Well?
>>2 was too scared to do it himself.
>>1-3 are all idiots for thinking a new thread had to be made. The original is still perfectly adequate.
>>4 doesn't believe in legends.
>>9 is a newtype.
>>11 has pathetically weak Kung Fu that is in the old style, and that is why his master died so easily.
>>12 is an ignorant upstart that ignores tradition in favor of baseless theory.
You idiots, there is no reason for this thread. Just use the old one! It's still there and it's as good as ever. Sheesh.
>>14 doesn't understand what autosage is, probably because he's busy fucking goats.
I understand perfectly what autosage is, but the thread is still there. Who cares if it fucking gets bumped? All that means is more idiots (who aren't familiar with the true spirit of the DQN) will fuck it up.
>>16 is a troll.
>>17 doesn't want the original thread to get to 2000.
>>1-1000000 is DQN
>>21 is praising instead of insulting.
>>23 is tedium.
>>24 is trying to kill this thread with boring replies. Seems like it's working too.
>>25 likes beating small dead horses.
>>27 pretends to be a horse with all of his horse-friends on the internet.
is a hillybilly hick like cletus the slack jawed yockel from the simpsons
>>31 still watches the simpsons
>>36 is an all-around great person with no flaws whatsoever.
>>38 doesn't realize that sarcasm on the internet is a fucking impossibility.
Pitiful >>39 hasn't heard of Netiquette.
>>45 is full of AIDS too. It's contagious.
>>47 is the scientist who injected the monkey.
48 is the monkey
>>49 is the pharmaceutical sponsor of the scientist.
>>50 is head of the Zaibatsu that owns pharmaceutical company, as well as several media companies which continuously pump out propaganda to cloud the true nature of AIDS. Said corporation chiefly produces pollution, emos, bad Chuck Norris jokes, and profit off the suffering of us, the citizens of the Internets.
>>52 is a valet of the Illuminati which runs the World Bank which funded the pharmaceutical company which hired the scientist who shot the monkey.
>>53 doesn't know why the scientist shot the monkey. Perhaps he'll die.
>>55 shot Kurt Cobain
>>61 is a Captain Obvious
>>65 had a big package, but it was damaged in-transit.
>>66 damaged the package while working for UPS.
Logic never fails me! >>69 then proceeded to eat the delicoius burger!
>>78 will be the first up against the wall, come the Revolution.
>>93 is breaking the law for annoying someone anonymously over the Internet.
>>94 doesn't care about the Constitution.