( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・∀・) I guess I should move on with life. Get out of this garden and become a man.

(-∀-) ..

(´Д`) yaaaawwnnn..

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) I feel old, dagnabbit.

http://violet.homeip.net/upload/img-box/img20060110140452.jpg

<丶｀∀´> Grandpa, I demand apology juice for this slanderous posting!

　　 （　・∀・) I'm above Grandpa!
　　/ Ｊ ⌒Ｊ
　　/　 ´ω`)　I'm above the law...
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　　と＿_）__）旦

(・∀・) Grandpa, Philadelphia is called the "City of Brotherly Love," but why do Eagles' fans have so much pent up homosexual rage?

( ´ω`) All sports are homoerotic in nature, just some more than others. Ever since the Greeks started wrestling naked, men have been finding excuses to be in close physical contact with each other while sweating.

(・∀・) Do you like gladiator movies, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) No, but I do like a nice 980GET now and then.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Los Angeles called the "City of Angels"?

( ´ω`) Don't you know how to read a book?

(・∀・) Th-that's..!

(・∀・) Grandpa...

(・∀・) Are you really Hitoraa Adorofu?

( ´ω`) . . .

( ´ω`) Junior, do I look like I have a mustache?

(・∀・) You can only do so much with one-line AA, Grandpa.

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, why is KUMA also nicknamed Pedobear? And why makes long cat long? And why is everyone saying WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

( ´ω`) That's no place for you to be, Junior! Get out this instant!

( ´ω`) Everyone says WRYYYYYY because Jojo's Bizarre Adventure rules.

(・∀・) But I heard it was kind of homosexual, Grandpa! Is that really what's cool these days?

( ´ω`) I remember the Gay revolution back in the 1970s. It was led by WT Snacks of course.

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you noticed that the closer we get to the end of a thread, the more people post in it? Why is that?

( ´ω`) >>300-950 were a rest period. You have to stop and catch your breath when you're my age!

(・∀・) Ahem.

(・∀・) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: He hath....

(・∀・;) Um... He hath....

(・∀・;) Psst. Line!

( ´ω`) Try and go get >>1000, Junior! Reach for the rainbow while you're young!

(・∀・) Let's fight to the death for >>1000!

hello am i late?

(・∀・) oh im tooo late

(・∀・) then again

1000GET(・∀・)

(・∀・) i got 10000

What a fag!

( ´ω`) ...I see that I cannot die yet.

( ´ω`) I must remain as champion in the war against tripcodefags, or all will be lost and The Forbidden Garden of DQN will descend into an eternal age of darkness.

( ´ω`) Damn, and I was looking forward to those 72 virgins too.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I would like to make it clear that >>997-1001 was not me. Please do not hate me for the wrongdoings of others...

( ´ω`) I've hated you my entire life. You're the spawn of that accident of mine.

( ´ω`) Anyway, I suppose someone will eventually Grandpa 3.0. Eh, here's to hoping it actually becomes funny again.

>>1005
NO. The next thread is here:

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1135367741

　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　/（●）（●）
　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ DUUURRRR
　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　
　　 //　| |　　　　?
　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　　( ´ω`)　　

　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　/（●）（●）
　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ YOUR TIME IS UP.
　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　
　　 //　| |　　　　Dagnabbit.
　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　　(´ω` )

Part 3:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137058177

>>1008
GOD DAMN YOU

>>380
(・∀・) Grandpa, does this mean something?

( ´ω`) Clonepa's just a retard, Junior, don't bother with him.

(;A;) Granpa, are you dead?
That would make me sad.

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell us a story about the olden days, when men were men and women were inferior!

how did this thread get on the front page again?

>>1014
(・∀・) I don't know, but I want a story!

( ´ω`) Let me rest in PEACE, damnit.

( ´ω`) That came out wrong.

(・∀・) Have you ever tried sageing, grandpa? It's great to make contributions without bumping the thread

( ´ω`) Either way, I'm taking a nap now.