( ´ω`) hello kids!

(・∀・) LFG Ragefire Chasm, priest plz

(・∀・) You're not so legendary, Grandpa! You're just old! Old people can't do anything legendary!

( ´ω`) I think >>1-741 was pretty legendary, with the exception of the posts not made by myself.

(・∀・) Grandpa, you've lived a long, interesting life. Can you tell me the most important thing you've learned so I can pass it on to future generations?

(・∀・)
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・) Grandpa?

( ´ω`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

(・∀・) This is the 3rd thread! Why won't you die?!

( ´ω`) Did you... just notice?

( ´ω`) zzZZZZzzZZzzzzZZZZzzzzzzZZzzZZZZzzzz...

(・∀・) But no srsly, what is the wisdom you've distilled from your years on earth?

( ´ω`) Well, no fat chicks is one of em.

( ´ω`) One of very many, might I add.

(・∀・) Many fat chicks?

( ´ω`) Too many to count, sadly.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why do guys spend so much money on getting their date to the high school prom when all they really want to do is have sex with them and dump them once they get to college?

( ´ω`) Cause the cheaper they are the fatter they are.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how do you keep fit?

( ´ω`) Willpower and a diet consisting of cookies, cake and icecream.

( ´ヮ`) ...and MITTENS!

(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm a guy and I have this crush on this other guy...we see each other every day at our high school but never talk...I'd really like to be with him and I have sexual fantasies about him (masturbate in bed etc) but the problem is I don't know if he's gay. How can I find out? My gaydar says nothing.

He's pretty hot btw.

( ´ω`) Vaginas feel better then a guy's hairy asshole, Junior. That's all I can say.

( ´ω`) Speaking of poon, what the hell happened to that girl you were seeing? I hope to god you haven't decided to go down the "pound me in the ass" faggot road.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) My name is MITTENS, and I'm going to have to agree that it's a toss-up between vagina or a nice mitten. I think mittens win, just by a little though <3

( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ oﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) YEAH MITTENS!

Σ( ´ω`;)

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) By the way, we're just friends!!

（。・_・） ( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

（。・_・） Σ(ﾟヮ ﾟ )!

（。;・_・）(ﾟヮ ﾟ ) BRB!

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is life like on the moon?

( ´ω`) It's exactly like living in Amarillo, TX, Junior. Hot all day, bitter cold all night, and there's nothing at all to do ever.

>>761 just won the "idiot homophobe of the day" prize.

(・∀・) Maybe his opinion is based on experience, you ever stop to consider that, >>768??

>>768
( ´ω`) Hey now, this is DQN here, not SensitivityTrainingAnonymous

(・∀・) Sorry, Grandpa. I just had one of my spells of Righteous Indignation. It'll pass. It always does.

(・∀・) Grandpa... what was the moon like before the internet?

( ´ω`) Cheezy.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I swear to God that there's a big ol' bug crawling on your shoulder! I'm so serious! Look!

ж( ´ω`) Where?

( ´ω`) What?

( ´ω`)ж Who?

(・∀・) It's on your head now.

ж∵
( ´ω`)

　　 ─∧＿∧ Got it!
　三　（　・∀・）∩ 　　
　三　ヽ、つ　　ﾉ.从／＿∧ ∩yeowch!
　　ニ　 ヽ (⌒ ） 　　 て｀ω´）ﾉ
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(´ﾟωﾟ`) braaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn

(・∀・) umm... oops.

(・∀・) Raisin Bran? Sorry, ran out years ago, Grandpa. Haven't you noticed I've lost about 30 pounds?

(・∀・)
　 () I'm skinny!

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　　　／　 ﾟ∀ﾟ ＼　＜Haven't you noticed I lost 100 pounds?
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(´ﾟωﾟ`) All Braaannnn
　　　　　　　　　　　　
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　　　　　　　　　　　(・∀・;) Grandpa! Snap out of it!

( ´ω`) Junior, once in a while you need to expand your mind, even if it's to gigantic proportions.

( ´ω`) But by no means should you ever even think about opening it.

