( ´ω`) hello kids!

( ´ω`) Don't give in to bullying, Junior.

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) lol u tk him 2da bar|?

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(・∀・) Did you see grandpa? I finished Doom3!!

( ´ω`) But were you ready for it?

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell me a story about the Mysterious Cities of Gold!

( ´ω`) They were built by much slave labor...

(・∀・) I hear they have a Fountain of Youth, too. Maybe you should go look for it Grandpa!

( ´ω`) You can go sonny. I don't feel like moving right now.

(・∀・) I already am young, so (ry

( ´ω`) for how long.... sonny...

(・∀・) For as long as people copypaste me!

(・∀・) Grandpa! I'm going to start smoking! My friends say it's cool.

( ´ω`)y━･~~ It is

(・∀・)y━･

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(・∀・)y━･ Grandpa! I though smoked a pipe or something.

( ´ω`)y━･~~ Camels are just as good sonny.

(.X・)y━･`,. koff koff

(・Д・)y━･ Grandpa, I think I'm getting cancer now.

( ´ω`)y━･~~ The secret of life, by Oliver Reed: Don't drink.
Don't smoke. Don't eat meat. Die anyway.

(・Д・) So, how did you get to be so old, anyway? What's the secret?

( ´ω`) Prozac sonny.. prozac.

(・∀・) Oh, you take it too?

( ´ω`) I'm trying to get off Lithium that's why.

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you want to get 100?

( ´ω`) As I said many times.. I don't care about these things in my age.

(・∀・) 100GET

( ´ω`)

(・∀・) ?

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)y━･~ NEEDS MORE POT

( ´ω`) Don't bogart that joint, Junior!

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) Maaan, grandpaaa. You seee the advertisemeeeents? They have hidden meanings maaan.

( ´ω`) Yes. One of them is: "Lurk more"

(・∀・) Grandpa! How did you meet grandma?

( ´ω`) One day I drank too much and was on a train. I started out harassing her but she liked it. That night, I also beat up some otaku wimp. Fun was had by all.

(・∀・)y━･ Grandpa. What´s new in v2.0?

( ´ω`) The internet stopped providing new content in 2004. Everything thereafter has been and always will be a repost.

( ´ω`) v2.0 Change Log:

• modified Grandpa's dentures
• increased Grandpa's sarcasm ability

• decreased Grandpa's ability to reproduce

...truncated

(・∀・) http://img.4chan.org/b/res/2880525.html

(`A') Granpa, how do i fix my unicode so I dont see ?????? 's ?

>>113
( ´ω`) http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Japanese:Computing_in_Japanese

( ´ω`)
　　⊂彡☆))Д´)　>>112
I think a mod deleted that thread! But in any case, it wouldn't have lasted long in /b/ anyway.

(`A') I still dont get it Granpa, Im a failure. :(
I cant find the download for it anywhere, and I cant see!

copy-paste of thread content:

File : 1128803402.png-(584 B, 54x19, grandpa.png)
584 B ( ´ω`) Grandpa Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:30 No.2880525

( ´ω`) Hello kids!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:33 No.2880575

（　・∀・） grandpa, what is fire made out of?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:35 No.2880614

( ´ω`) You should ask that nice American boy Wheeler.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:36 No.2880632

EARTH

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:37 No.2880643

（　・∀・） grandpa, am I the result of incest?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:37 No.2880651

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　| | |　　　　 ┏━┓|　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| | | | 　　　　┃─┃|　 ＜　SHUT THE FUCK UP
|| | | | 　＼　┃　 ┃/　 　 ＼　　　　BALDY
| || |　|　　　￣　　　　　　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:38 No.2880657

（　・∀・） Grandpa, you once told me I was less useful than Ma-ti, did you really mean it?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:38 No.2880663

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:41 No.2880697

( ´ω`) Junior, sexy Central American Indian boys may come and go, but you'll always have a place in my heart.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:44 No.2880735

>>2880643
( ´ω`) Of course not! Your sibling parents married way after you were born.

>> hbcj !bAurBkS7vc 10/08/05(Sat)15:46 No.2880765

（　.A.） Grandpa, why is my face fucked up

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:49 No.2880796

( ´ω`) Because you touch yourself at night.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:50 No.2880811

( ´ω`) Smack that frown upside down, my father always said.
　⊂彡☆))∀;)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:52 No.2880841

Grandpa, can this work outside of a DQN board?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:53 No.2880847

( ´ω`) Where did you go, Junior? I can hear you, but I can't see you!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:53 No.2880864

（　・∀・） Sorry Grandpa, I was getting your tonic!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:54 No.2880868

（　・∀・）Grandpa, how do I shot web?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:55 No.2880879

>>2880868
( ´ω`) Haven´t you asked me that before, junior? You´re even more forgetful than me.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:55 No.2880882

( ´ω`) This is quality, return to the board with the v2.0!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:57 No.2880903

( ´ω`) Ah, excellent.
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

　 （　´◎`）
　　(　ﾞノ ヾ
　　と＿)_)

　 　＿, ._
　 （　´ω`） Thank you, junior. You are truly a worthy grandchild.
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

（　´ω`） Now get me my belt. It's time to straighten you out again.

>>117
( ´ω`)b GJ!

continuing: (TEXT FIELD TOO LONG)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:58 No.2880928

>>2880903
（　・A・）

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:58 No.2880932

(・A・) R.I.P. Grandpa |／ ( ´ω`) ＼|

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880938

（　・∀・） Grandpa, can Nidar come to play too?

