[Part 3] ( LƒΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary] (1000)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:29 [no]

( LƒΦ`) hello kids!

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 12:33 [no]

(EΝE)

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 14:45 [no]

i@LƒΦ`jHm?

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 16:29 [no]

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104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:03 [no]

(EΝE)

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:41 [no]

i@L„D`j

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 19:42 [no]

i@LƒΦ`jMaybe on a dime.

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4526 20:37 [no]

(EΝE) We don't have that kind of money, Grandpa.

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 16:16 [no]

i@LƒΦ`jI definitely thrust vectored, though.

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:44 [no]

(EΝE) Still. no good.

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 17:57 [no]

i@LƒΦ`j 110GET

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 18:17 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! Why don't you just die.

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 18:39 [no]

i@LƒΦ`jJunior! That's not like you.

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 19:15 [no]

i@LƒΦ`jYou forgot the question mark on your question!

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 19:32 [no]

i@LƒΦ`jI can't hear well.

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 21:38 [no]

(EΝE) Can you hear me now?

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 22:10 [no]

i@LƒΦ`jNot at all, Junior.

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 22:18 [no]

(EΝE) Maybe you take DQN's ears too.

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4527 23:24 [no]

i@LƒΦ`j Maybe you go back to school and stop bothering me.

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:46 [no]

(EΝE) I graduated, then decided life sucks (just like what you decided) and I retired shortly thereafter! Now I'm just leeching off of you and my parents.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what's your favorite anime?

120 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 03:51 [no]

(@LƒΦ`jHold on, there's something stuck in my cheek.

( LƒΦ`) @œ

( LƒΦ`) That's better. Junior, have you been feeding me unko in my sleep again?

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 04:14 [no]

(EΝE) Hahaha, sucker!!

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 04:38 [no]

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123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 06:06 [no]

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124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 06:48 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Too tired to. ZZzzzzz

125 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 08:13 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, wake up! The russians are coming!

126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 13:17 [no]

( LƒΦ`) It's fine. The russians are russian your ass.

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 14:52 [no]

( EΝE) Your not making sense...
( LƒΦ`) I am too!
(EΝE ) ...
( LƒΦ`) Well,
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( LƒΦ`) Hey
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( LƒΦ`) your ass, my ass? no difference!

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:57 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you think we've been copy/pasted more then any 1000 thread by oppai oppai?

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:58 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa! How come your hands look all disgusting and full of black spots?

130 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 15:59 [no]

( LƒΦ`) oppai is a one man thread sonny.

131 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 16:41 [no]

(EΝE) I want to play "Oppai Oppai" too, Grandpa!

132 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 16:54 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Maybe when you're older.

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 17:48 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, this is DJ Junior on WDQN hosting the zany, new morning show - Junior and the Zoo Krew! We're a wacky, wild bunch who plays the "boing" sound effect to imitate a penis suddenly going erect, and sometimes we make prank calls... ON THE AIR! Aren't we the freshest and funniest act on terrestrial radio today!?

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 17:54 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I'm retired. I don't listen to the radio driving to work anymore.

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4528 18:50 [no]

( LƒΦ`) But I still drive to work. Ah, old times... sigh

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 12:44 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, how many wrinkles do you have on your body? I have, like, none!

137 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 13:04 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Only one? Heck, I have millions of them, boy. Wanna take a look them?

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 14:48 [no]

(EΝE) (.Ν:) (;Ν;) N-no thanks

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4529 20:18 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, why is emo sexy?

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 00:06 [no]

( LƒΦ`) It isn't!

141 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 13:04 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, does maturity grow as you age?

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 19:03 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Age and maturity are a state of mind, Junior. You're only as old as you feel.

( LƒΦ`) Mind you, I feel like I'm a flapper girls from 1920's Chicago doing the Lindey Hop in a Speakeasy with gangsters, but that's my business.

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4530 21:09 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch" when they sell eggs by the dozen? I mean, it's kind of hard not to count if they tell you right on the package the number of them.

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 06:02 [no]

( LƒΦ`) So you can die of bird flu.

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 12:50 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, who has the most delicious boobs in anime?

146 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 15:46 [no]

( LƒΦ`) There are no boobs in anime, junior, let alone any of the delicious variety. In fact, anime is all about bewbs.

147 Name: @ 1993-09-4531 17:16 [no]

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@@@@@@ όi LƒΦM jό ƒ For me, it's Katsuragi Misato-chan!
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148 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4531 18:24 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Though a Misumaru Yurika-san is fine too.

