( ???) 1000GET!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( ´ω`) I don't remember ever having to leave anything more than cookies and milk for Santa. Goddamn technology.
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(二二二)
（⌒（ ･∀･) Meri...
( ｏ つ
(＿＿し―Ｊ
( ´ω`) Junior! Call the police! A black man is trying to rob us!
( ⌒-⌒) You need glasses, old man.
( ´ω`) Junior! Call the police! A fat fuck is trying to rob us!
（ ･∀･) Grandpa, we can't call the police. They might find out about our
( ⌒-⌒) Happy New Year. My New Year's Resolution is to lose weight and not be a fatty!
It seems to be Korean common sense
Jesus Christ is a Korean
Tom Cruise is a Korean
Carl Lewis is a Korean
Michael Jordan is a Korean
Queen Elizabeth is a Korean
American ancestors are Koreans
A Korean forges it
I am Corean. We Coreans are more good people than say, American Tom cruise.
Michael Jordan is definitely Corean though.
So was Jesus a Corean.
(・∀・) A fidget?
( ´ω`) I have seen many horrors throughout my life... but that was by far the worst.
IT'S OVER NINE THOUSANAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!
( ・-・) I think I've lost my smugness. Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god.
( ´ω`) ok, is it over yet?
( ・-・) It isn't over. It will never be over.
( ´ω`) Hmm.. over 100 posts without me hurting anything.
∫ ∫ Heh heh heh.
∫ WAAAAAAAA!! ∫ ￣￣￣Ｖ￣￣
＿ ヽ( ・-・)ﾉ ＿
＼￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣／ (´ω` )
＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿／ ⊃y⊂ ヽ
从从从从从从从从从从从 <__<＿）､ノ
☣RESIDENT GRANDPA☣
☣☣☣☣( ´ω`)☣☣☣☣
Uhhh...Ju...nior... Grandpa!?
( ´ω`)⊃ (・∀・;)
I'm hungry... Stop, grandpa!
( ´ω`)・∀・)
・SILENT JUNIOR・
(・∀・) .....
(・∀・) .................
(・∀・) Okay, that was pretty boring.
( ﾟ ヮ・) Hey, ( ⌒-⌒)! It's me, ( ﾟ ヮ・)! I remember when I was just a fledgling AA character on ASCII@4-ch, and you not only stood up for me but even gave me a name (which was terrible, granted, but it's the thought that counts.)
( ﾟ ヮ・) But now people are saying that you're ruining people's threads, and even causing trouble for old Grandpa! ( ⌒-⌒), why are you doing this? AA characters should be friendly and cheerful, not terrible and obnoxious! Well, unless you're Giko, but you're not, so there!
( ﾟ ヮ・) I beg you, please stop this! Hear my plea, Sunshine Princess!
( ﾟ ヮ・) ...what's my name again?
( ﾟ ヮ・) Was I gloves? or was that a diffrent one?
( ﾟ ヮ・) Maybe it was.. socks?
( ﾟ ヮ・) Boatlights-chan desu? ka?
( ﾟ ヮ・) POLAND!!!!!
( ´ω`) Hey, fatass. Your retarded brother is here.
( ´ω`) Why do they call them Apple Jacks? They don't even TASTE LIKE APPLES!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) We eat what we like!!!
-=つ＝つ
＝⊃ ≡⊃ミヽ☆＿∧ ∩
-つ ( ・-・）=つ ☆ )) ﾟ ヮ・) - Aaaaarrghhh!!! Gaaaah!!!
=つ つ≡ ☆*☆ｸﾞｸﾞﾙ /
( ・-・）Do not interfere.
( ´ω`) I'm starting to get mad.
( ´ω`) When I'm mad, I've been known to destroy entire galaxies on a whim.
( ´ω`) Who wants to face Grandpa's judgment?
( ﾟ ヮ・) I'll slap you around, my power level is OVER NINE THOUSAND!
( ﾟ ヮ・) My metal is TOO MUCH FOR ONE HAND!
( ・ω・) It's almost time for my dynamic reintroduction.
( ・ω・) Crap, I think someone saw me...
( ´ω`) ...
(´ω` ) God, I need a drink...
(・∀・) Blackpa, what was life like before the civil rights movement?
(´ω` ) Where's my hunting rifle? There's a talking panda in the backyard.
(・∀・) Didn't you exchange that old rifle for a six-pack?
( ´ω`) Nope. That was you. How'd you get back here anyway?
(・∀・) I offered them Clonepa instead.
