( ´ω`) hello kids!
In the purgatory of DQN...
( ´ω`) Huh..? Where am I?
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) I am DQN.
( ´ω`) Oh, I've seen you around. I think. Uh, anyway, what do you want?
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Grandpa, you have been killed by Darkpa II.
( ´ω`)
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Yeah, I know.
( ´ω`) So, what does that mean to me?
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) The fate of this thread lies all to Junior now. Only he can defeat Darkpa II, ask the mighty KamiBU-N to ressurect you, all the while joining in the adventure with two other Juniors and one sexy girl he will eventually sleep with and rid of her.
( ´ω`) ZZZzzZzzzzz
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) Grandpa?
( ´ω`) fffFFFAAAARRRTTTTTTT!
( ´ω`) Oh, what was that?
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) ... I think I like you Grandpa.
(・∀・) You know, sometimes I wonder whatever happened to Gradpa... he was a funny guy.
（｀ハ´）Gradpa died too, kid, don't you remember?
（｀ハ´）Ah, even all this talk of death is depressing even for Darkpa II. Heres a funny trick I used to do back in the day, watch:
／⌒ヽ
⊂二二二（ ｀ハ´）二⊃
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（｀ハ´）Did you find it funny, Junior?
(・∀・) Not really, don't you have other tricks? And please don't start givin stupid advice or something like grandpa always did.
( ´ω`) （ ｀ハ´）No more tricks for you, you little-
( ´ω`)（｀ハ´ ）
( ´ω`)（｀ハ´ ）
( ´ω`)（｀ハ´ ）(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●） )
( ´ω`)（ ｀ハ´）(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●） )
( ´ω`)（｀ハ´）(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●） )
POW☆ POW☆ !2 HITS!
( ´ω` )⊃)ハ(⊂(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●） )
THATS NOT IT-
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(・∀・) Hey, I know what I can do!
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∩ ∧＿∧ ノ⌒ 丿
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＼＿ ノ / :::::::＼
∩＿ ＿／ ／ （ :::::::;;;;;;;）
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|￣￣￣＼ ﾉ Take this, （ ::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
| |￣「～|￣ (・Ａ・) Darkpa !! ／￣―――――￣￣::::::::＼
| | | | ∨￣∨ （ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::）
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/￣￣￣ ､____＼ （ ::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
/ _/￣「～|＼ ＿＿ ＼ ／￣―――――￣￣::::::::＼
| | | | ﾉ(・Ａ・)hurgh! （ :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::）
レ' レ と ﾉ∨￣∨ ＼＿＿::::::::::::::::::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ノ
!5 HIT JUNIOR-GRANDPA-DQN HYPER COMBO FINISH!!!
(（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）) It would seem that Darkpa's legacy is now over. I must take my leave..
( ´ω`) Thanks for all your help, uh...whoever you are.
(・∀・) Are you back, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) ffAAARRRTTT Whoo...bad gas these says. What was that Junior?
(;・∀・) ..He's back.
(・∀・;) YEAH YEAH! ACTION!
( ´ω`) KARTIRIGE LOADOOOO!!!!
（｀ハ´ ） SUPPAAAAAA BARIAAAA!!!!!
(・∀・)JUNIAAAAA LUKKUUUUUUU!!!!!!
*now someone should have awsome ascii art for this scene**
( ´ω`) Ha! In my day, we carved our action scenes from wood at 60 fps.
（・_・。） Grandpa, you're my hero! <3
(；・Д・) B-b-but we were supposed to get married, Fiancee!
(・∀・) （・_・。）
Junior! This is my friend. We are going to get married. Isn't that great?
( ´ω`) I'm afraid I made a grave Copy+Paste error in >>288, Junior.
(・∀・) Oh God, Junior, you've screwed it up again!
(・∀・) You didn't use cowpipes on the farms back in the day, did you, Grandpa?
（｀ハ´ ）Hey you can't forget about me!! I will KILL YOU! KILL KILL!
( ´ω`) I am you! You are me! All my atoms
( ´ω`) | （｀ハ´ ）
（^_^。;）I should be leaving.
