( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ・ω・)!
( ´ω`) Yes. I had spent millions of yen on research equipment. And finally found something that I decided to call, kimera anima.
( `ハ´)Ha! I heard my name! Clonepa, come over here. I want to talk with you.
( ・ω・) What is it, Darkpa?
( `ハ´) Actually, I want to kill you!
( ・ω・;) Oh.
( `ハ´) Not even Grandpa's Secret Project can save you! HAAAAAA-
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("'ヽ "' 、 i' Grandpa: HITEN MITSURUGI RYU:
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(; ° Д ° ) Grandpa, that's outrageous! What are you doing to Clonepa??!
( ´ω`) Junior, I know "God-speed" Hiten Mitsurugi Ryu is beyond you, but I hit Darkpa.
\、 ヽハ´)ノ >>643
( ´ω`) See? Right there.
( ・ω・) yeah, i havent done anything anyway.
( ・ω・) yet.
( ・ω・) What was that? .....
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(;°Д °) Grandpa! The thread fell off the front page!
( ´ω`) Your complaining isn't helping, Junior.
(・∀・)But we need to keep this thread going, grandpa! It's your legacy!
( ´ω`) Everyone needs a little rest from time to time.
(・ω・) Yes... fall into obscurity!
(・∀・)Grandpa thread resurrection GET!
( ・ω・) Stop that!
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| l  ̄ ヽ < YOU SAW NOTHING TODAY...
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( ´ω`) I came to this country with nothing but a hammer and a powerful laxative!
(・∀・)Grandpa, did you know that life on Earth depends on Jupiter? It's true.
(・∀・)See, since Jupiter is so big and has such a strong gravitational field, it actually helps prevent some large, life-threatening asteroids, and even the small, high-velocity ones, from crashing into the Earth with its own pull.
(・∀・)Still, everyone once in a while one will get close, but Jupiter is a real friendly and helpful neighbor that way! How about that?
( ´ω`) tl;dr
( ´ω`) But Junior, you're supposed to be completely stupid and ask ME questions in which I would provide that information.
( ´ω`) In fact, I have a question: How old are YOU, Junior?
(・∀・)How old are YOU, Grandpa?
( ・ω・) oO( Grandpa's never going to answer that question...
( ´ω`) Well, Junior, by the way, did you know that today is 3rd International day of the Ninja?
(・∀・)No, but I have a new question! Who were the guys in >>3?
( ´ω`) Our new neighbors. They've kept me up all night with their constant screaming of SAIKAMASAIKAMASAIKAMASAIKAMA.
(・∀・) I think you mean SAITAMA. Oh, and 666 get!
(`ハ´)Damn! Why do I failed at such a dark GET?
( ´ω`) Your mom.
( ・ー・)Hello dad. Hey, son.
(・∀・)Dad?
( ´ω`) Why, if it isn't my accident of a son!
( ・ー・)I've come to take Junior back home. He's spent way too much time asking you questions, dad.
J(`Д´)し WHAT?!
( ´ω`) Bullshit, you pathetic waste of DNA. He certainly learns more talking to me than he does listening to your idiotic stories.
(・∀・)Grandpa, why are you always mean? You were much kinder in v1.0
( ´ω`) Sorry, sonny boy. It's just that your father and I aren't on the best of terms, and I was worrying that he might try and take you away.
( ´ω`) sniff You love your grandpa, don't you, sonny boy? Don't you want to hear more of my stories?
(・∀・) Yes, Grandpa, I shall continue to ask questions and nothing will stop me.
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( ´ω`) Thank god that rancid smell is gone!
(・∀・)Like father, like son!
(-∀-) Why is it that you hate Dad so much anyway?
(・∀・) Without him i wouldn't be sitting here keeping you company y'know.
( ´ω`) That is the reason I hate your dad.
(・∀・) Grandpa, why do so many people want to buy a Xbox 360? The launch titles usually aren't that good anyway.
( ´ω`) Huh?
A what-box? Is this one of your new-fangled record players?
(;・Д・) Grandpa, you've turned invisible!
( ´ω`) O Rly?
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( ´ω`) Who let Hikki in? I thought I banished him from my house. Junior!
(・∀・) That's dad, Grandpa, after a lifetime of no-love from you!
( ´ω`) want some wrinkly lovin'?
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(・∀・)What was it like being a rock star, Grandpa?
( ´ω`) It rocked, junior.
(・∀・)Grandpa what do you think of David Bowie?
( ´ω`) Didn't he do that Faggy Starslut concept album or something like that?
(・∀・)He played guitar, jamming good with Weird and Gilly, and The Spiders From Mars, Grandpa!
( ´ω`) The only musician I respect is GG Allin. He was hardcore.
(・∀・)Grandpa, how do you do that Voo Doo that you do so well?
( ´ω`) That's a family secret, sonny.
(・∀・) I'm family! Can't you tell me?
( ´ω`) ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE!
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Grandpa: Junior, we're outside.
We must be dreaming...
