ITT we insult the poster above us [PART III] (999)

1 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4591 07:30

Well?

50 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 17:18

>>50 is a dancing fool, only without the 'dancing'.

51 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 19:53

>>50 is the kind to throw stones in a glass house

52 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 19:59

>>51 has lost the will to live, but keeps on living anyway.

53 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4595 21:12

>>52 fills a much needed gap.

54 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 08:13

>>53
Can not fill in any kind of void, for he is a void in himself.

55 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 12:30

>>54 couldn't even fill one of those little paper cups the dentists give you when its rinsing time.

56 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 16:49

the dentist never asks >>55 to rinse. only to shower

57 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 16:52

>>57 loves it when he dentist gives him a "root canal."

58 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 17:27

>>56 is a Panda

59 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 19:12

>>58 Can't count

>>57 mistook this for another thread.

>>59 sucks ass and fails at this thread too.

60 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4596 23:27

>>59 thinks and doesn't feel. he cannot be tansinn

61 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 15:06

>>60 doesn't think or feel, making him a panda.

62 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4597 15:41

>>60 doesn't Pa Pa Panda!

63 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 12:00

>>62 has trained his rectum to securely hold six bar of atmospheric pressure

64 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 18:02

>>63 has posted personal ads on Yahoo.

65 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 18:11

>>64 has answered every personal ad on Yahoo and still not gotten laid.

66 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4598 18:41

>>65 uses the bulk profile uploader on Google Romance

67 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 00:56

68 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 04:48

>>67 doesn't know the difference between an insult and a generous compliment. Eat mud, you braindead donkeyass!

69 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 06:56

>>68 trusts wikipedia to provide information

70 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 11:28

>>69 Forgot to include "accurate" before the word "information"

71 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 11:59

>>70 "uses" a "lot" of "quotes".

72 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 13:45

>>71 is a product of the American educational system, and has to use Spellcheck on every single fucking word he writes.

73 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 14:26

>>72 is a product of the Squeeks educational system

74 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 19:19

>>73 loves his Dragonball hentai!

75 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 22:08

>>74 loves his all-American Squeeks hentai!

76 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 22:19

>>75 is a third rate hentai artist

77 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 22:24

>>76 is an American hentai artist

78 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4599 23:24

>>77 masturbates to american hentai.

79 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 04:12

>>78 is Serenity

80 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 04:26

>>80 killed Wash

81 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 08:31

>>80 washed the stampede

82 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 20:14

>>81 killed Mr. Universe in the movie.

83 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 22:05

>>82 dry-humped Mr. Universe's love doll right next to his cold dead corpse.

84 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4600 22:25

>>83 fapped while watching >>82, and wished he was that corpse!

85 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 02:27

>>84 killed the thread with a crappy insult.

86 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 07:29

>>85 DID IT
>>85 KILLED THE MAGIC

87 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 12:36

>>86 likes to dwell on trivial details.

88 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 16:34

>>87 is a trivial detail

89 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 21:02

>>88 bought a 'family pack' of condoms and then wondered why it was empty

90 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 21:06

>>89 is an odd number

91 Name: Cyber Okama : 1993-09-4601 21:47

>>90 has an odd member (meaning PENIS)

93 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 22:13

>>92 Panda

94 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4601 22:43

>>93 furfag

95 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 03:30

>>94's hairy ass sags so much that it wipes clean the floor whereever he goes

96 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 04:04

>>95's hairy ass sags so much that it wipes clean the floor wherever he goes

97 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 09:57

>>96 believes that because of his condition, toiletpaper has become obsolete

98 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 10:13

>>96 believes that because of >>97's scat fetish, toilet paper is obsolete..and is correct!

99 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 10:54

>>98 watches so much porn, he gets spontaneous erections in elevators because of the similar music played there

100 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 11:30

>>99's post number is twice his IQ.

101 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4602 19:25

>>100 developed a trinary computer system which consists of the values 0, 1 and 11

102 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 13:56

>>101 developed an imaginary computer system which consists of the values 'furry' and 'buttsecks'

103 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 16:50

>>102 loves a good catchphrase and won't stop using them.

104 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:07

>>103 desu desu desu, etc

105 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 19:56

Both of >>104's eyes are saying go. What a fag!

106 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 21:23

>>105 is such a japanophile that he thinks everybody D'oh! everybody knows go is a boardgame!

107 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 21:53

>>106 is consistently beaten at Go by AI

108 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:18

>>107 consistenly beats his own cock for lack of a sex partner.

109 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:18

>>107 makes insults about chinese games

110 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4603 22:47

>>109 is insulted by chinese games

111 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 12:17

>>110 is world's greatest hikaru no go fanboy

112 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4604 14:43

>>111 offers every guy a white lily

113 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 17:03

>>112 danced while the piper played, but didn't pay the piper.

114 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 18:44

>>113 tried to make a reference to some culture thing in an insult, but nobody found out his source to insult him with

115 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:14

>>114 sells software and doesn't release the source code. What a fag!

116 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4605 23:57

>>115 believes "software wants to be free" means "I get all my software for free!"

117 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 04:14

>>116 works for a russian copy protection company

118 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 05:10

>>117 is a copy-protected russian.

119 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 08:53

>>118 is ЅUѴҐҘҬ `ҶςςҐѦ

120 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:01

>>119 wasted an hour typing that post in Character Map

121 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:38

>>120 is pretty fly, for a white guy

122 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 09:56

>>121 is a fag.

123 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 10:23

>>122 amazes me with a crazy and original insult

124 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 21:26

>>123 was actually offended by >>122's insult, which is just small fry. For a shite guy like you however, go on and stand up for your 'rights.'

125 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4606 21:47

>>124 was amazed at >>122's insult, and even wrote down notes by hand so he'd be able to refer to it the next time he had to insult someone.

126 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 02:17

>>125 talks too damn much.

127 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 09:24

>>126 tl;dr

128 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:21

>>127 sux

129 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:41

>>128 asdfasdfdas

130 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 11:45

>>129 can't even get 'fgsfds' right!

131 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 12:53

>>130 is completely lost and just doesn't realize it.

132 Name: yuri!KNs1o0VDv6 : 1993-09-4607 13:20

>>131
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133 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 13:20

>>132 actually suffers from line noise

134 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:25

>>133 is line noise.

135 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:32

>>134 can't habeeb SHIT.

136 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 17:46

>>135 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.

137 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 18:09

>>136 is a douche.

138 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 19:58

>>137 thinks "douche" is a witty insult.

139 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:17

>>138 sucks dick like the rest of these wannabe 'insult the poster above you' posts.

140 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:28

>>140 fails at irony.

141 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:45

>>140 still uses "fail."

142 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4607 20:52

>>141 sure isn't a winner.

143 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 02:17

>>142 believes he was specially chosen to win a free Ipod.

144 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 04:45

>>143 bought an iPod.

145 Name: Secret Admirer : 1993-09-4608 05:51

>>144 is a blood belching vagina

146 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 07:43

>>145 is post-menopausal

147 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 08:07

>>146 luvs him sum obvious "insults"

148 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 18:52

>>147 robs this thread of its dignity.

149 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4608 19:05

>>148 makes vague rants about 'dignity' during the day, hires prositutes to dress him as an adult baby at night.

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