( ???) 1000GET!

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

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( ´ω`) stupid wakabamark screwed up my post.

( ⌒-⌒) No, I'm afraid this particular brand of stupidity is all natural.

( ´ω`) I'm sorry, we seem to be having a misunderstanding here.

( ´ω`) Which part of "Get the hell out of my thread" is so difficult for you to understand?

( ⌒-⌒) Speak clearly. All I hear are the demented mumblings of a senile old man.

(･∀･) HE SAID GET OUT OF HIS THREAD YOU FAT FUCK

(･∀･) Go annoy Darkpa. His threads are pretty quiet these days.

( ⌒-⌒) Aww, is little baby not getting his way?

Out you go!
( 　´ω)つ※　　　≡( ##э⌒) Old fucker!
　　　　　　pow

( ´ω`) Great Grandpa, what was life like before the internet?
( ´＾ω＾`) Well, sonny, we used to read books and have sex.

when theres something strange
in the neighborhood
who you gunna call?

( ´ω`) Grandpa, dumbass.

if there's something weird
and it don't look good
who you gonna call?

( ⌒-⌒) Grandpa Dumbass

That's right!
( 　´ω)つ※　　　≡( ##э⌒) ..mbass!
　　　　　　pow

(･∀･) Grandpa, are you ready for this year's War on Christmas? Black Friday is this Friday.

( ´ω`) Ready, willing and able, Junior. The SAM launchers are already armed with reindeer seeking missiles, and the fireplace is primed with an upward firing cannon on a motion sensor trigger.

( ´ω`)∀･)-⌒)ヮﾟ)ω･ิ)ハ´）ω＾）For Great Justice!

(・ω・) For Great-

( 　´ω)つ※　　　≡( ##ω・) Ouch.

( 　･∀)つ※　　　≡( ##o⌒) ow HEY!

( ⌒o⌒) What was that for?

(･∀･) Just for being you.

( ´ω`) Ah, that's the Grandson I love...

(　･ิω･ิ) Ha! You're gonna go far, kid!

(･∀･) Grandpa, we learned about Beethoven's Für Elise today in school. Who was Elise?

( ´ω`) Elise... ah, that takes me back. Elise was one of your grandmothers. The fifth one, I think. All that blood-red hair and white, white skin made her the envy of Scotland.

( ・ω・) Wanna meet my new girlfriend?

(*ﾟーﾟ) Hi guys.

( ・ω・) Wanna meet my new girlfriend?

(*ﾟーﾟ) Hi guys.

( ・ω・) Damn you, double posting!

( ・ω・) Damn again, double posting!

( ・ω・) Damn again, double posting!

( ´ω`) Elise... ah, that takes me back. Elise was one of your grandmothers. The fifth one, I think. All that blood-red hair and white, white skin made her the envy of Scotland.

( ???) 1000GET!

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

( ´ω`) And that's how I got to 329get.

(･∀･) That was kinda boring, gramps.

(･∀･) May I see your Shobooon kind Sir?

( ´ω`) You're still too young for that, kid.

( ´ω`) well, okay...
( ´ω``) sh...cough...
( ´´ω``) shoboon

(･∀･) That's actually kind of creepy, grandpa...

(´･∀･`) HURRGH..there we go. shoboon

(･∀･) Grandpa, back when I was a kid, video game consoles came with controllers that connected to it through a wire. None of this fancy wireless remote crap for us, when had to plug in our stuff, yes sir'ree! These kids don't know how good they have it, right?

( Θ.Θ) I am a new person, and I humbly ask what 'Shoboon' means? Some kind of noodles?

(･∀･) It's some emoticon

( ´ω`) You're an emoticon.

(°w°) Hallo, I'm WESTERN Grandpa! Yeeeehaaa! Grandpa SAM! What's cooking, COWBOYS? I am a long lost cousin of Grandpa from AMERICA. Have some HOT DOGS and HAMBURGERS grilled flame style USA! Long time no see!

φ(・ω・`c⌒っ fart

φ(;・ω・`c⌒っ

( ´ω`) Junior, get me my tang.

(°w°) DUDE that was a COOL fart. In AMERICA we celebrate! Good job BROTHER!

(･∀･) ... IN AMERICA!

( ´ω`) That will get everyone going, including Hinako in New York, finding herself.

(･∀･) Who's Hinako, grandpa?

