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>>250 tried to trick a goat into consummating their relation, even though he'd been happily wedded to a duck for twenty years.
>>251 did a bunch of drugs, but thinks that's all right
>>254 stole a dildo from his mother and knows exactly where he put it.
>>259 dropped out of school at the age of ten, 'cause all the teachers tried to player hate on him
>>260 hates the player, not the game.
>>263 has friends, that are too polite, to ask him to shower
>>264 doesn't have any friends at all, polite or impolite.
>>268 is the guy who keeps posting ">>xxx is a Panda"
>>270 is a rampaging shitcock who wouldn't know a good insult if it bit him in the ass.
>>271 was bitten in the ass by a good insult and knew it.
>>276 can't separate operating systems from sexuality
>>277 was the one who originally spelled Microsoft with the dollar sign.
>>279 still thinks it's cool to spell it as "Windoze"
>>280 thinks the 'mac Flurry' is hybrid technology from Apple and the golden arch
>>281 thinks that Microsoft is actually highly advanced, and have created top-secret alternatives to everything, including eating.
>>285 can only ever make jokes about his dick, because let's face it, nothing is more ridiculous.
>>287 put his lucky rock in his shorts before butt-dropping onto the concrete.
which is very sensible. >>288 actually did a butt-dropping in quick-drying concrete without shorts on... incidentally this happened just before >>288 and his dick, as well as plenty of redundant skin, parted ways forever. That is also the moment that the exclamation 'RRRIiiip-YAAAAAAARRGGh!!!' was first heard.
>>291 has ADD and will get bored in 5 seconds if there are no explosions on a screen nearby
>>292 is boring
>>295 still uses Red Hat Linux 6.4
>>302 is pretty damned slow when you come to think about it.
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>>307 didn't get the 1,000th post in the Squeeks thread.
>>307 ruined the 1,000th post in the Squeeks thread.
310 idem
>>312 is a frequent contributor to simple english wikipedia.
>>313 worships Richard Stallman
>>317 didn't know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother, his name was Ballos.
>>318 did not use a [SPOILER ALERT]
>>319 is still recovering from SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!
>>320 WHAT?!?#?!?@?$? DUMBLEDORE DIES?!?!??#?! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>321 That old fag has had one foot in the grave since book two. Snape did him a favor by feeding him to the man-eating wallaby.
>>322 reads Harry Potter books
>>323 only reads unique, original and VERY MANLY AND EXCITING Tom Clancy bestsellers
I like >>325 as much as the next guy but its now turned into the FF7 of chans. No offense but these "POAST MOAR >>325 WALLPAPURS PLXKTHNXBAI!!11!1!1" threads are really getting annoying. It was great last year when there were a bunch of vectors made(ZOMG Original Content!) but now the only things left are constant reposts and low quality-low resolution rehashes. And for those that are going to reply with "GTFO trollfag!" I am not trolling out of hate; just out of frustration for the continuos repetition of the material posted.
Only stupid people reply to a thread "FUCK THIS SHIT! SAGE!" because they are expressing their hatred and thus provoking the OP into doing the very thing they hate like posting furry images, CP, the occasional "FF7 is better than FF6" comment, of >>325 reposts(this thread).
As usual, nobody knows what on Earth >>326 is ranting about.
what a very very witty and original post that was!
>>329 wouldn't even help his own grandmother reference an earlier post.
>>330 doesn't think his grandmother could handle FreeBSD, so he gave her a Mac instead.
>>331 doesn't even know that macs are just running FreeBSD with the proprietary Aqua window manager!
Nobody cares if >>334 is here or not, but can't help notice the smell.
>>336 has no sense of smell and has to taste everything instead
>>342 thinks he belongs to an elevated class of humanity. But really, he's just walking on his toes.
>>345 uses public transportation, but makes excuses in order to weasel out of paying full fare. What, is a dollar-fifty REALLY too much to ask!?
>>346's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.