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( LΦ`) Juniors, quit messing around and go to your rooms!
( LΦ`) and Clonepa.
( ₯Φ₯) Hello, Grandpa, Juniors.
(EΝE) Grandpa, Clonepa, you may call me Legion, for we are many!
( ₯Φ₯) But your name is Junior.
( LΦ`) Once my pills kick in, there'll only be one of you again, and you'd better be in your room, boy!
(EΝE)ΒΖ You mean THIS pill? The one you took are laxatives, grandpa.
(EΝE) Enjoy your crap.
( LΦ`) I don't have an ass, Junior.
( ₯Φ₯) Yes you do! I AM YOUR ASS, GRANDPA, YOUR CRAP ASS!
( `)(L) Find your own damn gimmick.
( ₯Φ₯) aw, hamburgers.
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( LΦ`) I thought I told you to get out, lardpile.
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( ά-ά) Grandpa, wake up. You dozed off again.
(₯Ν₯) Very good site. Thank you!
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( LΦ`) Ah, the days of my youth...
(₯Ν₯) Youth? So you always looked like that since you were young?
( LΦ`) My name isn't "Grandpa" for nothing, you know.
( LΦ`) Who the hell are you talking to? Did you drink the rotten milk again?
( ά-ά) Am I awake or do I dream? The strangest pictures I have seen.
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(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, are you a virgin?
( LΦ`) No. Are you?
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(₯Ν₯) Not all of us use windows and we require Monafont to get good looking text art. To see the art in monafont, we are must set the text art formatting.
( EΦE)Β♥ No, they really are flying around. Anybody got a flyswatter?
( LΦ`) Funny, Junior, I use Safari and things look just dandy.
(=o=) This is what text art looks like with and without the correct formatting
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(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, weasels ripped my flesh! Rzzzzzz!
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(EΝE) Hey, Jisakujien, what're you doing here? I don't remember inviting you.
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(EΝE) I want to set that tree on fire. Can I do that, Grandpa?
( LΦ`) No, Junior. That's a Tanasinn Tree. Burning it will release horrors unima--
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(₯Ν₯) Hey Grandpa, what do you think of new Democrat majority?
( LΦ`) New party, same crap, Junior.
( LΦ`) Now with more feminism.
( EΦE) ( EΦE) ( EΦE) ( EΦE) ( EΦE) ( EΦE) ( EΦE) ahem
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Did I hear feminism?
I like tits.
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(₯Ν₯) Grandpa, why are girls so damn loud in groups? Yes, I said "damn" because they're just that loud.
(₯Ν₯) S'like, it's not enough that they're loud either. They have to bundle together in groups and talk over each other and all at the same time. They even laugh at the same time. What's the deal?
( LΦ`) I'm too busy having sex with all the girls to care, Junior.
( LΦ`) It's not hard when you're GRANDPA COOL
(₯Ν₯) I'm not Junior, I'm Jisakujien.
( LΦ`) You keep telling yourself that, Junior.
(=o=) Note: Do not mistake (EΝE) for i@EΝEj or (EΝE) see: http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Junior
i@EΝEjHey Junior.
(EΝE) I'm Junior, let's merge Jisakujien
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( LΦ`) Anyways, Junior...
( LΦ`) I think you merged with Squeeks instead of Jisakujien too, Junior.
(=o=) I provided the minimal amount of warning as dictated by state and national law.
(EΝE) My name is Jeeks and this thread sucks dick like all of those other wannabe "[Part 7] ( LΦ`) Grandpa [Legendary]" threads.
( ά-ά) Oh lord is this starting to get complicated.
( EΦEΦE EΦE( EΦE( EΦE( EΦE( EΦE) woohoo
( LΦ`) Grandpa, what happened to this thread?
(EΝE) My name is Jeeks and Grandpa, why are you asking yourself questions?
( LΦ`) Junior, you're just not doing your job here, and I'm trying to cover for you while you figure out who you really are.
( LΦ`) You're Junior, by the way.
(EΝE) No I'm not! I'm...
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( LΦ`) Who's that at the door? It's my good friend alcohol!
(LΦ` ) Be seein' ya, kid.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Way to go, son. Your annoying antics set dad to drinking again.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Now the nachos are MINE!
( ά-ά) With all this how can you be sure the nachos are even nachos anymore?
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) munch
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(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Yep, nachos.
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(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) then again, he only took 1.
( ά-ά) Look again.
And I'll be taking that too...
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