Well?
>>694 puts his dick in the mashed potatos, but still gets invited to parties
>>696 allways displays his best party trick, which is naming all the flavours of Jelly Bellies in reverse alphabetical order at the top of his lungs.
>>700 uses same old jokes... same old.
>>702 is estimating the time until 1000 comes up so he can be in front of his computer hitting the refresh button on his browser.
>>704 Likes to go into children cancer centers and shine the heads of bald little boys!
South Korean was drawing South Korean national flag on this site!
Lets change this fucking picture into Pepsi logo!
I want you to cooperate in 4ch!
http://www.vipper.net/vip17845.jpg (Situation a little while ago
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http://www.vipper.org/vip208109.jpg (The final purpose)
>>707 is a slacker, and needs to help out with this effort!
Let's just forget about those two morons above
>>709 forgot that anonymous never forgives or forgets
>>710 forgave once. She drained his wallet and his soul. Never again.
>>711 drained my wallet and my soul.
>>714 sniped it at the three seconds, then ate it with fava beans and a nice Chianti.
>>715 doesn't know that liver, fava beans, and wine all contain a substance called tyramine, which can kill you if you're talking a certain class of antidepressant drugs.
This knowlege is very important to >>716, though, as he is on many antidepressants.
>>719 can't tell the difference between "obvious" and "oblivious"
>>721 has his mother's red lipstick between his asscheeks.
>>722 knows that because he was devastated to find traces of someone elses lips than his there.
>>724 is a big fan of the Beloved Chairman!
>>725 Has an autographed copy of the Little Red Book.
>>726 forged Mao's autrograph on his copy of the Little Red Book
>>728 thinks that a joke about "yellow" and "asians" is witty
>>729 is wapanese, thinking he's an asian born in a non-asian body.
>>731 Thinks that /b/ catchphrases are funny outside of /b/.
>>733 thinks /b/ is funny in general
>>735 spends hours studying the hilarious internet trends to stay up to date with /b/ memes
>>736 doesn't know that his photo ended up to be insane.jpg
>>738 jerked to delayclose.jpg
Those last three schmucks are all in the picture. Let's rip it up and their 2dimensional asses with it
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>>753 is so ill equiped, he needs a strap-on to get some reaction from that faking, cheap illegal hooker he picks up whenever he's saved enough dimes.
>>755 is a nerd who's too timid to appreciate lewd jokess.
>>757-757
Different people.
>>758 just HAD to post at 18:00 sharp, stupid bastard
>>764 has an unhealthy obsession with tripcodes and usernames.
>>766 thinks the other side of the moon is vagina shaped
>>769's only meaning in life is to rape mittens. And occasionally kittens.
>>770 is a sock puppet, which is nothing more than a thumbless mitten.
>>777 offered to videotape it and put it on his fetish porn website
>>778 made a movie of it using still pictures taken by a hidden camera and put it on his personal website without asking for permission
>>781 waited in line up to 31 hours to see some of the Star Wars movies
>>782 Is still trying to sell copies of Ep III he recorded in the theatre with his thumb over the camcorder lense!
>>787 tried to emulate yoda's success, and actually became a green furry pygmee suffering from severe speaking disorder. Then he found out that yoda is actually just popular with guys.
>>791 plays the reindeer on Christmases.