( ???) 1000GET!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( ⌒-⌒) Grandpa, what was life like before books?
(・∀・) Grandpa, remember life before ( ⌒-⌒) ?
( ´ω`) I'm boycotting this thread. I'm too old and tired to do it anymore.
( ´ω`) Wake me up after the next one get started.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzz
(・∀・) Grandpa what was life like before the Day of Lavos?
( ´ω`) It was all high-tech and happy and stuff.
( ´ω`) Did you know that there's a .zst save for ZSnes that lets you walk around on the 1999 map? Kinda neat, but also pointless.
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(・∀・) Grandpa what was life like before Grandpa?
(・∀・) Grandpa, you are a robot.
( ´ω`) Am not
(・∀・) Artoo!
( ･ิω･ิ) Whoo! A new thread with a fresh batch of nachos!
( ⌒-⌒) That pun was terrible, Junior.
∧ﾍ∧ﾍ
(ﾆニ@ﾆ! Hey grandpa...
（ﾐ・∀・） BELIEVE IT!
Ｕ__ ||_iつ
[l__ﾊ_i
∪.∪
(・∀・) Hey Grandpa, what're your favorite threads on DQN?
(・∀・) I like the "May I take your order please?" thread, it's refreshingly funny!
( ´ω`) I allowed you to get the better of me that time, old friend, since you've been infected by the the dreaded Text Art Formatting virus and have only a few days left to live.
( ⌒-⌒) Grandpa, what is love?
<tik tik tik tik
(⌒-=+=⌒)
// ’ ▼’ヽ＜ We meet again, Grandpa!
彡 V~~Vﾐ
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( ´ω`) zzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzz
( ´ω`) zZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz
(・∀・) Part 8 being up just makes it more obvious that this isn't working anymore, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) Kid, the jokes are only as good as the setup lines, and that's your department.
(・∀・) Anyway, I was walking to the b-ball court today, and someone offered me drugs! What should I do?!
( ´ω`) You're goin' to live with your aunt and uncle in Bel-Air.
(・∀・) I whistled for a cab, the licensplate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror.
(・∀・) ...I'm not riding in this piece of shit.
(・∀・) So, using Grandpa's credit card, I rented a limo and some beautiful "escorts"...
( ´ω`) Just as well, I borrowed that card from your dad.
( ･ิω･ิ) You basta-
( ´ω`) Not you, the worthless one.
( ・ー・) Hey!
(・∀・) How many dad's do I have again?
( ⌒-⌒) Enough to concern Social services.
-＝ ∧＿∧ Comin' through!
-＝≡ （ ´ω`）
-＝（ つ┯つ∧ ∧
-＝≡/ / //☆(x∀x） ow!
-＝≡（_＿）/ ）丿つノつ
-＝ (◎)￣））し つ
(x∀x）Wow, Grandpa, I didn't think you were trendy enough to ride a Segway!
(x∀x）Do you also own a vacuum-cleaner robot?
∧＿∧
（ ´ω` ） I am a vacuum-cleaner robot, son.
（ ）
~~~~~~~~
(x∀x）Wow, Grandpa, I didn't think you were trendy enough to ride a Segway!
(x∀x）Do you also own a vacuum-cleaner robot?
( OωO) NO WAI
( ⌒-⌒) Is it just me or do I hear the fabric of time and space unravelling?
| ◎∧
|´･ิω･ิ) Junior, I have some bad news. You have terminal copypastaitis.
|. V ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃ HAY GUYS!
( ⌒-⌒) Hello, Bu-n. What brings you here?
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃
| / I am here for the child! BU-N
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
(・∀・) Grandpa do you bring CHAOS?
（ ＾ω＾）I used to, but a KNIGHT of justice really CHILLED me out
(・∀・) I said "Grandpa," not "Bu-n."
( ´ω`) Sorry, I forgot to take my medicine earlier...
( ´ω`) Wait, did I see a tiger a while ago, or was that the pills again?
( ⌒-⌒) Maybe if you deny his existance, he'll come back.
( ´ω`) I distinctly remember asking you to leave, fathead.
( ⌒-⌒) Aw, c'mon, grandpa. Leave it on the last thread. Let's be friends.
（ ＾ω＾） Fine! If you guys are gonna ignore me, I'll be with my starving wife and children, telling them about Junior being edible!
（ ＾ω＾） Oh, and can I have some shoes?
(・∀・) Shoes? You don't need shoes while flying, do you?
( ´ω`) Go barefoot. Back in my days, being barefoot was commonplace...
(・∀・) How old ARE you, grandpa?
( ´ω`) I've been in love ten thousand times
( ´ω`) All I gotta do
( ´ω`) Is remember my lines.
(・∀・) old enough to still be into ZZTop, I guess.
((/デート) Woo! I may have found love!
((/デート) But she demanded I get a different haircut. Now I'm not so sure any more.. Grandpa, do you think I look good in this?
( ´ω`) You never looked good in anything.
( ´ω`) Ever.
( ´ω`) I, on the other hand, look good in anything.
((/デoト) Woe is me! I have miserably failed cutcut I can't even look good in the latest and trendiest haircut on MySpace. Maybe I should end it all now...
((/デート) But.. Maybe there is hope.. Grandpa, how do you do it? What do you do to look so dashing and suave without the slightest bit of eyeliner? A feat which I used to think was impossible, but now obviously is not. Teach me, oh Sensei!
(・∀・) ...
(・∀・)⊃/ You want this large needle, trust me. Jab it into your eye.
( ???) Woohoo! Emobashing! BEWARE FURFAGS, YOU'RE NEXT!
(・∀・)⊃| ...
( ・∀・)⊃-->( ⊃???)⊃ OW!
( ・∀・)⊃/ Go away, you.
( ⌒-⌒) So, grandpa, how do you do it? I want to look good in anything too!
( ´ω`) I only pass my styling techniques on to the newer generation. Junior will learn all about it; the rest of you can head over to /love & romance/.
( ⌒ω⌒) Will do!
(・∀・) Grandpa, where exactly did the word "shampoo" come from? "Sham" means something that's false or a rip-off while "poo," well, we both know what "poo" means. So I'm putting fake poo in my hair? If so, why is it blue?
( ´ω`) Funny. My shampoo has a poo color.
( ⌒-⌒) It comes from Hindi "champo", to squeek.
( ⌒-⌒) By the way, did you notice my etymological superiority just now? Boy, I sure am awesome in so many ways...
( ´ω`) Well la dee dah. Start your own thread, fathead.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what kind of shoes do you wear?
( ´ω`) Keds. No substitute for perfection, kiddo.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how young are you?
( ´ω`) Considerably younger than eternity, my boy.
(・∀・) Wow... that blew my mind.
(・∀・) Grandpa, did you get K-Fed's album?
( ´ω`) K-Fed doesn't have the statistical density to keep me interested, so no.
(・∀・) Grandpa, who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
( ´ω`) K-Fed.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why do you evade questions about evil?
( ´ω`) Oh, my. Look at the time.
(´ω` ) I'm going to the bar. Leave the light on when you go to bed, Junior.
(・∀・) Whatever, you old fuck.
( `ω´) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
(・∀・) Um, I said, "What? Ham over some duck?" Because, you know, I've been hungering for some duck lately... ham covered duck.
(´ω` ) Duck cordon bleu, eh? I remember having that once when I was serving overseas in Paris... There was this little outdoor cafe that we would....
(´ω` ) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(・∀・) Grandpa i just got arrested in this game for pulling up floor tiles with a crowbar so that it formed a swastika
( ´ω`) If you get arrested in the game, you get arrested for real
(・∀・) Grandpa, the new volume of Cromartie High School came out today. Sigh, I wish I was bad ass deliquent and be all cool and tough.
( ´ω`) You know, I was kind of hoping that you would just stop posting, Junior. It's always 100GET that compels me to see these threads through to the end.
(・∀・) Grandpa, It was me who did the buun video.
⊂二二二( ´ω`)二二二⊃ And I masturbated to it, Junior! BU----N
(・∀・) Grandpa, any weight lost tips you could share? I've been eating a lot of Cape Cod potato chips from the local convience store lately. I'm getting a little doughy.
( ´ω`) You masturbate to get the fart out.
( ´ω`) ...I meant to say fat.
(・∀・) ( ´ω` ) Happy new year! Arigatou gozaimashita!
Σ>( ﾟハﾟ) ... don't mind me ...
( ´ω`) Junior, dive in thar an' GIT DAT CATFISH!
(・∀・) Right away Paw!!
-splash-
,.--､
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( ???) hahaha 100get!!
(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ==== ┻━━┻
Only one more to go until 100get! I'm so angry that I came too early, I have to throw this table.
|￣￣|
|100|
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（ ･ω･） 100get
( ´ω`) Juniors, quit messing around and go to your rooms!
( ´ω`) and Clonepa.
( ･ω･) Hello, Grandpa, Juniors.
(・∀・) Grandpa, Clonepa, you may call me Legion, for we are many!
( ･ω･) But your name is Junior.
( ´ω`) Once my pills kick in, there'll only be one of you again, and you'd better be in your room, boy!
(・∀・)つθ You mean THIS pill? The one you took are laxatives, grandpa.
(・∀・) Enjoy your crap.
( ´ω`) I don't have an ass, Junior.
( ･ω･) Yes you do! I AM YOUR ASS, GRANDPA, YOUR CRAP ASS!
( `)(´) Find your own damn gimmick.
( ･ω･) aw, hamburgers.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ） Sorry we just ran out of that
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＼ヽ .ゞ - ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
━━つ━つ━━∞∞∞===========
( ⌒-⌒) I can't wait to see the obituary afterwards.
( ´ω`) I thought I told you to get out, lardpile.
∧ ∧
＿ （ ´ω`） ＿＿
／ ( （ つ┳つﾉ ＼
/ ￣￣￣￣ ヽ
| ／ ＼ |
| |
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ヽ （＿人＿） ノ
～～～～ ◎――――――――◎
∧ ∧
＿ （ ´ω`） ＿＿
／ ( （ つ┳つﾉ ＼
/ ￣￣￣￣ ヽ
| ／ ＼ |
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～～～～ ◎――――――――◎o⌒) Whee! I'm being crushed!
( ⌒-⌒) Grandpa, wake up. You dozed off again.
(･∀･) Very good site. Thank you!
WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD YET, OLD MAN?
／∧∧￣∧∧￣ //￣＼＼
＿＿ ⊂／＿.（･∀ﾟ ） (ﾟω` ) /_⊃＿__| |＼フ ヽ
, ´＿ ／ ／￣￣ ＿_ ／￣ ヽ __ヽ￣￣ |
/∠__／―/-。―／――∠＿／＿_∧ | | ∧＿.|
,========――´=========＝===/⌒ヽ=|.===＝＝| | ヽ￣〕
| ＿ |Crash | ＿ ″ |⌒| |/ _＿ /| ）ノ vroom
）_旧＿∈≡≡≡≡∋＿旧＿″＿|| ノ丿＿ -――┘ 丿 WROOOM!
＼ ＼＿ノ ￣￣￣三三三＼ ＼＿ノ 三三三三
三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三
三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三
三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三
三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三三
／∧∧￣∧∧￣ //￣＼＼ ∴∵∴∵∴∵
＿＿ ⊂／＿.(・ω・ ) (・ω・ ) /_⊃＿__| |＼フ ヽ ∴∵∴∵
, ´＿ ／ ／￣￣ ＿_ ／￣ ヽ __ヽ￣￣ | ∴∵∴∵
/∠__／―/-。―／――∠＿／＿_∧ | | ∧＿.| ∴∵
,========――´=========＝===/⌒ヽ=|.===＝＝| | ヽ￣〕
| ＿ |CRAPASS| ＿ ″ |⌒| |/ _＿ /| ）ノ vroo∴∵
）_旧＿∈≡≡≡≡∋＿旧＿″＿|| ノ丿＿ -――┘ 丿 vr∴∵∴∵!
