( ´ω`) hello kids!

( ´ω`) As I said many times.. I don't care about these things in my age.

(・∀・) 100GET

( ´ω`)

(・∀・) ?

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)y━･~ NEEDS MORE POT

( ´ω`) Don't bogart that joint, Junior!

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) Maaan, grandpaaa. You seee the advertisemeeeents? They have hidden meanings maaan.

( ´ω`) Yes. One of them is: "Lurk more"

(・∀・) Grandpa! How did you meet grandma?

( ´ω`) One day I drank too much and was on a train. I started out harassing her but she liked it. That night, I also beat up some otaku wimp. Fun was had by all.

(・∀・)y━･ Grandpa. What´s new in v2.0?

( ´ω`) The internet stopped providing new content in 2004. Everything thereafter has been and always will be a repost.

( ´ω`) v2.0 Change Log:

• modified Grandpa's dentures
• increased Grandpa's sarcasm ability

• decreased Grandpa's ability to reproduce

...truncated

(・∀・) http://img.4chan.org/b/res/2880525.html

(`A') Granpa, how do i fix my unicode so I dont see ?????? 's ?

>>113
( ´ω`) http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Japanese:Computing_in_Japanese

( ´ω`)
　　⊂彡☆))Д´)　>>112
I think a mod deleted that thread! But in any case, it wouldn't have lasted long in /b/ anyway.

(`A') I still dont get it Granpa, Im a failure. :(
I cant find the download for it anywhere, and I cant see!

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584 B ( ´ω`) Grandpa Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:30 No.2880525

( ´ω`) Hello kids!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:33 No.2880575

（　・∀・） grandpa, what is fire made out of?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:35 No.2880614

( ´ω`) You should ask that nice American boy Wheeler.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:36 No.2880632

EARTH

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:37 No.2880643

（　・∀・） grandpa, am I the result of incest?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:37 No.2880651

　　　　　＿＿＿＿_＿
　　　 ／＿　　　　　　|
　 　 /.　＼￣￣￣￣|
　　/　　／　 ―　― |
　　|　 /　　 　-　　- |
　 ||| (5　　　　　　>　|
　| | |　　　　 ┏━┓|　　 ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| | | | 　　　　┃─┃|　 ＜　SHUT THE FUCK UP
|| | | | 　＼　┃　 ┃/　 　 ＼　　　　BALDY
| || |　|　　　￣　　　　　　　　　＼＿＿＿＿＿＿

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:38 No.2880657

（　・∀・） Grandpa, you once told me I was less useful than Ma-ti, did you really mean it?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:38 No.2880663

(´・ω・)つ(・(・Kneading tits

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:41 No.2880697

( ´ω`) Junior, sexy Central American Indian boys may come and go, but you'll always have a place in my heart.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:44 No.2880735

>>2880643
( ´ω`) Of course not! Your sibling parents married way after you were born.

>> hbcj !bAurBkS7vc 10/08/05(Sat)15:46 No.2880765

（　.A.） Grandpa, why is my face fucked up

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:49 No.2880796

( ´ω`) Because you touch yourself at night.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:50 No.2880811

( ´ω`) Smack that frown upside down, my father always said.
　⊂彡☆))∀;)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:52 No.2880841

Grandpa, can this work outside of a DQN board?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:53 No.2880847

( ´ω`) Where did you go, Junior? I can hear you, but I can't see you!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:53 No.2880864

（　・∀・） Sorry Grandpa, I was getting your tonic!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:54 No.2880868

（　・∀・）Grandpa, how do I shot web?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:55 No.2880879

>>2880868
( ´ω`) Haven´t you asked me that before, junior? You´re even more forgetful than me.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:55 No.2880882

( ´ω`) This is quality, return to the board with the v2.0!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:57 No.2880903

( ´ω`) Ah, excellent.
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

　 （　´◎`）
　　(　ﾞノ ヾ
　　と＿)_)

　 　＿, ._
　 （　´ω`） Thank you, junior. You are truly a worthy grandchild.
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

（　´ω`） Now get me my belt. It's time to straighten you out again.

>>117
( ´ω`)b GJ!

continuing: (TEXT FIELD TOO LONG)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:58 No.2880928

>>2880903
（　・A・）

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:58 No.2880932

(・A・) R.I.P. Grandpa |／ ( ´ω`) ＼|

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880938

（　・∀・） Grandpa, can Nidar come to play too?

