( ´ω`) hello kids!
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(⌒o⌒)━━━━━━!!!!!
ヲホホホ━━━━━━(⌒o⌒)━━━━━━!!!!!
ｷﾀ━━━━━━(・∀・)━-
(・∀・) Wait, I think I need to do something about this.
(⌒o⌒) Let's play!
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・) So, um, do you read Eyeshield 21, Laughing-face-rat person?
(⌒o⌒) ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・) Football hurts too much. But we can play some Dorabase, if you like.
(⌒o⌒) WHAT
(⌒o⌒) I SEEEEEEEED!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!
tackle
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・; ) Just what did he see in her, anyway...
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh. I will get you all. Woh hoh hoh hoh.
(・∀・) Grandpa, kill it for me!
( ´ω`) Fine.
( ´ω`)つ* snap
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh-
(⌒∵∴∵ oh-
∵∴∵∴
( ´ω`) Tanasinn.
(・∀・) Sugoi sugoi Grandpa-chan! When did you learn how to use tanasinn?
〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
。
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＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･∀･） Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ You were controlling something called "tanasinn"
／ └-(＿＿＿_／ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
( ´ω`) I...
( ´ω`) In the end, we'll all become...
( ⌒ω⌒) Rats.
〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
。
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＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･∀･） Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ First I dreamt that you were controlling something called "tanasinn."
／ └-(＿＿＿_／ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ But then you became a rat!
∧∧
(( ( ⌒ω⌒) )) What was that Junior? I'm busy.
(( // ､) ､)∩))
((〜（（≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
し'`Jし'ゝつ⌒o⌒)っ )) Woh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
∧∧
（ ﾟДﾟ） Grandpa, who the hell is that?
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
( ⌒Д⌒) ?!
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
( ´ω`) I was just kidding. Stop taking everything I say so seriously.
( oωo)
〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
。
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＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･∀･） Grandpa! I...
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ ....eh, fuck it.
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh! Wake up wake up wake up! It's time to plaaaaay! Woh hoh hoh hoh
∧∧
（ ･∀･）
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･∀･）
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･∀･）
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･∀･） Exercise is good for us.
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ⌒o⌒）
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does American Idol have so many effeminate men auditioning?
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ´ω`） That's just our style, junior.
_＿| ⊃／(＿＿
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
(・∀・) I could audition for American Idol! I'm sure I could be the number 1 star with the multi-platinum hit single, All Alone for Christmas (as usual)! What do you think, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) 'Make your money quick and get out quick.' That's what they always say.
( ;´ω`) But then again, the places I made my money in were pretty shady.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Don't you think this board has become kind of... lame?
( ´ω`) No, not really. Why do you ask?
(・∀・) !
(・∀・) YOU asked ME a question in your own thread! now isn't that a bad sign?
( ´ω`) I can't read minds.
( ´ω`) Or so I say.
(・∀・) Grandpa... I'll finish this saga by asking a question...
ドン━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━ｯ!!
"What's your name... your name... ur name.. name...me..."
((( ´ω`)))
( ´ω`) Anyway, now I'm going to have to kill you.
( ´ω`) Your dreams of tanasinn are dangerous to the seal. I can't afford to play around like this any longer.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is your stand on abortion?
*( ´ω`)
(・∀・)*
( ´ω`) I think abortion should be ...
( ´ω`) ...
( ∴ω`∴∵
(∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵tanasinn
(・∀・) Granpa!!!
(∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ It seems I was too late... the world's destruction is at hand!
( ´ω`) Just kidding, now go get me some fried bologna.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what juicy gossip do you have for the hungry public aching for some trashy rumors about celebrities?
( ´ω`) The Olsen twins are actually men.
( ´ω`)
(・∀・)
（･八･）
(⌒o⌒)
（ ｀ハ´）
（ ｀ハ´）
（ ｀ハ´）
（ ｀ハ´）_(I don't look like it, but I'm planning my next move)_
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever eaten frozen raw ground beef?
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh. Oh dear junior. I don't know but I ate him.
