( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?

( ´ω`) well, junior, there were these creatures that we used to call "girls"

( ´ω`) they're all extinct now

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Ｊ(・∀・)し You too, gramps!

Ｊ( ´ω`)し ...

(・∀・) Grandpa, we're reading "The Outsiders" in school and how teeangers were in, like, the olden days. Were you a preppy Soc, or one of the cool Greaser kids?

J( 'ｰ`)し　Hey boys, have you seen...

J( 'ロ`)し　

Ｊ( ´ω`)し ...

Ｊ(・∀・)し Grandpa, I'm hard!

Ｊ( ´ω`)し Hard gay?

. welcome.
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.( ´ω`) I am Ballos.

( *ω`) Ages upon ages ago, in fear of enduring punishment, I allowed my funny to run wild.

( *ω`) The funny became such that even its master's hands could not control it.

Ｊ(・∀・)し That's great, Grandpa, now help me pick out a dress. Do I need a bra?

( *ω`) If you wanna hold up those saggy tits of yours into some kind of presentable package, I'd fucking recommend it! You better believe it!

Ｊ(・∀・)し Grandpa, what happened to your eye? It went from ´ to *!

Ｊ(・∀・)し Hey Mom! Does this dress look good on me?

J( 'ロ`)し ......

( *ω`) Go play Cave Story.

Ｊ(・∀・)し That game's kind of hard, though...

Ｊ(・∀・)し Grandpa, I came into my smooth, soft, silky dress! What should I do now?

( *ω`) You put the dress in the washer, or you get the hose again!

Ｊ(・∀・)し But washing machines are dangerous! I read about one guy who felt into one and got killed.

( *ω`) That's because no real man does laundry and nature was weeding out inferior males.

( *ω`) I really need to do something about this sty in my eye.

Ｊ(*∀・)し Is it contagious? Oh wai...

( ω) ...Damn kid.

Ｊ(・∀・)し Grandpa, it's high time you see an eye doctor, ya know! Your condition is getting worse by the hour!

( ω) Dagnabbit, Junior, don't you dare try and tell me what to do!

( ω) Now show me where you are so I can bitchslap you.

Ｊ(・∀・)し Here, I'm here by the cupboard! Hey I just found your stash of Playboy from 1960-1970... Vintage! Will I get a good buck if I sell those on eBay?

( ω) If you actually looked it up, maybe you'd know.

Ｊ(・∀・)し Oh! Why didn't think of that?
Ｊ(・∀・)し ...
Ｊ(・∀・)し Currently fetching $.17 per vintage issue in mint condition? Only??
Ｊ(・∀・)し Grandpa, I thought that sex was selling?

( ω) Well, I did have my way with the issue if you'd check the centerfold..So I'd say $.5 at the most.

Ｊ(・∀・)し I wanted to check the centerfold, but for some reason the pages are stuck together... Why is that, Grandpa?

( ω) Because I touch myself at night

Ｊ(・∀・)し Touch yourself? Like..where?

( ω) I'd show you, but I'm not really sure myself right now.

Ｊ(・∀・)し Grandpa, they say that if you touch yourself too much you'll go blind, is that true?

( +ω+) In your case, I will go blind.

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(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡　Grandpa old fart!　Grandpa old fart!
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／　 ﾟДﾟ ＼ Shhh.

( (●)ω(●)) Hey Junior, DQN let me borrow his eyes. Man, I can see everything with this.

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