( ´ω`) hello kids!
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh. I will get you all. Woh hoh hoh hoh.
(・∀・) Grandpa, kill it for me!
( ´ω`) Fine.
( ´ω`)つ* snap
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh-
(⌒∵∴∵ oh-
∵∴∵∴
( ´ω`) Tanasinn.
(・∀・) Sugoi sugoi Grandpa-chan! When did you learn how to use tanasinn?
〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
。
゚
<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧∧
( ・∀・) Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
_| ⊃/(___ You were controlling something called "tanasinn"
/ └-(____/ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
( ´ω`) I...
( ´ω`) In the end, we'll all become...
( ⌒ω⌒) Rats.
〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
。
゚
<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧∧
( ・∀・) Grandpa! I just had this weird dream!
_| ⊃/(___ First I dreamt that you were controlling something called "tanasinn."
/ └-(____/ And then things stopped making sense. The rat thing died.
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ But then you became a rat!
∧∧
(( ( ⌒ω⌒) )) What was that Junior? I'm busy.
(( // 、) 、)∩))
((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
し'`Jし'ゝつ⌒o⌒)っ )) Woh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
∧∧
( ゚Д゚) Grandpa, who the hell is that?
_| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
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( ⌒Д⌒) ?!
_| ⊃/(___
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ´ω`) I was just kidding. Stop taking everything I say so seriously.
( oωo)
〜〜〜〜〜○〜〜〜〜〜〜〜〜
。
゚
<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧∧
( ・∀・) Grandpa! I...
_| ⊃/(___ ....eh, fuck it.
/ └-(____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh! Wake up wake up wake up! It's time to plaaaaay! Woh hoh hoh hoh
∧∧
( ・∀・)
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/ └-(____/
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<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
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( ・∀・)
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<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
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( ・∀・)
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<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
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( ・∀・) Exercise is good for us.
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( ⌒o⌒)
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<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
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(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh hoh
(・∀・) Grandpa, why does American Idol have so many effeminate men auditioning?
<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧∧
( ´ω`) That's just our style, junior.
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(・∀・) I could audition for American Idol! I'm sure I could be the number 1 star with the multi-platinum hit single, All Alone for Christmas (as usual)! What do you think, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) 'Make your money quick and get out quick.' That's what they always say.
( ;´ω`) But then again, the places I made my money in were pretty shady.
(・∀・) Grandpa! Don't you think this board has become kind of... lame?
( ´ω`) No, not really. Why do you ask?
(・∀・) !
(・∀・) YOU asked ME a question in your own thread! now isn't that a bad sign?
( ´ω`) I can't read minds.
( ´ω`) Or so I say.
(・∀・) Grandpa... I'll finish this saga by asking a question...
ドン━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━ッ!!
"What's your name... your name... ur name.. name...me..."
((( ´ω`)))
( ´ω`) Anyway, now I'm going to have to kill you.
( ´ω`) Your dreams of tanasinn are dangerous to the seal. I can't afford to play around like this any longer.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is your stand on abortion?
*( ´ω`)
(・∀・)*
( ´ω`) I think abortion should be ...
( ´ω`) ...
( ∴ω`∴∵
(∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵tanasinn
(・∀・) Granpa!!!
(∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵ It seems I was too late... the world's destruction is at hand!
( ´ω`) Just kidding, now go get me some fried bologna.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what juicy gossip do you have for the hungry public aching for some trashy rumors about celebrities?
( ´ω`) The Olsen twins are actually men.
( ´ω`)
(・∀・)
(・八・)
(⌒o⌒)
( `ハ´)
( `ハ´)
( `ハ´)
( `ハ´)_(I don't look like it, but I'm planning my next move)_
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever eaten frozen raw ground beef?
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh. Oh dear junior. I don't know but I ate him.
(・∀・) Oh, okay. I probably would've asked you, but you probably have, and you probably liked it...
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。
゚
<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
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( ・∀・)
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( ・∀・)
THE REALIZATION!!!!!
CHAPTER 1
Junior goes to high school 2nd year. He has trouble waking up but his childhood friend fiancee manages to make him attend the morning classes.
scene 1
(。・_・) G-good morning Junior-kun...
(・∀・) Ah, Good Morning, Fiancee! I think I know a quicker way to school. I found it on MapQuest last night.
(・∀・) Now to just find this "Mordor" place. It should just be around the corner and then it's just a few minutes to school! No more tardy slips!
(。・_・) HAI!
junior and fiancee takes the shortcut
(⌒o⌒) Woh hoh hoh. Why have you come here? This is not a place for children!
(⌒o⌒)Woh hoh hoh. Zakenna, take care of those two!
( `w´)Zakenna-!!
( ´ω`) Stop!
(・∀・) (。・_・) (⌒o⌒) Grandpa! What are you doing here?
(・∀・) Are you following me to school still?
( ´ω`)Hang on, Junior, I've got to deal with Zakenna here!
( `w´)Zakenna-!? HAAAAAAAAAAA
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( OωO) 『ロードローラー』だッ!!!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, just what is this place?
( ´ω`) The forbidden garden of DQN, you dumb shit.
(^ω^) The forbidden garden of DQNVIPwwwwwww
(・∀・) wwwwwwwwwwww
( ´ω`) wwwwwwwwwwww
(・∀・) Grandpa, my second attempt at writing something is failing and you aren't helping me at all!
⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃ブーン
( ´ω`) Well, in my day...
(。;;・_・;)Grandpa, I'm pregnant with your child.
∧∧
(( (´ω`) )) <what, so soon?
(( // 、) 、)∩))
((〜((≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ ))
し'`Jし'ゝつ;;・_・;)っ ))
( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with your child.
..∧∧
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( ´ω`) Junior, I'm pregnant with my own child.
(・A・)
( ´ω`) Junior, you're pregnant with everyone's child!
( ´ω`) running gags are so fun...
(・A・) No Grandpa! No!
(・A・)
( ´ω`) Nurupo
(・A・) Grandpa, I just don't get this VIP stuff!
( ´ω`) The VIPPERs are taking over! Junior! We must take refuge and come up with a victorious battle plan!
J( 'ー`)し
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( `ω´) It's over, lady! LEAVE ME ALONE!
( ´ω`) Ka
( ´ω`) Mi
( ´ω`) CHU
(・∀・) chu~
locked.
( ´ω`) don't lie to the people, >>433
( `ハ´) Perfect! The japanese are all gathered in one place! We can destroy them now!
GAY
( ´ω`) I thought you turned to the side of good! Well, I won't be allowing this either way.
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揚げるぞー
まあ全部俺の自作自演ってやつなんだけどな。
∧_∧
∧__∧ (´<_` ) 流石だな兄者
( ´_ゝ`) / ⌒i
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さて・・・・ ファサァ
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俺はもう寝るぞ。お前らも夜更かしするなよ
∧_∧
( ・∀・ )
/ ノ⌒⌒⌒`〜、
( ̄⊂人 //⌒ ノ ヽ)
⊂ニニニニニニニニニニニニニニ⊃
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。
゚
<⌒/ヽ-、___
/<_/____/
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( ・∀・) Grandpa! I--
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(^ω^)Gizamoerusu
WTH is this?
(・∀・) Grandpa, what do you think of >>443 ? He seems quite dense to me.
∧_∧
_( ´ω`)Shut up already!
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(・∀・) I'm going to file your fucking ass for child abuse, Grandpa!!
(^Д^)プギャー
( ´ω`) Whatever. Help me get rid of these damn VIPPERS, why don't you?
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(・A・) Do you think that will make them leave?