[Part 7] ( ´ω`) Grandpa [Legendary] (999)

1 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4804 18:22

( ???) 1000GET!

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

801 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4911 22:05

( ^ิ౪^ิ) Thanks to you, I don't have one to hit.

802 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 02:05

(・∀・) Grandpa, haven't you fixed that busted door lock yet?

803 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 04:51

( ´ω`) I'm waiting for a hook, er, your mom to come in.

804 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 14:28

(・∀・) Mommy? I hope I like her.

805 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 15:18

( ´ω`) Don't get your hopes up, kid.

806 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 15:24

  ┃ / || ̄ ̄|| ∧_∧    ..┃
  ┃ |  ||__|)(´ω`  )    ..┃
  ┃ | ̄ ̄\三⊂/ ̄ ̄ ̄/  ┃
  ┃ |    | ( ./     /!  .┃

807 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4912 15:38

 / || ̄ ̄|| ∧_∧ 
 |  ||__|)(´ω`  ) < Free porn? Lemme just click...GAH!!
 | ̄ ̄\三⊂/ ̄ ̄ ̄/
 |    | ( ./     /

808 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 03:40

(・∀・) Free porn? YAY! Can I have some?

809 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 05:09

 / || ̄ ̄|| ∧_∧ 
 |  ||__|)(´ω`  ) < This isn't the hot transvestite action I was promised!!
 | ̄ ̄\三⊂/ ̄ ̄ ̄/
 |    | ( ./     /

810 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 06:13

 / || ̄ ̄|| ∧_∧ 
 |  ||__|)(´ω`  ) < Fifty hours of AOL, free? How do I sign up?!
 | ̄ ̄\三⊂/ ̄ ̄ ̄/
 |    | ( ./     /

811 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 06:29

  I have this CD you can use grampa. In fact, you may have all 30 of them!
 \___  __________________________/
        ∨ 
               ∧_∧
      ∧_∧   (・ω・ ) < Hey, is that a USB mitten warmer?
     (  ゚ ヮ゚)  ./  ⌒i
 ̄\  /   ./ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄/l |
 ̄ ̄! /    / mittens. / ;| |
 ̄| |(_二つ/____/ / | !____
田| | \___))\  ̄ 'へ> 
'';i!| |       ⌒ ̄

812 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 17:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, me and Clonepa stole us a pet from the cat thread.
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       /  / /λ /  / /λ 
      /   / / /λ   / / /λ
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   \        丶 ___人___ノ    /
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    \.    ` - |::::::::..アリガトウ..::::|_ ,,,ノ
       ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|
              ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄

813 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 19:48

( ´ω`) Oh my, it's a giant.

814 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 22:25

( ・-・)No, you're just looking through the seeing glass the wrong way.

815 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4913 22:46

( ´ω`) Don't question my opinions son.

816 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 00:24

(・∀・) Oh, Grandpa, I love it when you have those senior moments.

817 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 14:10

( ´ω`) Speaking words of wisdom, let it be, let it be grandpa.

818 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 19:41

( ´ω`) What the hell was I babbling about?

819 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4914 19:43

( ´ω`) Oh my, it's a giant.

820 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 01:34

(  ゚ ヮ゚) I see the giant is grateful for somebody censoring his dick. I'm grateful too!

821 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 01:54

( ´ω`) Putting on the pounds, I see.

(          ゚ ヮ゚  )*munch munch* Schut deh fukkup, ol man! smack munch munch

822 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 03:03

( ´ω`) Talk to me like that and you can just roll your blobulent self out the door, Porky.

823 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 03:39

>>822
  _____∧∧   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
〜' ____( ゚Д゚)<  逝ってよし!!
  UU    U U    \_______

824 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 03:47

( ´ω`) What the hell does that mean? You kids and your slang.

825 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 04:39

( ^ิ౪^ิ) I do believe he told you to die, my good man. Oh well, back to 2ch.

826 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 05:02

( ゚ o゚) =3 hoooo...

( ゚ ヮ゚) All that exersize was totally worth it.

827 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 05:14

( ´ω`) Now that you're thin again, lets have sex.

828 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 06:13

( ゚ ヮ゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) ... you start. I'll catch up later. I've got some things to do first.

829 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 14:09

(・∀・) Grandpa, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

830 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 14:41

( ´ω`) Sadly a woodchuck's wood would be but a twig, so little wood would be chuck by the woodchuck. But I did chuck a lot of wood into your mom, Junior.

831 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 15:15

( ´ω`) Oh, and AT your mom, too. Stupid bitch got out of line quite a bit.

832 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4915 22:54

(・∀・) Grandpa, when is a good time to go find a house?

833 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 08:31

(・∀・) I ask because the property market here in Saitama is pricey for buyers. What should I look for in good value real estate?