( ´ω`) My granddaughter.

(･∀･) So that makes her my cousin, right?

( ´ω`) Yes.
( ´ω`) Feel free to have sex with her.

(･∀･) I need pics first. What if she's ugly as sin?

( ´ω`) Then she'd be less likely to reject you, kid.

(･∀･) Well, that's encouraging.

(･∀･) Grandpa, how did you and Grandma first meet?

( ´ω`) It was a chilly September when we met. The cherry blossoms were falling and the chicadas were chirping loudly. A frog hopped from his perch on a branch and made a 'plop' sound as he entered the water. Two earthworms danced lewdly in the earth, making a 'crrrtchPING, crrrtchPING" sound as they did. Grandma approached me, she was wearing a sheer silk flower dress, and dark heavy boots. And also a hat made of bear meat. She smiled coquettishly, and winked at me. From that moment, it was love at first sight.

（　｀ハ´） hello, grandpa le

( ´ω`) You!

（　｀ハ´）How are you grandpa.

（　｀ハ´）All your threads are destroyed by us.

（　｀ハ´） Where is Nida?

( ´ω`) Did you check your pockets?

（　｀ハ´） No.
[pocket] < kekekeke

[pocket] < kekekeCOUGHCOUGH

[pocket] < Too much lint nida.

( ´ω`) Grandpa is not pleased. GTFO.

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（　｀ハ´） Okay, now get out of my pocket le.

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( ´ω`) I swear I'm going to have to change the locks on this thread.

　 You can't kick us out!
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( ⌒-⌒) And so it was that the fabric of space and time unraveled completely. Seriously, you're almost as bad as that failure, Mittens.

( ´ω`) You're no better, fathead. Get out.

( ⌒-⌒) I see your memory isn't the only thing that's gone with age, Grandpa.

(･∀･) Grandpa, Is that a 1958 Buick Roadmaster in your garage? If you have that baby, why are you always taking the bus?

( ´ω`) That's not a Roadmaster. That's Happiness-san. I drive a Nash Rambler.

(･∀･) Whatever happened to George?

( ´ω`) He was hugged and squeezed and patted and petted until death by that Yeti from Bugs Bunny cartoons.

(`∀´) So guys, did I miss anything?

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（　＾ω＾） Grandpa, are you queer?

(･∀･) Grandpa, duck, duck, duck... GOOSE!

( ´ω`) No, and no. I've got a crossword puzzle to solve.

(･∀･) Grandpa, who do you prefer? Max or Milia?

( ´ω`) Milia. Giant women have a vagina the size of a hallway.

(･∀･) Grandpa, please tell me about your adventures as an opal miner in Australia!

( ´ω`) Those were exciting times... fighting with the 'roos, ripping wealth from the raw ground and always looking skywards in terror of the dropbears...

( ´ω`) I'll never forget those warm evenings spent in the red light districts, or the smell of Squeeks' grandmother's perfume.

(･∀･) Grandpa, can you help me play Gyromite? My R.O.B. tried to rip my dick off while playing it.

(･∀･) Grandpam hurry up and die so I can inherit your fortune.

( ´ω`)

( xωx)

( ´ω`) Oh, yeah. I never amassed a fortune.

( ´ω`) You'd think you'd know that by now.

(･∀･) Grandpa, I bet you were one of those nerds who always got picked on at school.

(･∀･) Well here I am, picking up all those hot-but-fucking-stupid whores. My ego clearly surpasses yours.

( ´ω`) Yeah, yeah. Like going to the red light district stone blind drunk, waving a fistful of twenties around and yelling "HAY BABY ITS PAYDAY" at anything with tits takes any skill at all.

( ´ω`) Besides that, you're only seven. What are you even going to do with a whore, thumbdick?

(･∀･) I could ... I ...

(T∀T) waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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　'i,　　' ' -===＝＝‐ー《:::il::ﾞヾ;､ 　　　　Wait, if my dick's the size of my thumb, I'm in good shape!
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( ´ω`) To that perspective, yes, but your thumb's no bigger then the apostrophe in this sentence from normal distance.

( ´ω`) Me, on the other hand...huh huh huh huh huh. HUH HUH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HACOUGH COUGHcoughCOUGHargh arhgh...huh, yeah.

( ´ω`) Zzzzzzzzzzzz

( ´ω`) 400get.