( ???) 1000GET!

( ´ω`) ...
( ´ω`) This is the new thread, you idiot. The last one closed at 999.

(??? ) Oh, sorry...

( ´ω`) becauseitswinter.com

(・∀・) Where do we go when we get bumped off the front page?

( ´ω`) Let's hope we never find out, Junior. Let's hope we never find out.

(・∀・) I wanna find out. I wanna go sing and dance like that other guy.

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(・∀・) Grandpa! The basement's full of Clonepas! HELP!

( ´ω`) More food for the dogs, I guess.

(・∀・) ...the dogs?

(´ω`) Son, every time Clonepa shows up and poops all over this thread, it's been a different Clonepa. I try to keep them all asleep until the dogs are hungry, but some of them wake up now and then and get loose.

(・∀・) Just a minute ago you had no idea why they were here, and were saying something about dogs...

(・∀・) Unless... there's more that one Grandpa, too?!

(・∀・) ... hungry dogs?

( ´ω`) You seem confused, Junior.

( ･ω･) Hi everybody. Is anything cool going on up here?

( ･ω･) Hi everybody. Is anything coo-

( ･ω･) ...　　　(･ω･ ) ...

(･ω･ ) Guess I'm a bit early. I'll come back later.

( ´ω`) Peace and quiet.

( ･ω･) I'm still here, you kn-

( ´ω`) Peace and quiet.

(　･ิω･ิ) 666get. Also, I need one of the Clonepas for a horrific experiment.

(・∀・) Grandpa, can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

( `ω´) I SAID PEACE AND QUIET

( ･ω･)

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( ･ω･) Go, Junior, go!

( ´ω`) Junior, it's still September 1993

( ´ω`) So tonight I'm gonna party like it's nineteen-ninety-three.

o (´ω` )o

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( ´ω`)

Mittens, I've been meaning to tell you
for the longest time

(　・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ 　）

I ...I really like you and I think you're
really cool, you're great to hang out with
and you're always happy ...I ...

(　・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ 　）

...Mittens, I think I have a crush on you!

(　・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ 　）

...

...

(　・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ 　）

( ･ω･) I'm telling your fiancee.

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　　　　　∧_ ∧ （　poot　） This is how I feel about your feelings, Junior!!
　　　　　( ﾟヮ ﾟ ) ノノ〜′
　　　　 　　（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
　　　　　　　/ノ　ヽ

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　　　　　∧_∧ （　poot　） This is how I feel about your feelings, Junior!!
　　　　　( ´ω`) ノノ〜′
　　　　 　　（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
　　　　　　　/ノ　ヽ

( ･ω･) Why is my threat being ignored for some stupid combo?

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　　　　　∧_∧ （　poot　） Fartistes have greater things to worry about, like methane in the atmosphere.
　　　　　( ´ω`) ノノ〜′
　　　　 　　（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
　　　　　　　/ノ　ヽ

I still have a crush on you ... your farts are cute!^^

(　・∀・) （ﾟヮ ﾟ 　）

( ﾟヮ ﾟ ) My spidersense is tingling, something about surprise buttsechs if I fart in the wrong direction.

(　・∀・)つ Hey, what's that over there?

（ ﾟヮ ﾟ）...MITTENS! Hundreds of pairs!

(　・∀( ﾟ ヮﾟ)

(・∀・) What do I do now, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) Go get me a beer.

(　･ิω･ิ) And some nachos!

(・∀・) Grandpa, don't you ever just want to GET UP, DANCE AND SING!??

(・∀・) HALLEUJAH GRANDPA, LET'S GOOOOO

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　　　　　∧_∧ （　moot　）
　　　　　( ´ω`) ノノ〜′I'm up and letting it rip!
　　　　 　　（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
　　　　　　　/ノ　ヽ

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　　　　　( ???) ノノ〜???? ?? ??? ??????? ?? ???!
　　　　 　　（⊃⌒*⌒⊂)
　　　　　　　/ノ　ヽ

( ´ω`) Not you again.

( ???) Don't worry, now that I've claimed 700GET I'll leave in peace!

(　･ิω･ิ) I think you fail there buddy...

(　･ิω･ิ) ...among other things.

( ´ω`) At times like this, I wish Janey got herself clean and come to visit.

( ⌒-⌒) Heheheheheh. Watch this!