<丶｀∀´> apology juice!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880941

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　A |　　∴　　(・A・ ) those were the days...
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>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880952

>>2880932
（　´ω`） What?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:00 No.2880960

（　´ω`） I STILL FUNCTION

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880978

( ´ω`) What's wrong with you? I'm not dead yet!
　　⊂彡☆))Д´) >>2880932

<丶｀ω´> Hello Nidar! How is our dear leader?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880983

（　・∀・） What exactly is apology juice made of, Grandpa?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880989

(`A') Granpa, how do I fix unicode?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:03 No.2881001

< 丶｀ω´> It's made of the blood, sweat, and tears of our Korean people each time the Japanese commit a grave unjustice against us.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:03 No.2881003

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128450843/

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:06 No.2881039

（　・∀・）Grandpa, can I fuck you in the ass? I've always wanted to nail an old man.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:07 No.2881049

>>2881039
( ´ω`) Shut up and suck!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:07 No.2881057

（　 ´ω`） Junior, where have you run off to now? And what are all these weird URLs you're giving me? Though I do say, the man in that thread does look familiar.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:08 No.2881067

. .. ( ´ω`) <Get me some more sake child...
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:08 No.2881073

(　´ω`) Needs more doublewidth spaces, you losers

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:09 No.2881076

（　・∀・） Grandpa, what's a neet?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:09 No.2881080

>>2881057
( ´ω`) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935
You should've seen me in my prime!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:10 No.2881097

（　・∀・）Hello kids!
TIME PARADOX

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:12 No.2881125

　 （　´◎`）
　　(　ﾞノ ヾ
　　と＿)_)

　 　＿, ._
　 （=´ω`） You're looking pretty good right now, Junior.
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

　 （　´◎`）
　　(　ﾞノ ヾ
　　と＿)_)

（　´ω`） Come sit on old Grandpa's lap. I'll give you a nice treat!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:13 No.2881142

（　・∀・） GREETINGS! I CAME FROM THE FORBIDDEN GARDEN OF DQN!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:16 No.2881183

（　・∀・） Grandpa, there's an angry Asian man pointing his finger at me! What should I do?

>>116
If your OS and browser is capable of displaying unicode, you probably just need some fonts.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I've been seeing and hearing a lot of static lately. How about you?

( ´ω`) Stop listening to these alternative freeform radio stations!

(・∀・) （・_・。）
Grandpa! This is my friend. We are going to get married. Isn't that great?

( ´ω`) She should get that skin infection checked out.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I got ditched! I blame you!

<丶｀ω´> Blame the Japanese.

( ´ω`) A sea is a sea, who cares what people call it. We'll all be gone from this world and that sea will still be there.

(・∀・) But for the mean time, it's The Sea of Japan!

( ´ω`) I see you've been reading your history books from school.

(・∀・) Ganbare, VIPPERS!

( ´ω`) Ganbare, VIPPERS!

(・∀・) Grandpa! Why are all the Japanese people racists?

( ´ω`) Insular & isolationist history + nasty experiences with European & American foreigners.

( ´ω`) Also, everybody knows that Japan simply is superior!

(・∀・) They do have a lot of VIP quality.

(・∀・) Grandpa, does Junichiro Koizumi care about black people?

( ´ω`) What black people? You mean niggers?

(・∀・) Grandpa, I love you

(・∀・) ...In the butt

(・∀・)...all night long

( ´ω`) Stop talking nonsense, boy.

( ´ω`) ...for it is I who loves YOU in the butt.

(・∀・) Why are we so concerned with buttlove in this thread, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Buttlove makes the world go 'round.

(・∀・) Are you really wise? Or do you just play one?

( ´ω`) I am more zen than wise, actually.

(・∀・) Yeah I figured that... not very bright are we.

( ´ω`) I'll cut ya!

(・A・) I'm perfectly capable of cutting myself!

( ´ω`) You'll never get that burgerflippin' job if your arms are all cut up, Junior!

|\/\/|
(o∀o) WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

( ´ω`) Actually, I am quite hungry. Fetch me a burger, Junior!

(・∀・) Yaranaika?

( ´ω`) I think I'm starting to understand what you mean by "static" sonny.

( ´ω`) A BURGER! GET ME A BURGER!

( ´ω`) And fries with that.

(・∀・) Supersized?

( ´ω`) Of course, Junior. My fat ass won't grow on its own you know.

(・∀・) I have gotten you a burger grandpa, but it seems someone farted in the bag when I wasn't looking

( ´ω`) Smells like chicken

(・ . ・) t a n a s i n n . . .

( ´ω`) So you want reruns?

(・∀・) Damnit Grandpa, why did you make me want to go to Semi Burger when I don't have the money for it?

( ´ω`) Conspicuous consumption is the DQN Way, Junior!

(・∀・) Teach me more about the DQN Spirit, Grandpa!

( ´ω`) Well, it all started on the Breaking News board on 2channel..... tgar afoef くぁｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ.... zzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) It's not really something I can explain... when you're older, you'll be able to experience it for yourself.

And then, you'll understand.

(・∀・) what

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your favorite ero-game?

( ´ω`) 母性 -ママクラブ-

(・∀・) Grandpa, I watched "Serenity" this weekend. It was pretty good.

( ´ω`) Really? I don't like movies these days... they were better before they had sound.

Hey Grandpa, I heard that color was invented in 1939 and that's why all old photographs are in black and white. Is it true?

( ´ω`) You seem to have dissapeared sonny.