＼ ＼＿ノ ￣￣￣∴∵∴＼ ＼＿ノ ∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
／∧∧￣∧∧￣ //￣＼＼ ∴∵∴∵∴∵
＿＿ ⊂／＿.(・ω・ ) (・ω・ ) /_⊃＿__| |＼フ ヽ ∴∵∴∵
, ´＿ ／ ／￣￣ ＿_ ／￣ ヽ __ヽ￣￣ | ∴∵∴∵
/∠__／―/-。―／――∠＿／＿_∧ | | ∧＿.| ∴∵
,========――´=========＝===/⌒ヽ=|.===＝＝| | ヽ￣〕
| ＿ |CRAPASS| ＿ ″ |⌒| |/ _＿ /| ）ノ vroo∴∵
）_旧＿∈≡≡≡≡∋＿旧＿″＿|| ノ丿＿ -――┘ 丿 vr∴∵∴∵!
＼ ＼＿ノ ￣￣￣∴∵∴＼ ＼＿ノ ∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
( ´ω`) Ah, the days of my youth...
(･∀･) Youth? So you always looked like that since you were young?
( ´ω`) My name isn't "Grandpa" for nothing, you know.
( ´ω`) Who the hell are you talking to? Did you drink the rotten milk again?
( ⌒-⌒) Am I awake or do I dream? The strangest pictures I have seen.
～～～～～○～～～～～～～～
。
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＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧∧
（ ･ω･）
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／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
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＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
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/ / / / ヽ丶 ＼／
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| l | r┐ ﾙ| | Grandpa, you're very cute ～☆
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| l | ∧. ∧. f ﾊ. ｌ |
| | l:ハ| |/_| ﾚ' j│!
| l / V〈_／ ,ｲ.j八
( ´ω`) Why thank you, young lady. I'd take you home, but I'm not into snuff.
∧∧
∧∧・ω・）
∧∧･ิω･ิ）／(＿＿_
∧∧ﾟ ヮﾟ）／(＿＿＿_／
∧∧･∀･）／(＿＿＿_／~
∧∧｀ハ´）／(＿＿＿_／~
（ ´ω`）／(＿＿＿_／~
＿| ⊃／(＿＿＿_／~
／ └-(＿＿＿_／~
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿＿／
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿＿／
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿＿／
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿＿／
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿＿／
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| i ｌ // ＼ , ソ リﾉノ
| l l l <( )> <()>ﾚノ Grandpa, you told me you loved only me!
| ﾄ八 ┌┐ ﾉハ USO DA!
ﾘ八 .ゝ､.└┘イルﾉ
（＿/⌒ヽﾌ､/⌒ヽ
| 人ﾉし'ゝ人ﾉし'
人＿ﾉ、 ＼ﾉ
（ ´ω`）I don't even know what love is anymore.
╭‑╮
╒╧═╲ I WANT TO KNOW WHAT LOVING IS
〕Д 〔
(･∀･) Grandpa, are you a virgin?
( ´ω`) No. Are you?
∧∧
(( ( ･∀･) )) So this is how it's done, Grandpa?!
(( // ､) ､)∩)) ♥
((～（（≡γ'⌒ヽ∧∧ )) ♥ ♥
し'Jし'ゝつ ´ω)っ )) ♥ No, you're horrible. I don't feel a thing.
(･∀･) Not all of us use windows and we require Monafont to get good looking text art. To see the art in monafont, we are must set the text art formatting.
( ・ω・)つ♥ No, they really are flying around. Anybody got a flyswatter?
( ´ω`) Funny, Junior, I use Safari and things look just dandy.
(=o=) This is what text art looks like with and without the correct formatting
no formatting http://img96.imageshack.us/my.php?image=noaa1sh3.jpg
with formatting http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/4303/kimjongiiri4.jpg
(=o=) So remember kids, format your art if it's going to be larger than 3 lines long
(･∀･) Grandpa, weasels ripped my flesh! Rzzzzzz!
>>150
(・∀・) Hey, Jisakujien, what're you doing here? I don't remember inviting you.
and I remember humping him...
( ・ω・) ( ´ω`) And I remember kicking him out...
.....
( ・ω・) (´ω` ) .....
What?
( ・ω・) (´ω` ) Get out.
( ・ω・) | |
と ） | |
Ｙ /ノ 人
/ ） < >__Λ∩
＿/し' ／／. Ｖ´ω`)/ NO U
（＿フ彡 /
ヽ / /⌒＼
／ヽヽ|/⌒＼ii|＼
／ ／ヾゞ//／＼＼|
|／ |;;;;;;|/ハ ＼|
|;;;;/／⌒ヽ
|;/（ ・ω・）...it was worth this.
. |｛ ∪ ∪
|;;ヾ.,____,ノ
|;;; |
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(・∀・) I want to set that tree on fire. Can I do that, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) No, Junior. That's a Tanasinn Tree. Burning it will release horrors unima--
fwoosh
(・∀・) Whoops.
∵∴∵(∴・ω・)∵ヽ∵/ /∴＼∵∴..・ω・..∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∴(・ω・ ∵∴∵／ヽヽ|/⌒＼ii|＼∵∴∵∴(・ω・∵∴
.∵∴∵∴∵／ ／ヾゞ//／＼＼|∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
・ω・)∴∵∴|／・∴|;;;;;;|/ハ∴＼|∵∴ ・ω・)...∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵. '・ω・..|;;;;/／⌒ヽ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
・∴∵・ω・)∴∵∴:|;/（ ・ω・）...go figure.∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴|｛ ∪ ∪∵∴∵∴∵∴(・ω∵∴∵∴
:∴∵∴(・ω・ )∵∴|;;ヾ.,____,ノ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
:∵∴∴∵∴∵∴ハ|;;;;;;|∵∴∵・ω・) what's cookin'?∴∵∴
ω・)∵∴∵∴∵|＼\／ハ/∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵(・ω・ ∴ヾヽ／／/∴∵{・ω・}∴∵∴∵∴∵
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴＼ヽ/\/∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴(・ω∵・ω・)
(･∀･) Hey Grandpa, what do you think of new Democrat majority?
( ´ω`) New party, same crap, Junior.
( ´ω`) Now with more feminism.
( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ( ・ω・) ahem
( . )( . )
Did I hear feminism?
I like tits.
( ´ω`)つ(.(. )
(･∀･) Grandpa, why are girls so damn loud in groups? Yes, I said "damn" because they're just that loud.
(･∀･) S'like, it's not enough that they're loud either. They have to bundle together in groups and talk over each other and all at the same time. They even laugh at the same time. What's the deal?
( ´ω`) I'm too busy having sex with all the girls to care, Junior.
( ´ω`) It's not hard when you're GRANDPA COOL
(･∀･) I'm not Junior, I'm Jisakujien.
( ´ω`) You keep telling yourself that, Junior.
(=o=) Note: Do not mistake (・∀・) for （ ・∀・） or (・∀・) see: http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Junior
（ ・∀・）Hey Junior.
(・∀・) I'm Junior, let's merge Jisakujien
( ・∀・ )
( ﾟ∀｡ )
( ´ω`) Anyways, Junior...
( ´ω`) I think you merged with Squeeks instead of Jisakujien too, Junior.
(=o=) I provided the minimal amount of warning as dictated by state and national law.
(・∀・) My name is Jeeks and this thread sucks dick like all of those other wannabe "[Part 7] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary]" threads.
( ⌒-⌒) Oh lord is this starting to get complicated.
( ・ω・ω・ ・ω・( ・ω・( ・ω・( ・ω・( ・ω・) woohoo
( ´ω`) Grandpa, what happened to this thread?
(・∀・) My name is Jeeks and Grandpa, why are you asking yourself questions?
( ´ω`) Junior, you're just not doing your job here, and I'm trying to cover for you while you figure out who you really are.
( ´ω`) You're Junior, by the way.
(・∀・) No I'm not! I'm...
⊂二二二（・∀・）二二二⊃ Boonior!
( ´ω`) I see you made another kick ass super funny, junior. Ok. Now go get me my tang.
( ´ω`) This isn't ta∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
(・∀・) I see you made another kick ass super tanassin joke, grandpa.
Tana∵i∵
∵ (∵ v∵∵∵
Ta∵∵∵∵∵
∵
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(・∀・) Hi! I'm junior, nice to eat you.
人
（_◎）
（(●)(●)）
（_ﾄｪｪｪｲ_）
⊂二<ﾐ*-ﾟ ω＾ิﾐ>二二二⊃ < Never give up on life brother
～(∴ｕｕﾉ
━━━━━━━∞∞∞=======
( ´ω`) Who's that at the door? It's my good friend alcohol!
(´ω` ) Be seein' ya, kid.
( ･ิω･ิ) Way to go, son. Your annoying antics set dad to drinking again.
( ･ิω･ิ) Now the nachos are MINE!
( ⌒-⌒) With all this how can you be sure the nachos are even nachos anymore?
( ･ิω･ิ) munch
( ･ิω･ิ) ...
( ･ิω･ิ) fart
( ･ิω･ิ) Yep, nachos.
I'll be taking that...
( ´ω`)つΔ Σ(･ิω･ิ )
(´ω` ) (･ิω･ิ )...
(･ิω･ิ ) Damn it...
( ･ิω･ิ) then again, he only took 1.
( ⌒-⌒) Look again.
And I'll be taking that too...
( ´ω`)つΔ Σ(･ิω･ิ )
(´ω` ) (･ิω･ิ )...
(･ิω･ิ ) Stop that already!
And these last three...
( ´ω`)つΔΔΔ Σ(･ิω･ิ )
(´ω` ) (･ิω･ิ )...
(･ิω･ิ ) Aw, poop.
人
（＿_）
（＿＿）
( ´ω`)つ（ ＿＿ ） Σ(･ิω･ิ )
(´ω` ) (･ิω･ิ )...
(･ิω･ิ ) ???
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／ヽヽ|/⌒＼ii|＼
／ ／ヾゞ//／＼＼|
|／ |;;;;;;|/ハ ＼|
|;;;;/／⌒ヽ
|;/（ ・ω・）Can I have some nachos?
. |｛ ∪ ∪
|;;ヾ.,____,ノ
|;;; |
|;;;;;|
|;;;;;| (´ω` ) No.
( ･?ω･?)つΔ Heehee, grandpa forgot about this one.
( ´ω`)... (･?ω･? )
( ´ω`) (･?ω･? )...
( ´ω`) What happened to your face?
Σ(･?ω･? )
(･?ω･? ) Unicode syndrome.
( ´･ω･`)つΔ I have decided to ditch the eyebrows for the shobon brows.
(´･ω･`) shobon
（ ・ω・） I can do that too, you know.
(´･ω･`) shobon
(･∀･) Grandpa, come back! The thread's totally out of control!!!! HELP!
|ω`) ... deal with it yourself.
|彡
(´´･ω･``) Take that, crapass! I made two eyebrows!
( ´･ω･`) Interesting. But can you do... this?
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ´･ω･`）二⊃
| / SHOBU-N
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
( ⌒-⌒) Junior, since when was the thread ever in control?
