[Part 3] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (1000)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:29 [no]

( LƒΦ`) hello kids!

601 Name: ( ί ƒŽί) : 1993-09-4571 21:56

602 Name: i@MƒnLj : 1993-09-4571 22:34

ALL YOUR THREAD ARE BELONG TO BU-N

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@@@@ ŽO@@ƒŒΪ@@@@@ @@@^άR
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@@@@ @@@ i@Rƒm
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@@@@ ŽO@@ƒŒΪ@@@@@ @@@^άR
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@@@@ @@@ i@Rƒm
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@@@@ ŽO@@ƒŒΪ

603 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 00:23

(EΝE) Grandpa, hack 4-ch and make this horrible blinking stop!

604 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 00:58

i LƒΦ`j Oh you see it too? I thought my eyes were going...

605 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 02:04

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606 Name: (EΝE) Grandpa!eacF9fKRy6!!JJYYs87i : 1993-09-4572 02:04

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607 Name: (EΝE) Grandpa, I'm stuck in the name field. : 1993-09-4572 02:05

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608 Name: i LƒΦ`jI remember back in my day when I hung out in the name field. : 1993-09-4572 02:07

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609 Name: (EΝE) How did you get out? : 1993-09-4572 02:43

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610 Name: ( EƒΦE) You're going to say this isn't cool anymore, aren't you? : 1993-09-4572 02:51

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611 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 11:38

(EΝE) lol, Clonepa is still hanging out in the name field. That's like, so 2 posts ago.

612 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 14:27

i LƒΦ`j He has my sense of nostalgia for the dusty past.

613 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 19:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, Dave's not here, man.

614 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 20:06

i LƒΦ`j Junior, drug humor was always in bad taste. Although Earache My Eye never failed to make me chuckle a bit at the points where he physically abused his son.

615 Name: ( ί -ί) This name field is weird...is that a bu-n over there? : 1993-09-4572 20:25

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616 Name: @@@Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½ BU-N : 1993-09-4572 20:59

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617 Name: ( ί -ί) Huh. So this is where all those wild bu-n came from. : 1993-09-4572 21:01

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618 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 23:52

(EΝE) Grampa, who's this Frank Zappa guy you have so many records of? He looks like a homeless loser.

619 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 23:54

iLƒΦ`j Junior, you wouldn't know good music if it bit you in the ass.

620 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 01:27

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ“ρ½ BU-N

621 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 09:17

( ί -ί) Grandpa, why are there so many bu-n here?

622 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 12:52

iLƒΦ`j looks like the no bu-n strips are full again. I'll go replace 'em.

623 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 15:45

i LƒΦ`jI'll rest for the rest of the week. Later, kids.

624 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 19:24

Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½ BU-N
Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½ BU-N
Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½ BU-N
Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½ BU-N
Ό“ρ“ρ“ρi@OƒΦOj“ρ½ BU-N

( ί -ί) ...

625 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 21:43

(EΝE) Grandpa, I find the arguement that I should "fight for my right to party" to be spiritually unfulfilling and void of any tangible philosophical influence. Could the Beastie Boys just be making a shallow remark about their desire to live without parental restrictions?

626 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 21:55

i LƒΦ`j zzzzzzz

627 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 22:04

( EΝE) This noise, again....?

628 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 22:10

(EΝE ) What could it be...?

629 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 22:12

„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(EΝE)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺII

No. Grandpa.

630 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 00:34

(EΝEŽOEΝE) What? What?

631 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 00:58

·ΐ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺiLƒΦ`j„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ!!!!!

632 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 02:36

(ί„D߁GGί„Dί) FTW!!?!

633 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 10:59

<EΝE > You're the man who killed my grandfather's first wife! DIE!!!

634 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 11:51

i LƒΦ`j zzzzzzz

635 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 20:26

( EΝE) I suggest you GTFO, corean.

636 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 20:42

i LƒΦ`j zzzzzzz, no, stop, it hurts, naughty girl, zzzzzzzzzzz zzzz zzzzzzzzzz ahhh zzzzzzzzzz

637 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 20:48

( ί ƒŽί) But they're MY mittens! Get off of them!

638 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 20:59

<EΝE > These were stolen from my great grandmother, and I am taking them back with me !

639 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:11

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640 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:17

( EΝE) I'm keeping quiet until I can snatch 666get...

ƒ°( E„DE) WAIT OH SHI-

641 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:23

<EΝE > In >>641->>666 we will be discussing the many transgressions against the moral just kind and loved corean people and the great need for apology juice and reparationsfrom japan!

642 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 21:25

<EΝE > In BCE 6101 Corea was beginning...

643 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:01

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644 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:09

<EΝE > I have to wait before I go on; someone on ebay has put in a bid for the mittens!

645 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:11

( ; -;)

646 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 22:19

<EƒΦE > Hello! I am Corean Grandfather! I am the most loved of grandfathers...and most famous. But japanese grandfather steals all of my fame!

647 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 00:04

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648 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 06:51

( LƒΦ`)œc@(EƒΦE )
you're next clonepa

649 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 07:59

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( LƒΦ)œc@(LƒΦ ) ...

650 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 11:56

( LƒΦ)@@(LƒΦ ) Wait a second...

@@@@( LƒΦ)
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(EΝE)@ƒ~(LƒΦ )

651 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 18:09

@@(LƒΦ )
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(EΝE)œc@i MƒnLj ...

(EΝE) Darkpa?!

i MƒnLj Yes! And I would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

652 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 19:53

( ί ƒŽί) ha ha ha ha.....

( ί -ί) I want my mittens back...

