( ´ω`) So this family comes in to see a talent agent. He says "Sorry, we don't cover family acts; they're just not popular any more." The father says "Please, just let us show you the act. We've come a long way to do this for you, and it means everything to us."
The talent agent nods and says, "Lay it on me, daddyo."
At this, the father nods to the rest of the family, and they get started.

[CENSORED]

"Wow, that's quite an act. What do you call it?"
"The Aristocrats."