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( LΦ`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
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( LΦ`) Hey, I do the smacking around here! Go smack people around in your own thread.
(@ί ί) Okay!
(@ίί) But can I still slap them with wet mittens?
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( LΦ`) I show up far too seldom in my legendary threads.
(EΝE) Grandpa, what's it like to have so many legendary threads?
( LΦ`) It's hell, Junior. Life is an unending series of threads where the same thing happens over and over and over except that it gets more bizarre and frightening every time through.
( E-EjHell is not a place. It is a state of being. A state which you are becoming intimately aquainted with.
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( E-EjI see he has the missing 'c' from the word "Acquainted". I had wondered where that had gotten to.
(EΝE) ... wow.
( LΦ`) ... eh. I've seen better.
( LΦ`) What's that little beady-eyed twit yammering about?
( E-EjBeats me, most of the time I'm just a mouthpiece for ancient, insane horrors from beyond the veil of time.
( E-EjThe only thing that defines you is how pathetic you are.
( E-EjSome of us sooner then others, if you catch my drift.
( LΦ`) Well, the end is pretty clearly near, Junior. Make with the questions.
(EΝE) Grandpa, there's a whole world out there, waiting to be explored, to be a part of... Why do we remain here, merely discussing and questioning and never living at all?
(EΝE) Grandpa, you are getting more and more leftist every day.
( LΦ`) Of course I'm a leftist. All my neighbors are rich, and I'm jealous of them.
( LΦ`) Furthermore, I constantly lobby for more laws that allow me to benefit from the fruits of their hard work.
( LΦ`) And I hate the idea that some people are living their lives without a care for what I think they should be doing.
(EΝE) So that whole global warming thing?
( LΦ`) Just me trying to stick it to the rich, as usual.
( E-EjWe have lived so long and yet we have accomplished nothing. None of us will be remembered - everything we are, we did, will be, will eventually be forgotten.
( LΦ`) Go away. You're bringing everybody down.
( E-EjHardly. Why would I want to when both Clonepa and Emokid have that role entirely down-pat?
( LΦ`) I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've seen C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
(EΝE) ... no you didn't.
( LΦ`) It was a very avant-garde setup of Wagner's opera Tannhäuser.
( LΦ`)My chest... hurts.
(EΝE) Grandpa, are you having a heart attack?
(EΝE) What's it like?
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( EΦE) You're awfully quiet there... will I inherit you?
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(EΝE) What's hell like, niggerpa?
(EΝE) ...Grandpa?
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( LΦ`) Don't call me niggerpa just because I ran a cotton plantation in my days.
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