(・∀・) Why not, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) An open mind allows for changing opinions. On the internet, this is the equivalent of a death sentence.

(・∀・) Intellectual honesty demands that I solicite other's opinions, and accept that mine might not be the alpha and the omega. Haven't you ever changed your mind on a subject you felt important, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Once. After Grandma and I decided to not abort your mother.

(・∀・) But Grandpa, I thought abortions were illegal back then!

( ´ω`) Back then, abortions were strictly of the 'strangle the baby while the doctor's back is turned' kind.

(・∀・) Wait, abort my mother? I thought that dad was your son...?

(・∀・) ...

(・∀・) OHSHI-

( ´ω`)
( XD) !!

( ´ω`) They might be related.

( ´ω`) Yeah sonny, 4-ch is getting shittier and shittier.

( ´ω`) I'm leaving and never coming back because this site is not the same anymore.

(・∀・) Nobody needs you anyway, Grandpa! You stink!

( ´ω`) Hello, I am Grandpa's friend, Sogeking.

(・∀・)

(・∀・) Will you teach me and answer my questions? What I'm asking is... will you be my new Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Yes, only when I do the grandpa thing it will be much cooler.

( ´ω`) Just call me Grandpa Hammerpants

( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...what's that smell?
( ﾟ-ﾟ) sniff
(・∀・) mroe liek Grandpa Poopypants amirite?

( ´ω`) We should finish this grandpa saga with some big philosophical section.

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　　　　　　　　　　　　　(ﾟДﾟ；):.　_　＜　Ah! It was all a dream!
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( ´ω`) Dream? I have a dream. that one day, this nation will rise up...

( ´ω`) ...That is all.

(・∀・) But grandpa, this nation already has risen up.

( ´ω`) Viagra: making our nation stand proud

( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ-ﾟ) ...

( ´ω`) VIAGRA!

(・∀・) By the way, grandpa, I heard lesbians can raise it up without viagra. Is this true?

( ´ω`) Not for me, junior. I need a little more, if you know what I mean.

( ´ω`) Enough of that... Now we should start the Eva-like ending for this thread.

(・∀・) I am here but why?

( ´ω`) Mother? Is that you?

( ( (・-・) ) )

Down is down, and up is up. Without down and up there is nothing....
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( ´ω`) cut to rei ayanami's giand forehead that is a vagina

(・∀・) I am here but why?

( ´ω`)'s in His Heaven, All's Right With the World

(・∀・)

I am here.

here

where is

here.

( ´ω`) This is getting silly.

(・ω・) Can you guys really keep this for 173 more posts?

(;∀;) FATHER!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME FATHER!? I HATE YOU!!

( ´ω`) Oh great, the emo-Shinji shit again..

(;Д;) mustn't run away mustn't run away mustn't run away

( ・ー・） Go home!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!
( ﾟ oﾟ).
( ﾟ -ﾟ)...

( ﾟ -ﾟ) You deny the fact because you wish to deny that facet of your existance.

Understanding of oneself requires one to explore the understanding of others about oneself.

(;Д;) WHY! WHY do i have to post here! What is the point??

( ﾟ ヮﾟ)!!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I have solved the hedgehog's dilemma!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Just put this here, and...

ｷﾀ━━━━━━⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃⊂(;Д;)⊃━━━━━━ !!

⊂( ﾟ ヮﾟ)⊃ Not only do mittens prevent poking, but they also add even more warmth! Buy now~!

(;Д;) Why am I crying?
(´ω`) ...
(;Д;) Grandpa!
(;Д;) Please don't stop being my grandpa!!
(;Д;) GRAANDPAAAAA!!!!!

Meanwhile

( ・ー・）...Fiancee!

（。・_・）...Junior-kun is calling me...

(´ω`) Grandpa instrumentality project is going well.

( ´ω`) Just who am I supposed to be here, anyway?

( ´´´´ω`) Okay, I'll be Adam.

(・∀・) And I'll be Steve.

(・∀・) Wait... what were we doing again?

(・∀・) Oh, right, I ask questions and you answer?

( ´ω`) Sure, Junior. What would you like to know?