/━━━( ´ω`)━━━/━━━（｀ハ´;）━━━/
（・_・。） I'll marry the winner! <3
(;;・Д・)
( ´ω`) You'll marry the whiner!
(;;`Д´) !
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GOTTA GET SOME HELP FOR GRANDPA!
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(・∀・) Special effects!!!
( ))ω`) Huff... huff... give up yet?!
（｀ハx） NEVER!
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| BATTLE MODE!!!!!!!!
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（｀ハ´） Wh-what the hell is that?!
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| l ￣ ヽ ＜ We have spotted them at last.
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The thing is my POWER BOOSTER ATTAAAAAACK!!
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(´ ＼.从（＿＿＿) ／｀) (､へ(__⌒_)从人／ ;｀)
(・∀・) I don't understand what's going on for what reason! Must be a Hong Kong flick!
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣
（ ´ω`） ＜ So here is the story kids;
（ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Darkpa is beaten by me again, but this attracted the attention of some government agents. The pretty girl who was supposed to marry sonny of course fell into my charms. Sonny is clueless of what is going on, even though he went to fetch some help. The furry things saved me by supplying super powers. otanoshimini!
>>271
(・∀・) If you killed grandpa and he kicked your ass, even though you were fa--
Σ(・Д・) TIME PARADOX!
（ ´ω`） Just live with it sonny.
Σ(・Д・) Wait, you're a girl?!
（・_・。） you couldn't tell by my hooters?!
(・_・。）
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(・∀・) *Actually*, now that you mention it...（ ´ω`）Junior, do not sully this thread or Fiancee's reputation with your daydreams!
(・Д・;;) H-how did you see my thoughts?!
（ ´ω`） I have powers, Junior. Powers you can't even imagine. Now get me my tapioca.
(・∀・) Grandpa, how can I obtain those powers?
（ ´ω`）You know, whenever I ask you to bring me something you never do it. I'm tired and old, Junior, you can't expect me to get everything by myself.
(・∀・) Never mind that, I want to learn about your awesome powers!
wakaranai ... ( ´A`)
（ ´ω`） I have the power to kick your ass if you don't get me my goddamn tapioca, how's that?
￣ ､ゞヾ'""''ｿ;μ, BATTLE MODE!
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ﾐ ﾌﾞﾜｯ .ミ
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| l ￣ ヽ ＜ Put agents in all supermarkets. Key: TAPIOCA
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＼ ヽヽ（#´ω`）I SAID TAPIOCA !
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ヽゝ。・_・ν ＜ Grandpa...
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￣（／／／／￣＼( ,,´ω`) ＜ I Kick your ass sonny.
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POWAAAAAA PUNCHU!!!
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( ))∀・) Grandpa! You are so violent these days!
Grandpa! .. make me mother.. ( >_<)'
( ´ω`) I am the angle of Zero Hour!
(・∀・) Grandpa, um, may I have twenty dollars? I want to buy the new Star Wars DVD tomorrow.
( ´ω`) In my day, television was called BOOKS.
( ´ω`) Fuck Star Wars!
(・∀・) It reminds you of that time you ki--
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(⌒＼ ∧＿∧
＼ ヽヽ（#´ω`）NEVER BRING THAT UP!
(mJ ⌒＼
ﾉ ∩ / ／
（ | .|∧＿∧
／＼丿 | （ ）
(___へ＿ノ ゝ＿＿ノ
（｀Д´） I'VE FUCKING HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT, GRANDPA!
＼＼＼
(⌒＼ ∧＿∧
＼ ヽヽ（X｀Д´）NOW YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!
(mJ ⌒＼
ﾉ ∩ / ／
（ | .|∧＿∧
／＼丿 | （ ）I'd like to see you try, you little brat!
(___へ＿ノ ゝ＿＿ノ
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ｀ハ´） ＜ Good. Let your hate make you strong!
（ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
Grandpa, i like you ( *´_`)<3
∧＿∧ ／￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
（ ｀ハ´） ＜ Good. Let your love make you deviant!
（ ） ＼＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
｜ ｜ |
（_＿）＿）
(#´ω`) GAH!
