ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

201 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 18:55 [no]

>>200 is a homophobe

202 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:13 [no]

>>201 sucks cock.

203 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 01:06 [no]

>>202 is a component the association Gug, even though >>202 knows full well that Gug idiot is one gugin'.

204 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 07:11 [no]

>>203 is too comprehensible for DQN.

205 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 09:04 [no]

>>204 is up to his ole thesaurus.com tricks

206 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 11:23 [no]

>>205 contrived nothing of his own yet.

207 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 11:36 [no]

>>206 has no chance of advancement

208 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 15:10 [no]

>>207 has no chance to survive make your time

209 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 15:41 [no]

>>208 is so outdated, he still says "I KISS YOU!"

210 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 16:25 [no]

>>209 can stay my home.

211 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 18:20 [no]

cmboo breaekr.

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 01:10 [no]

>>210-211 are DQN.

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 05:37 [no]

>>212 is T-N-T! HE'S DYNO-MITE!

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 08:30 [no]

The only thing explosive about >>213 is his diarrhea.

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 10:21 [no]

>>214 gave >>213 his AIDS

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 11:01 [no]

On the other hand, >>215 received his AIDS during a one-night stand with a sperm whale.

217 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:16 [no]

>>216 is IAA

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:58 [no]

>>217 thinks making DQN forced registration is a bad idea.

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 19:38 [no]

>>218 thinks we should charge :10bux: too.

220 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 15:58 [no]

>>219 thinks that's too cheap.

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 18:09 [no]

>>220 paid :10bux: before he found out that it was free.

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 18:34 [no]

>>221 on the other hand hasn't donated.

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:02 [no]

>>222
donated to 4chan after Moot sold out

224 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:09 [no]

>>223 goes to 4chan

225 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:14 [no]

>>224 will admit to knowing what 4chan is

226 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:23 [no]

if >>225 knew what 4chan was, he'd love it and be a total /b/tard

227 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:24 [no]

>>225 donated in hopes that Gary Niger would come forth and feed him the Holy Gay Nigger Seed from a vial he keeps in a small pocket in his well-ironed suit.

228 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 21:00 [no]

>>227's brain should be donated to science.

229 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 21:59 [no]

>>228 donated his brain to science, and they gave it back.

230 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 03:25 [no]

>>229 sold his brain to science because he needed the money to buy drugs.

231 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 03:57 [no]

>>230 couldn't complete the drug transaction, though he lives in a bad village.

232 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 05:38 [no]

>>231 failed to sage

233 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 06:19 [no]

>>232 failed to not fail.

234 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 08:11 [no]

>>233's mother tried to (A)bort but (F)ailed.

235 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 09:16 [no]

>>234 saged a sager in Sageland at Sageville near Sage River with his sidekick Sagedude the Archsager of the Saging Institution

236 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 09:45 [no]

>>235 has a limited vocabulary.

237 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 14:45 [no]

>>236 posted in the "ITT we post in this thread" thread. 3 times.

238 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 15:46 [no]

>>237 is the bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

239 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 17:40 [no]

>>238 confuses ethnicity with alcohol, thereby proving what a retard he is.

240 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:16 [no]

>>239 confuses women with floor lamps when under the influence of alcohol

241 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:51 [no]

>>240 confuses cynicism with insight

242 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 20:23 [no]

>>241 confuses everyone.

243 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 20:43 [no]

>>242 is easily confused

244 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 21:32 [no]

>>243 secretly prefers the word 'confuzzled'

245 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 23:29 [no]

>>244 always watches out for incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language.

246 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 00:26 [no]

>>245 watches these people from the shadows.

247 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 01:11 [no]

>>246 is the shadows.

248 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 12:58 [no]

>>247 is a nerd who thinks he's TOO GOOD for Star Trek.

249 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4531 15:54 [no]

>>248 is me.

250 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 16:29 [no]

>>249 is a tripfag

251 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 18:25 [no]

>>250 thinks rebelling against mods is new and cool

252 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 21:17 [no]

>>251 thinks that 'new and cool' is hip.

253 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:24 [no]

>>252 think that hip is new and cool

254 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 23:34 [no]

>>253 thinks that his new replacement hip is cool

255 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 23:54 [no]

>>254 wish to be the little mo-ga

256 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 17:26 [no]

>>255 is white but his ass is Mocca

257 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 19:41 [no]

>>256 can't spell "mocha"

258 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 21:06 [no]

>>257 goes to the local Starbucks every morning.

259 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 22:37 [no]

>>258 performs sex acts for free Starbucks coffee.

260 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 22:55 [no]

>>259

drops the soap in starbucks for fun

261 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 23:03 [no]

>>260 masturbates while reading Moby Dick.

262 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 23:22 [no]

>>261 can't read.

263 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 01:00 [no]

>>262 participated in the intellectual pogrom.

264 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 02:47 [no]

>>263 just looks up big words to feel smart.

265 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 03:34 [no]

>>264
is a curmudgeon

266 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 12:41 [no]

>>265 thinks that's a big word.

267 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 13:35 [no]

>>266 is a humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

268 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 14:51 [no]

>>267 smells of poo.

269 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 15:56 [no]

>>268 likes the smell.

270 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 17:09 [no]

>>269 likes the taste

271 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 18:33 [no]

>>270 likes the waste

272 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 19:25 [no]

>>271 eats the paste

273 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:12 [no]

>>272 shits in the waste

basket

274 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:24 [no]

>>273 really sucks at this.

275 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:41 [no]

>>274 is a drama queen who constantly claims to be leaving /dqn/, then comes back 30 minutes later.

276 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 00:19 [no]

>>275 is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

277 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 01:06 [no]

>>276 just COULDN'T use the goddamn space key.

278 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 02:05 [no]

>>277 actually gives a damn.

279 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 22:45 [no]

>>278 thinks saying "damn" makes him cool.

280 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 06:37 [no]

>>279 know that nothing can make him cool.

281 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 07:34 [no]

>>282 thinks this is ITT we insult the poster below us

282 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 07:57 [no]

>>281 NO, U

283 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 08:13 [no]

>>281
can't spell NO U!!!1

284 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 11:34 [no]

>>283
fucked up big time

285 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:17 [no]

>>284 couldn't get it up.

286 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:42 [no]

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287 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:52 [no]

>>286 is unclear on the concept

288 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:53 [no]

>>286 sucks at kopipe

289 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:53 [no]

>>287 is too tied up in concepts to understand the real world

290 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 15:04 [no]

>>289, like >>288, fails to insult the poster above him.

291 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 17:13 [no]

>>290 fails to account for relativity

292 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 19:18 [no]

>>291 fails to respect his relatives

293 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 21:15 [no]

>>292 is related to >>291

294 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 01:17 [no]

>>293 can't dance and if he can't dance he's no friend of mine.

295 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 01:37 [no]

>>294 is not being safe with the Safety Dance.

296 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 10:41 [no]

>>295 is Not Safe For Work

297 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 13:09 [no]

>>296 is an affront to kind people everywhere.

298 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:22 [no]

>>297 mistakes needless formality for kindness.

299 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:43 [no]

>>298 faps to pictures of Moot.

300 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:44 [no]

>>299 posted twice, just to 300GET!

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