ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

353 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:30 [no]

>>352 posts about his sexual fantasies on the INTERNET because he has no sex life

354 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:32 [no]

>>353 has no sexual fantasies

355 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:35 [no]

>>354 has no sexual organs

356 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 02:38 [no]

>>355 has sex with non-sexual organs.

357 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 08:12 [no]

>>356 has sex with pipe organs

358 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 12:25 [no]

>>357 George W Bush

359 This post sucks.

360 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 12:59 [no]

>>358 is completely unable to follow a theme other than "lol BU$HITLER!1!".

(>>359 sucks.)

361 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 14:33 [no]

>>360 thinks Bush actually means all that talk about "freedom."

362 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 14:58 [no]

>>361 thinks Bush is only a rock band

363 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 14:58 [no]

>>362
Doesn't realize rock is dead.

364 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 15:03 [no]

>>363 likes Mini Moni

365 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 17:29 [no]

>>364 is Mini Moni

366 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 18:53 [no]

>>365 wanked it to Mini Moni once and still feels ashamed.

367 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 19:08 [no]

>>366 continues to wank it without regret.

368 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 19:48 [no]

>>367 owns weapons of mass destruction and has ties with Al-Qaeda

369 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 20:25 [no]

>>368 draws prophet muhammed

370 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 20:53 [no]

>>369 failed the physical for suicide bomber corps

371 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 21:31 [no]

>>370 didn't want to be a suicide bomber because Linkin Park's lyrics are unclear on that topic.

372 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4544 23:57 [no]

>>371
Knos trock is dead, but since >>371 is a necrophile, >>371 is happy.

373 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 01:18 [no]

>>372 likes unimaginative 4/4 "dance" music.

374 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 01:28 [no]

>>373 doesn't enjoy the music he listens to, since he's an elitist who only listen to music that makes him cool.

375 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 02:30 [no]

>>374 masturbates to american idol.

376 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 02:42 [no]

>>375 Wishes they masturbated to American Idol

377 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 03:03 [no]

>>376 is actually American

378 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 11:36 [no]

>>377 thinks that nationality says something about personality

379 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 11:42 [no]

>>378 thinks personality development is completely unaffected by the surrounding socio-cultural framework.

380 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 13:27 [no]

>>379 thinks he will sound smart by copy-pasting from Wikipedia

381 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 16:20 [no]

>>380 thinks he will enhance Wikipedia by copy-pasting to Wikipedia.

382 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 20:26 [no]

>>381 thinks wikipedia is the best thing since google internet accelerator

383 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4545 23:24 [no]

>>382 thinks Alexa rankings are an accurate, unbiased way to measure the popularity of websites.

384 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 00:17 [no]

>>383 loves to tell everybody that he used Firefox before it was cool

385 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 01:45 [no]

>>384 still uses Firefox even though it is no longer cool.

386 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 02:34 [no]

>>385 pretends to like using IE5 for Mac, but only does it because Safari is too slow on his old computer

387 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4546 03:33 [no]

>>386 like safari for its cripplingly slow speed.

388 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 06:53 [no]

>>387 is so slow, everyone thinks he's crippled

389 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 07:08 [no]

>>388 likes posting in dying threads.

390 This post sucks.

391 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 07:33 [no]

>>390 sucks

392 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 07:59 [no]

>>391 sucks

393 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 09:22 [no]

>>392 sʞɔns

394 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 09:27 [no]

sʞɔns Ɛ6Ɛ<<

395 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4548 09:29 [no]

>>393 is banned for hacking the board

396 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 09:59 [no]

397 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 10:46 [no]

Now >>396 is just being silly.

398 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 12:01 [no]

>>397 sung on all 4 'All Alone for Christmas (as usual)' songs

399 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 13:46 [no]

>>398 sings them for karaoke contests.

400 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 13:55 [no]

>>399 is not as cool as I am

401 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 14:14 [no]

Nobody even knows who >>400 is.

402 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 16:09 [no]

>>401 failed 400GET by one post

403 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:22 [no]

>>402 is twice as fat as >>201

404 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 18:24 [no]

>>403 isn't eating enough because he spends his entire welfare check on games and DVDs.

405 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 21:04 [no]

>>404 Not Found

406 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 21:48 [no]

>>405 Method Not Allowed

407 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 21:49 [no]

>>406 Not Acceptable

408 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 22:15 [no]

>>407 Proxy authentication required

409 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 22:15 [no]

>>408 Request Timeout

410 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 22:17 [no]

>>409 Conflict!!

411 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 22:36 [no]

>>410 Gone

412 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 23:23 [no]

>>405-411 are a bunch of nerds

413 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 23:27 [no]

>>412 is too much into the whole Net Cop thing to be any fun.

414 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4548 23:51 [no]

>>413 has been reported to the AOL police for trolling DQN, as it is a crime.

415 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 01:07 [no]

>>414 is actually a bot programmed to repost old 4chan catchphrases

416 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 02:01 [no]

>>415 Unsupported Media Type

417 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 04:27 [no]

>>416 is using Netscape

418 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 07:12 [no]

>>417 is using w3m

419 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 13:18 [no]

>>418 is using internet explorer

420 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:14 [no]

>>419 uses Windows XP with the My First Windows™ theme.

421 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 16:16 [no]

>>420 uses windows me and skins it to look like os x

422 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:42 [no]

>>421 still prefers Classic to OS X

423 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:46 [no]

>>422 never really liked macs but bought one anyway to impress his elitist fag friends.

424 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:54 [no]

>>423 is DQN

425 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 17:56 [no]

>>424 is so bland and unoriginal, his parents forgot about his existance once!

426 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 18:02 [no]

>>425 is >>424's parents.

427 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 18:09 [no]

>>426 is ( L`)

428 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:03 [no]

>>427 is not a registered member of becauseitswinter.com.

429 Name: 429!QdNeeGeXho 1993-09-4549 21:21 [no]

>>428 doesn't have a tripcode

430 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:28 [no]

>>429 is a tripfag

431 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 21:47 [no]

>>431 can't read instructions

432 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:14 [no]

>>431 can't read instructions

433 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:53 [no]

>>434 can't read instructions

434 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 22:59 [no]

>>433 can't read instructions

435 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:04 [no]

>>434 can't read instructions

436 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:51 [no]

>>435 is a Panda

437 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4549 23:54 [no]

>>436 is not a panda

438 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:00 [no]

>>437 failed to say "Pa Pa Panda!"

439 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 00:02 [no]

>>438's time is 00:00

440 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 02:24 [no]

>>439 is a 12:00 flasher

441 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 04:58 [no]

>>440 has 5:00 shadow

442 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 05:14 [no]

>>441 is a woman.... with a 5:00 shadow o_o

443 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 05:17 [no]

>>442 thinks there are women on the Internet

444 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 07:07 [no]

>>443 likes it up the ass

445 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 15:09 [no]

I agree with >>444, though adding that there are no women in his life now, and haven't been ever.

446 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4550 22:39 [no]

447 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 01:37 [no]

>>446 is a rude boy from Omaha, Nebraska, sick as a porno flick but gold as precious laughter.

448 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 02:45 [no]

>>447 is full of sound and fury, and signifies nothing. I hate that fucker.

449 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 09:32 [no]

>>448 likes to fuck ichinensei girls in the loo.

450 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 10:43 [no]

>>449 thinks that was an insult

451 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 11:56 [no]

>>450 is a sad unfunny pedophile wanker bastard twit

452 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4551 12:35 [no]

>>451 is a joyful and amusing pedophile wanker bastard twit

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