Well?
>>150 applied for the job but was rejected, several times, for bad diaper-waist coordination. It goes on the baby, you runt!!! - not on your own hairy ass!
>>151 was rejected from walmart
>>152 didn't know where to place the hamburger in mcdonalds' employee exam
>>153 sang "Ding Fries Are Done" all through the exam.
Nobody knows what >>154 is talking about. Not a new experience for him
>>155 discovered http://americanangst.com/dingfries.html about 800 years after everyone else had seen it and then emailed it to everyone in his Outlook contacts folder.
>>159 is destined to die alone and friendless. Probably out in the desert somewhere.
>>160 will be shot in the back by people he thinks are his friends.
>>163 thinks that a 286 is teh most advanced computer to date
Plays the Phillips CD-i
>>167 double-posts.
>>171 has got his hashpipe.
>>172 has his dickcheese
>>177 ruins the joke for everyone because he always expects the Spanish Inquisition.
>>178 has been repeating that fucking spanish inquisition joke for the last 35 fucking years
>>179 quotes Hitch Hiker's Guide every chance he gets, and then he laughs at his own quote so everyone will know how funny he is.
Reading >>180's post is alot like being drunk.
Sucks his own p3n0r after he has sex with a girl shitting diarrhea during the love-making
>>183 censors himself even in private.
>>185 makes jokes nobody understands, and embarrases all his friends.
>>186 is really the only one who doesn't understand the jokes
>>191-192 uses a shitty browser that double posts on 4-ch and is also a jisaku jien
>>193 can't appreciate posting in a legendary thread.
Kage Musha!
>>197 eats food that could be better served to a useful person.
>>201 fowards e-mails about Columbine students years after they're dead.
>>202 forwards those very e-mails to the dead Columbine students.
Also, >>203 is a Columbine bully.
>>211 doesn't know it, but his hands are cheating on him with a 46 year old hairy fatass
>>212 has never been cheated on because he's doomed to a single life forever.
>>218 does, too.
>>219 stole my sentences, God damn it. And I want them back, NOW.
>>221 didn't make any sense
>>222 got the wrong damn sentences, and the wrong damn trousers.
>>226 got so carried away insulting people, he forgot all about the one person who mattered the most.
>>230 is a feminist democrat.
>>234's mommas so ugly she gots to put a bag over yo haid in case de bag ovah her haid breaks
>>236 still thinks Stormtroopers were originally from Star Wars.
>>238 still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, and Hard Gay!
>>240 believes in God, the grownups' version of Santa Claus.
>>241 believes his smug atheism makes him smarter, but it really just makes him insufferable.
>>242 is actually taking that atheist serious. A concept surpassing understanding can neither be unconditionally accepted, nor comletely refused. But just so you both know, atheism is a dumber belief than most others. Hard Gay! Hard Gay! Hard Gay! and the easterbunny!
>>243 is still sitting in a pumpkin patch, waiting for the
Great Pumpkin to appear.
>>246's fetish is pumpkin-scented feet.
I hope your nose will bite you