653 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 20:50

@@iMƒnLj
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( ί ƒŽί)œc@Ό( )½

( ί ƒŽί) Oh there they are!

iMƒnLj Put me down!

Mitte„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺΌ( ί ƒŽί)½„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺns!!!!!

654 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 21:18

Ό<EΝE >½ They are mine!

655 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 21:45

( LƒΦ`) This place is out of control...

656 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 21:47

Ό<EΝE >½ >>655 is wearing my sweater!

657 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 22:15

<EƒΦE > Never mind that, Corean Junior; put your hand back where I had it!

658 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 22:52

(EΝE) Grandpa! What was life before... aaah. forget it. this thread can not be saved.

659 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 23:56

(EΝE) Grandpa! Tell your version of the Aristocrats joke!

660 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 00:35

( LƒΦ`) So this family comes in to see a talent agent. He says "Sorry, we don't cover family acts; they're just not popular any more." The father says "Please, just let us show you the act. We've come a long way to do this for you, and it means everything to us."
The talent agent nods and says, "Lay it on me, daddyo."
At this, the father nods to the rest of the family, and they get started.

[CENSORED]

"Wow, that's quite an act. What do you call it?"
"The Aristocrats."

661 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 00:36

( ί oί) ....!!!!!

662 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:06

>>660
i wonder what that [Censored] stands for >.<

663 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:23

664 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:37

(EΝE) It's almost time for 666GET. I'm excited!

665 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:37

(EΝE) Corean Grandpa, what was life like before Korea?

666 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 04:53

(EΝE) 666GET

667 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 06:13

( LƒΦ`) O SHI- You got ZZZzzzzz......

668 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 12:38

(EΝE) Do I get a prize now, grandpa?

669 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 12:45

( LƒΦ`) No. You son of a VIPPER.

670 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 22:10

(EΝE) Grandpa, can I spam sage [Part 3] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [SANE]?

671 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 05:39

( LƒΦ`) Go ahead.

672 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 12:50

( LƒΦ`) It's gotten awfully quite. Why, in my days, you can refresh and always find new content.

673 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 14:12

(EΝE) Grandpa, what sharp teeth you have!

674 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:07

( LƒΦ`) Please frame your insults in the form of a question.

675 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 15:42

(EΝE) Grandpa, what sharp teeth do you have?

676 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 17:11

( LƒΦ`) Just one, from a an evil pekingese that savaged my rump about 20 years ago. It bit so hard, the canine's canine became lodged, and it's still in there, making it hard to sit still for a long period of time.

677 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:04

(♥Ν♥) Grandpa, have I ever told how sexy you are?

678 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:05

i@MƒnLjYes, but I'm not your grandpa; now stop playing with my moustache!

679 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:14

(EΝE) Grandpa, I love Easter for the sole fact that it's the only time in the year I can get those Cadbudry creme eggs. How about you?

680 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:24

( LƒΦ`) When I captured by the coreans during The War they strung us up by our thumbs and fed us nothing but Cadbury Creme Eggs. So every easter it reminds zzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz

681 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:37

(EΝE) Still have narcolepsy, Grandpa?

682 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 19:55

( LƒΦ`) zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz...um... whah? Oh, I was just resting my eyes.

683 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:35

(EΝE) Grandpa, what does sex feel like?

684 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 21:08

( LƒΦ`) Ever had that feeling when after you finally pull a tooth that's been so long, but you still tongue around the gap in your mouth still wanting to wiggle the tooth that is now gone? It's sort of like that.

685 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 22:05

(EΝE) ...

686 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:50

(EΝE) You must be a virgin, Grandpa!

687 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:51

( LƒΦ`) No, wait, that's not it. Did you ever have an epileptic fit and really, really get into all the uncontrolled thrashing until you not only bit your own tongue, but your wive's tongue, your kids' tongues and your neighbors tongues? It's kind of like that but with lubricants and not so much tongue biting.

688 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 04:00

(EΝE) Can we talk about something else?

689 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:09

( LƒΦ`) No, all this sex talk is makin' me kind of hot. C'mere, Junior.

690 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 07:45

@@( LƒΦ`)
@ _ @Ώ
( EΝE)œc@iE_EBj

(EΝE) ...

·ΐ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ(EΝE)„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ„ͺ !!

691 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 18:10

(EΝE) Grandpa, come on! Big Bucks, Big Bucks, No Whammies, Big Bucks, STOP!

692 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:25

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was Grandma like?

693 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:27

( LƒΦ`) She was the daughter
of a wealthy
Florentine Pogen,
Deep in the street,
She drove a '59 Morgan

694 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 20:59

(EΝE) Grandpa, "I'm all like 'V for Vendetta' is coming out!", but my friend is all like, "Dude, time to party because it's St. Patrick's Day!" and I'm going, "Dude, fuck that immature shit! I want to go see a subversive movie based off of a comic book!" So, um, should I go see the movie alone because some people can't grow up and realize you're wasting your life by drinking beer and hitting on women?

695 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:23

( LƒΦ`) ...

( LƒΦ`) You are not my grandson.

696 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 23:03

(EΝE) Oh yeah?

(EΝE) Why do you wet your bed still, Grandpa? I stopped doing that many years ago.

697 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 23:12

@@( LƒΦ`)
@ _ @Ώ
( EΝE)œc@(EΝE)

( LƒΦ`) That's why.

698 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:47

i@MƒnLj Just passin' through.

699 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:59

(EΝE) I just finished looking through old photos of use and saw that you were only half as wrinkly as you are now.

(EΝE) So what was my first word grandpa?

700 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 01:20

( LƒΦ`) Nurupo.

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