Well?
is a hillybilly hick like cletus the slack jawed yockel from the simpsons
>>31 still watches the simpsons
>>36 is an all-around great person with no flaws whatsoever.
>>38 doesn't realize that sarcasm on the internet is a fucking impossibility.
Pitiful >>39 hasn't heard of Netiquette.
>>45 is full of AIDS too. It's contagious.
>>47 is the scientist who injected the monkey.
48 is the monkey
>>49 is the pharmaceutical sponsor of the scientist.
>>50 is head of the Zaibatsu that owns pharmaceutical company, as well as several media companies which continuously pump out propaganda to cloud the true nature of AIDS. Said corporation chiefly produces pollution, emos, bad Chuck Norris jokes, and profit off the suffering of us, the citizens of the Internets.
>>52 is a valet of the Illuminati which runs the World Bank which funded the pharmaceutical company which hired the scientist who shot the monkey.
>>53 doesn't know why the scientist shot the monkey. Perhaps he'll die.
>>55 shot Kurt Cobain
>>61 is a Captain Obvious
>>65 had a big package, but it was damaged in-transit.
>>66 damaged the package while working for UPS.
Logic never fails me! >>69 then proceeded to eat the delicoius burger!
>>78 will be the first up against the wall, come the Revolution.
>>93 is breaking the law for annoying someone anonymously over the Internet.
>>94 doesn't care about the Constitution.
>>101 assigns a special significance to the number 01100100 for some reason.
>>102
Dials phone numbers in binary and wonders why they don't connect.
>>105 wants to be a Briton, probably because they fuck better than his mom down there.
>>107's jokes are shit, and he's well aware of it, but continues to post them.
is marrying Gluttony from fullmetal alchemist, and makes out with him all day long because he likes that kinda thing
>>113 likes loli guro
114 is a white, male Mana cosplayer
>>115 is greater-than-symbol-challenged
116 is << a man, so he does not deserve >> symbols.
>>117 is not capable of following convention, and is thus shunned by it's peers
>>121 sees dead people.
>>123, dead at 20
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - 4-ch poster >>123 was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the 4-ch community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to 4-ch culture. Truly an American icon.
>>124 is a pretentious asshole.
>>125 has a short attention span and gets all "tl;dr" whenever someone posts a message more than a sentence long
>>126 thinks he's 4-ch's conscience, even though he's just DQN-er.
>>127 thinks he's God's conscience, even though he's just Jesus.