( ⌒-⌒) I'm going to stick it to Grandpa...

( ⌒-⌒) By taking 700GET!!!

( ´ω`) As if I care about such petty things.

( ´ω`) .... bastard.

(・∀・) Grandpa, if we were made into an anime, who would be our voice actors?

(・∀・) I think Norio Wakamoto would be perfect for your voice, Grandpa.

( ´ω`) I guess you would be played by some jap chick.

(　･ิω･ิ) I totally got played by some ... never mind.

705 get

( ´ω`) .... bastard.

(・∀・) You called for me?

( ´ω`) Ah, I remember your mom with great fondness. The greatest slut that ever opened her legs to the whole world.

(・∀・) I never met my mom...

(　･ิω･ิ) That's my wife you're talking about!

(　･ิω･ิ) She was an amazing slut. So talented, and so competitively priced...

(・∀・) A Park Avenue hooker?

( ´ω`) .... bastard.

(・∀・) ... motherfucker.

(　･ิω･ิ) So kid, where are the damned nachos?

( ´ω`) And my beer? What about my beer?

(・∀・) Pimp my ride and I'll go, sugar daddies

( ´ω`) I'm not a fucking sugar daddy. I can't have sugar anymore, Junior, because it gave me DIABEETUS.

(・∀・) Calm down, Grandpa... I was joking.

*( ´ω`) *

(・∀・)つ Can I poke your stomach?

( ´ω`) You know I had it amputated 3 years ago...

( ´ω`) So go ahead, I don't care.

( ´ω`)　　 ( ・∀・)つ(　ｘ　) So fun!

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(・∀・)ﾗｳﾞｨ!!

(ﾟ３ﾟ)ﾋﾟ〜ﾋﾟﾛﾘ〜ﾋﾟﾛﾘ〜ﾛﾘ〜ﾛﾘﾚﾘ〜
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(ﾟ３ﾟ)ﾋﾟ〜ﾋﾟﾛﾘ〜ﾋﾟﾛﾘ〜ﾛﾘ〜ﾛﾚﾙﾗﾛ〜
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('A`)ｳ〜ﾝｳ〜ﾝﾝﾝﾝﾝｳ〜ﾝｳ〜ﾝﾝ･ﾝ･ﾝ
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(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾗｳﾞｨ!!

( ´ω`) Looks like the universal translator's on the fritz again.

（　｀ハ´） garbfrabble wim bisplag feeboobahboo ia ia spoobnumby wim choo?

(・∀・) say what?

( ´ω`) Relax, Junior. He's just speaking in his native chinese.

(・∀・) I'm pretty sure "spoobnumby" isn't a chinese word, Grandpa.

( ´ω`) back in my day we didnt have spoobnumby. And we had to walk 15 miles in the snow with no shoes on just so I could purchase some spoobnumby.... ah the old days

(・∀・) Are you thinking of snowbunnies?

（　｀ハ´） argfond erwombie vilum burr? Bimwap, etgwa wim yoob spoobnumby wim gark.

(・∀・) ... stop talking.

(・∀・) Say it don't spit it, Beardy.

（　｀ハ´） 灵活镇嘎频道并改动隆冬龙别呢士兵罗或带瞅瞅赫尔东海！利他力保斯塔的！

（　｀ハ´） fram kib wim imizbody hip deep in the septic tank, and you really ought to call the authorities about it, good sirs.

<丶｀ω´> Will you quiet down in there? I'm trying to sleep! nida

( ・ω・<丶｀ω´> unf, unf, unf.

( ・ω・) I need a smoke after sleeping with that guy.

( ・-・）Global translator is broken virus = very yes.

( ´ω`) Young people and their language...

(・∀・) Grandpa, what is your favorite Japanese animation opening theme?

( ´ω`) Ghost in the Shell, season 1. Russian sounds so dirty

(・∀・)Grandpa, what do you think of the Mona font?

( ´ω`) It looks terrible italicized.

(・∀・) Grandpa, who am us anyway?

( ´ω`) you (us) are the reason I like fire!! Young whippersnapper

( ・-・）Why do you treat me like a baby?

( ´ω`) Are you saying you aren't a baby? You sure look like one.

( ・-・）Grandpa, I detect you haven't had yourmedispoobnumby zovvov micksa lit.

( ´ω`) We already did that gag, babyface.