ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

853 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:07

>>852 has an era fixation.

854 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:38

>>853 chundered all over Darkpa's 50GET.

855 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:51

>>854 spread lies about >>853 because he was refused cybersex.

856 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 21:57

>>855 suffers from premature baldness too.

857 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:01

DAILY SAGE

858 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:06

>>857
Didn't have the guts to age.

859 Name: Fabian K. Brocken : 1993-09-4579 22:15

>>858 didn't have the guts to use his real name.

860 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:43

>>859's real name is Poobag McButterhole

861 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:49

>>860 has no name.

862 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:50

>>861 is so bereft of imagination that he couldn't come up with a better name than Poobag McButterhole.

863 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:19

>>862 thinks Poobag McButterhole is funny

864 Name: Poobag McButterhole : 1993-09-4579 23:39

>>863 has no sense of humor

865 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 05:14

>>864 has no sense of propriety

866 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 05:37

>>865 doesn't respect his elders

867 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 09:23

DAILY SAGE

868 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:04

>>867 is a dangerous subversive!

869 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 03:29

>>868 is a harmless wannabe subversive

870 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 04:54

>>869 is fehj

871 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 05:25

DAILY SAGE

872 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 09:52

871 is a freak we can just ignore
>>870 pretends to speak arabic

873 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:20

>>872 shut himself in the basement in fear of terrorists

874 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:52

>>873 Likes to wrap a towel around his head and insist every1 call him "omar de la cheik, head of al-quaeda"

875 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 11:12

>>874 makes everyone call him "nigga".

876 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:27

>>875 is a white supremacist

877 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:57

>>876 is a tree-hugging hippy

878 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:12

>>877 likes horse cock in the butt

879 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 13:33

>>878 found Ebichu sexually arousing

880 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 14:01

>>879 keeps shouting "ARMAGEDDON!"

881 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 15:24

>>880 keeps shouting "ISHTAR!!!"

882 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 15:40

DAILY SAGE

883 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 16:01

>>882 is too dumb to play along

884 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:33

>>883 is too dumb to play ashort

885 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 19:45

>>884 lost his virginity to a couch

886 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 20:19

>>885 ripped off another THREAD

887 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:04

>>886 bought a fleshlight and then didn't know which end to use.

888 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 15:59

>>887 is a professional fleshlightsabre warrior

889 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4583 20:36

DAILY SAGE

890 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 00:27

>>889
Thinks he is making the world a better place, when in fact he is part of the problem.

891 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 01:18

>>890 is 3 parts problem 1 part fat.

892 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 01:45

>>891 is a Panda

893 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 13:15

>>892 is old and tired.

894 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 14:12

>>893 Sails on rafts of the dead.

895 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 16:06

DAILY SAGE

896 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4584 20:03

895 is a freak we can just ignore
>>894 tried to sail on a raft of the dead, but it sank

897 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 00:15

>>896 is a girl.

898 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 02:01

>>897 thinks there are girls on the internet.

899 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 05:39

900 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 05:42

>>899 isn't cool enough to 900GET

901 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 13:26

>>900's mind is too simple to get pleasure from anything more intellectually advanced than a lousy "900GET".

902 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 13:39

>>901 is a genius panda.

903 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:27

>>902 is a Sexual Abuse Panda.

904 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 14:29

>>903 dreams to have sex in a panda fursuit.

905 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 15:45

>>904 had sex in a panda fursuit. Now he and that other moron can't find the zipper to get out

906 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 16:10

>>905 was the other moron

907 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 16:44

>>906 is bitter because they didn't let him join them.

908 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 17:02

>>906 was the girl who wore a dildo with a camera inside

909 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 18:33

>>908 is a cockrub warrior.

910 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 20:28

dAiLy SaGE

911 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 20:48

>>910 saged.

912 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 22:53

>>911 wouldn't lift a finger to help someone in distress.

913 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4585 23:59

>>912 would kick the guy who is down - twice!

914 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 00:46

>>913 wouldn't have the courtesy to give >>906 a reacharound.

915 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 06:41

>>914 on the other hand, did extend that courtesy.

916 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 08:15

>>915 would like to experience >>914's courtesy for himself.

917 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 09:26

>>916 is a kisama-tachi

918 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 09:49

>>917 likes to spout Japanese phrases he doesn't even understand

919 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 11:16

>>918 thinks there is culture in Japan, when actually he is talking about the symptoms of severe hereditary personality disorders in about 120mln island-dwellers.

920 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 12:09

>>919 thought this was the "ITT we insult Japan" thread

921 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:04

>>920 would call truth insult. And his dick is Japanese sized

922 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 21:17

>>921 is an eunuch.

923 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4586 23:33

>>922 still doesn't understand how the indefinite article works.

924 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 06:45

DAILY SAGE

925 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 07:03

>>925 fails for saging like a /b/tard

926 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 08:58

>>925 doesn't know the right prepositions (at...), therefore id a /b/tard

927 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 12:01

>>926 totally failed at that post in many ways

928 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 16:51

DAILY SAGE

929 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:33

>>928 thinks that his idiotic DAILY SAGE crusade is really having an effect on the thread

930 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 17:49

>>929 brought the downfall of his own prediction! Such a shame, in one so young.

931 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:02

>>930 hasn't done laundry in over four months

932 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:24

>>931 wouldn't even have a brain if he didn't happen to find his cat's litter box this morning.

933 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 18:35

>>932 is really >>932, just FYI

934 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 20:43

HOURLY SAGE

935 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:00

SAGE THAT HAPPENS EVERY THREE-AND-A-HALF MINUTES OR THEREABOUTS

936 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 22:39

>>935 believes sage to be an insult.

937 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4587 23:17

>>936 believes he isn't gonna be called a fucking asshole for stating the truth. How stupid!

938 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 00:26

>>937 is fucking an asshole

939 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 00:46

>>938 is witty and original

940 Name: sage : 1993-09-4588 02:14

941 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 02:51

>>940 was sold invisible ink

942 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 03:09

>>941 Couldn't sell desert-dwellers bottled water.

943 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 05:17

>>942 tried to store water in cheesecloth.

944 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 05:45

DAILY SAGE

945 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 12:55

>>944 is a retarded dwarf armed with a roll of toilet paper, trying desperately to keep the future from happening.

946 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 12:59

>>945 didn't realize he was describing wahabbist terrorists instead of the daily sage idiot.

947 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 14:01

>>944 and >>945 both failed to ignore the sage idiot

948 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 16:42

>>947 tried to have sex once, but he got tired of digging into the grave.

949 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 17:29

>>949 Is a eunich

950 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 17:32

>>950 got 950GET

951 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 18:01

952 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4588 18:42

>>951 is a retard that cannot figure out this thread

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