834 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 15:25

( ´ω`) Houses in red light districts are cheap with excellent views.

835 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4916 23:15

( ^ิ౪^ิ) D-drrrrr.

836 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 12:29

( ´ω`) What is your major malfunction, >>835?

837 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 14:50

( ^ิ౪^ิ) I don't know. Somebody thought it'd be funny to have me say "Drrrr" instead of something original, and I'm stuck with it now. Truth is, I hate it.

838 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 19:02

( ^ิ౪^ิ) I wanted Mittens' gimmick!!

839 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 19:05

( ゚ -゚) ...

( ゚ -゚) I have a gimmick?

840 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 19:27

( ´ω`) Yes, we use it during emergencies.

841 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 21:07

( ゚ ヮ゚) Oh yeah!

842 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 22:07

( ゚ ヮ゚) Drrrrrrr

843 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 22:17

( ^ิ౪^ิ) I love mittens! Mittens!

( ^ิ౪^ิ) Yeah this is kinda gay. Think of something better or I'm leaving no matter how much you'll pay me.

844 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4917 22:23

( ^ิ౪^ิ) How about if I do the whole sniggering insinuation bit. Like this:

( ^ิ౪^ิ) Oooooo, I know what YOU've been doing...

( ^ิ౪^ิ) Did that work for y'all?

845 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 05:02

( ´ω`) It made me want to punch you in the face, so I guess it worked pretty well. Better than that Drrr-rrrr thing, anyway.

846 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 05:12

( ´ω`) ...and how about you leave NOW.

( ^ิ౪^ิ) I'm not Clonepa.

( ´ω`) You're starting to act like a crap-ass...

847 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 09:35

( ^ิ౪^ิ) Why doesn't anyone respect me?

848 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 10:15

( ・ω・) Respect is something you have to earn.

849 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 12:18

( ´ω`) No, respect comes with age.

850 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 12:44

( ^ิ౪^ิ) what comes with sage?

851 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 13:47

(・∀・) Grandpa, which should I choose for hunting down the unwanted extras - the FN P90 or the H&K G36?

852 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 14:08

( ´ω`) Nothing mows down those unwanted ones like a good F40PH.

853 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 14:46

( °3°) ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。) (☄◢д◣)☄ ( ⌒-⌒) ( *゚';;w゚') ( ゚∀゚) ( ´_⊃`) (`μ´) (`Д´)
|・_・|( =0=) ( ´・__・) ( ´∀`)(*゚ー゚)(。・_・) ( ' =_=) J( 'ー`)し ((/ デ.ㄟ) ( ^∀^)
( ・_・) ミ*゚ー゚) (´^ิω^ิ) (`)(´) ( ・ー・) ( `ー´) ( ・ิm・ิ) <丶`ハ´> ( メωメ) ( ∬ω∬)

854 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 14:47

( ´ω`) Now to make all these freaks listen to Reason!

855 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 17:00

J( 'ー`)し Yah, like I care old man.

856 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 19:18

((/ デ.ㄟ) Your treatment of us has been nothing but cruel and...

((/ デ.ㄟ) cruel and...

((/ デ.ㄟ) ..;just stop making fun of me.

857 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 19:51

( ・ิm・ิ) I'm not with these guys. Later.

858 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4918 19:58

Smoochie smoochie ヾ(◕ฺε◕ฺ`。)

859 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:17

( ´ω`) No thanks, zitface.

860 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 16:21

(・∀・) Grandpa, why are they all doing it wrong?

861 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 17:09

( ´ω`) Because you haven't killed them yet. Now hurry up.

862 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4919 21:17

(・∀・)⊃*ε◕ฺ`。) <SMACK!

(☄◢д◣)☄ Blargh, I'm dead.

863 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 03:32

(・∀・) Grandpa, do you like my mints? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junior_Mints

864 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 04:37

( ´ω`) Yes, they're very refreshing!

865 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 09:36

( ´ω`) Junior, do you like my Sailor Moon episode? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandpa%27s_insanity_--_Rei-chan%27s_Crisis

866 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 12:05

(・∀・) There wernt enough tits, Grandpa.

867 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 12:52

(☄◢д◣)☄ Brainz... Brainz...

868 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 13:28

(・∀・) You won't find any here, try over on /science/.

869 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 20:29

( ⌒-⌒) I see my evil science is working wonders.

870 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 20:53

( ´ω`) I hear a knocking at my door...

(´ω` ) Alcohol, my dear friend! It's been so long!

|ω` ) I'll be back whenever.

|彡

871 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 23:02

     |        (・∀・) < Grandpa just disappeared into a line! Dirac space!

     |    (・∀・ )      
 
    (・|∀・ ) 
    
( ・∀・) |     

     |  ( ・∀・)  Grandpa! Where did you go?

