Well?

>>99 tried to 100GET, but failed miserably.

>>101
Oh, the irony.

>>101 assigns a special significance to the number 01100100 for some reason.

>>102
Dials phone numbers in binary and wonders why they don't connect.

>>104 drinks JOLT Cola, the cola of the 3L33T H4CK3R

>>105 wants to be a Briton, probably because they fuck better than his mom down there.

>>106 thinks his jokes are especially funny

>>107's jokes are shit, and he's well aware of it, but continues to post them.

>>108 is Ray Romano.

>>109 doesn't like marriage very much

>>110 wants to be a beautiful bride

>>111

is marrying Gluttony from fullmetal alchemist, and makes out with him all day long because he likes that kinda thing

>>112 has a vore fetish

>>113 likes loli guro

114 is a white, male Mana cosplayer

>>115 is greater-than-symbol-challenged

116 is << a man, so he does not deserve >> symbols.

>>117 is not capable of following convention, and is thus shunned by it's peers

>>118 is a plant and/or animal

>>119 is a tapeworm living in >>1's body.

>>120 is >>1's fin funnel.

>>121 sees dead people.

>>122 was Found On Road Dead

>>123, dead at 20

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - 4-ch poster >>123 was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the 4-ch community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to 4-ch culture. Truly an American icon.

>>124 is a pretentious asshole.

>>125 has a short attention span and gets all "tl;dr" whenever someone posts a message more than a sentence long

>>126 thinks he's 4-ch's conscience, even though he's just DQN-er.

>>127 thinks he's God's conscience, even though he's just Jesus.

>>128 thinks >>127 is Jesus even though he's just Moses.

>>129 is Friedrich Engels.

>>130 is Kurt Angle

>>131 is the Gobbledy Gooker.

>>132 is no one of note.

>>133 is YANKI

>>134 is the jappo

Fucking see see see combo breaker. i'm tired of fucking up this thread. die thread die.

>>136 is Pee Wee Herman in disguise

Disregard that, >>137 sucks cocks.

>>138 is the one who recieves buttsex and oral favors from >>137

>>139 is bad at AA

>>140

thinks he is DQN but isnt

>>141 thinks that's a bad thing.

>>142 is vipper

see >>136

ITT >>144 is a fucking idiot.

>>145 is a fucking idiot in every thread.

>>146 is JISAKU JIEN

>>147 is the one who is the ball-licker

>>148 panics and retorts whenever he thinks he heard "ball-licker".

>>149 is the last level in Chip's Challenge

>>150 tries, but can´t get past the first level.

>>151 still has to ask his Mom for quarters.

>>152 thinks Chip's Challenge was an arcade game

>>154
Once asked why "Computer" was not a flavor of chip.

>>154 Is so dumb, he just insulted himself

>>155 wishes he thought of that first.

>>156
Can't come up with anything original so he quoted the first words he ever heard from his mother "I wish he thought of that(the condom) first."

>>157 wasn't even there.

>>158 still isn't all the way "there", if you catch my drift.

Nobody ever gets >>159's drifts, no matter how much he winks or nudges.

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>>161 relies on shitty kopipe because he can't think for himself.

>>162 is too insecure to use shitty kopipe because he feels a need to prove he can think for himself.

When >>163 hears the word 'culture,' he reaches for his gun.

>>164
Is a penis.

>>165 is a sentence fragment.

>>166 fucks sentence fragments in the ass.

>>167 is an uncouth boor.

>>168 spends his evenings writing erotic poetry.

>>169 spends his evenings writing Star Trek slashfic.

>>170 writes them in script format and hopes for it to some day be made into a movie.

>>171 derived time travel and wormhole theory just to facilitate seven of nine, deanna troy and those other bimbo's in one scene of his lousy scripts.

>>172 sucks.

>>173 sucks harder than a demuxed Electrolux.

>>174's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.

>>175 rhymes all the time, it should be a crime, how about you STFU and deepthroat a lime!

>>176 Sucks at rhyming.

>>177 killed the joke

In Soviet Russia, the joke killed >>178!

>>179 thinks Soviet Russia jokes were funny the first thousand times he heard them, so why not another.

>>180 only thinks that in Soviet Russia.

>>181 likes New Coke.

>>182 likes cod liver oil.

>>183 is overweight

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>>185 NO U

>>186 likes to point his finger at his mothers hard phallus.

>>186
is so retarded, he can't think of anything even slightly original to say.

>>187
is >>186's mother

>>188
is too slow to keep up

>>189 made this post from his hotel room at FurCon

>>190 is a small-minded anti-furry bigot.

>>191 is a furry.

>>192 attempts to supress his furry tendencies - not always successfully.

>>193 is >>190-192

>>194 has set a new low for this thread

only to be outdone by >>195 just 2:25 later

>>196 is a pimply nerd

>>197 is a pimple on >>196's face.

>>198 is a tumour in >>197's scrotum

>>199 is gay.