( ´ω`) Heh, that's my boy!
( ⌒-⌒) Good riddens. He was annoying anyway.
( ・ω・) Hey guys. What did I miss?
( ⌒-⌒) Well, I had to have surgery to repair my eyelids. I had to eat 2 goddamn days worth of Hospital food, though I only had to stay for 1. You wouldn't believe how much McDonalds I had to eat after that to cleanse myself.
( ・-・) Hang on, who are you and why do you look like me when my eyes are closed?
( ⌒-⌒) You've become too kind for your own good, Unit 16. I've come to destroy you and take your place.
( ・-・) The only thing you'll be destroying is that All-You-Can-Buffet at Squeeks' diner, Unit 4.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ Security Kitten here, nya. I have to kick out the usless characters,
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ That are annoying now nya.
へ-ﾍ
ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ ＝つ≡つ ( ・-・) ( ・ω・)
(っ ≡つ＝つ ( ⌒-⌒) ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ
/ ) ﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞﾊﾞ
( /￣∪
( ´ω`) Who cares? We'll get to 1000 again either way.
（・∀・）The next post has potential for an all-five get. Please do your best.
( ・ω・) Hey, can you help me out here? I don't have any good ideas for this get.
( ・-・）=つ ☆ )) ｰ｀ﾐ Ow ow ow ow ow, nya!!
( ・-・）Now to deal with the get waster.
( ・-・）=つ ☆ ))ω・) Owch!!
( ´ω`) I aim to get 666get.
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) And some nachos.
( ･ิω･ิ) Did I ever tell you how much I love you, dad?
( ´ω`) No, you're not getting any money out of me, so you may as well give up now.
( ･ิω･ิ) I made more money doctoring in the last month than you did in your whole life, Pops.
( ･ิω･ิ) Now about those nachos.
( ´ω`) Now about you bringing me a beer.
hey
( ･ิω･ิ) Dad, the nachos?
( ´ω`) I love beer.
( ･ิω･ิ) Hey...
( ･ิω･ิ) Nachos?
( ´ω`) Beer.
( ･ิω･ิ) Nachos and beer.
( ´ω`) Sounds great! Why don't you go get some for me?
(・∀・) And me!
09013251697
E8IW-QI8E.Ru-chan.E8IW-QI8E@softbank.ne.jp
( ´ω`) This is not the most popular thread anymore, people should stop spamming already. Their messages will not go through.
(・∀・) Well, make with the funny, Grandpa!
=( ^_^)¨ Hello grandpa!, I am a little girl
＼(^o^)／ended
I doesn't understand well, but it is here the nostalgia of early "Two channels".
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（ ´ω`） ＜ Is that so?
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￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_ ＜ Please, continue
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ZzzzZZZZzzzzzz...
＜⌒／ヽ-、_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
(・∀・) Hey dad, I've got a great scheme! Let's kill Grandpa and take the inheritance money!
（ ´ω`） I'm not giving your father any inheritance money, junior. I spent it all on booze and prostitutes.
( ･ิω･ิ) Then how will you pay for future booze and prostitutes?
(^o^)
( ) Let's go！
く く
＼(^o^)／ Won't you take my hand. For I will be your man.
( ) So tonight we gonna dance the night away.
く く
(^o^) One and one is two. Don't you be so cruel.
￣( )￣ Synchronize this love is what we've got to do.
く ＞
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(^o^) All the time we'll be together 'cause
( )￣ it's yours and mine. Forever we're in this love thing...
く ＼
(^o^) Jajajajan!
へ(＿ノ＼
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Dance Dance DANCE!!!
( ´ω`) ... kids these days. Throw 'em out a second story window and all they do is dance.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) One more time!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) Now don't do anything crazy, son.
( ´ω`) ... oh, who am I kidding?
( ･ิω･ิ) ● Wait, this isn't a bomb...
( ･ิω･ิ) ● It might be one of those new round nachos, but I'm not sure. 2D is so confusing.
(・∀・) How does it taste?
(・∀・) Oh, shi●!
( ･ิω･ิ) When I was your age, we didn't use that kind oflanguage ya little fucker.
( ´ω`) Yeah, watch your fuckin' language, you little shitmitten.
(・∀・) jeeeezus christ, who crawled up your crusty ass with a chainsaw?
( ･ิω･ิ) ..what else was I going to do with it?
( ・∀・) Go to Texas for a massacre?
( ´ω`) Fart in my general direction one more time and I'll stick your right hand up your shitmitten.