Well?

>>711 drained my wallet and my soul.

>>712 Has a particularly leaky soul

>>713 sold his soul on eBay

>>714 sniped it at the three seconds, then ate it with fava beans and a nice Chianti.

>>715 doesn't know that liver, fava beans, and wine all contain a substance called tyramine, which can kill you if you're talking a certain class of antidepressant drugs.

This knowlege is very important to >>716, though, as he is on many antidepressants.

>>717 is depressing

>>718 is depressing and obvious to the fact

>>719 can't tell the difference between "obvious" and "oblivious"

>>720 can't pronounce "obvious" correctly

>>721 has his mother's red lipstick between his asscheeks.

>>722 knows that because he was devastated to find traces of someone elses lips than his there.

>>723 is on MAO inhibiters.

>>724 is a big fan of the Beloved Chairman!

>>725 Has an autographed copy of the Little Red Book.

>>726 forged Mao's autrograph on his copy of the Little Red Book

>>727 had Mao autograph his Yellow Pages!

>>728 thinks that a joke about "yellow" and "asians" is witty

>>729 is wapanese, thinking he's an asian born in a non-asian body.

>>730 is a wannabe /b/tard weeaboo

>>731 Thinks that /b/ catchphrases are funny outside of /b/.

>>732 Thinks that he is funny outside of /b/.

>>733 thinks /b/ is funny in general

>>734 is delayclose.jpg

>>735 spends hours studying the hilarious internet trends to stay up to date with /b/ memes

>>736 doesn't know that his photo ended up to be insane.jpg

>>737 jerked to it none the less

>>738 jerked to delayclose.jpg

>>739's girlfriend.jpg is full of artifacts

>>740's girlfriend.jpg is a pic of his mom

>>741's girlfriend.jpg is actually a renamed .bmp

>>742 doesn't know how to rename files

>>743 is 1141660744500.jpg

>>744 is 1141660744500.bmp

>>745 is 1141660744500.png

Those last three schmucks are all in the picture. Let's rip it up and their 2dimensional asses with it

>>747 fails for not using the >>744-746

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>>749 makes unbelievably ugly kopipe

>>750 is 1141660744500.txt

>>751 was anally raped by one of >>749's guns.

>>752 is panda.png

>>753 is so ill equiped, he needs a strap-on to get some reaction from that faking, cheap illegal hooker he picks up whenever he's saved enough dimes.

>>754 is a Hotmail client

>>755 is a nerd who's too timid to appreciate lewd jokess.

>>1-756

SAME PERSON

>>757-757
Different people.

>>758 just HAD to post at 18:00 sharp, stupid bastard

>>760 earned that right through many hardships.

>>761 was defeated by >>760

>>762 badly wants to kiss >>758´s left tit.

>>7
nice tripcode.

>>764 has an unhealthy obsession with tripcodes and usernames.

>>765 is Captain Obvious

>>766 thinks the other side of the moon is vagina shaped

>>768 has been demoted to Corporal Obvious

>>769's only meaning in life is to rape mittens. And occasionally kittens.

>>770 is a sock puppet, which is nothing more than a thumbless mitten.

>>771 is ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

>>772 has a favourie teletubby

>>773 is Elmer Fudd

>>774 put it in his pooper

>>777 offered to videotape it and put it on his fetish porn website

>>778 responded with "ZOMG TORRENT"

>>778 made a movie of it using still pictures taken by a hidden camera and put it on his personal website without asking for permission

>>781 waited in line up to 31 hours to see some of the Star Wars movies

>>782 Is still trying to sell copies of Ep III he recorded in the theatre with his thumb over the camcorder lense!

>>782 had to put his finger on the lens in order not to record that sickening dandruff-shedding nerd in his tight XXXL "Yoda you too luvs" shirt, who was sitting in front of him. That was >>783 by the way.

>>784 went with >>783.

>>785 frequently dresses as Padme and sucks off >>784 who dresses as Anakin and >>783 who dresses as yoda!

>>786 actually bought >>782's video

>>787 tried to emulate yoda's success, and actually became a green furry pygmee suffering from severe speaking disorder. Then he found out that yoda is actually just popular with guys.

>>787 is popular with >>788.

>>790 is a bluenose.

>>791 plays the reindeer on Christmases.

>>792

is Shinn Asuka

>>794 has monobrows

>>796 is a heartless bastard who hates mittens

>>797
loves mittens, dedicated a religion and his whole life to the mittens.
But noone but>>797 loved mittens. What a waste.

>>798 talks too much.

>>800 cares about get-ing.

>>801 doesn't get any

>>802 is wasting posts with his useless nonsense and we've got less than 200 of them left! orz

>>803 is a perfect example of why this thread is unredeemably shitty.

>>804 makes coreans look witty

>>804 should give >>805 apology juice-nida

At least we know >>806 never made any sense anyway

>>807 is a Panda

>>808's mother was a panda

>>810 was the captive panda