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(・∀・)Wake up, Grandpa! I've go something to show you! Remember J-bot? I recharged him and plugged him into the wall, so he'll last longer.
|・_・| HELLO-GRANDPA-UNIT. ACTIVATING-INTERFACE.
( ・ω・) Sorry, Junior...
(・ω・) ...but this time, Grandpa won't be waking up.
(・∀・)Who the fuck are you!. asshole?
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Grandpa: Clonepa?
Clonepa: Everything is going as planned..
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(・∀・) Have those two went nuts?
( ´ω`) Was that a dream? Why, I haven't had a dream in at least 30 years now!
( ´ω`) How..disturbing. I was outside. My eyes hurt.
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( ´ω`) What the hell am I doing here?! Where's junior?!
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(・ー・) oh... junior, is it... it's ALWAYS junior, isn't it...
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(・∀・) is this good enough for you?! huh?!
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(`ハ´) Damn, I need a beer. Are there any in the fridge?
(`ハ´) OOOF!
(`ハ´) Hey! Who the hell left this power coord lying across the floor?
|・_・| 4:59:99!
|・_・| 4:58:65!
|・_・| 4:57:31!
meanwhile
(・∀・)I gotta go see my fiancee! Tralala.
(・∀・) Hello, fiancee!
(・_・。) ...
(・∀・) ... Hello?
(・_・。) ...
(・∀・;) Er, why aren't you talking to me-
BANG
'¬(・_・。) Sorry Junior, it's for the sake of the mission.
(・_・。) Mission complete.
Sound Only ...Good job.
( ´ω`) I sense a great disturbance in the DQN.
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( ´ω`) You couldn't DQN yourself out of a paper bag, now shut up and get me out of here.
( ´ω`) Oh, uh, hello there.
(・_・。)...
( ´ω`) Speak up, youngin'.
BANG
'¬(・_・。) Forgive me, Grandpa. But I-
( ´ω`) Haha! It'll take more then that to kill me!
(・_・。)!
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( ・ー・) Dad! Dad?!
(;・Д・) Dad, what's wrong with Grandpa?!
( ・ー・) Junior, I have some bad news for you...
( ・ω・) .....
(;・Д・)He's drunk again?
( ・ー・) No, but I saved a load of money by switching to Geico.
(;・Д・) ...
( ´ω`) Them I-talian secret ops can't hurt me because I have mew mew
(・_・。) . o O ( If I don't kill I won't be loved by my controller! )
(・∀・) Grandpa, help me!
|・_・| 0:00:05!
|・_・| 0:00:04!
|・_・| 0:00:03!
( ´∀`)I like Kouyama Mitsuki-chan!
|・_・| 0:00:02!
|・_・| 0:00:01!
|・_・| 0:00:00! SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED.
(・∀・) I knew I should've disabl-
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BUT THE WORLD REFUSED TO CHANGE.
( ・ω・) < Ooh... Fireworks! So pretty
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(;・Д・) J-bot, fix Grandpa!
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(;・Д・) Clonepa! What happened to grandpa! I thought that he wasn't killed by Fiancee's shot!
( ・ω・) It's something else... he's not dead, he's in some sort of... COMA.
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( ・ω・) < He's pining for the fjords.
(・∀・)I want to fuck fiancee.
( ・ω・) Idiot, that was just a part of a drug-induced dream. You don't really have a fiancee. You don't even have a girlfriend!
( ・ω・) anyway, since grandpa's gone, youll be asking me questions from now on.
( ´ω`) hello kids!
( ・ω・) o O ( I've underestimated him... to break that illusion so easily, it would take uncharted levels of DQN! )
( ・ω・) o O ( If the illusion was broken, then I must resort to... THE GRANDPA-VANQUISHER 2.0 (patent pending)!!)
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/⌒\ \ 〔〔 |Ξ (,,・ω・)つ /⌒^\\ < >
//⌒\ |◎| _/ ||Ξ/ つ¶¶ / /⌒\|◎| < This is the end, Grandpa!!
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(・∀・)Sugoi, Clonepa! We're fucked!
(・∀・)Let's play some awesome fight music. Hmm... Perhaps Iron Maiden - Fallen Angel? Something heavier, like Amon Amarth - Vs. The World? Well, maybe some video game music. Earthbound - Final battle might work...Devil May Cry 3 - Vergil Battle 3 also. Oh, there's so many possibilities! What do you think, everyone?
( ・ω・) Something classy.
( ´ω`) May I suggest Tchaikovsky's "Scherzo: Allegro non tanto e con fuoco (Qrt. 1)?"
( `ハ´)An articulate choice, Grandfather, but I believe Barber - Adagio for Strings is a more peculiar notion for such an epic event.
(・∀・) But you know, for classy, dramatic music, you really can't beat O Fortuna!
( ・ω・) Wait, I know!
Don't wanna know why, everybody ready get it on!!
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//⌒\ |◎| _/ ||Ξ/ つ¶¶ / /⌒\|◎| < Turbo Smasher Punch!!
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( ´ω`) It was my late father's dying wish that I would bring absolute justice to DQN - and now, I shall enforce his last words stronger then ever before.
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