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(⌒＼ ∧＿∧
＼ ヽヽ（#´ω`）Make like 4chan and ZERO HOUR, >>338
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／＼丿 | （ ）
(___へ＿ノ ゝ＿＿ノ
(⌒＼ ∧＿∧
＼ ヽヽ（#´ω`）I am Kurt Angle of ZERO HOUR!!!!!!!!!
(mJ ⌒＼
ﾉ ∩ / ／
（ | .|∧＿∧
／＼丿 | （ ）
(___へ＿ノ ゝ＿＿ノ
(⌒＼ ∧＿∧
＼ ヽヽ( *´_`)<3 This is a rape Grandpa! Put your hands up!
(mJ ⌒＼
ﾉ ∩ / ／
（ | .|∧＿∧
／＼丿 | （ ）
(___へ＿ノ ゝ＿＿ノ
( ´ω`) And that junior, is how I saved Japan from The Beatles!
(・∀・) Sugoi!
,.:::.⌒⌒:::::ヽ
（::::::::::::::::::::::::::::）
（::::::::::::::人:::::::::ﾉ How ya like my new do', Grandpa?
（:::: （(・∀・):ノ
￣/ つとl
しー-Ｊ
( ´ω`) Ah, that reminds me of the old days... man, the 60s never ended.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I once ended a psychology presentation by saying "I've learnt that PCP is more dangerous than running a sledgehammer through your head!". Is it true?
( ´ω`) You kids with your PCP and glue sniffing. So naive and so childish. Wait until score some black tar heroin and ride the horse.
(・∀・) But I thought you only did opium, Grandpa!
Grandpa, you buy viagra ? (´_`)V
( ´ω`) Why do you ask, Junior? Chinpo not doing its job?
Grandpa, you buy vagina?（・_・。）<3
(・∀・) Grandpa, what's the secret to graduating from high school?
( ´ω`) Stick to the Internet forums. So-called "real" friends will stab you in the back. You know those high school kids.
(・∀・) Grandpa, I'm selling candy bars for my marching band's trip to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! Can I count on you to buy three cases?
(・∀・) Because I, um, already told the band director I sold that many.
( ´ω`) Sorry Junior, can't do it. Diabetes, you know.
( ;´ω`) Plus, chocolate gives me the shits.
( ´ω`)>======[] You lying whippersnapper! There are no liars in our family! Get out!
Grandpa, How old are you ? (*´_`)
(・∀・) Dear, I already asked that question.
(;・∀・) And I've been noticing you've been coming onto my Grandpa lately. Why?!
( ´ω`) ﾉ@
( ´ω`) ﾉ――――@ sirrrrrrrrr
( ´ω`) ﾉ@ wup
( ´ω`) It's the toys, Junior!
☆*：.｡. .｡.：*･゜ﾟ･( ´ω`)(^_^。)：.｡. .｡.：･゜ﾟ･*☆
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（-_-。）ZzzZZzzzZZZzzz.....(・∀・) Oh, it was just a dream...
( ´ω`) Hey there Junior, have you seen my boxers?
(・∀・) Didn't they used to be over... there...
(・∀・) ...
(^_^。) What?
(*´ω`) Oh, uh, she has him I see, heh.
( °Д °)
( °Д °) ...
( ´ω`) Junior, are you all right?
( °Д °) ...
( ´ω`) Look, it's no what you may think it is.
( °Д °) ...
( ´ω`) Are you... are you going to be O.K.? Say something!
( °Д °) Oh, my God! I've gone BLIND!
(; ° Д ° ) LOVE IS OVER!
Too much happened while I was gone!
( °Ａ ° )it's horrible being blind, but maybe if I just accept it and move on, things will work out.
( °∀ ° )Grandpa, could you take me to the movies? I know can't see it anymore, but I thought I could at least listen to it, and you could tell me what's happening on the screen.
( °∀ ° )I hear "Pulp Fiction" is pretty good. It has Ving Rhames in it!
( ´ω｀)σ(・∀・) Do not keep stealing Grandpa's teeth
( ・ω・) < BEEP
( ・ω・) . . .
( ´ω｀) Who the hell are you?