(・∀・) Oh, okay. I probably would've asked you, but you probably have, and you probably liked it...
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。
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＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･∀･）
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･∀･）
THE REALIZATION!!!!!
CHAPTER 1
Junior goes to high school 2nd year. He has trouble waking up but his childhood friend fiancee manages to make him attend the morning classes.
scene 1
（。・_・） G-good morning Junior-kun...
(・∀・) Ah, Good Morning, Fiancee! I think I know a quicker way to school. I found it on MapQuest last night.
(・∀・) Now to just find this "Mordor" place. It should just be around the corner and then it's just a few minutes to school! No more tardy slips!
（。・_・） HAI!
junior and fiancee takes the shortcut
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh. Why have you come here? This is not a place for children!
（⌒o⌒）Woh hoh hoh. Zakenna, take care of those two!
（ ｀w´）Zakenna-!!
( ´ω`) Stop!
(・∀・) （。・_・） （⌒o⌒） Grandpa! What are you doing here?
(・∀・) Are you following me to school still?
( ´ω`)Hang on, Junior, I've got to deal with Zakenna here!
（ ｀w´）Zakenna-!? HAAAAAAAAAAA
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（。・_・）This looks bad.
( OωO) 『ロードローラー』だッ！!!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is this place?
( ´ω`) The forbidden garden of DQN, you dumb shit.
(＾ω＾) The forbidden garden of DQNVIPｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ
(・∀・) wwwwwwwwwwww
( ´ω`) wwwwwwwwwwww
(・∀・) Grandpa, my second attempt at writing something is failing and you aren't helping me at all!
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ブーン
( ´ω`) Well, in my day...
（。;;・_・;）Grandpa, I'm pregnant with your child.
∧∧
(( (´ω`) )) <what, so soon?
(( // ､) ､)∩))
((〜（（≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
し'`Jし'ゝつ;;・_・;)っ ))
( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with your child.
..∧∧
(( ( ´ω`) ))
(( // ､) ､)∩))
((〜（（≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
し'Jし'ゝつ;;´ω)っ ))
( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with my own child.
(・A・)
( ´ω`) Junior, you're pregnant with everyone's child!
( ´ω`) running gags are so fun...
(・A・) No Grandpa! No!
(・A・)
( ´ω`) Nurupo
(・A・) Grandpa, I just don't get this VIP stuff!
( ´ω`) The VIPPERs are taking over! Junior! We must take refuge and come up with a victorious battle plan!
J( 'ｰ`)し
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「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」「vipから来ますた」
( `ω´) It's over, lady! LEAVE ME ALONE!
( ´ω`) Ka
( ´ω`) Mi
( ´ω`) CHU
(・∀・) chu~
locked.
( ´ω`) don't lie to the people, >>433
（ ｀ハ´） Perfect! The japanese are all gathered in one place! We can destroy them now!
GAY
( ´ω`) I thought you turned to the side of good! Well, I won't be allowing this either way.
∩ ∩
_ ∩ (⌒ ) ( ⌒) ∩ _
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/ / / / ＼ ヽ / /＼ ヽ_／ ／
揚げるぞー
まあ全部俺の自作自演ってやつなんだけどな。
∧_∧
∧__∧ （´<_｀ ） 流石だな兄者
（ ´_ゝ`） / ⌒i
＿(__つ/￣￣￣//￣￣￣//￣￣￣//￣￣￣//￣￣￣/
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＼/＿＿＿//＿＿＿//＿＿＿//＿＿＿//＿＿＿/ ＿_
└───┴───┴───┴───┴──┼ｺ |
￣~
さて・・・・ ﾌｧｻｧ
∧＿∧
（ ・∀・） ）)
/つ（￣｀ヽO_ノ⌒ヽ
ノ ） ＼ ）)
(__丿＼ヽ :: ノ:::: ）
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俺はもう寝るぞ。お前らも夜更かしするなよ
∧＿∧
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/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜､
(￣⊂人 //⌒ ﾉ ヽ）
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