(･∀･) I hate you, you smug fathead.
( ･ิω･ิ) You tell him, son!
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ´･?ω･?`）二⊃
| / QUESTION-MARK SHOBU-N
（ ヽノ
ノ>ノ
三 レレ
( Pω`) I say, where's that grandpa of yours, son?
( ⌒-⌒) Oh Junior, you're so delightfully passive aggressive.
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩
（ ･∀･)彡☆
⊂彡☆))o⌒) < ow ow OKAY ow ow
|-⌒) I still like you!
|彡
( ´ω`) Alone in the hissing laboratory of his wishes,
Grandpa minces among bad vats and jeroboams,
tiptoes through spinneys of murdering herbs,
agony dancing in his crucibles, and mixes
especially for Junior a venomous porridge
unknown to toxicologists which will scald and
viper through him until his ears fall off like figs,
his toes grow big and black as balloons,
and steam comes screaming out of his navel.
( ･ิm･ิ) I want a garden where the colors have no color
( ・ω・) Junior, Grandpa's been murdered!
(･∀･) !! Guess it's time for...
＿ ,, -ー＝- 、 ヽ Phoenix Junior: Ace Attorney！！
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/ { ヽ | 〉 ／＿＿ ｔ ,. -‐ ' ´
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| ｀!/／ ／
（ ｀ハ´）
__________
Darkpa |
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣|
Look Junior, I know I've had my |
rivalries with your Grandfather |
before, but none so tense that |
I'd actually kill him! |
( ´ω`) What's going on here?
pow
( xω+)ミ *⊂(･∀･) Quiet, grandpa! We're trying to find out who killed you.
( xω+) (･∀･) Now. Where were we?
(･∀･) I know you killed Grandpa, Kindness-san!
( ⌒-⌒) Do you have evidence to support your wild claim...?
> Present Evidence
No evidence here
(･∀･) This is what will prove you guilty!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I know who did it!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) It was Junior in Post 225 with a mitten!!
(･∀･) . . . . . . .
(（●）∀（●）) NNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(（●）∀（●）) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHA I KILLED HIM BECAUSE I WANTED HIS INHERITANCE MONEY!!!
(つ･∀･) But it turns out he didn't have any, nyoro~n.
( ´ω`) Heh, I showed you.
( ´ω`) Now, how about some pretzels? On you, of course.
(･∀･) Pretzels?
(･∀･)つ-
(･∀･)つ-~ Don't have the money. I only have cigarettes here.
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
◯
O
о And that's how you'll end up in half
( ´ω`) the time if you don't quit smoking.
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
◯
O
о And that's how I convinced the
( ´ω`) world governments to ban smoking forever.
∫
∫
( ´ω`)つ- 3 More for me.
( ･∀･) Wow. Thanks, Grandpa. I almost went down a very dark path.
( ･∀･) A very dark path indeed.
( ･∀･) Yup. Dark, dark path....
( ´ω`)つ
(Many years...)
( ´ω`)√°
(Many years...)
( ´ω`)√°
(Many years...)
( ´ω`)√°
( ･∀･) dark path...
( ･∀･) dark path...
( ･∀･) dark path...
( ･∀･) dark path...
( ´ω`) So anyway, there we were on Utapah fighting alongside those tall skinny guys with the white courdoroy faces when the order came down from the big guy himself:
"Execute Order 69"
( ´ω`) And we all whooped and hollered as we switched from fighting the separatists to blindsiding all the Jedi in the galaxy.
( ･∀･) Yeah, I saw that on Cinemax last night while you were sleeping in the big chair.
( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) Sonny, before I
( ﾟωﾟ) COOOUGHhackhackhack
( ´ω`) ...die, i have a question.
( ´ω`) What was cough life like before the cough in*hack*ternet?
( ･∀･) I don't know. Without the internet, I wouldn't even exist, and neither would you.
( ´ω`) GUHHHHHGHH
( xωx)
( ･ิω･ิ) About time! Son, let's go cash in his IRA!
( ´ω`) I'm not dead yet, stupid.
| ◎∧
| ･ิω･ิ) Actually, I have the medical records to prove you died several threads ago.
|. V ﾊ
|___:|__|)
|__)＿)
( ´ω`) Even after all these years, everyone still confuses me with Howard Hughes.
( ´ω`) Except the bank, unfortunately....
( ω) No eyes, son!
( ∵ω∴) tana∵∴∵∴
´⊂(･∀･)⊃`
( ω) Okay, I'm done. You can give them back now.
´⊂(･∀･)⊃` Look at me, grandpa!
･⊂(´∀`)⊃･ Omae mona!
( ω) Can I have your eyes?
(´∀`) Sure.
( ･ω･) Crap, now I look like Crapass! Ah well, at least I have eybrows naturally!
( ･ω･) Lookin' slick there, Grandpa.
( ･ω･) Shaddup, crapass.
( ･ω･) Lookin' slick there, crapass.
( ･ω･) Shaddup, Grandpa.
( ･ω･) tanasinn
( ･ω･) tana(cough)sinn
( ・ω・) Okay, now it's just boring and not funny.
( ･ω･) Sonny, can we trade eyes now?
(´∀`) Aww, I was having fun confusing VIPPERs.
(shloop)
( ´ω`)
(･∀･)
( ´ω`) 。o O (My plan is going along well. Now to seize control of the THREAD through the powers of TANASINN...)
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Give those back...
( ･ω･)つ´`ミ ( ∀ )
(つωと) ( ∀ )
Here's your eye back.
( ´ω`)つ Ξ･･⊂( ∀ )
( ´ω`) (つ∀⊂)
I think something's wrong...
( ´ω`) (･∀・)
( ´ω`) Let's see... Junior took my eyes, then Clonepa took them from Junior. Then I took them from Junior. Which means...
( ´ω) ... (´ω ) Lookin' slick there, Grandpa.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I should find the reset button before something really happens.
( ⌒-⌒) Why bother? It'll just happen again.
(ﾟ- ﾟ )You're right, of course. I'm going back to etherchan.org!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Why not stop being a fat jerk and do something constructive?!?!
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( ﾟ -ﾟ) might as well press this button
(FSHHHHHHHHHHHH)
( ´ω`) Hello, kids!
(･∀･) What's life before internet, grandpa?
( ´ω`) We read books. You know what books are, right? Non-volatile storage mediums is what they are.
(･∀･) Wow!
(･∀･) What was life like before books?
( ´ω`) We...
(FSHHHHHHHHHHHH) Silence. It is time for my introduction. I am FSHHHHHHHHHHHHpa. Greetings.
( ´ω`) ...get the heck out of my thread
(FSHHHHHHHHHHHH) I want my mommy!
ｶﾞｯ ∧__∧ ∩ You're not even trying!
（ ´ω`)彡☆
⊂彡☆))SHHHHHHHHHHHH) > ow ow ow sorry ow
(FSHHHHHHHHHHHH) The Cylon army is heading for 4-ch
（´ ´＾ω＾``） SHOBU-N
( ⌒-⌒) Great job, Mittens. By pressing that button you've completely destroyed time as we know it.
( ⌒-⌒) Oh, and due to your tampering with the time stream, you never started collecting mittens. You do, however, have every CD ever put out by Phil Collins.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Still, it had to be done.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Phil Collins CDs!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Nah, doesn't really work.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) But at least I have something to sell for mitten money.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wait a minute...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Aren't those MY extremely rare Jamaican mittens on your hands?! They still have my name on them!
( ω) MITTENS IS A CYLON
( ⌒-⌒) Uh...
( ⌒-⌒) Of course not! I just like to label things as what they are, so I put a "mittens" label on my mittens!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...liar.
( ⌒-⌒) You hate mittens. You've always said that mittens were a conspiracy to make you unable to handle your Phil Collins cds.
( ⌒-⌒) I believe your exact words were: "( > ヮ<)Phil Collins!!!"
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I'm going to kill you if you keep saying lies about me.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Just kidding! What's your name again, nyoro?
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait, nyoro? Oh no, I'm turning into...
( ´´･ω･``) nyoro～n
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh wait, no I'm not.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) As I was saying, stop lying about me now.
( ´ω`) I knew from the OP that this thread was going to be a failure.
( ⌒-⌒) Then why do you persist in making them?
( ´ω`) I didn't make this one, Porky!
( ⌒-⌒)Aw, how cute. Yes you are, yes you are.
（・∀・） Grandpa, if everything has been reset, then why are all the worthess extras still here?
/ヽ /ヽ
/ ヽ / ヽ
＿＿＿＿＿＿ / ヽ＿＿/ ヽ
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( ⌒-⌒) I believe he was talking about you, Mittens.
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) I think I'll press this one too!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I think it's broken.
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( ⌒-⌒) Amazing, Mittens. You are a phenomenon.
( ´ω`) Is the title of this thread "( ⌒-⌒) Smug Fathead [Legendary]"?
( ⌒-⌒) Well, no.
( ´ω`) Then get the hell out of my thread!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) You tell him, Grandpa!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Also, 300get!!!!!!!!!!
∧,,∧ .∧,,∧ Out you go!
９┓( ´ω)つ ( ´ω)つ ┓
..〆⌒ヽ ﾉ －＝≡ （ づ ﾉ 〆⌒ヽ
（⌒-⌒）_/() と/"(__) －＝≡ （⌒o⌒ ） awwww....
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( ´ω`) stupid wakabamark screwed up my post.
( ⌒-⌒) No, I'm afraid this particular brand of stupidity is all natural.
( ´ω`) I'm sorry, we seem to be having a misunderstanding here.
( ´ω`) Which part of "Get the hell out of my thread" is so difficult for you to understand?
( ⌒-⌒) Speak clearly. All I hear are the demented mumblings of a senile old man.
(･∀･) HE SAID GET OUT OF HIS THREAD YOU FAT FUCK
(･∀･) Go annoy Darkpa. His threads are pretty quiet these days.
( ⌒-⌒) Aww, is little baby not getting his way?
Out you go!
( ´ω)つ※ ≡( ##э⌒) Old fucker!
pow
( ´ω`) Great Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( ´＾ω＾`) Well, sonny, we used to read books and have sex.
when theres something strange
in the neighborhood
who you gunna call?
( ´ω`) Grandpa, dumbass.
if there's something weird
and it don't look good
who you gonna call?
( ⌒-⌒) Grandpa Dumbass
That's right!
( ´ω)つ※ ≡( ##э⌒) ..mbass!
pow
(･∀･) Grandpa, are you ready for this year's War on Christmas? Black Friday is this Friday.
( ´ω`) Ready, willing and able, Junior. The SAM launchers are already armed with reindeer seeking missiles, and the fireplace is primed with an upward firing cannon on a motion sensor trigger.
( ´ω`)∀･)-⌒)ヮﾟ)ω･ิ)ハ´）ω＾）For Great Justice!
(・ω・) For Great-
( ´ω)つ※ ≡( ##ω・) Ouch.
( ･∀)つ※ ≡( ##o⌒) ow HEY!
( ⌒o⌒) What was that for?
(･∀･) Just for being you.
( ´ω`) Ah, that's the Grandson I love...
( ･ิω･ิ) Ha! You're gonna go far, kid!
(･∀･) Grandpa, we learned about Beethoven's Für Elise today in school. Who was Elise?
( ´ω`) Elise... ah, that takes me back. Elise was one of your grandmothers. The fifth one, I think. All that blood-red hair and white, white skin made her the envy of Scotland.
( ・ω・) Wanna meet my new girlfriend?
