( LΦ`) hello again, kids!
(`DL) I want an ice-cream!
(EΝE) Grandpa, what are otaku?
( LΦ`) See that little snot-nosed brat in the corner over there?
( LΦ`) Imagine him trying to corral you into a discussion about the End of Evangelion's primordial significance vis a vis Star Trek Enterprise's second season.
(`DL) WIPE MY NOSE!
(`tL) ... clearly you meant the third season.
(EΝE) Alright, let's eat the kid.
( LΦ`) Hot diggity! Babyback ribs tonight!
(`DL) I want all the toys of Junior and the room-with-a-view of Grandpa!
( LΦ`) Request granted! Junior, you're 8 years old now and are plenty good enough to handle yourself on your own in the real world. Now GET OUT!
(EΝE) ......but I'm 10
(EΝE) What the fuck, Grandpa? You completely changed your mind from >>206! I thought we were going to devour the poor bastard!
i@MnLj I will now capture this child and use his dark powers of mass-consumption to wreak havoc upon the unsuspecting western world.
(`DL) ...change me!!
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( LΦ`) Goddamnit, son. Now we can't eat him...
( LΦ`) I noticed that my thread is being filled with fagottry...
(`DL) I want to go to Disneyland!
( LΦ`) Have fun! The door's right over there!
(EΝE) Hey-o!
i@MnLj Wait, did I hear something about eating this kid? I'm in!
(`DL) I want another family!
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( LΦ`) Well, in order to eat the kid, first we must kill him!
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( LΦ`)Β⌐ We can shoot him with this here pistol...
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( LΦ`) I can enchant a magical spell...
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( LΦ`) Soul Abolish [ - ✻∜✸✲❆♌♎♑♒❦(EΝE)☁ヸ✫✯✬✯ !!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I won't allow this!
( LΦ`) Go to your room, killjoy!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) .....
(₯ิΦ₯ิ ) okay, dad.
(`DL) If you kill me I'll sue for murder!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) .....
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) how?
R(`DL)Ι Don't eat me!
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) Don't worry, nobody is going to eat you. It's just a joke.
( LΦ`) Son, there is an annoying lack of you in your room at this point.
(₯ิΦ₯ิ ) FINE! I'm going, I'm going.
(₯ิΦ₯ิ ) C'mon, kid
R(`DL)Ι No! Your room smells!
( LΦ`) Son, kindly leave the meal behind.
(₯ิΦ₯ิ ) Shut it, dad. Come on, son.
R(`DL)Ι No! Your room smells!
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(EΝE) I forgot he was huge too. Do we have enough space in the fridge for the leftovers?
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(EΝE) I think you forgot to take your meds again, grandpa.
(((EΝE))) *I.. I...i.. think..nk..nk.. you u, u. forgotou, toe, too.. taker meds, aker meds, ss. zz.. *
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) I'm a scientologist now. I don't have to take those evil pills any more.
( LΦ`) ...
( LΦ`) Gimme my pills, Junior.
(EΝE) Here you go. Now can we eat the baby? I'm starving!
( LΦ`) We haven't even decided how to prepare him yet. Baby purée? Baby a la mode? Baby udon?
(EΝE) Baby Yakitori!
(EΝE) Sashimi no baby
(`D(EΝE) Let's feed him well until he has more meat on his bones!
((EΝE) ...Okay?
( LΦ`) I think you forgot he was huge.
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(EΝE) I have a confession to make...
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(EΝE) You aren't adopted.
(`DL) DAD?!
(EΝE) Not adopted so much as kidnapped.
(`DL) CRIMINALS!
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(EΝE) I call rib!
( ί -ί) was it necessary to cook him alive? it seems cruel, somehow.
( ί ί) I want a leg!
( EΦE) Suddenly, I'm glad I'm not included in this cannibalistic group.
R(`DL;)Ι IM OUTTA HERE!
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(EΝE) Grandpa, I suspect that having cooties is a genetic condition that is related to the second "X" chromosome, making it a condition specific and isolated to females, and is in no way contagious. Therefore, despite their cootie-ness, I propose girls should be allowed to participate in the same gym class as the boys. It's only fair.
( LΦ`) See, that's your problem, Junior. You can't concentrate on one topic for more than a few seconds.
( LΦ`) Now, since dinner just escaped through the doggy door, let's all go with Daddy Fartpants over to Burger King.
( EΦE)Regardless of my earlier statements, I now feel like tagging along, given it's on Daddy's tab.
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) You can't go. You creep me out.
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(EΝE) I call the crown!!!
( LΦ`) who the hell bumped all those shitty, shitty threads?
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(EΝE) Grandpa, what level are you?
( LΦ`) I've reached the level cap, Lv.PWN, and I've been that level for quite a long time. Would you like to see my final ability?
(EΝE) Is it a spell or a skill? I don't really like spells, but skills are cool.
( LΦ`) I've also reached to the ending of my lifetime. But all I need is a new set of lungs and a heart from a child who has similar genetics.
(EΝE) The paternity tests seem to imply that my father is actually Darkpa.
(EΝE) Grandpa...
(GEΝE) I think I caught Haruhiism.
( LΦ`) Junior, I know your young and curious, but I will not tolerate such heathen beliefs in the family. We're Tanasinn folks; always have been, always will be.
(EΝE) Grandpa, why is Tanasinn so ζζζζζζζζ
(EΝE) And why is Haruhiism so...
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( LΦ`) I find that a girl with a loli-face with big boobs is extremely hot.
(EΝE) Even though we're years apart in age, you and I are not so different after all Grandpa!
(EΝE) But I kinda don't want to ·ΐͺͺͺͺͺͺ(EΝE)ͺͺͺͺͺͺ !!!!! to the exact same porn you look at, Grandpa. It just seems somewhat odd.
( LΦ`) SOoo sonny, should we get to... 1000 ?
(EΝE) Why, Grandpa, my good chap, but of course!
( LΦ`) You know.. back when I was young, we used to go around with onions tied to our belts, because that was the fashion.
(EΝE) Grandpa, you're not that Grandpa. Please no more Simpsons quotes!
( LΦ`) I'm afraid, Junior, that you don't understand the quintessence of Grandpa-ness. What happens to every Grandpa happens also to me. We are One, and share on levels you cannot yet comprehend.
Do you have any of those Junior Mints I love so much?
( LΦ`) Well, I have to do something to keep the thread moving. How about you stop with the statements and make with the questions?
(EΝE) All right then. Grandpa, how many experience points do I need to become an Operating Thetan VII like Tom Cruise?
( LΦ`) That's Mission Impossible III for you, sonny.
(EΝE) Grandpa, did your mommy let your daddy eat your placenta too?
( LΦ`) No, I ate it myself. Food was scarce in those days.
( LΦ`) And on that note, Junior, I'm going to sleep. Wake me up when September ends.
(EΝE) Okay...
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(EΝE) ....
(EΝE) WAIT A SECOND! IT'S MAY!
( LΦ`) No it's not, just look at the date. It's the 4630th of September, 1993.
(EΝE) WHAT PLANET ARE WE ON??
( LΦ`) Did you see my new cylon roboservant? Say Hi, #3!
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(EΝE) I challenge him to a duel with my new J-bot Mk.II!
( =0=) I HAVE TO CHANGE GRANDPA'S COLOSTOMY BAG FIRST
( LΦ`) fail!