ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

212 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 01:10 [no]

>>210-211 are DQN.

213 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 05:37 [no]

>>212 is T-N-T! HE'S DYNO-MITE!

214 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 08:30 [no]

The only thing explosive about >>213 is his diarrhea.

215 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 10:21 [no]

>>214 gave >>213 his AIDS

216 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 11:01 [no]

On the other hand, >>215 received his AIDS during a one-night stand with a sperm whale.

217 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:16 [no]

>>216 is IAA

218 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:58 [no]

>>217 thinks making DQN forced registration is a bad idea.

219 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 19:38 [no]

>>218 thinks we should charge :10bux: too.

220 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 15:58 [no]

>>219 thinks that's too cheap.

221 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 18:09 [no]

>>220 paid :10bux: before he found out that it was free.

222 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 18:34 [no]

>>221 on the other hand hasn't donated.

223 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:02 [no]

>>222
donated to 4chan after Moot sold out

224 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:09 [no]

>>223 goes to 4chan

225 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 19:14 [no]

>>224 will admit to knowing what 4chan is

226 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:23 [no]

if >>225 knew what 4chan was, he'd love it and be a total /b/tard

227 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:24 [no]

>>225 donated in hopes that Gary Niger would come forth and feed him the Holy Gay Nigger Seed from a vial he keeps in a small pocket in his well-ironed suit.

228 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 21:00 [no]

>>227's brain should be donated to science.

229 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 21:59 [no]

>>228 donated his brain to science, and they gave it back.

230 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 03:25 [no]

>>229 sold his brain to science because he needed the money to buy drugs.

231 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 03:57 [no]

>>230 couldn't complete the drug transaction, though he lives in a bad village.

232 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 05:38 [no]

>>231 failed to sage

233 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 06:19 [no]

>>232 failed to not fail.

234 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 08:11 [no]

>>233's mother tried to (A)bort but (F)ailed.

235 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 09:16 [no]

>>234 saged a sager in Sageland at Sageville near Sage River with his sidekick Sagedude the Archsager of the Saging Institution

236 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 09:45 [no]

>>235 has a limited vocabulary.

237 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 14:45 [no]

>>236 posted in the "ITT we post in this thread" thread. 3 times.

238 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 15:46 [no]

>>237 is the bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

239 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 17:40 [no]

>>238 confuses ethnicity with alcohol, thereby proving what a retard he is.

240 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:16 [no]

>>239 confuses women with floor lamps when under the influence of alcohol

241 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:51 [no]

>>240 confuses cynicism with insight

242 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 20:23 [no]

>>241 confuses everyone.

243 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 20:43 [no]

>>242 is easily confused

244 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 21:32 [no]

>>243 secretly prefers the word 'confuzzled'

245 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 23:29 [no]

>>244 always watches out for incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language.

246 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 00:26 [no]

>>245 watches these people from the shadows.

247 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 01:11 [no]

>>246 is the shadows.

248 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 12:58 [no]

>>247 is a nerd who thinks he's TOO GOOD for Star Trek.

249 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4531 15:54 [no]

>>248 is me.

250 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 16:29 [no]

>>249 is a tripfag

251 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 18:25 [no]

>>250 thinks rebelling against mods is new and cool

252 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 21:17 [no]

>>251 thinks that 'new and cool' is hip.

253 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:24 [no]

>>252 think that hip is new and cool

254 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 23:34 [no]

>>253 thinks that his new replacement hip is cool

255 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 23:54 [no]

>>254 wish to be the little mo-ga

256 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 17:26 [no]

>>255 is white but his ass is Mocca

257 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 19:41 [no]

>>256 can't spell "mocha"

258 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 21:06 [no]

>>257 goes to the local Starbucks every morning.

259 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 22:37 [no]

>>258 performs sex acts for free Starbucks coffee.

260 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 22:55 [no]

>>259

drops the soap in starbucks for fun

261 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 23:03 [no]

>>260 masturbates while reading Moby Dick.

262 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 23:22 [no]

>>261 can't read.

263 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 01:00 [no]

>>262 participated in the intellectual pogrom.

264 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 02:47 [no]

>>263 just looks up big words to feel smart.

265 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 03:34 [no]

>>264
is a curmudgeon

266 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 12:41 [no]

>>265 thinks that's a big word.

267 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 13:35 [no]

>>266 is a humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

268 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 14:51 [no]

>>267 smells of poo.

269 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 15:56 [no]

>>268 likes the smell.

270 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 17:09 [no]

>>269 likes the taste

271 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 18:33 [no]

>>270 likes the waste

272 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 19:25 [no]

>>271 eats the paste

273 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:12 [no]

>>272 shits in the waste

basket

274 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:24 [no]

>>273 really sucks at this.

275 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 21:41 [no]

>>274 is a drama queen who constantly claims to be leaving /dqn/, then comes back 30 minutes later.

276 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 00:19 [no]

>>275 is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

277 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 01:06 [no]

>>276 just COULDN'T use the goddamn space key.

278 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 02:05 [no]

>>277 actually gives a damn.

279 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 22:45 [no]

>>278 thinks saying "damn" makes him cool.

280 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 06:37 [no]

>>279 know that nothing can make him cool.

281 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 07:34 [no]

>>282 thinks this is ITT we insult the poster below us

282 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 07:57 [no]

>>281 NO, U

283 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 08:13 [no]

>>281
can't spell NO U!!!1

284 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 11:34 [no]

>>283
fucked up big time

285 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:17 [no]

>>284 couldn't get it up.

286 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:42 [no]

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287 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:52 [no]

>>286 is unclear on the concept

288 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:53 [no]

>>286 sucks at kopipe

289 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 14:53 [no]

>>287 is too tied up in concepts to understand the real world

290 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 15:04 [no]

>>289, like >>288, fails to insult the poster above him.

291 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 17:13 [no]

>>290 fails to account for relativity

292 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 19:18 [no]

>>291 fails to respect his relatives

293 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 21:15 [no]

>>292 is related to >>291

294 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 01:17 [no]

>>293 can't dance and if he can't dance he's no friend of mine.

295 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 01:37 [no]

>>294 is not being safe with the Safety Dance.

296 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 10:41 [no]

>>295 is Not Safe For Work

297 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 13:09 [no]

>>296 is an affront to kind people everywhere.

298 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:22 [no]

>>297 mistakes needless formality for kindness.

299 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:43 [no]

>>298 faps to pictures of Moot.

300 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:44 [no]

>>299 posted twice, just to 300GET!

301 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 15:45 [no]

>>300 insulted herself. twice.

302 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 18:20 [no]

>>301 enjoys furry porn

303 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 20:16 [no]

>>302 is furry porn.

304 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 09:55 [no]

>>303 hates freedom.

305 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 12:02 [no]

>>304 fails to understand that freedom is an absolute which cannot meaningfully be attained. For his quote, he is an inept flatfish boasting vaguely understood themes from mediocre romanticists, ie. 304 is member of the NRA

306 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 19:31 [no]

>>305 is an overeducated underachieving fagmitten

307 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 21:49 [no]

>>306 is a Japanese major.

308 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 21:58 [no]

>>307 is a damn baka

309 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 21:59 [no]

>>308 is a damn weeaboo.

310 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4538 23:24 [no]

>>309 is a bandwagon whore

311 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4539 02:03 [no]

>>310 is a whore in general.

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