(*ﾟーﾟ) Hi guys.
( ・ω・) Wanna meet my new girlfriend?
(*ﾟーﾟ) Hi guys.
( ・ω・) Damn you, double posting!
( ・ω・) Damn again, double posting!
( ・ω・) Damn again, double posting!
( ´ω`) Elise... ah, that takes me back. Elise was one of your grandmothers. The fifth one, I think. All that blood-red hair and white, white skin made her the envy of Scotland.
( ???) 1000GET!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( ´ω`) And that's how I got to 329get.
(･∀･) That was kinda boring, gramps.
(･∀･) May I see your Shobooon kind Sir?
( ´ω`) You're still too young for that, kid.
( ´ω`) well, okay...
( ´ω``) sh...cough...
( ´´ω``) shoboon
(･∀･) That's actually kind of creepy, grandpa...
(´･∀･`) HURRGH..there we go. shoboon
(･∀･) Grandpa, back when I was a kid, video game consoles came with controllers that connected to it through a wire. None of this fancy wireless remote crap for us, when had to plug in our stuff, yes sir'ree! These kids don't know how good they have it, right?
( Θ.Θ) I am a new person, and I humbly ask what 'Shoboon' means? Some kind of noodles?
(･∀･) It's some emoticon
( ´ω`) You're an emoticon.
(°w°) Hallo, I'm WESTERN Grandpa! Yeeeehaaa! Grandpa SAM! What's cooking, COWBOYS? I am a long lost cousin of Grandpa from AMERICA. Have some HOT DOGS and HAMBURGERS grilled flame style USA! Long time no see!
φ(・ω・`c⌒っ fart
φ(;・ω・`c⌒っ
( ´ω`) Junior, get me my tang.
(°w°) DUDE that was a COOL fart. In AMERICA we celebrate! Good job BROTHER!
(･∀･) ... IN AMERICA!
( ´ω`) That will get everyone going, including Hinako in New York, finding herself.
(･∀･) Who's Hinako, grandpa?
( ´ω`) My granddaughter.
(･∀･) So that makes her my cousin, right?
( ´ω`) Yes.
( ´ω`) Feel free to have sex with her.
(･∀･) I need pics first. What if she's ugly as sin?
( ´ω`) Then she'd be less likely to reject you, kid.
(･∀･) Well, that's encouraging.
(･∀･) Grandpa, how did you and Grandma first meet?
( ´ω`) It was a chilly September when we met. The cherry blossoms were falling and the chicadas were chirping loudly. A frog hopped from his perch on a branch and made a 'plop' sound as he entered the water. Two earthworms danced lewdly in the earth, making a 'crrrtchPING, crrrtchPING" sound as they did. Grandma approached me, she was wearing a sheer silk flower dress, and dark heavy boots. And also a hat made of bear meat. She smiled coquettishly, and winked at me. From that moment, it was love at first sight.
（ ｀ハ´） hello, grandpa le
( ´ω`) You!
（ ｀ハ´）How are you grandpa.
（ ｀ハ´）All your threads are destroyed by us.
（ ｀ハ´） Where is Nida?
( ´ω`) Did you check your pockets?
（ ｀ハ´） No.
[pocket] < kekekeke
[pocket] < kekekeCOUGHCOUGH
[pocket] < Too much lint nida.
( ´ω`) Grandpa is not pleased. GTFO.
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<丶｀∀´> kekekeke
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（ ｀ハ´） Okay, now get out of my pocket le.
kekeke
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<丶｀ω´<丶｀∀´> kekekeke... no.
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( ´ω`) I swear I'm going to have to change the locks on this thread.
You can't kick us out!
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<丶｀ω´<丶｀∀´> We want apolojuice!
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( ⌒-⌒) And so it was that the fabric of space and time unraveled completely. Seriously, you're almost as bad as that failure, Mittens.
( ´ω`) You're no better, fathead. Get out.
( ⌒-⌒) I see your memory isn't the only thing that's gone with age, Grandpa.
(･∀･) Grandpa, Is that a 1958 Buick Roadmaster in your garage? If you have that baby, why are you always taking the bus?
( ´ω`) That's not a Roadmaster. That's Happiness-san. I drive a Nash Rambler.
(･∀･) Whatever happened to George?
( ´ω`) He was hugged and squeezed and patted and petted until death by that Yeti from Bugs Bunny cartoons.
(`∀´) So guys, did I miss anything?
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'i, ' ' -===＝＝‐ー《:::il::ﾞヾ;､ Grandpa, you so cool!
ﾞi､ ::li:il:: ﾞ'＼.
ﾞli､ ..........,,ノ;i!:.... ｀' ､ ∧＿∧
`'=､:::::;;､:､==＝''シﾞﾞ'＝=-､､,,,__ ｀ '(´＞＜｀)
｀~''''＝=＝''"ﾞ´ ~`''ｰ（ ）
（ ＾ω＾） Grandpa, are you queer?
(･∀･) Grandpa, duck, duck, duck... GOOSE!
( ´ω`) No, and no. I've got a crossword puzzle to solve.
(･∀･) Grandpa, who do you prefer? Max or Milia?
( ´ω`) Milia. Giant women have a vagina the size of a hallway.
(･∀･) Grandpa, please tell me about your adventures as an opal miner in Australia!
( ´ω`) Those were exciting times... fighting with the 'roos, ripping wealth from the raw ground and always looking skywards in terror of the dropbears...
( ´ω`) I'll never forget those warm evenings spent in the red light districts, or the smell of Squeeks' grandmother's perfume.
(･∀･) Grandpa, can you help me play Gyromite? My R.O.B. tried to rip my dick off while playing it.
(･∀･) Grandpam hurry up and die so I can inherit your fortune.
( ´ω`)
( xωx)
( ´ω`) Oh, yeah. I never amassed a fortune.
( ´ω`) You'd think you'd know that by now.
(･∀･) Grandpa, I bet you were one of those nerds who always got picked on at school.
(･∀･) Well here I am, picking up all those hot-but-fucking-stupid whores. My ego clearly surpasses yours.
( ´ω`) Yeah, yeah. Like going to the red light district stone blind drunk, waving a fistful of twenties around and yelling "HAY BABY ITS PAYDAY" at anything with tits takes any skill at all.
( ´ω`) Besides that, you're only seven. What are you even going to do with a whore, thumbdick?
(･∀･) I could ... I ...
(T∀T) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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ﾞi､ ::li:il:: ﾞ'＼.
ﾞli､ ..........,,ノ;i!:.... ｀' ､ ∧＿∧
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( ´ω`) To that perspective, yes, but your thumb's no bigger then the apostrophe in this sentence from normal distance.
( ´ω`) Me, on the other hand...huh huh huh huh huh. HUH HUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HACOUGH COUGHcoughCOUGHargh arhgh...huh, yeah.
( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzz
( ´ω`) 400get.
(･∀･) HAY GRANDPA, COM OH, GET SEE RUHS
( ´ω`) Aww, looks like somebody found Grandpa's very expensive alcohol.
( ´ω`) Now go tie yourself up in the van so I can sink you with it.
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( ´ω`) Kid, I was exploding before you were a perveted desire in your dad's head.
( ･∀･ ) I drank too much...
( ;∀; ) Shit, now I have to pee...
( ´ω`) The bathroom's broken, thanks to me. Go outside, in the neighbor's lawn.
(･∀･) Ahh. That was a good idea, Grandpa!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ STOP PISSING IN MY LAWN!
ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ IT'S BAD ENOUGH CRAPASS FERTILIZES IT DAILY!
Shitty lawn ahoy！！
＼＼ Shitty lawn ahoy !!！ ／／
+ + ＼＼Shitty lawn ahoy!!!！／+
∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ ∬ +
+ 人 人 人 +
（＿） （＿） （＿_）
+ （＿＿） （＿＿） （＿＿） +
. + （ ＿＿ ） （ ＿＿ ） （ ＿＿ ） +
（ ´∀｀∩ （´∀｀∩） （ ´∀｀）
+ （( （つ ノ （つ 丿 （つ つ )） +
ヽ （ ノ （ ヽノ ） ） ）
（＿）し' し（＿） （＿）＿）
( ´ω`) Junior, I think it's time for the talk.
(･∀･) Yes?
( ´ω`) Sit down and let me tell you about the bees and spiders, my boy. When a bee loves another bee very much, she can't do much about it because most bees are neuters and just exist to do the queen's bidding and their lives pretty much suck. When two spiders love each other very much, the boy spider will carefully dance around the girl spider in an entrancing way, carrying a little bag of sperm in each hand. Once the girl spider is hypnotized by the dance, the boy spider jumps up next to her and jams one or both bags of sperm into her girly parts. This enrages the girl spider, who will try to eat him if he doesn't get away fast enough.
(･∀･) So...
( ´ω`) Yes?
(･∀･) If I like a girl, I should stick a bag full of my sperm up her girly parts?
( ´ω`) Yes.
(･∀･) I'd better get started!
( ´ω`) That boy's going places...
( ´ω`) sniff
(･∀･) Grandpa I'm in jail. Can you pay the bail?
(･∀･) By jail, I mean Happiness-san's house, which smells like a jail.
(･∀･) Also, there's a ball gag in my mouth, and lots of weird looking probes and devices. I'm scared, Grandpa!
( ⌒-⌒) I've always wanted a cute little boy such as you to call my own, Junior...
( ⌒o⌒) Shhhh.....
( ⌒-⌒) The insertion should only hurt for a minute, my child... After that, you shall journey on endless beautiful vistas of unearthly pleasure, the likes of which you've never even imagined in your emotionally stunted little life.
( ⌒-⌒) Here comes the airplane, little junoir!
Sklurch
(･∀･) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHH!!! OH GOD!!
( ⌒-⌒) Oooh, what's this, little Junior! WHY! It's a genuine rape kit! But in your current situation, Junior, It will do you little good. Besides, it holds you back from the pleasures I am going to visit upon you...
(⌒-⌒ ) Oh well, it's the thought that counts. I shall treasure it always, as a memento of our special relationship we've developed.
(･∀･) AAAAAGHHAAAAGGHHHAAAGGGAAAA!!!
( ⌒-⌒) Oh Junior, you're so deliciously tight! It feels great! Ahhh!!
Meanwhile...
〃∩ ∧＿∧
⊂⌒（ ´ω`） Nothin' like looking through my loli stash ♪
｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ
⌒ ⌒
(･ω･) Cease and desist, villian!
〃∩ ∧＿∧
⊂⌒（ ´ω`） What do you want, Crapshit?
｀ヽ_っ⌒/⌒ｃ
⌒ ⌒
(･ω･) Whoops, wrong basement.
(X∀X)
( ⌒-⌒) Shit, he died.
(⌒-⌒ ) Guess I'll go get Mittens.
(･ω･) Not this time, evildoer!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Wha??
(･ω･) Oh, it's just Mittens. I'd better conviently leave so you can be kidnapped.
(･∀･) I'm back from the dead, rapist-san...and I'm going to kill you!
( ⌒-⌒) You can't kill me! The more people hate me, the more that one asshole out there posts me! BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA
Kindness-san
☆
Junior
☆☆☆☆☆
（ ´ω`）Grandpa: Level 99
HP: 9999/9999
MP: 999/999
Str: 999 at times; 1 when lazy as fuck
Def: Based upon the strength of stench of Armor
Spd: -999
MAtk: 999, 1 when lazy as fuck
MDef: 999
Weapon: Beating stick
Armor: Stinky clothes
Accessory: Onion Ring (replacement for Wedding Ring)
Acessory: Lolicon Ring (Lolis in the area add stat boosts and/or status effects)
Top 5 Spells: Vile Fart, Lolisault, Yawn, Snore, Yell
(⌒-⌒ ) We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
( ⌒-⌒) Junior, this hole I put in your throat is so tight!
