼. | |
|( ｀ハ´）＿＿＿| ＼|＿／
CRUSHED
A...ah, damnit.
＿ ＿＿_ ∧∧ ＿ 人人人人人人人人人人
／⌒＼ ＼ 〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ ／⌒＾＼＼ ＜ ＞
/／⌒＼ |◎| ＿/ ||Ξ/ つ / ／⌒＼|◎| ＜ How strong is that exoskeleton of yours?!
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/ ● ＿＿_ ＼|／ ● ●/＼ ￣＼__〉 ∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨∨
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|( ｀ハ´）＿＿＿| ＼|＿／
Darkpa: Grandpa, we're not tools of the government or anyone else! Fighting was the only thing... the only thing I was good at, but... At least I always fought for what I believed in... Grandpa... farewell.
/＿／＿／￣＼_|/ ＼ ＼＿＼
＾ /￣ | _＿ ＼ ＼. | |
|＿＿＿/＿＿＿| ＼|＿／
squish
( ´ω`) DARKPAAAAAAA!!!!
( ・ω・) Foolish man...He begged for death, and it found him. You see? You can't save anyone. Not even yourself...DIE!
(・∀・）That was dramatic, but it made no sense. Why was Darkpa Clonepa's enemy in >>745?
( ・ω・) Well, you see, -I- want to be the one to put an end to Grandpa myself. I won't let anyone interfere with that.
( ´ω`) Oh, and we were also taking lines from Metal Gear Solid, of course. Just for reference.
(・∀・）tl;dr I see.
( ´ω`) Anyways, we need some more music. Clonepa already picked something, Junior is an idiot, and Darkpa is dead. That leaves me and my worthless son... any ideas, jackass?
( ・ー・） ....no.....
( ・ー・） Actually, if you're bored, you could just shoot the robot with this stinger missile launcher I've got here.
( ｀ハ´） I'm not quite dead yet.
( ｀ハ´） It just so happens that I am only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
(・∀・）ARE YOU maybe UNDEAD?!
( ´ω`)Stop lying, Darkpa. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
( ｀ハ´） rock solid
( ｀ハ´） Really, I'm not quite dead yet.
/＿／＿／￣＼_|/ ＼ ＼＿＼
＾ /＿＿_＿| _＿ ＼ ＼. | |
|( ｀ハ´）＿＿＿| ＼|＿／
.........
( ・ω・) I made everything but the fist out of cardboard.
( ;´ω`) C...cardboard?!? ALL HOPE IS LOST NOW!
(・∀・）Holy crap, Clonepa, you should have told me you liked to build robots with cardboard! I got a few myself - none as cool as yours is though!
( ・ω・) We'll discuss this later, Junior. I'm busy watching Grandpa die of wakabamark.
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(・∀・）Grandpa? Grandpa?!!? GRANNDDDPAAAASNNAAAAAAAKKEEEEE!!
( ・ω・) So, it's all over.
( ｀ハ´）My nemesis has been vanquished. What should I do now..?
（・_・。）...
|┃三 Slam!
|┃ ＠＠＠
|┃ ≡ ＠#、＠
＿＿__.|ミ＼＿＿（ ﾉ`） I don't remember why I even married him!
|┃=＿＿||ヽ ^ /|＼ Really though, I don't. Anyone know why?
(・∀・） His money?
( ・ω・) His home?
( ｀ハ´） His power?
（・_・。） ...his inner beauty...?
G R A N D P A 2 . 0 - E P I L O G U E
After Grandpa abruptly vanished from the world, everything went into chaos shortly thereafter.
（ ﾉ`）Grandma quickly passed away for unknown reasons.
（・_・。）Fiancee was hired by a underground DQN organization as a female assassin, and successfully killed thousands of DQNs, but died in battle with Junior.
( ｀ハ´）Darkpa, after living a long life of unsuccessful revenge, had no idea what to do at first of Grandpa's demise. He led a huge mass of DQNs to total genocide. Darkpa's existance was finally put to an end by an effort made by Junior.
(・∀・）Junior, after having asked thousands of questions to Grandpa, was severely devastated the most. He trained his body and mind to compare to that of Grandpa's prime days. He successfully killed Fiancee in a heated battle, but lost his arm in the process. With one arm, he then rode to destroy Darkpa, and did so by using Grandpa's legendary 'DQN Ultima Lv99 Death' that he finally mastered at his own last ounce of strength. Junior died, hoping that DQN would seek to a new light..a new hope. He thought of his Grandpa one last time, and faded to nothingness.
(・ー・）I've come to discuss the shaping of a new DQN.
(*ﾟーﾟ) What do you have in mind?
(・ー・）Even though my own son and father hated my guts, we must not forget what they've done for DQN. After the amazing Darkpa saga was put to an end with Junior's effort, the world was shining with a new ray of light. This ray of light shall prosper, and bring forth a new garden, a new DQN. I propose that the entity 'Grandpa' be born again, as well as 'Junior'. I also propose that 'Fiancee' and 'Darkpa' be brought back again.
(*ﾟーﾟ) What of Grandma?
(・ー・）She's a stinky old hag that deserved to die anyway.
(*ﾟーﾟ) I agree. She took my love away from me. But yes, I will vow to recreate DQN and implement the deceased characters of the Grandpa thread, bring them back to life again, and start anew. DQN, hun, you know what to do.
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) DDDDddddddDddDdDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUuuUUUUUuuuRRRRRRRrRrrrRR!!!!!!!!
( ・ω・) hello kids!
( ´ω`) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
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(*ﾟーﾟ) Er, wait a minute, something's not right. What happened to Clonepa when Grandpa died?
(・ー・）I...don't know.
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) DDDDUUUURRUURURRRR?!?
( ・ω・) Ahahaha! You'll learn that your powers of reshaping the world have been reclaimed by ME! Now I'll control the Grandpa thread the way -I- want to!
(*ﾟーﾟ) !!!