( ???) 1000GET!
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.
(??? ) Oh, sorry...
( ・-・）Oh yeah? here's another old gag! 750GET!
( ´ω`) And we did that gag at least six times already.
(・∀・) Lets masturbate
(・∀・) I don't know. Grandpa, what do I wish to masturbate to today?
( ´ω`) To getting unf-unf'ed by Clonepa
( *・ωﾒ) Hey, I'm back from Iraq! Who wants to see my new scars?
(・∀・) Mercpa's back!
( ´ω`) ...why.
( ^-^)_旦 Your beer, Grandpa.
( *・ωﾒ)つ ♥ See this, Junior? I pulled it out of a Sunni extremist's chest and showed it to him before he died! Cool, huh?
( ´ω`)旦 Thank you, dear.
( ^-^)
( -__-) hai!
( ^-^)
( *・ωﾒ) Can I have some beer?
( ´ω`)旦 Go help yourself. It's on the fridge.
( *・ωﾒ)つ☢ I don't think this is beer...
( *・ωﾒ) Wait a minute! Is Grandpa really the Grandba'athist?
(・∀・)つ☢ That's mine! It's for school.
( ・ωﾒ)⊃､Д,)⊃ `☢ KO!
( *・ωﾒ) Damn those DQNists! They scarred me for life.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how is babby formed?
( ´ω`) Well first, you need ten dollars.
(・ω・) At least that's what my wife charged.
(・ω・) ...
(・ω・) Bless her.
( ´ω`) Who in their right mind would marry you?
(・∀・) Grandpa, I started a new company. http://www.dqn.vn/
( ´ω`) This is a no-click zone, Junior.
(・∀・) Grandpa, does taking a country off the gold standard truly make it a more competitive member of the world market, or is it a underappreciated plot of The Illuminati that brings us one step closer to an unified world government ruled by a chosen and secretive few in their ranks?
( ´ω`) Yes, because Platinum credits cards shows you got better standards.
<ヽ｀∀´> Why is there not the Corean in this thread? It is the discriminate nida!
( ´ω`) Because you run away as soon as Clonepa tries to hump you.
(・ω<ヽ｀∀´> unf unf unf!
(・∀・) That's humping? That looks like Nida saying 'unf unf unf' and obscuring part of what seems to be clonepa's head
( ´ω`) It's a beautiful thing, Junior.
( ???) 777GEEEEEEEEEET!
(??? ) With that, I shall be on my way.
( ´ω`) You're two hours late son.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why are people so particular about which video game system they buy?
( ´ω`) I don't keep up with gadgets these days. You kids, always playing your "video games", back in my day there was only "Pong", but you were a nerd if you had that and people laughed at you.
(・∀・) Pong? Did you conceive my dad when you were 15, grandpa?
(・∀・) GFLAGBLEHBUFABADALA!!
( ´ω`) Sonny, shut up for a second. I have to tell you something very, very saddening...hell, I'm really not taking it well at now right now...
(・∀・) What could possibly upset an old fart like you this much?
( ´ω`) Anna Nicole Smith died. tears
(・∀・) ...So?
( `ω´) SO?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SO!??! DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW HOT SHE IS!?!? KIDS NOWADAYS!! Why, back in the day, Anne and I were doing it like rabbits day and night.
(・∀・) So...she's an old hag with a loose cunt?
( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) She was your grandmother.
( ´ω`) Oh, and she was your great-grandmother, too, but that's unimportant.
(・∀・) ....
(・∀・) Well, I hope I get her big tits. Sure would give me something to play with.
( ´ω`) Want 'em? She doesn't have any use for them now...
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeks and I'm in the wrong thread.
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( ´ω`) I remember the day when Squeeks whas born...he was born a she!
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（ ・∀・） ＜ My name is Squeeksiana and I'm Grandpa's daughter
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( *・ωﾒ) ...
( *・ωﾒ) Get me my shotgun, Junior.
