( LΦ`) hello kids!
(EΝE) Grandpa, does maturity grow as you age?
( LΦ`) Age and maturity are a state of mind, Junior. You're only as old as you feel.
( LΦ`) Mind you, I feel like I'm a flapper girls from 1920's Chicago doing the Lindey Hop in a Speakeasy with gangsters, but that's my business.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do they say "don't count your chickens before they hatch" when they sell eggs by the dozen? I mean, it's kind of hard not to count if they tell you right on the package the number of them.
( LΦ`) So you can die of bird flu.
(EΝE) Grandpa, who has the most delicious boobs in anime?
( LΦ`) There are no boobs in anime, junior, let alone any of the delicious variety. In fact, anime is all about bewbs.
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( LΦ`) Though a Misumaru Yurika-san is fine too.
(EΝE) Grandpa, is Junior my real name?
( LΦ`) Hohoho! My dear boy, nobody's ever told you your real name?
(EΝE) What?! No, Grandpa, what is it?
( LΦ`) Sockpuppet W. Gangare, Junior!
( E[Ej My last name is Igewal, though.
( LΦ`) ...
( E[Ej ...I'll be going now.
(EΝE) Grandpa, I want to become a professional Go player. I want to play a game against you in the hopes your fighting spirit will inspire me!
( LΦ`) No. Grow a REAL man's nose and play mahjong.
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(EΝE) Grandpa, do you work for the Siberian Railway?
( LΦ`) Why do you waste my time asking such stupid questions? I don't have much longer to live!
(EΝE) Grandpa, can I have your moustache when you die?
( LΦ`) I'm donating my mustache to the Children's Aid Society when I die. However, you can have my pubes, if you'd like!
(EΝE) Grandpa, why do you look at other women when you have me?
( LΦ`) You're not a woman, you just have vagina envy.
( XΦX) OH SHIT! HEART ATTACK! STROKE! DIEEEEEEEEEES!
GRANDPA IS OVER.
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!! ( LΦ`) I've been replaced! Call me..Grandpa.
(EΝE) Uh, okay.
(EΝE) Grandpa, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? It's something I ask of all my prey. I just like the sound of it.
( LΦ`) No, but I did meet the devil at the crossroads. He wanted to know I wanted to buy a chocolate bar for charity. I told him to fuck off.
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( LΦ`) Hell-a loo yah.
(EΝE) Granpa, where do missing socks go?
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(EΝE) Grandpa, can I sign up?
>attractive, potential stars
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(EΝE) Yes?
>under 18 submission must be accompanied by a note from parent or guardian
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(EΝE) Are you saying you won't give permission?!
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(EΝE) Please...?
( LΦ`) No. Now go and play your cat-guitar.
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(EΝE) Please...?
( LΦ`) No, no, and I said no, so no. Do this anymore and I'm going to have to teach you a painful lesson.
( EΦE) I'll sponsor you, Junior.
(EΝE) But, you aren't my legal guardian. You aren't even a human.
( LΦ`) But junior, you are not even legal.
(EDE) SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CLONE CRAP WAS ANYONE TALKING TO YOU GET THE FUCK OUT
( LΦ`) Go back to your own damn thread, Emojunior.
(EΝE) Grandpa, who's the deaf, dumb, and blind kid that plays a mean pinball?
( LΦ`) Your mom.
Ώ( LΦ`)Ώ Oh! What's up now, bitch?!
( EΦE) When did this become Jerry Springer?
(EΝE) Grandpa, I tried to fix the Wikipedia page, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manga, but they blocked my IP range due to some other asshole. Are you a big fan of 'Buttsecks?'
( LΦiBE_Ej I'll fix it in a bit, Junior. I'm busy right now.
(EΝE) I'll just sit here and watch until you can fix it.
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( LΦ`) Ok what was that again?
(EΝE) Oh, nevermind.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what was the internet like before MySpace was invented?
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( LΦ`) What's MySpace? Is it like goatse.cx?
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( LΦ`) Finally.
(EΝE) Grandpa, aren't you glad that the House of York won the War of the Roses? Those Lancaster punks didn't stand a chance!
( LΦ`) SHUT THE FUCK UP WAS ANY... oh. sorry...
(EΝE;) Geez, Grandpa. Eats some prunes and maybe you won't be so cranky!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, may I ask for whom the bell tolls?
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(EΝE) Well, this is it. Ground zero. Anything you'd like to say?
Grandpa, I would like to apologize to you. I know I have wronged you in the past (as I see you've told Junior), After our parting, I was forced into slavery to obtain the strawberry rice cakes I so desire. It was then that I learned what a horrible place this world truly is. I'm glad that I was able to do this befoζζζζ
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(EΝE) A part of me has just died.
(EΝE) Well, anyway. What kind of music do you listen to, Grandpa? Or have listened to in the past?
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(EΝE) Okay Grandpa, it's my turn now
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(EΝE) Get a room, you two!
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( LΦ`) And so I told the guy "Dagnabbit, git the hell off mah property!"
(EΝE) Ahaha! You're so cool, Grandpa!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, why is it that man cannot live on bread alone? I think bread is pretty tasty, and you can't have a good sandwich without bread.
( LΦ`) Junior, if you try to live on bread alone, you'll get terrible constipation.
( ;LΦ`) Ask me how I know.
(EΝE) How do you know, Grandpa?
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(EΝE) Haha! I finally outsmarted Grandpa!