( ???) 1000GET!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Thanks to you, I don't have one to hit.
(・∀・) Grandpa, haven't you fixed that busted door lock yet?
( ´ω`) I'm waiting for a hook, er, your mom to come in.
(・∀・) Mommy? I hope I like her.
( ´ω`) Don't get your hopes up, kid.
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| ||__|)(´ω` ) < Free porn? Lemme just click...GAH!!
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(・∀・) Free porn? YAY! Can I have some?
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| ||__|)(´ω` ) < This isn't the hot transvestite action I was promised!!
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| ||__|)(´ω` ) < Fifty hours of AOL, free? How do I sign up?!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, me and Clonepa stole us a pet from the cat thread.
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( ´ω`) Oh my, it's a giant.
( ・-・)No, you're just looking through the seeing glass the wrong way.
( ´ω`) Don't question my opinions son.
(・∀・) Oh, Grandpa, I love it when you have those senior moments.
( ´ω`) Speaking words of wisdom, let it be, let it be grandpa.
( ´ω`) What the hell was I babbling about?
( ´ω`) Oh my, it's a giant.
( ゚ ヮ゚) I see the giant is grateful for somebody censoring his dick. I'm grateful too!
( ´ω`) Putting on the pounds, I see.
( ゚ ヮ゚ )*munch munch* Schut deh fukkup, ol man! smack munch munch
( ´ω`) Talk to me like that and you can just roll your blobulent self out the door, Porky.
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〜' ____( ゚Д゚)< 逝ってよし!!
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( ´ω`) What the hell does that mean? You kids and your slang.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I do believe he told you to die, my good man. Oh well, back to 2ch.
( ゚ o゚) =3 hoooo...
( ゚ ヮ゚) All that exersize was totally worth it.
( ´ω`) Now that you're thin again, lets have sex.
( ゚ ヮ゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) ... you start. I'll catch up later. I've got some things to do first.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
( ´ω`) Sadly a woodchuck's wood would be but a twig, so little wood would be chuck by the woodchuck. But I did chuck a lot of wood into your mom, Junior.
( ´ω`) Oh, and AT your mom, too. Stupid bitch got out of line quite a bit.
(・∀・) Grandpa, when is a good time to go find a house?
(・∀・) I ask because the property market here in Saitama is pricey for buyers. What should I look for in good value real estate?
( ´ω`) Houses in red light districts are cheap with excellent views.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) D-drrrrr.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I don't know. Somebody thought it'd be funny to have me say "Drrrr" instead of something original, and I'm stuck with it now. Truth is, I hate it.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I wanted Mittens' gimmick!!
( ゚ -゚) ...
( ゚ -゚) I have a gimmick?
( ´ω`) Yes, we use it during emergencies.
( ゚ ヮ゚) Oh yeah!
( ゚ ヮ゚) Drrrrrrr
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I love mittens! Mittens!
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Yeah this is kinda gay. Think of something better or I'm leaving no matter how much you'll pay me.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) How about if I do the whole sniggering insinuation bit. Like this:
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Oooooo, I know what YOU've been doing...
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Did that work for y'all?
( ´ω`) It made me want to punch you in the face, so I guess it worked pretty well. Better than that Drrr-rrrr thing, anyway.
( ´ω`) ...and how about you leave NOW.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I'm not Clonepa.
( ´ω`) You're starting to act like a crap-ass...
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Why doesn't anyone respect me?
( ・ω・) Respect is something you have to earn.
( ´ω`) No, respect comes with age.
(・∀・) Grandpa, which should I choose for hunting down the unwanted extras - the FN P90 or the H&K G36?
( °3°) ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。) (☄◢д◣)☄ ( ⌒-⌒) ( *゚';;w゚') ( ゚∀゚) ( ´_⊃`) (`μ´) (`Д´)
|・_・|( =0=) ( ´・__・) ( ´∀`)(*゚ー゚)(。・_・) ( ' =_=) J( 'ー`)し ((/ デ.ㄟ) ( ^∀^)
( ・_・) ミ*゚ー゚) (´^ิω^ิ) (`)(´) ( ・ー・) ( `ー´) ( ・ิm・ิ) <丶`ハ´> ( メωメ) ( ∬ω∬)
( ´ω`) Now to make all these freaks listen to Reason!
J( 'ー`)し Yah, like I care old man.
((/ デ.ㄟ) Your treatment of us has been nothing but cruel and...
((/ デ.ㄟ) cruel and...
((/ デ.ㄟ) ..;just stop making fun of me.
( ・ิm・ิ) I'm not with these guys. Later.
彡
Smoochie smoochie ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。)
( ´ω`) No thanks, zitface.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why are they all doing it wrong?
( ´ω`) Because you haven't killed them yet. Now hurry up.
(・∀・)⊃*ε◕ฺ`。) <SMACK!
(☄◢д◣)☄ Blargh, I'm dead.
(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like my mints? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Mints
( ´ω`) Yes, they're very refreshing!
(・∀・) There wernt enough tits, Grandpa.
(☄◢д◣)☄ Brainz... Brainz...
(・∀・) You won't find any here, try over on /science/.
( ⌒-⌒) I see my evil science is working wonders.
( ´ω`) I hear a knocking at my door...
(´ω` ) Alcohol, my dear friend! It's been so long!
|ω` ) I'll be back whenever.
|彡
( ^ω^) Young man, we do not allow minors without their guardians in this bar. If you're here alone, please leave.
( ・∀・) Doko, doko? Ojii-san?
( ´ω`) I dont understand moon language, junior, you need to speak english, like us real people.
( ´ω`) 私には月言語がわかりません、ジュニア、あなたは我々のような用語englishに本当の人々を必要とします。
( ・∀・) Boku name is Junia!
( ´ω`) COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER
( ´ω`) er - go to your room.
( ´ω`) 4chan must be down again or something...
( ・∀・) But koko is bar desu!
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〃⌒ヾ-、―( ヾ
{{ ノ-―`゚ヘヽリ
ゞ=〈ヽ〃ノノハ)〉、
ノノハI」゚ ヮ゚ノリ`ヾ 、 What do you think about the planetarium?
((/( ⊂レ卯つヽ V〉 That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when.
V〉)' く/V|_!〉 )) All the stars in all the sky are waiting for you.
'′ じ'ノ
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) For a moment, I was lost in reverie.
( ・∀・) Snap out of it Grandpa, she's not of this world!
( ・-・)Listen to his counsel, for if you go with her, you will no longer be of this Earth, and will wander the stars forevermore.
( ´ω`) Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.
( ´ω`) The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.
( ´ω`) Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?
( ´ω`) ...and the wind cried Mary.
( ´ω`) 1000 elitists equal 1 Watermelon
( ´ω`) ...?
( ´ω`) I know there's a racist undertone in there somewhere.
(・∀・) Grandpa, when will September end? It feels like it's been years already.
( ´ω`) September will end when October starts. Not a moment before or after.
(・∀・) +1 Insightful
( ´ω`) Please remember to rate me daily, Junior. I get 10 cents for every star.
(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever notice that some people ask you a question and just proceed to answer it for you anyway? Why are people jerks that way? You'll probably say something insightful about about how Type A personalities conduct themselves versus the way Type B's approach people.
(・∀・) Jeez, Grandpa! I was talking about the driven, workaholic personalities, called Type A, versus laid back and easy-going Tybe B personalities. Not everything comes from Japan, y'know!
(・ω・) -5 Flamebait
(・∀・) -5,000 Crapass