(・∀・)つe------ I could only find your old elephant gun
( *・ωﾒ) That's no good. The ammo shop is all out of elephants.
(・∀・) ....har har.
( ´ω`) In my days we just released a pack of wolves on offenders.
(・∀・)＜ Grandpa, should I upgrade to Vista?
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| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < Amiga workbench is all you need, my boy.
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（ ^ิ౪^ิ) Just passing through on my way to 2ch.
( ´ω`) Don't let the door hit your 800get on the way out.
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) Thanks to you, I don't have one to hit.
(・∀・) Grandpa, haven't you fixed that busted door lock yet?
( ´ω`) I'm waiting for a hook, er, your mom to come in.
(・∀・) Mommy? I hope I like her.
( ´ω`) Don't get your hopes up, kid.
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| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < Free porn? Lemme just click...GAH!!
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(・∀・) Free porn? YAY! Can I have some?
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| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < This isn't the hot transvestite action I was promised!!
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| ||＿＿|)(´ω` ) < Fifty hours of AOL, free? How do I sign up?!
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(・∀・) Grandpa, me and Clonepa stole us a pet from the cat thread.
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( ´ω`) Oh my, it's a giant.
( ・-・）No, you're just looking through the seeing glass the wrong way.
( ´ω`) Don't question my opinions son.
(・∀・) Oh, Grandpa, I love it when you have those senior moments.
( ´ω`) Speaking words of wisdom, let it be, let it be grandpa.
( ´ω`) What the hell was I babbling about?
( ´ω`) Oh my, it's a giant.
（ ﾟ ヮﾟ） I see the giant is grateful for somebody censoring his dick. I'm grateful too!
( ´ω`) Putting on the pounds, I see.
（ ﾟ ヮﾟ ）*munch munch* Schut deh fukkup, ol man! smack munch munch
( ´ω`) Talk to me like that and you can just roll your blobulent self out the door, Porky.
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〜' ＿＿__（ ﾟДﾟ）＜ 逝ってよし！！
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( ´ω`) What the hell does that mean? You kids and your slang.
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) I do believe he told you to die, my good man. Oh well, back to 2ch.
( ﾟ oﾟ) =3 hoooo...
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) All that exersize was totally worth it.
( ´ω`) Now that you're thin again, lets have sex.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ... you start. I'll catch up later. I've got some things to do first.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
( ´ω`) Sadly a woodchuck's wood would be but a twig, so little wood would be chuck by the woodchuck. But I did chuck a lot of wood into your mom, Junior.
( ´ω`) Oh, and AT your mom, too. Stupid bitch got out of line quite a bit.
(・∀・) Grandpa, when is a good time to go find a house?
(・∀・) I ask because the property market here in Saitama is pricey for buyers. What should I look for in good value real estate?
( ´ω`) Houses in red light districts are cheap with excellent views.
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) D-drrrrr.
（ ^ิ౪^ิ) I don't know. Somebody thought it'd be funny to have me say "Drrrr" instead of something original, and I'm stuck with it now. Truth is, I hate it.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I wanted Mittens' gimmick!!
( ﾟ -ﾟ) ...
( ﾟ -ﾟ) I have a gimmick?
( ´ω`) Yes, we use it during emergencies.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Oh yeah!
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Drrrrrrr
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I love mittens! Mittens!
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Yeah this is kinda gay. Think of something better or I'm leaving no matter how much you'll pay me.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) How about if I do the whole sniggering insinuation bit. Like this:
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Oooooo, I know what YOU've been doing...
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Did that work for y'all?
( ´ω`) It made me want to punch you in the face, so I guess it worked pretty well. Better than that Drrr-rrrr thing, anyway.
( ´ω`) ...and how about you leave NOW.
( ^ิ౪^ิ) I'm not Clonepa.
( ´ω`) You're starting to act like a crap-ass...
( ^ิ౪^ิ) Why doesn't anyone respect me?
( ・ω・) Respect is something you have to earn.
( ´ω`) No, respect comes with age.