(･∀･) Gag, kak, aaccck....
( ´ω`) Okay, I officially give up on this thread. You freaks win, it's all yours.
(´ω` ) I'm going drinking until the next thread starts.
∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧ ∧＿∧
（ ・∀・） （ ｀ー´） （ ´∀｀） （ ﾟ ∀ﾟ ） ( ´ω`) now fuck off.
（ つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂ つ
｜ ｜ | ┃This thread has peacefully ended.┃ ｜ ｜ ｜
（_＿）＿） ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ （_＿）＿）
( ´ω`) I'm back! Anyone got some questions for me?
(´ω` ) Okay, I'm going drinking until the next thread starts.
( ⌒-⌒) How much for the boy?
( ´ω`) I'm back! Anyone got some real questions for me?
( ⌒-⌒) Like I said...
(´ω` ) Okay, I'm going drinking again.
(･∀･) What's your last name, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) Grandpa.
(´ω` ) Okay, I'm going drinking until the next thread starts.
LEVEL UP
( ´ω`) Grandpa is now, an Alcholic!
( ´ω`) I badly need to pee... All that orange juic... I mean, whiskey!
(´ω` ) Okay, I'm going drinking until I pee.
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(･∀･) Drunkpa, what do you think of my site? I call it fakewikichan.
( ´ω`) Great work son. We need more people to think as originally as you.
(･∀･) Thanks!
( ・ω・) ... It says "Virus alert"
( ´ω`) Why the hell is my thread reverse?!
(･∀･) Drunkpa, what do you think of my site? I call it http://4-ch.org/
( ´ω`) I find it interesting and boring at the same time.
(･∀･) Grandpa, what carries out and is w?
>>452
( ・ω・) we all do sometimes Junior. You'll understand by the time you grow up into a respectable adult.
( ´ω`) Go back to your own thread, crapass.
(･∀･) Grandpa, you would think after 30 years of making video games the companies would get it right, but there still plenty of crap ass video games being released. Why is that?
( ´ω`) Because there are crap ass kids who buy them.
(・ω・) What are you talking about? I don't even have kids.
(･∀･)... Well that's a choice well done for once.
(・ω・) you should practise on the computer and one day you might be able to make your own game-code! Junior.
（☢ω☢） Hello, I am DAMAGECONTROLpa. I came from the DAMAGE CONTROL TRUCK to bring you an important message from THE 4-ch EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM.
( ´ω`) Junior, you would think after 7 threads of making Grandpa posts the DQNs would get it right, but there still plenty of crap ass posts being made. Why is that?
(･∀･) There's a fresh influx of idiots every semester, I'd reckon.
(☢ω☢)⊃☣ Wear this, for your own safety.
( ´ω`) How can there be any kind of influx if only 6 people post here?
(･∀･) All it takes is one, Grandpa. All it takes is one.
( ´ω`) Well, that guy from the "We are fat" thread is one person, even if he eats and smells like 1000.
How many people DO post on 4-ch, Grandpa?
( `ω´) ... wha?
( ´ω`) Junior, I'm hearing voices in my head again. Get my pills.
(･∀･) I forgot to make myself exist again. Silly me.
( `ω´) Why you little..!
( ･ิω･ิ) Heh. Back when I was but a wee lad, I was always forgetting to make myself exist.
(･∀･) those new eyebrows look rather dapper, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) That's not me, that's your worthless "ooo I'm A Doctor Got Any Nachos" dad.
( ･ิω･ิ)つΔ Speaking of...
( ´ω`) Those aren't nachos, you know...
( ･ิω･ิ)
( ･ิω･ิ)It's not lupus...
(･∀･) Dad, why are women quick to change their minds?
( ´ω`) Because a woman's a two-face terrible thing that'll leave you to sing the blues in the night.
( ･ิω･ิ)つ* Alright, whoever takes my nachos away gets a ninja star to the eye, capiche?
(･∀･)つΔ Oh fuck, grandpa, don't kill me, I'll give it back, I swear TO FUCKING GOD!!!
( ･ิω･ิ)つ* ....
bonk
( ･ิω･ิ)つ -------- *#∀･) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
Do you that manner of speaking to your father appropriate, Junior?
(*#∀･) i may be a wayward child but at least my sentences make sense, grandpa
( ･ิω･ิ) First, I'm not your grandpa.
( ･ิω･ิ) I'm the one who actually fucked your mom, kid.
(*#∀･) Grandpa told me he did that too.
( ･ิω･ิ) ...
( ･ิω･ิ) So where are the pics? Pics or it didn't happen.
( ･ิω･ิ) And get me some nachos and a beer.
(*#∀･) Those aren't nachos, you imbecile.
( ´ω`) Id also like to see some pics.
( ´ω`) I am the President of the United States.
( ´ω`) I am not a crook.
( ･∀･) Liar!
(◕ฺ∀◕ฺ) liar.
( ⌒-⌒) He's the kinda guy I'd vote for.
( ´ω`) Who the hell let you back in here?
( ⌒-⌒) I let myself in when I ever-so-kindly dragged your drunken carcass home from the watering hole.
( ´ω`) Keep dreaming, fathead.
( ⌒-⌒) Whatever you say, Mr. President.
( ⌒-⌒) 500 GET!
( ´ω`) I don't remember ever having to leave anything more than cookies and milk for Santa. Goddamn technology.
○⌒＼
(二二二)
（⌒（ ･∀･) Meri...
( ｏ つ
(＿＿し―Ｊ
( ´ω`) Junior! Call the police! A black man is trying to rob us!
( ⌒-⌒) You need glasses, old man.
( ´ω`) Junior! Call the police! A fat fuck is trying to rob us!
（ ･∀･) Grandpa, we can't call the police. They might find out about our
( ⌒-⌒) Happy New Year. My New Year's Resolution is to lose weight and not be a fatty!
It seems to be Korean common sense
Jesus Christ is a Korean
Tom Cruise is a Korean
Carl Lewis is a Korean
Michael Jordan is a Korean
Queen Elizabeth is a Korean
American ancestors are Koreans
A Korean forges it
I am Corean. We Coreans are more good people than say, American Tom cruise.
Michael Jordan is definitely Corean though.
So was Jesus a Corean.
(・∀・) A fidget?
( ´ω`) I have seen many horrors throughout my life... but that was by far the worst.
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!
( ・-・) I think I've lost my smugness. Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god.
( ´ω`) ok, is it over yet?
( ・-・) It isn't over. It will never be over.
( ´ω`) Hmm.. over 100 posts without me hurting anything.
∫ ∫ Heh heh heh.
∫ WAAAAAAAA!! ∫ ￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣
＿ ヽ( ・-・)ﾉ ＿
＼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣／ (´ω` )
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ⊃y⊂ ヽ
从从从从从从从从从从从 <__<＿）､ノ
☣RESIDENT GRANDPA☣
☣☣☣☣( ´ω`)☣☣☣☣
Uhhh...Ju...nior... Grandpa!?
( ´ω`)⊃ (・∀・;)
I'm hungry... Stop, grandpa!
( ´ω`)・∀・)
・SILENT JUNIOR・
(・∀・) .....
(・∀・) .................
(・∀・) Okay, that was pretty boring.
( ﾟ ヮ・) Hey, ( ⌒-⌒)! It's me, ( ﾟ ヮ・)! I remember when I was just a fledgling AA character on ASCII@4-ch, and you not only stood up for me but even gave me a name (which was terrible, granted, but it's the thought that counts.)
( ﾟ ヮ・) But now people are saying that you're ruining people's threads, and even causing trouble for old Grandpa! ( ⌒-⌒), why are you doing this? AA characters should be friendly and cheerful, not terrible and obnoxious! Well, unless you're Giko, but you're not, so there!
( ﾟ ヮ・) I beg you, please stop this! Hear my plea, Sunshine Princess!
( ﾟ ヮ・) ...what's my name again?
( ﾟ ヮ・) Was I gloves? or was that a diffrent one?
( ﾟ ヮ・) Maybe it was.. socks?
( ﾟ ヮ・) Boatlights-chan desu? ka?
( ﾟ ヮ・) POLAND!!!!!
( ´ω`) Hey, fatass. Your retarded brother is here.
( ´ω`) Why do they call them Apple Jacks? They don't even TASTE LIKE APPLES!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We eat what we like!!!
-=つ＝つ
＝⊃ ≡⊃ミヽ☆＿∧ ∩
-つ ( ・-・）=つ ☆ )) ﾟ ヮ・) - Aaaaarrghhh!!! Gaaaah!!!
=つ つ≡ ☆*☆ｸﾞｸﾞﾙ /
( ・-・）Do not interfere.
( ´ω`) I'm starting to get mad.
( ´ω`) When I'm mad, I've been known to destroy entire galaxies on a whim.
( ´ω`) Who wants to face Grandpa's judgment?
( ﾟ ヮ・) I'll slap you around, my power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
( ﾟ ヮ・) My metal is TOO MUCH FOR ONE HAND!
( ・ω・) It's almost time for my dynamic reintroduction.
( ・ω・) Crap, I think someone saw me...
( ´ω`) ...
(´ω` ) God, I need a drink...
(・∀・) Blackpa, what was life like before the civil rights movement?
(´ω` ) Where's my hunting rifle? There's a talking panda in the backyard.
(・∀・) Didn't you exchange that old rifle for a six-pack?
( ´ω`) Nope. That was you. How'd you get back here anyway?
(・∀・) I offered them Clonepa instead.
( ´ω`) Heh, that's my boy!
( ⌒-⌒) Good riddens. He was annoying anyway.
( ・ω・) Hey guys. What did I miss?
( ⌒-⌒) Well, I had to have surgery to repair my eyelids. I had to eat 2 goddamn days worth of Hospital food, though I only had to stay for 1. You wouldn't believe how much McDonalds I had to eat after that to cleanse myself.
( ・-・) Hang on, who are you and why do you look like me when my eyes are closed?
( ⌒-⌒) You've become too kind for your own good, Unit 16. I've come to destroy you and take your place.
( ・-・) The only thing you'll be destroying is that All-You-Can-Buffet at Squeeks' diner, Unit 4.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Security Kitten here, nya. I have to kick out the usless characters,
～(,_ｕｕﾉ That are annoying now nya.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ ＝つ≡つ ( ・-・) ( ・ω・)
(っ ≡つ＝つ ( ⌒-⌒) ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ
/ ) ﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞ
( /￣∪
( ´ω`) Who cares? We'll get to 1000 again either way.
（・∀・）The next post has potential for an all-five get. Please do your best.
( ・ω・) Hey, can you help me out here? I don't have any good ideas for this get.
( ・-・）=つ ☆ )) ｰ｀ﾐ Ow ow ow ow ow, nya!!
( ・-・）Now to deal with the get waster.
( ・-・）=つ ☆ ))ω・) Owch!!
( ´ω`) I aim to get 666get.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) And some nachos.
( ･ิω･ิ) Did I ever tell you how much I love you, dad?
( ´ω`) No, you're not getting any money out of me, so you may as well give up now.
( ･ิω･ิ) I made more money doctoring in the last month than you did in your whole life, Pops.
( ･ิω･ิ) Now about those nachos.