872 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4920 23:44

( ^ω^) Young man, we do not allow minors without their guardians in this bar. If you're here alone, please leave.

873 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 01:40

( ・∀・) Doko, doko? Ojii-san?

874 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 12:20

( ´ω`) I dont understand moon language, junior, you need to speak english, like us real people.

875 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 16:46

( ´ω`) 私には月言語がわかりません、ジュニア、あなたは我々のような用語englishに本当の人々を必要とします。

876 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4921 16:50

( ・∀・) Boku name is Junia!

877 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 06:02

( ´ω`) COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER

878 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 06:46

( ´ω`) er - go to your room.

( ´ω`) 4chan must be down again or something...

879 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 06:53

( ・∀・) But koko is bar desu!

880 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 07:53

( ・∀・) Grandpa, what are the stars?

881 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 09:15

ガッ    ∧__∧  ∩ See them now?
     ( ´ω`)彡☆
      ⊂彡☆))∀・) > ow ow ow yes ow

(´ω` ) Good. Now go home and let me finish my beer.

882 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 10:49

    _      _
  〃⌒ヾ-、―( ヾ       
  {{   ノ-―`゚ヘヽリ
  ゞ=〈ヽ〃ノノハ)〉、
   ノノハI」゚ ヮ゚ノリ`ヾ 、  What do you think about the planetarium?
  ((/( ⊂レ卯つヽ V〉 That beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter when.
  V〉)' く/V|_!〉 ))   All the stars in all the sky are waiting for you.
   '′   じ'ノ

883 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 13:59

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) For a moment, I was lost in reverie.

884 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 14:37

( ・∀・) Snap out of it Grandpa, she's not of this world!

885 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 15:12

( ・-・)Listen to his counsel, for if you go with her, you will no longer be of this Earth, and will wander the stars forevermore.

886 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 15:39


( ・-・) <
She took me to her elfin grot,
And there she wept, and sigh’d fill sore,
And there I shut her wild wild eyes
With kisses four.

And there she lulled me asleep,
And there I dream’d―Ah! woe betide!
The latest dream I ever dream’d
On the cold hill’s side.

I saw pale kings and princes too,
Pale warriors, death-pale were they all;
They cried―“La Belle Dame sans Merci
Hath thee in thrall!”

I saw their starved lips in the gloam,
With horrid warning gaped wide,
And I awoke and found me here,
On the cold hill’s side.

And this is why I sojourn here,
Alone and palely loitering,
Though the sedge is wither’d from the lake,
And no birds sing.

887 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 17:24

( ´ω`) Aye an' a bit of Mackeral settler rack and ruin
ran it doon by the haim, 'ma place
well I slapped me and I slapped it doon in the side
and I cried, cried, cried.

( ´ω`) The fear a fallen down taken never back the raize and then Craig Marion,
get out wi' ye Claymore out mi pocket a' ran doon, doon the middin stain
picking the fiery horde that was fallen around ma feet.
Never he cried, never shall it ye get me alive
ye rotten hound of the burnie crew. Well I snatched fer the blade O my
Claymore cut and thrust and I fell doon before him round his feet.

( ´ω`) Aye! A roar he cried frae the bottom of his heart that I would nay fall
but as dead, dead as 'a can be by his feet; de ya ken?

( ´ω`) ...and the wind cried Mary.

888 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 17:36

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889 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 17:47

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890 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 17:57

( ´ω`) 1000 elitists equal 1 Watermelon

( ´ω`) ...?

891 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 17:59

( ´ω`) I know there's a racist undertone in there somewhere.

892 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 18:20

(・∀・) Grandpa, when will September end? It feels like it's been years already.

893 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 18:38

( ´ω`) September will end when October starts. Not a moment before or after.

894 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4922 23:42

(・∀・) +1 Insightful

895 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 00:02

( ´ω`) Please remember to rate me daily, Junior. I get 10 cents for every star.

896 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 01:21

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you ever notice that some people ask you a question and just proceed to answer it for you anyway? Why are people jerks that way? You'll probably say something insightful about about how Type A personalities conduct themselves versus the way Type B's approach people.

897 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 01:55

( ´ω`) There are four personalities, based on blood type. You should know that. What's wrong with you?!

898 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 04:36

(・∀・) Jeez, Grandpa! I was talking about the driven, workaholic personalities, called Type A, versus laid back and easy-going Tybe B personalities. Not everything comes from Japan, y'know!

899 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 04:36

(・ω・) -5 Flamebait

900 Name: ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ : 1993-09-4923 04:43

(・∀・) -5,000 Crapass

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