<丶｀∀´> apology juice!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880941

￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣○￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
　　　　　　　　　　　 o
＿＿　　　　　　　　o　
　R. |　　　　　　　 o
　I.　|　　　　　　　　o　　　　　　
　P. |　　　　　　　　o
　　 |　　　　　　　 o
　G |　　　　　　　　 o　
　R |　　　　　　　 o
　A |　　　　　　　　 o　
　N |　　　　　　　 o
　D |　　　　　　　o　
　P |　　　　　　ﾟ
　A |　　∴　　(・A・ ) those were the days...
──┐　∀　　<< )

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)15:59 No.2880952

>>2880932
（　´ω`） What?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:00 No.2880960

（　´ω`） I STILL FUNCTION

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880978

( ´ω`) What's wrong with you? I'm not dead yet!
　　⊂彡☆))Д´) >>2880932

<丶｀ω´> Hello Nidar! How is our dear leader?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880983

（　・∀・） What exactly is apology juice made of, Grandpa?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:02 No.2880989

(`A') Granpa, how do I fix unicode?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:03 No.2881001

< 丶｀ω´> It's made of the blood, sweat, and tears of our Korean people each time the Japanese commit a grave unjustice against us.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:03 No.2881003

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1128450843/

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:06 No.2881039

（　・∀・）Grandpa, can I fuck you in the ass? I've always wanted to nail an old man.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:07 No.2881049

>>2881039
( ´ω`) Shut up and suck!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:07 No.2881057

（　 ´ω`） Junior, where have you run off to now? And what are all these weird URLs you're giving me? Though I do say, the man in that thread does look familiar.

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:08 No.2881067

. .. ( ´ω`) <Get me some more sake child...
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:08 No.2881073

(　´ω`) Needs more doublewidth spaces, you losers

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:09 No.2881076

（　・∀・） Grandpa, what's a neet?

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:09 No.2881080

>>2881057
( ´ω`) http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1118254935
You should've seen me in my prime!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:10 No.2881097

（　・∀・）Hello kids!
TIME PARADOX

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:12 No.2881125

　 （　´◎`）
　　(　ﾞノ ヾ
　　と＿)_)

　 　＿, ._
　 （=´ω`） You're looking pretty good right now, Junior.
　　( つ旦O
　　と＿)_)

　 （　´◎`）
　　(　ﾞノ ヾ
　　と＿)_)

（　´ω`） Come sit on old Grandpa's lap. I'll give you a nice treat!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:13 No.2881142

（　・∀・） GREETINGS! I CAME FROM THE FORBIDDEN GARDEN OF DQN!

>> Anonymous 10/08/05(Sat)16:16 No.2881183

（　・∀・） Grandpa, there's an angry Asian man pointing his finger at me! What should I do?

>>116
If your OS and browser is capable of displaying unicode, you probably just need some fonts.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I've been seeing and hearing a lot of static lately. How about you?

( ´ω`) Stop listening to these alternative freeform radio stations!

(・∀・) （・_・。）
Grandpa! This is my friend. We are going to get married. Isn't that great?

( ´ω`) She should get that skin infection checked out.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I got ditched! I blame you!

<丶｀ω´> Blame the Japanese.

( ´ω`) A sea is a sea, who cares what people call it. We'll all be gone from this world and that sea will still be there.

(・∀・) But for the mean time, it's The Sea of Japan!

( ´ω`) I see you've been reading your history books from school.

(・∀・) Ganbare, VIPPERS!

( ´ω`) Ganbare, VIPPERS!

(・∀・) Grandpa! Why are all the Japanese people racists?

( ´ω`) Insular & isolationist history + nasty experiences with European & American foreigners.

( ´ω`) Also, everybody knows that Japan simply is superior!

(・∀・) They do have a lot of VIP quality.

(・∀・) Grandpa, does Junichiro Koizumi care about black people?

( ´ω`) What black people? You mean niggers?

(・∀・) Grandpa, I love you

(・∀・) ...In the butt

(・∀・)...all night long

( ´ω`) Stop talking nonsense, boy.

( ´ω`) ...for it is I who loves YOU in the butt.

(・∀・) Why are we so concerned with buttlove in this thread, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Buttlove makes the world go 'round.

(・∀・) Are you really wise? Or do you just play one?

( ´ω`) I am more zen than wise, actually.