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:04 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, is Junior my real name?

150 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:04 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Hohoho! My dear boy, nobody's ever told you your real name?

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:04 [no]

(EΝE) What?! No, Grandpa, what is it?

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4531 22:05 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Sockpuppet W. Gangare, Junior!

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 10:50 [no]

( E[Ej My last name is Igewal, though.

( LƒΦ`) ...

( E[Ej ...I'll be going now.

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 18:12 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I want to become a professional Go player. I want to play a game against you in the hopes your fighting spirit will inspire me!

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4532 21:46 [no]

( LƒΦ`) No. Grow a REAL man's nose and play mahjong.

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 04:55 [no]

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@iEΝE) I smell!

157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 05:00 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, do you work for the Siberian Railway?

158 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 05:28 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Why do you waste my time asking such stupid questions? I don't have much longer to live!

159 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 06:05 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, can I have your moustache when you die?

160 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 06:10 [no]

( LƒΦ`) I'm donating my mustache to the Children's Aid Society when I die. However, you can have my pubes, if you'd like!

161 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 06:14 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you look at other women when you have me?

162 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 07:06 [no]

( LƒΦ`) You're not a woman, you just have vagina envy.

163 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:08 [no]

( XƒΦX) OH SHIT! HEART ATTACK! STROKE! DIEEEEEEEEEES!

164 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:09 [no]

GRANDPA IS OVER.

165 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:25 [no]

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166 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:25 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@( LƒΦ`)

167 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:26 [no]

@@@@@@@@@@( LƒΦ`)

168 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 15:26 [no]

!! ( LƒΦ`) I've been replaced! Call me..Grandpa.

169 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 16:36 [no]

(EΝE) Uh, okay.

170 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 17:12 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? It's something I ask of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.

171 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 17:17 [no]

( LƒΦ`) No, but I did meet the devil at the crossroads. He wanted to know I wanted to buy a chocolate bar for charity. I told him to fuck off.

172 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 17:47 [no]

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@@@@|~PP|@@@@ ƒ@Bless you and live well, Grandpa.
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173 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 18:34 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Hell-a loo yah.

174 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 19:32 [no]

(EΝE) Granpa, where do missing socks go?

175 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 19:40 [no]

( LƒΦ`)
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176 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 20:37 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, can I sign up?

177 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 21:04 [no]

>attractive, potential stars

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178 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4533 23:36 [no]

(EΝE) Yes?

179 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 08:12 [no]

>under 18 submission must be accompanied by a note from parent or guardian

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180 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 08:20 [no]

(EΝE) Are you saying you won't give permission?!

181 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 16:06 [no]

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182 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 16:48 [no]

(EΝE) Please...?

183 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 17:00 [no]

( LƒΦ`) No. Now go and play your cat-guitar.

184 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 23:05 [no]

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185 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4534 23:06 [no]

(EΝE) Please...?

186 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 04:57 [no]

( LƒΦ`) No, no, and I said no, so no. Do this anymore and I'm going to have to teach you a painful lesson.

187 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 05:19 [no]

( EƒΦE) I'll sponsor you, Junior.

188 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 12:50 [no]

(EΝE) But, you aren't my legal guardian. You aren't even a human.

189 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 13:57 [no]

( LƒΦ`) But junior, you are not even legal.

190 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 16:00 [no]

(E„DE) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLONE CRAP WAS ANYONE TALKING TO YOU GET THE FUCK OUT

191 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 17:40 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Go back to your own damn thread, Emojunior.

192 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4535 19:10 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, who's the deaf, dumb, and blind kid that plays a mean pinball?

193 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 03:51 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Your mom.

Ώ( LƒΦ`)Ώ Oh! What's up now, bitch?!

194 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 04:09 [no]

( EƒΦE) When did this become Jerry Springer?

195 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 06:19 [no]

(EΝE) Grandpa, I tried to fix the Wikipedia page, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga, but they blocked my IP range due to some other asshole. Are you a big fan of 'Buttsecks?'

196 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 06:24 [no]

( LƒΦiBE_Ej I'll fix it in a bit, Junior. I'm busy right now.

197 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 12:29 [no]

(EΝE) I'll just sit here and watch until you can fix it.

198 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 19:25 [no]

iBE_Ej ......

199 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4536 21:44 [no]

( LƒΦ`) Ok what was that again?

200 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4537 02:24 [no]

(EΝE) Oh, nevermind.

(EΝE) Grandpa, what was the internet like before MySpace was invented?

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