( ´ω`) Now about you bringing me a beer.
hey
( ･ิω･ิ) Dad, the nachos?
( ´ω`) I love beer.
( ･ิω･ิ) Hey...
( ･ิω･ิ) Nachos?
( ´ω`) Beer.
( ･ิω･ิ) Nachos and beer.
( ´ω`) Sounds great! Why don't you go get some for me?
(・∀・) And me!
09013251697
E8IW-QI8E.Ru-chan.E8IW-QI8E@softbank.ne.jp
( ´ω`) This is not the most popular thread anymore, people should stop spamming already. Their messages will not go through.
(・∀・) Well, make with the funny, Grandpa!
=( ^_^)¨ Hello grandpa!, I am a little girl
＼(^o^)／ended
I doesn't understand well, but it is here the nostalgia of early "Two channels".
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（ ´ω`） ＜ Is that so?
＿| ⊃／(＿＿_
／ └-(＿＿＿_／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_ ＜ Please, continue
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
ZzzzZZZZzzzzzz...
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
(・∀・) Hey dad, I've got a great scheme! Let's kill Grandpa and take the inheritance money!
（ ´ω`） I'm not giving your father any inheritance money, junior. I spent it all on booze and prostitutes.
( ･ิω･ิ) Then how will you pay for future booze and prostitutes?
(^o^)
( ) Let's go！
く く
＼(^o^)／ Won't you take my hand. For I will be your man.
( ) So tonight we gonna dance the night away.
く く
(^o^) One and one is two. Don't you be so cruel.
￣( )￣ Synchronize this love is what we've got to do.
く ＞
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(^o^) All the time we'll be together 'cause
( )￣ it's yours and mine. Forever we're in this love thing...
く ＼
(^o^) Jajajajan!
へ(＿ノ＼
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dance Dance DANCE!!!
( ´ω`) ... kids these days. Throw 'em out a second story window and all they do is dance.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) One more time!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Now don't do anything crazy, son.
( ´ω`) ... oh, who am I kidding?
( ･ิω･ิ) ● Wait, this isn't a bomb...
( ･ิω･ิ) ● It might be one of those new round nachos, but I'm not sure. 2D is so confusing.
(・∀・) How does it taste?
(・∀・) Oh, shi●!
( ･ิω･ิ) When I was your age, we didn't use that kind oflanguage ya little fucker.
( ´ω`) Yeah, watch your fuckin' language, you little shitmitten.
(・∀・) jeeeezus christ, who crawled up your crusty ass with a chainsaw?
( ･ิω･ิ) ..what else was I going to do with it?
( ・∀・) Go to Texas for a massacre?
( ´ω`) Fart in my general direction one more time and I'll stick your right hand up your shitmitten.
( ・-・）=つ ☆ )) -ﾟ) Ow! Owwwww!
( ・-・）The passage is prepared.
(⌒⌒)
∧_∧ （ prrt ） I'd like to see you do better...
(´ω` ) ノノ～′
（⊃⌒●⌒⊂)
/ノ ヽ
( ・∀・) Grandpa, you have the superior shitmitten
(⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒)
∧_∧ （ 。。。。o o o o 0 0 0 0 ⌒)
(ﾟヮ ﾟ ) ノノ～～～～～～～～～～～′
（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
/ノ ヽ
(;・∀・';;) too much farting...can't breathe..
( ・ω・) Perhaps you meant to say "I think I'm going to nuke"...?
( ´ω`) Indeed
( ・∀・) Grandpa, why is my skin glowing bright green?
( ´ω`) You've turned radioactive.
( ﾟ oﾟ) ...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Junior's in Phase II!
（ ｀ハ´） Just passing by...
（⊃⌒*⌒⊂) < PHHHHHT! PRRRTH!
（｀ハ´ ） That is all.
( ・-・）Holy crap, is that Unit 4?!?...
( ・-・） No, it's much too thin and and well-spoken to be Unit 4. Hahahahahahaha.
( ・ω・) grandpa, what's that annoying noise playing in the background of DQN?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Candy Mountain, Charlie!
( ・∀・) Test! Test! Test!
>Test! Test! Test! Test!
>Test! Test! Test! Test!
>Test! Test! Test! Test!
>Test! Test! Test! Test!
>Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test!
>Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test!
>Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test!
>Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test! Test!
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（｀ハ´ ） Fail...
( ´ω`) Okay, let's try and get back on track here. Ask me a question, any question.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why can't you keep this thread on track?
( ・∀・) is this HTML?
&hearts
( ´ω`) I can't keep this thread on track because you keep posting stupid things.
( ´ω`) That wasn't a question.
( ・∀・) What is your favorite number grandpa?
( ´ω`) 9000, anything more is just to much metal for one hand.
( ・∀・) Have you ever won the lottery?
( ´ω`) What?
( ・∀・) I guess you haven't.
( ´ω`) Yeah.
( ・∀・) Are you just pretending to listen to my questions?
( ´ω`) No, I'm not cold.
Do you desire some hot air to keep you warm?
∧_∧
(ﾟヮ ﾟ )
（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
/ ノ ヽ_
( ´ω`)
( ・∀・) Don't you have a happy things thread to post in, Mit?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh hey you're right!
( ´ω`) zzZZZzZZzzZZZZ...
( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! v( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa! ( ・∀・) Grandpa!
( ´ω) It's "( ´ω) Grandpa", you little moron.
( ・∀・) Jood job turning off WakabaMark there, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) Password incorrect.
( ・∀・) Password recorrection
( ´ω`) Spammers are not welcome here.
(・∀・) Are spammers welcome anywhere, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) becauseitswinter.com
(・∀・) Where do we go when we get bumped off the front page?
( ´ω`) Let's hope we never find out, Junior. Let's hope we never find out.
(・∀・) I wanna find out. I wanna go sing and dance like that other guy.
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(・∀・) Grandpa! The basement's full of Clonepas! HELP!
( ´ω`) More food for the dogs, I guess.
(・∀・) ...the dogs?
(´ω`) Son, every time Clonepa shows up and poops all over this thread, it's been a different Clonepa. I try to keep them all asleep until the dogs are hungry, but some of them wake up now and then and get loose.
(・∀・) Just a minute ago you had no idea why they were here, and were saying something about dogs...
(・∀・) Unless... there's more that one Grandpa, too?!
(・∀・) ... hungry dogs?
( ´ω`) You seem confused, Junior.
( ･ω･) Hi everybody. Is anything cool going on up here?
( ･ω･) Hi everybody. Is anything coo-
( ･ω･) ... (･ω･ ) ...
(･ω･ ) Guess I'm a bit early. I'll come back later.
( ´ω`) Peace and quiet.
( ･ω･) I'm still here, you kn-
( ´ω`) Peace and quiet.
( ･ิω･ิ) 666get. Also, I need one of the Clonepas for a horrific experiment.
(・∀・) Grandpa, can you smell what the Rock is cooking?
( `ω´) I SAID PEACE AND QUIET
( ･ω･)
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Y2JUNIOR
(・∀・)
( ･ω･) Go, Junior, go!
( ´ω`) Junior, it's still September 1993
( ´ω`) So tonight I'm gonna party like it's nineteen-ninety-three.
o (´ω` )o
o( ´ω`) o
o (´ω` )o
o o
( ´ω`)
Mittens, I've been meaning to tell you
for the longest time
( ・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ ）
I ...I really like you and I think you're
really cool, you're great to hang out with
and you're always happy ...I ...
( ・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ ）
...Mittens, I think I have a crush on you!
( ・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ ）
...
...
( ・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ ）
( ･ω･) I'm telling your fiancee.
(⌒⌒)
∧_ ∧ （ poot ） This is how I feel about your feelings, Junior!!
( ﾟヮ ﾟ ) ノノ～′
（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
/ノ ヽ
(⌒⌒)
∧_∧ （ poot ） This is how I feel about your feelings, Junior!!
( ´ω`) ノノ～′
（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
/ノ ヽ
( ･ω･) Why is my threat being ignored for some stupid combo?
(⌒⌒)
∧_∧ （ poot ） Fartistes have greater things to worry about, like methane in the atmosphere.
( ´ω`) ノノ～′
（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
/ノ ヽ
I still have a crush on you ... your farts are cute!^^
( ・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ ）
( ﾟヮ ﾟ ) My spidersense is tingling, something about surprise buttsechs if I fart in the wrong direction.
( ・∀・)つ Hey, what's that over there?
（ ﾟヮ ﾟ）...MITTENS! Hundreds of pairs!
( ・∀( ﾟ ヮﾟ)
(・∀・) What do I do now, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) Go get me a beer.
( ･ิω･ิ) And some nachos!
(・∀・) Grandpa, don't you ever just want to GET UP, DANCE AND SING!??
(・∀・) HALLEUJAH GRANDPA, LET'S GOOOOO
(⌒⌒)
∧_∧ （ moot ）
( ´ω`) ノノ～′I'm up and letting it rip!
（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
/ノ ヽ
( ???) ~!
(⌒⌒)
∧_∧ （ ???? ）
( ???) ノノ～???? ?? ??? ??????? ?? ???!
（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
/ノ ヽ
( ´ω`) Not you again.
( ???) Don't worry, now that I've claimed 700GET I'll leave in peace!
( ･ิω･ิ) I think you fail there buddy...
( ･ิω･ิ) ...among other things.
( ´ω`) At times like this, I wish Janey got herself clean and come to visit.
( ⌒-⌒) Heheheheheh. Watch this!
( ⌒-⌒) I'm going to stick it to Grandpa...
( ⌒-⌒) By taking 700GET!!!
( ´ω`) As if I care about such petty things.
( ´ω`) .... bastard.
(・∀・) Grandpa, if we were made into an anime, who would be our voice actors?
(・∀・) I think Norio Wakamoto would be perfect for your voice, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) I guess you would be played by some jap chick.
( ･ิω･ิ) I totally got played by some ... never mind.
705 get
( ´ω`) .... bastard.
(・∀・) You called for me?
( ´ω`) Ah, I remember your mom with great fondness. The greatest slut that ever opened her legs to the whole world.
(・∀・) I never met my mom...
( ･ิω･ิ) That's my wife you're talking about!
( ･ิω･ิ) She was an amazing slut. So talented, and so competitively priced...
(・∀・) A Park Avenue hooker?
( ´ω`) .... bastard.
(・∀・) ... motherfucker.
( ･ิω･ิ) So kid, where are the damned nachos?
( ´ω`) And my beer? What about my beer?
(・∀・) Pimp my ride and I'll go, sugar daddies
( ´ω`) I'm not a fucking sugar daddy. I can't have sugar anymore, Junior, because it gave me DIABEETUS.
(・∀・) Calm down, Grandpa... I was joking.
*( ´ω`) *
(・∀・)つ Can I poke your stomach?
( ´ω`) You know I had it amputated 3 years ago...
( ´ω`) So go ahead, I don't care.
( ´ω`) ( ・∀・)つ( ｘ ) So fun!
( ´_ゝ｀)ﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉ
( ´_ゝ｀)ﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉ
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(・∀・)ﾗｳﾞｨ!!
(ﾟ３ﾟ)ﾋﾟ～ﾋﾟﾛﾘ～ﾋﾟﾛﾘ～ﾛﾘ～ﾛﾘﾚﾘ～
( ´_ゝ｀)(ﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉ）
(ﾟ３ﾟ)ﾋﾟ～ﾋﾟﾛﾘ～ﾋﾟﾛﾘ～ﾛﾘ～ﾛﾚﾙﾗﾛ～
( ´_ゝ｀)（ﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉﾇﾇﾈﾈﾇﾇﾈﾉ）
('A`)ｳ～ﾝｳ～ﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝｳ～ﾝｳ～ﾝﾝ･ﾝ･ﾝ
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(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾗｳﾞｨ!!