(・∀・) Yeah I figured that... not very bright are we.

( ´ω`) I'll cut ya!

(・A・) I'm perfectly capable of cutting myself!

( ´ω`) You'll never get that burgerflippin' job if your arms are all cut up, Junior!

|\/\/|
(o∀o) WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

( ´ω`) Actually, I am quite hungry. Fetch me a burger, Junior!

(・∀・) Yaranaika?

( ´ω`) I think I'm starting to understand what you mean by "static" sonny.

( ´ω`) A BURGER! GET ME A BURGER!

( ´ω`) And fries with that.

(・∀・) Supersized?

( ´ω`) Of course, Junior. My fat ass won't grow on its own you know.

(・∀・) I have gotten you a burger grandpa, but it seems someone farted in the bag when I wasn't looking

( ´ω`) Smells like chicken

(・ . ・) t a n a s i n n . . .

( ´ω`) So you want reruns?

(・∀・) Damnit Grandpa, why did you make me want to go to Semi Burger when I don't have the money for it?

( ´ω`) Conspicuous consumption is the DQN Way, Junior!

(・∀・) Teach me more about the DQN Spirit, Grandpa!

( ´ω`) Well, it all started on the Breaking News board on 2channel..... tgar afoef くぁｗせｄｒｆｔｇｙふじこｌｐ.... zzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) It's not really something I can explain... when you're older, you'll be able to experience it for yourself.

And then, you'll understand.

(・∀・) what

(・∀・) Grandpa, what's your favorite ero-game?

( ´ω`) 母性 -ママクラブ-

(・∀・) Grandpa, I watched "Serenity" this weekend. It was pretty good.

( ´ω`) Really? I don't like movies these days... they were better before they had sound.

Hey Grandpa, I heard that color was invented in 1939 and that's why all old photographs are in black and white. Is it true?

( ´ω`) You seem to have dissapeared sonny.

( ´ω`) Also, stop ripping off Calvin&Hobbes gags!

(・∀・) Grandpa, you get stinkier and smellier every day! Just how old are you?

( ´ω`) Older than the trees, younger than the mountains.

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you think the Loch Ness Monster is real?

( ´ω`) That's actually your grandmother sonny.

(・∀・) Grandpa! I found slightly retarded cosplay of myself on the internet!

(・∀・)つ http://img339.imageshack.us/my.php?image=j9we.jpg

(・∀・) Am I cool yet?

( ´ω`) Yes, you do look retarded.

(・∀・) Grandpa, in regards to your letter of inquiry, I'm sorry to say that we no longer offer that particular product. However, I have enclosed one (1) book of coupons for many of our other fine products that I hope you will also enjoy. Thanks for writing.

Sincerely,
Junior, Vice President of Marketing.

( ´ω`) Hmph, that's not how we did business in my day.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm sorry, but I like to listen to Linkin Park.

(;∀;) CRAAWWWLLLINNGG INNNN MY SKINNNN

( ´ω`) The crap you listen to these days...

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm sorry, but I have H5N1

( ´ω`) Too bad can't find any tamiflu

(・∀・) I am bored, Grandpa. Tell me a story!

( ´ω`) A long time ago in Washington, NY a giant robot fell on Arc de Triumph and accidentally ate the queen of the Mexico. THE END.

(・∀・) What was the queen of Mexico doing in Washington?

( ´ω`) Trotsky had sent her on a special mission to seduce the queen of England

(・∀・) We never learned that in school, Grandpa!

( ´ω`) Of course not... the government controls what the schools teach! They erase events from history to suit their own ends!

(・∀・) Grandpa, when I say the Pledge something in my pants goes 'Thump!'

( ´ω`) That's your little skinhead!

　 (*´ω｀)
　( ヽっﾉ　　　fapfapfap
　｜｜

(・∀・) Grandpa, I got a flu shot today and I'm all like, "Hey, flus! I'm pretty much invulernable now, so y'all can kiss my butt" and the flus are all like, "Oh, no! This guy is strong. but what until there's the Avian flu!" and I'm all like, "No humans have even caught that yet!" and they're like "Oh, you'll see."

(・∀・) So, anyway, I got a flu shot today.

( ´ω`) Ok

(・∀・) more liek はｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗおｋｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ amirite?

( ´ω`) No, more like you're a incompetant little infe-

( ;´Д`) HUGHH!! Oh, my heart!! Junior, call for help!!