ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

30 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 05:42 [no]

>>29 was raised by a cup of coffee

31 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 06:36 [no]

>>30

is a hillybilly hick like cletus the slack jawed yockel from the simpsons

32 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 07:55 [no]

>>31 still watches the simpsons

33 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 09:12 [no]

>>32 still watches rugrats

34 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 09:44 [no]

>>33 is a rugrat

35 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 21:29 [no]

>>34 is a sewer rat

36 Name: MODD 1993-09-4512 22:58 [no]

>>35 is banned.

37 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4512 23:20 [no]

>>36 is an all-around great person with no flaws whatsoever.

38 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 00:00 [no]

>>37 fails at making his sarcasm clear.

39 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 09:57 [no]

>>38 doesn't realize that sarcasm on the internet is a fucking impossibility.

40 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 12:53 [no]

Pitiful >>39 hasn't heard of Netiquette.

41 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 20:36 [no]

>>40 is Internet Legend Tim Skirvin.

42 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4513 23:11 [no]

>>41 is W T Snacks

43 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 00:32 [no]

>>42 is full of AIDS

44 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 02:05 [no]

>>43 seems to be implying that >>42 and >>41 are the same person.

45 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 10:40 [no]

No, >>44 just doesn't understand basic logic.

46 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 10:47 [no]

>>45 is full of AIDS too. It's contagious.

47 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 17:47 [no]

>>46 is the guy who first got it from a monkey.

48 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 18:32 [no]

>>47 is the scientist who injected the monkey.

49 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 20:18 [no]

48 is the monkey

50 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4514 20:50 [no]

>>49 is the pharmaceutical sponsor of the scientist.

51 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 01:21 [no]

>>50 is head of the Zaibatsu that owns pharmaceutical company, as well as several media companies which continuously pump out propaganda to cloud the true nature of AIDS. Said corporation chiefly produces pollution, emos, bad Chuck Norris jokes, and profit off the suffering of us, the citizens of the Internets.

52 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 01:29 [no]

>>51
tl;dr

53 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 01:59 [no]

>>52 is a valet of the Illuminati which runs the World Bank which funded the pharmaceutical company which hired the scientist who shot the monkey.

54 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 02:50 [no]

>>53 doesn't know why the scientist shot the monkey. Perhaps he'll die.

55 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 03:26 [no]

>>54 shoots cocaine

56 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 04:33 [no]

>>55 shot Kurt Cobain

57 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 04:36 [no]

>>56 rubbed his face in a Lion's mane

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 05:09 [no]

>>57 fellated Jean de la Fontaine

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 06:56 [no]

>>58 posted so much it caused a new thread

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 08:20 [no]

>>59 is a thread

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 08:56 [no]

>>60 is a reply

62 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 09:02 [no]

>>61 is a Captain Obvious

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 11:48 [no]

>>62 is wrappin' small business

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 14:02 [no]

>>63 only works with small packages

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:59 [no]

>>64 has a big package, but it's mostly stuffing.

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 22:17 [no]

>>65 had a big package, but it was damaged in-transit.

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 23:31 [no]

>>66 damaged the package while working for UPS.

68 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:21 [no]

>>67 couldn't hack it at UPS, so he works at McDonalds.

69 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:33 [no]

>>68
Saw >>67 spit on his burger @ McDonalds.

70 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:39 [no]

Logic never fails me! >>69 then proceeded to eat the delicoius burger!

71 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:23 [no]

>>70 has failed logic

72 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:25 [no]

In Soviet Russia logic fails >>71

73 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:38 [no]

>>72 is a communist

74 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 04:00 [no]

>>73 is a neocon

75 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 04:06 [no]

>>74 is a lolikon

76 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 05:36 [no]

>>75 is lolibait

77 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:09 [no]

>>76 is lolbait

78 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:43 [no]

>>77 is fidel castrofl

79 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:54 [no]

>>78 will be the first up against the wall, come the Revolution.

80 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:43 [no]

>>79 will be fourth

81 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 12:08 [no]

>>80 = A fucking loooser.

82 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 15:05 [no]

>>81 thinks math is hard

83 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 15:47 [no]

>>82 thinks PE is hard

84 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:06 [no]

>>83 gets hard in PE

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:37 [no]

>>84 is Captain Obvious

86 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:49 [no]

>>85 is Captain Oblivious

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:09 [no]

>>86 is Captain Obstreperous

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 19:52 [no]

>>87 is Captain Osteoperosis

89 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 21:46 [no]

>>88
Is Cap'n Crunch.

90 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:33 [no]

>>89 is a sadistic monster.

91 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:30 [no]

and boy, does it turn >>90 on.

92 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 05:26 [no]

it sure turns >>91 on.

93 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 06:30 [no]

>>92 has a repetition fetish

94 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:51 [no]

>>93 is breaking the law for annoying someone anonymously over the Internet.

95 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 13:31 [no]

>>94 doesn't care about the Constitution.

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 15:43 [no]

>>95 is a Red, >>95 is a Communist. You never hear a real American talk like that.

97 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 16:06 [no]

>>96 voted for Bush. Both of them.

98 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 16:41 [no]

>>97 writes BushxCheney slash.

99 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 18:42 [no]

>>98 is a frenchie.

100 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4517 19:21 [no]

>>99 is banned.

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:22 [no]

>>99 tried to 100GET, but failed miserably.

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:48 [no]

>>101
Oh, the irony.

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:50 [no]

>>101 assigns a special significance to the number 01100100 for some reason.

104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 20:35 [no]

>>102
Dials phone numbers in binary and wonders why they don't connect.

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 20:42 [no]

>>104 drinks JOLT Cola, the cola of the 3L33T H4CK3R

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 21:36 [no]

>>105 wants to be a Briton, probably because they fuck better than his mom down there.

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 21:41 [no]

>>106 thinks his jokes are especially funny

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 22:01 [no]

>>107's jokes are shit, and he's well aware of it, but continues to post them.

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 04:26 [no]

>>108 is Ray Romano.

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 09:24 [no]

>>109 doesn't like marriage very much

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 10:22 [no]

>>110 wants to be a beautiful bride

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 12:49 [no]

>>111

is marrying Gluttony from fullmetal alchemist, and makes out with him all day long because he likes that kinda thing

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 14:45 [no]

>>112 has a vore fetish

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 15:08 [no]

>>113 likes loli guro

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:16 [no]

114 is a white, male Mana cosplayer

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:42 [no]

>>115 is greater-than-symbol-challenged

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:44 [no]

116 is << a man, so he does not deserve >> symbols.

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:52 [no]

>>117 is not capable of following convention, and is thus shunned by it's peers

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 18:21 [no]

>>118 is a plant and/or animal

120 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 20:45 [no]

>>119 is a tapeworm living in >>1's body.

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 22:50 [no]

>>120 is >>1's fin funnel.

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 23:56 [no]

>>121 sees dead people.

123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 00:38 [no]

>>122 was Found On Road Dead

124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:25 [no]

>>123, dead at 20

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - 4-ch poster >>123 was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the 4-ch community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to 4-ch culture. Truly an American icon.

125 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:32 [no]

>>124 is a pretentious asshole.

126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:37 [no]

>>125 has a short attention span and gets all "tl;dr" whenever someone posts a message more than a sentence long

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 03:46 [no]

>>126 thinks he's 4-ch's conscience, even though he's just DQN-er.

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 07:46 [no]

>>127 thinks he's God's conscience, even though he's just Jesus.

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 15:55 [no]

>>128 thinks >>127 is Jesus even though he's just Moses.

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