( ´ω`) Looks like the universal translator's on the fritz again.
（ ｀ハ´） garbfrabble wim bisplag feeboobahboo ia ia spoobnumby wim choo?
(・∀・) say what?
( ´ω`) Relax, Junior. He's just speaking in his native chinese.
(・∀・) I'm pretty sure "spoobnumby" isn't a chinese word, Grandpa.
( ´ω`) back in my day we didnt have spoobnumby. And we had to walk 15 miles in the snow with no shoes on just so I could purchase some spoobnumby.... ah the old days
(・∀・) Are you thinking of snowbunnies?
（ ｀ハ´） argfond erwombie vilum burr? Bimwap, etgwa wim yoob spoobnumby wim gark.
(・∀・) ... stop talking.
(・∀・) Say it don't spit it, Beardy.
（ ｀ハ´） 灵活镇嘎频道并改动隆冬龙别呢士兵罗或带瞅瞅赫尔东海！利他力保斯塔的！
（ ｀ハ´） fram kib wim imizbody hip deep in the septic tank, and you really ought to call the authorities about it, good sirs.
<丶｀ω´> Will you quiet down in there? I'm trying to sleep! nida
( ・ω・<丶｀ω´> unf, unf, unf.
( ・ω・) I need a smoke after sleeping with that guy.
( ・-・）Global translator is broken virus = very yes.
( ´ω`) Young people and their language...
(・∀・) Grandpa, what is your favorite Japanese animation opening theme?
( ´ω`) Ghost in the Shell, season 1. Russian sounds so dirty
(・∀・)Grandpa, what do you think of the Mona font?
( ´ω`) It looks terrible italicized.
(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?
( ´ω`) you (us) are the reason I like fire!! Young whippersnapper
( ・-・）Why do you treat me like a baby?
( ´ω`) Are you saying you aren't a baby? You sure look like one.
( ・-・）Grandpa, I detect you haven't had yourmedispoobnumby zovvov micksa lit.
( ´ω`) We already did that gag, babyface.
( ・-・）Oh yeah? here's another old gag! 750GET!
( ´ω`) And we did that gag at least six times already.
(・∀・) Lets masturbate
(・∀・) I don't know. Grandpa, what do I wish to masturbate to today?
( ´ω`) To getting unf-unf'ed by Clonepa
( *・ωﾒ) Hey, I'm back from Iraq! Who wants to see my new scars?
(・∀・) Mercpa's back!
( ´ω`) ...why.
( ^-^)_旦 Your beer, Grandpa.
( *・ωﾒ)つ ♥ See this, Junior? I pulled it out of a Sunni extremist's chest and showed it to him before he died! Cool, huh?
( ´ω`)旦 Thank you, dear.
( ^-^)
( -__-) hai!
( ^-^)
( *・ωﾒ) Can I have some beer?
( ´ω`)旦 Go help yourself. It's on the fridge.
( *・ωﾒ)つ☢ I don't think this is beer...
( *・ωﾒ) Wait a minute! Is Grandpa really the Grandba'athist?
(・∀・)つ☢ That's mine! It's for school.
( ・ωﾒ)⊃､Д,)⊃ `☢ KO!
( *・ωﾒ) Damn those DQNists! They scarred me for life.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how is babby formed?
( ´ω`) Well first, you need ten dollars.
(・ω・) At least that's what my wife charged.
(・ω・) ...
(・ω・) Bless her.
( ´ω`) Who in their right mind would marry you?
(・∀・) Grandpa, I started a new company. http://www.dqn.vn/
( ´ω`) This is a no-click zone, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, does taking a country off the gold standard truly make it a more competitive member of the world market, or is it a underappreciated plot of The Illuminati that brings us one step closer to an unified world government ruled by a chosen and secretive few in their ranks?
( ´ω`) Yes, because Platinum credits cards shows you got better standards.
<ヽ｀∀´> Why is there not the Corean in this thread? It is the discriminate nida!
( ´ω`) Because you run away as soon as Clonepa tries to hump you.
(・ω<ヽ｀∀´> unf unf unf!
(・∀・) That's humping? That looks like Nida saying 'unf unf unf' and obscuring part of what seems to be clonepa's head
( ´ω`) It's a beautiful thing, Junior.
( ???) 777GEEEEEEEEEET!
(??? ) With that, I shall be on my way.
( ´ω`) You're two hours late son.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why are people so particular about which video game system they buy?
( ´ω`) I don't keep up with gadgets these days. You kids, always playing your "video games", back in my day there was only "Pong", but you were a nerd if you had that and people laughed at you.
(・∀・) Pong? Did you conceive my dad when you were 15, grandpa?
(・∀・) GFLAGBLEHBUFABADALA!!
( ´ω`) Sonny, shut up for a second. I have to tell you something very, very saddening...hell, I'm really not taking it well at now right now...
(・∀・) What could possibly upset an old fart like you this much?
( ´ω`) Anna Nicole Smith died. tears
(・∀・) ...So?
( `ω´) SO?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO!??! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW HOT SHE IS!?!? KIDS NOWADAYS!! Why, back in the day, Anne and I were doing it like rabbits day and night.
(・∀・) So...she's an old hag with a loose cunt?
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) She was your grandmother.
( ´ω`) Oh, and she was your great-grandmother, too, but that's unimportant.
(・∀・) ....
(・∀・) Well, I hope I get her big tits. Sure would give me something to play with.
( ´ω`) Want 'em? She doesn't have any use for them now...
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and I'm in the wrong thread.
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( ´ω`) I remember the day when Squeeks whas born...he was born a she!
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeksiana and I'm Grandpa's daughter
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( *・ωﾒ) ...
( *・ωﾒ) Get me my shotgun, Junior.
(・∀・)つe------ I could only find your old elephant gun
( *・ωﾒ) That's no good. The ammo shop is all out of elephants.
(・∀・) ....har har.
( ´ω`) In my days we just released a pack of wolves on offenders.
(・∀・)＜ Grandpa, should I upgrade to Vista?
（__つ /￣￣￣ /_
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／ ※＼ ￣￣￣ ＼
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| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < Amiga workbench is all you need, my boy.
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
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（ ^ิ౪^ิ) Just passing through on my way to 2ch.
( ´ω`) Don't let the door hit your 800get on the way out.
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) Thanks to you, I don't have one to hit.
(・∀・) Grandpa, haven't you fixed that busted door lock yet?
( ´ω`) I'm waiting for a hook, er, your mom to come in.
(・∀・) Mommy? I hope I like her.
( ´ω`) Don't get your hopes up, kid.
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| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < Free porn? Lemme just click...GAH!!
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
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(・∀・) Free porn? YAY! Can I have some?
/ ||￣￣|| ∧＿∧
| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < This isn't the hot transvestite action I was promised!!
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
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/ ||￣￣|| ∧＿∧
| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < Fifty hours of AOL, free? How do I sign up?!
|￣￣＼三⊂/￣￣￣/
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(・∀・) Grandpa, me and Clonepa stole us a pet from the cat thread.
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( ´ω`) Oh my, it's a giant.
( ・-・）No, you're just looking through the seeing glass the wrong way.
( ´ω`) Don't question my opinions son.
(・∀・) Oh, Grandpa, I love it when you have those senior moments.
( ´ω`) Speaking words of wisdom, let it be, let it be grandpa.
( ´ω`) What the hell was I babbling about?
( ´ω`) Oh my, it's a giant.
（ ﾟ ヮﾟ） I see the giant is grateful for somebody censoring his dick. I'm grateful too!
( ´ω`) Putting on the pounds, I see.
（ ﾟ ヮﾟ ）*munch munch* Schut deh fukkup, ol man! smack munch munch
( ´ω`) Talk to me like that and you can just roll your blobulent self out the door, Porky.
>>822
＿＿__＿∧∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
～' ＿＿__（ ﾟДﾟ）＜ 逝ってよし！！
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( ´ω`) What the hell does that mean? You kids and your slang.
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) I do believe he told you to die, my good man. Oh well, back to 2ch.
( ﾟ oﾟ) =3 hoooo...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All that exersize was totally worth it.
( ´ω`) Now that you're thin again, lets have sex.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... you start. I'll catch up later. I've got some things to do first.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
( ´ω`) Sadly a woodchuck's wood would be but a twig, so little wood would be chuck by the woodchuck. But I did chuck a lot of wood into your mom, Junior.
( ´ω`) Oh, and AT your mom, too. Stupid bitch got out of line quite a bit.
(・∀・) Grandpa, when is a good time to go find a house?
(・∀・) I ask because the property market here in Saitama is pricey for buyers. What should I look for in good value real estate?
( ´ω`) Houses in red light districts are cheap with excellent views.
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) D-drrrrr.
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) I don't know. Somebody thought it'd be funny to have me say "Drrrr" instead of something original, and I'm stuck with it now. Truth is, I hate it.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I wanted Mittens' gimmick!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have a gimmick?
( ´ω`) Yes, we use it during emergencies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh yeah!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Drrrrrrr
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I love mittens! Mittens!
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Yeah this is kinda gay. Think of something better or I'm leaving no matter how much you'll pay me.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) How about if I do the whole sniggering insinuation bit. Like this:
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Oooooo, I know what YOU've been doing...
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Did that work for y'all?
( ´ω`) It made me want to punch you in the face, so I guess it worked pretty well. Better than that Drrr-rrrr thing, anyway.
( ´ω`) ...and how about you leave NOW.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I'm not Clonepa.
( ´ω`) You're starting to act like a crap-ass...
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Why doesn't anyone respect me?
( ・ω・) Respect is something you have to earn.
( ´ω`) No, respect comes with age.
(・∀・) Grandpa, which should I choose for hunting down the unwanted extras - the FN P90 or the H&K G36?
( °3°) ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ｀｡) (☄◢д◣)☄ ( ⌒-⌒) （ *ﾟ';;ｗﾟ'） ( ﾟ∀ﾟ) ( ´_⊃｀) (｀μ´) (`Д´)
|・＿・|( =0=) ( ´・__・) （ ´∀｀）（*ﾟーﾟ）（。・_・） ( ' =_=) J( 'ｰ`)し ((/ デ.ㄟ) （ ＾∀＾）
( ･_･) ﾐ*ﾟｰﾟ) (´^ิω＾ิ) (`)(´) ( ・ー・) ( ｀ｰ´) ( ･ิm･ิ) <丶｀ハ´> （ ﾒωﾒ） （ ∬ω∬）
( ´ω`) Now to make all these freaks listen to Reason!
J( 'ｰ`)し Yah, like I care old man.
((/ デ.ㄟ) Your treatment of us has been nothing but cruel and...
((/ デ.ㄟ) cruel and...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ..;just stop making fun of me.
( ･ิm･ิ) I'm not with these guys. Later.
彡
Smoochie smoochie ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ｀｡)
( ´ω`) No thanks, zitface.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why are they all doing it wrong?
( ´ω`) Because you haven't killed them yet. Now hurry up.
(・∀・)⊃*ε◕ฺ｀｡) <SMACK!
(☄◢д◣)☄ Blargh, I'm dead.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like my mints? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Mints
( ´ω`) Yes, they're very refreshing!
(・∀・) There wernt enough tits, Grandpa.
(☄◢д◣)☄ Brainz... Brainz...
