ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

801 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 00:47

>>800 cares about get-ing.

802 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 03:30

>>801 doesn't get any

803 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 04:02

>>802 is wasting posts with his useless nonsense and we've got less than 200 of them left! orz

804 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 05:40

>>803 is a perfect example of why this thread is unredeemably shitty.

805 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 08:45

>>804 makes coreans look witty

806 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 09:16

>>804 should give >>805 apology juice-nida

807 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 10:22

At least we know >>806 never made any sense anyway

808 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 12:08

>>807 is a Panda

809 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 12:50

>>808's mother was a panda

810 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 15:39

>>809 gets laid even less than a captive panda

811 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:35

>>810 was the captive panda

812 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:54

>>811 was laid by the captive panda several times

813 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 17:53

>>812 finds anal rape funny!

814 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 18:34

>>813 is unable to appreciate the humour in brutal sodomy

815 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 08:59

>>814 has an unhealthy fascination with brutal sodomy

816 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 12:53

>>815 tries to emulate densha otoko

817 Name: “dŽÔ’j : 1993-09-4576 12:58

>>816 is Densha Otoko

818 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 15:17

>>817 bought a second crappy guitar from the same girl who tricked him the first time round.

819 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 16:50

>>818 thinks that the Top Gun theme is totally profound guitar work

820 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 10:56

>>819 is so bland it is virtually impossible to insult him

821 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 12:41

>>820 is handsome enough, but is so mind-bogglingly dull that he fades from your awareness the moment he starts talking.

822 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 13:12

>>821 is the same, except for being handsome.

823 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:13

>>821 is so forgettable people often act as if he didn't exist.

824 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 22:45

>>822 doesn't exist.

825 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:06

>>824 does exist, much to everyone's dismay.

826 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:15

>>823 and >>825 not only exist, but spend every waking moment doing their damndest to attract attention to themselves.

827 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:54

>>826 posts as a girl on gaia for attention

828 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:17

>>827 Calls himself "Jemmy" on #bifemsex

829 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:20

>>828 Calls himself "Babe" on #pigsex

830 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:59

>>829 goes by "NihiLOLanthic" on #iichan

831 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:32

>>830 hello, lain

832 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:34

>>831 is NihiLOLanthic

833 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:35

>>832
Is NihiLOLanthic

834 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:40

>>833 NO U

835 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:42

>>840
May exist in the future

836 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:45

>>835
Likes cocks in his nose.

837 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:46

>>836 likes it in the ear

838 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:57

>>837
Likes Lain in the ear.

839 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

>>838 likes feeling superior because he can name-drop all the tripfags

840 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

>>838 is a panda.

841 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

vip kara kimasuta

842 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 07:19

>>839 and >>840 play with each other

843 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 12:52

>>841 came from VIP.

844 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 14:20

>>842 and >>843 are total gaywads

845 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 16:33

>>844 came before his mother did

846 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 16:50

>>845 was his own grandfather

847 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:31

>>846 invented a dimensional displacement field just in order to perform the peculiar act of personally sodomizing himself

848 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:32

>>847 is the fag who brought the original back.

849 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:44

>>848 needs to be arrested for cp

850 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:55

>>849 needs to pull his thumb out of his ass.

851 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:52

>>850 wants to lick it.

852 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 12:20

>>851 is shunned by all his formers friends because he's too disgusting to have around.

853 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:07

>>852 has an era fixation.

854 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:38

>>853 chundered all over Darkpa's 50GET.

855 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:51

>>854 spread lies about >>853 because he was refused cybersex.

856 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 21:57

>>855 suffers from premature baldness too.

857 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:01

DAILY SAGE

858 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:06

>>857
Didn't have the guts to age.

859 Name: Fabian K. Brocken : 1993-09-4579 22:15

>>858 didn't have the guts to use his real name.

860 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:43

>>859's real name is Poobag McButterhole

861 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:49

>>860 has no name.

862 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:50

>>861 is so bereft of imagination that he couldn't come up with a better name than Poobag McButterhole.

863 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:19

>>862 thinks Poobag McButterhole is funny

864 Name: Poobag McButterhole : 1993-09-4579 23:39

>>863 has no sense of humor

865 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 05:14

>>864 has no sense of propriety

866 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 05:37

>>865 doesn't respect his elders

867 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 09:23

DAILY SAGE

868 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:04

>>867 is a dangerous subversive!

869 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 03:29

>>868 is a harmless wannabe subversive

870 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 04:54

>>869 is fehj

871 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 05:25

DAILY SAGE

872 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 09:52

871 is a freak we can just ignore
>>870 pretends to speak arabic

873 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:20

>>872 shut himself in the basement in fear of terrorists

874 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:52

>>873 Likes to wrap a towel around his head and insist every1 call him "omar de la cheik, head of al-quaeda"

875 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 11:12

>>874 makes everyone call him "nigga".

876 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:27

>>875 is a white supremacist

877 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:57

>>876 is a tree-hugging hippy

878 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:12

>>877 likes horse cock in the butt

879 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:33

>>878 found Ebichu sexually arousing

880 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 14:01

>>879 keeps shouting "ARMAGEDDON!"

881 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 15:24

>>880 keeps shouting "ISHTAR!!!"

882 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 15:40

DAILY SAGE

883 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 16:01

>>882 is too dumb to play along

884 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:33

>>883 is too dumb to play ashort

885 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:45

>>884 lost his virginity to a couch

886 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 20:19

>>885 ripped off another THREAD

887 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:04

>>886 bought a fleshlight and then didn't know which end to use.

888 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:59

>>887 is a professional fleshlightsabre warrior

889 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:36

DAILY SAGE

890 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 00:27

>>889
Thinks he is making the world a better place, when in fact he is part of the problem.

891 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 01:18

>>890 is 3 parts problem 1 part fat.

892 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 01:45

>>891 is a Panda

893 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 13:15

>>892 is old and tired.

894 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 14:12

>>893 Sails on rafts of the dead.

895 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 16:06

DAILY SAGE

896 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:03

895 is a freak we can just ignore
>>894 tried to sail on a raft of the dead, but it sank

897 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 00:15

>>896 is a girl.

898 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 02:01

>>897 thinks there are girls on the internet.

899 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 05:39

900 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 05:42

>>899 isn't cool enough to 900GET

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