Well?

>>189 made this post from his hotel room at FurCon

>>190 is a small-minded anti-furry bigot.

>>191 is a furry.

>>192 attempts to supress his furry tendencies - not always successfully.

>>193 is >>190-192

>>194 has set a new low for this thread

only to be outdone by >>195 just 2:25 later

>>196 is a pimply nerd

>>197 is a pimple on >>196's face.

>>198 is a tumour in >>197's scrotum

>>199 is gay.

>>200 is a homophobe

>>201 sucks cock.

>>202 is a component the association Gug, even though >>202 knows full well that Gug idiot is one gugin'.

>>203 is too comprehensible for DQN.

>>204 is up to his ole thesaurus.com tricks

>>205 contrived nothing of his own yet.

>>206 has no chance of advancement

>>207 has no chance to survive make your time

>>208 is so outdated, he still says "I KISS YOU!"

>>209 can stay my home.

cmboo breaekr.

>>210-211 are DQN.

>>212 is T-N-T! HE'S DYNO-MITE!

The only thing explosive about >>213 is his diarrhea.

>>214 gave >>213 his AIDS

On the other hand, >>215 received his AIDS during a one-night stand with a sperm whale.

>>216 is IAA

>>217 thinks making DQN forced registration is a bad idea.

>>218 thinks we should charge :10bux: too.

>>219 thinks that's too cheap.

>>220 paid :10bux: before he found out that it was free.

>>221 on the other hand hasn't donated.

>>222
donated to 4chan after Moot sold out

>>223 goes to 4chan

>>224 will admit to knowing what 4chan is

if >>225 knew what 4chan was, he'd love it and be a total /b/tard

>>225 donated in hopes that Gary Niger would come forth and feed him the Holy Gay Nigger Seed from a vial he keeps in a small pocket in his well-ironed suit.

>>227's brain should be donated to science.

>>228 donated his brain to science, and they gave it back.

>>229 sold his brain to science because he needed the money to buy drugs.

>>230 couldn't complete the drug transaction, though he lives in a bad village.

>>231 failed to sage

>>232 failed to not fail.

>>233's mother tried to (A)bort but (F)ailed.

>>234 saged a sager in Sageland at Sageville near Sage River with his sidekick Sagedude the Archsager of the Saging Institution

>>235 has a limited vocabulary.

>>236 posted in the "ITT we post in this thread" thread. 3 times.

>>237 is the bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

>>238 confuses ethnicity with alcohol, thereby proving what a retard he is.

>>239 confuses women with floor lamps when under the influence of alcohol

>>240 confuses cynicism with insight

>>241 confuses everyone.

>>242 is easily confused

>>243 secretly prefers the word 'confuzzled'

>>244 always watches out for incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language.

>>245 watches these people from the shadows.

>>246 is the shadows.

>>247 is a nerd who thinks he's TOO GOOD for Star Trek.

>>248 is me.

>>249 is a tripfag

>>250 thinks rebelling against mods is new and cool

>>251 thinks that 'new and cool' is hip.

>>252 think that hip is new and cool

>>253 thinks that his new replacement hip is cool

>>254 wish to be the little mo-ga

>>255 is white but his ass is Mocca

>>256 can't spell "mocha"

>>257 goes to the local Starbucks every morning.

>>258 performs sex acts for free Starbucks coffee.

>>259

drops the soap in starbucks for fun

>>260 masturbates while reading Moby Dick.

>>261 can't read.

>>262 participated in the intellectual pogrom.

>>263 just looks up big words to feel smart.

>>264
is a curmudgeon

>>265 thinks that's a big word.

>>266 is a humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

>>267 smells of poo.

>>268 likes the smell.

>>269 likes the taste

>>270 likes the waste

>>271 eats the paste

>>272 shits in the waste

basket

>>273 really sucks at this.

>>274 is a drama queen who constantly claims to be leaving /dqn/, then comes back 30 minutes later.

>>275 is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

>>276 just COULDN'T use the goddamn space key.

>>277 actually gives a damn.

>>278 thinks saying "damn" makes him cool.

>>279 know that nothing can make him cool.

>>282 thinks this is ITT we insult the poster below us

>>281 NO, U

>>281
can't spell NO U!!!1

>>283
fucked up big time

>>284 couldn't get it up.

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>>286 is unclear on the concept

>>286 sucks at kopipe

>>287 is too tied up in concepts to understand the real world