(・∀・) You won't find any here, try over on /science/.
( ⌒-⌒) I see my evil science is working wonders.
( ´ω`) I hear a knocking at my door...
(´ω` ) Alcohol, my dear friend! It's been so long!
|ω` ) I'll be back whenever.
|彡
（ ＾ω＾） Young man, we do not allow minors without their guardians in this bar. If you're here alone, please leave.
( ・∀・) Doko, doko? Ojii-san?
( ´ω`) I dont understand moon language, junior, you need to speak english, like us real people.
( ´ω`) 私には月言語がわかりません、ジュニア、あなたは我々のような用語englishに本当の人々を必要とします。
( ・∀・) Boku name is Junia!
( ´ω`) COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
( ´ω`) er - go to your room.
( ´ω`) 4chan must be down again or something...
( ・∀・) But koko is bar desu!
＿ _
〃⌒ヾ-､―( ヾ
{{ ﾉ-―`ﾟﾍヽﾘ
ゞ=〈ヽ〃ﾉﾉﾊ）〉、
ノﾉﾊI」ﾟ ヮﾟﾉﾘ｀ヾ 、 What do you think about the planetarium?
(（/（ ⊂ﾚ卯つヽ V〉 That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when.
V〉)' く/V|_!〉 ）) All the stars in all the sky are waiting for you.
'′ じ'ﾉ
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) For a moment, I was lost in reverie.
( ・∀・) Snap out of it Grandpa, she's not of this world!
( ・-・）Listen to his counsel, for if you go with her, you will no longer be of this Earth, and will wander the stars forevermore.
( ´ω`) Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.
( ´ω`) The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.
( ´ω`) Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?
( ´ω`) ...and the wind cried Mary.
( ´ω`) 1000 elitists equal 1 Watermelon
( ´ω`) ...?
( ´ω`) I know there's a racist undertone in there somewhere.
(・∀・) Grandpa, when will September end? It feels like it's been years already.
( ´ω`) September will end when October starts. Not a moment before or after.
(・∀・) +1 Insightful
( ´ω`) Please remember to rate me daily, Junior. I get 10 cents for every star.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever notice that some people ask you a question and just proceed to answer it for you anyway? Why are people jerks that way? You'll probably say something insightful about about how Type A personalities conduct themselves versus the way Type B's approach people.
(・∀・) Jeez, Grandpa! I was talking about the driven, workaholic personalities, called Type A, versus laid back and easy-going Tybe B personalities. Not everything comes from Japan, y'know!
(・ω・) -5 Flamebait
(・∀・) -5,000 Crapass
(・ω・) OVER NINE HUNDRED POSTS
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i
＼ヽ .ゞ=○=ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
( ´ω`) That's a long lunchbreak Rei. Do you want me to squirt some mayo on top of that?
( ´ω`) You're diluting my legacy, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, when will Janey get out of rehab?
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and my thread has been taken over by an impostor. You could be next grandpa. Just a warning.
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
( ´ω`) Junior, what are you doing with that crap on your head?
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＿☆☆☆＿
（ ´ω`） ＜ I said Junior what're you doing with that crap on your head...
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
人
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（＿＿）
（ ＿＿ ）
（ ・∀・） ＜ I'm goin' to hempfest to get some action, then I'm goin' home to bed!
（つ つ
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
|￣￣|
＿☆☆☆＿
（ ´ω`） Junior, get my Colts. I'm feeling westernish.
(・∀・) Grandpa, is this thread legendary ?
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-‐ －! i Mmffnuuuuuuu
＼ヽ .ゞ=○=ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
( ´ω`) If you have to ask, it's not legendary.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-● ●! i Mmffnuuuuuuu
＼ヽ .ゞ=○=ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
Go to 1000 replys, Grandpa!! :-D
(・∀・) Rei Charles is legendary.
( ´ω`) I always had the hots for Rei Hino.
-‐‐- 、
／ ヽ
! ! 人|,.iﾉl_ﾉ）
i 乂-＾ ＾! i Lalala yep~~
＼ヽ .ゞ"○"ﾉノ
｀｀フ i´
/ ＼ﾉゝ
/__i |丱!|
( ´ω`) Doraemon? I remember that thing from my precious childhood memories...
＿＿＿＿
／∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∴,（･）（･）∴|
|∵∵／ ○ ＼|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | ／￣￣￣￣￣
|∵ | ＿_|＿_ | ＜ Hi, Grandpa! It's me, Doraemon!
＼| ＼＿/ ／ ＼＿＿＿＿＿
＼＿＿＿_／
(・∀・) AAAAAAA!!! It's a monster Grandpa! RUN!!!
( ´ω`) You're no Doraemon. You're tanasinn∵∴∵∴∵∴
( ´ω∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
(・ω・) Did I hear someone say tanasinn?
(・ω・)つ**∴** Because I feel someone said tanasinn.
(・ω・) What the hell. That worked when I previewed it.
( ´ω`) Sometimes I wonder if you could shame my family any more than you already have. Then I stop caring.
(・∀・) Grandpa, last night I dreamt that >>999 was a really stupid post.
( ´ω`) Lay off the late-night pizzas, Junior.
(・∀・) Nurupo
( ´3`) Grunndpu.. give me a little kiss...
( ´ω`) ga
＿＿＿＿
／∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∵∴∵∴＼
/∵∴∴,（･）（･）∴|
|∵∵／ ○ ＼|
|∵ / 三 | 三 | ／￣￣￣￣￣
|∵ | ＿_|＿_ | ＜ Don't think. Feel, and you'll be Doraemon.
＼| ＼＿/ ／ ＼＿＿＿＿＿
＼＿＿＿_／
(・∀・) I prefer OS-tans to Tanasinn! We should all congratulate ME-tan for running this board so well.
ta∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵
∩＿＿＿_∩
|ノ ヽ
｜ ● ● | .
彡 ( _,●_)ミ
| │・ω・ |│ I'm wearing a bear suit!
| ＿ ￣￣￣_|
| ∪ ∪
＼__ _/
∪￣∪
( ・-・） The only thing it doesn't cover is your utter worthlessness.
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| We can't start until the other two get here.
＼＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿
∨
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
∧＿∧ | What's taking them so long?
( ´ω`) /へ.＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
（ っ-~ ∧ ∧
∧ ∧-ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆ─､（ ・∀・ ）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ヽ⊂ ヽ
（ つヽ、 ∧＿∧＼ ﾉ～
し＿） ＼ ﾆﾆ (ハ´ ）. ＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
||￣￣ （ ）￣|| ＜ Who cares?
(＿＿○ﾉ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
∧
／￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Mittens!
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Your thread fell to the 26th spot, since that worried me, I'm bumping it.
| ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＼＿ ＿| No one asked for your help, Clonepa.
∨ ＼＿ ＿＿＿＿＿＿
∧＿∧ ∨
( ・ω・) ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（っ っ ∧＿∧ | Get out of here, you smell.
｜｜｜ ( ´ω`) /へ.＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
（＿）__） （ っ-~ ∧ ∧
∧ ∧-ﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆﾆ─､（∀・ ）
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ヽ⊂ ヽ
（ つヽ、 ∧＿∧＼ ﾉ～
し＿） ＼ ﾆﾆ (ハ´ ）. ＼ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
||￣￣ （ ）￣|| ＜ I can't stand the look of your face. Out with you.
(＿＿○ﾉ ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
∧
／￣ ￣￣￣￣￣￣
| Mittens!
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
(・∀・) Can you see into the future, Grandpa?
( ﾟヮﾟ) I can see into the future!
( ﾟヮﾟ) Mittens!
(・∀・) Of course you would say that...
( ・ω・) But your past and present are full of mittens as well. How can you tell that these mittens are future-mittens?
( ﾟヮﾟ) They connect by USB2.0 and Bluetooth!
( ^3^) Mittens...
( ^3^) Mittens...
( ^3^) Mittens...
( ﾟ‐ﾟ) < Enough from you!
⊂彡☆( ^3^)
( ´ω`) Hey, I do the smacking around here! Go smack people around in your own thread.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Okay!
( ﾟヮﾟ) But can I still slap them with wet mittens?
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ??? (ﾟヮﾟ )
Pime Taradox!
958 get
( ´ω`) I show up far too seldom in my legendary threads.
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's it like to have so many legendary threads?
( ´ω`) It's hell, Junior. Life is an unending series of threads where the same thing happens over and over and over except that it gets more bizarre and frightening every time through.
( ・-・）Hell is not a place. It is a state of being. A state which you are becoming intimately aquainted with.
,ﾍ _,ハ = 、
/ ｀ヽ __ -t __- '´ ヽ,
/|! 」 _,.-=' ,.-=' ／ ﾉﾉ'´ ⌒´
＿,,_ト|! ｒ フ [!|＿＿ ノ⌒ '⌒' /_,. '´
＼ゝ---ニ＝て r'⌒ﾊ l__ ｲ⌒入 ＿￣ _,. '´
ヽ,__, ゝ＼ニ---┴┴"∠ '´ ｀ヽ _,. '´
ヽ____＿ ⌒)ノ＿＿ 彡 } _,. '´
￣ 'vc＼ ヽ__ノ-‐ '´ Zooooooom！
( ・-・）I see he has the missing 'c' from the word "Acquainted". I had wondered where that had gotten to.
(・∀・) ... wow.
( ´ω`) ... eh. I've seen better.
( ´ω`) What's that little beady-eyed twit yammering about?
( ・-・）Beats me, most of the time I'm just a mouthpiece for ancient, insane horrors from beyond the veil of time.
( ・-・）The only thing that defines you is how pathetic you are.
( ・-・）Some of us sooner then others, if you catch my drift.
( ´ω`) Well, the end is pretty clearly near, Junior. Make with the questions.
(・∀・) Grandpa, there's a whole world out there, waiting to be explored, to be a part of... Why do we remain here, merely discussing and questioning and never living at all?
(・∀・) Grandpa, you are getting more and more leftist every day.
( ´ω`) Of course I'm a leftist. All my neighbors are rich, and I'm jealous of them.
( ´ω`) Furthermore, I constantly lobby for more laws that allow me to benefit from the fruits of their hard work.
( ´ω`) And I hate the idea that some people are living their lives without a care for what I think they should be doing.
(・∀・) So that whole global warming thing?
( ´ω`) Just me trying to stick it to the rich, as usual.
( ・-・）We have lived so long and yet we have accomplished nothing. None of us will be remembered - everything we are, we did, will be, will eventually be forgotten.
( ´ω`) Go away. You're bringing everybody down.
( ・-・）Hardly. Why would I want to when both Clonepa and Emokid have that role entirely down-pat?
( ´ω`) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've seen C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
(・∀・) ... no you didn't.
( ´ω`) It was a very avant-garde setup of Wagner's opera Tannhäuser.
( ´ω`)My chest... hurts.
(・∀・) Grandpa, are you having a heart attack?
(・∀・) What's it like?
( ´ω`)
( ´ω`)
( ´ω`)
( ・ω・) You're awfully quiet there... will I inherit you?
( ´ω`)
,. -ｰ- 、
{∧＿∧}
(´･ω･`) The nigger is in hell.
（二二二）
＼ ／
ｉ´ `i
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
. ＿＿＿ -ddddddddddrooooooooooop-
（二二二）
＼ ／
ｉ´ `i
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
(・∀・) What's hell like, niggerpa?
(・∀・) ...Grandpa?
( ´ω`)
( ´ω`) Don't call me niggerpa just because I ran a cotton plantation in my days.
( xωx)