( ´ω`) hello kids!

http://img214.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grandpathread3hu.swf

( ´ω`)　I sent them a Tic Tac and a wooden nickle.

(・∀・) But >>941-san, that doesn't really say anything about how this thread started!

(・ω・;) o O ( The first 4-ch flash...? )

(・∀・) Grandpa, are you sleeping again? You should visit my thread some time.

Grandpa is banned junior.

Please don't break the rules or I will lock this thread.

(・∀・)

(・∀・).... what?

I'm serious. Play by my rules or fuck off.

( ´ω`) >>946 is a liar and >>948 is neither a gentleman nor a scholar.

(・Д・) G-Grandpa! Ban evading is a serious offense!

( ´ω`) You think I'm scared of that? When I was five years old, Vin Diesel was my drinking buddy. And we drank LIQUID HYDROGEN.

(・∀・) Wow, Grandpa is immune to banning!

( ´ω`) I'll show you my secret, Junior...

( ´ω(MODD) YOWCH!~

( ´ω`) Follow my lead, Junior. These mods these days, they think they can tell me how to behave and who to suck up to, just because they have their "warn" and "ban" buttons. Well, fuck that noise! Who are you to tell me what to do? You're just some faggot making up half-assed rules for your tiny little patch of Internet! I'm going to post the way I want, so suck it!

(・∀・) Grandpa...

( ´ω`) Them's the facts of life, kid.

( ´ω`)y~~
(・∀・) Grandpa, I think I'm starting to see how this world revolves...

(・∀・) Grandpa, I think 2 universes spliced just now!

( ´ω`) Yes, junior. I can go for donuts right now as well.

(・∀・) Well, it is 5am. Time to make the do~ nuts~.

( ´ω`) Don't disrespect the dead, Junior.

(・∀・) B-B-but.

sound only Grandpa, if you keep this up, I may have to report you to your ISP for abuse.

( ´ω`) Go ahead, I don't have much time left in this world, anyway.

( ´ω`) Did you know that the witch-woman Jenka once had a brother?

( ´ω`) His name was Ballos.

( ´ω`) Like his sister, he wielded powers far beyond those of mortals�

sound only Grandpa...

When you are a guest in someone's house it is rude to talk more than them. Grandpa, you have become tiresome. As the host, I am asking you politely, to scale your postings back.

Thank you.

( ´ω`) Go wank it to loli porn, troublemaker.

(・∀・) Done and done!

( ´ω`) Harumph.

(・∀・) Grandpa, how much time has passed since I started asking you questions?

( ´ω`) We have all the time in the world... if nobody posts to this thread for the rest of time...

(・∀・)Well, I don't want to waste your time with stupid questions.

That's it, Grandpa. I'm afraid I'll need to place you under arrest - http://news.com.com/Create+an+e-annoyance%2C+go+to+jail/2010-1028_3-6022491.html

( ´ω`) I'm above the law, so shove it.

(・∀・) I guess I should move on with life. Get out of this garden and become a man.

(-∀-) ..

(´Д`) yaaaawwnnn..

( ´ω`) ...

( ´ω`) I feel old, dagnabbit.

http://violet.homeip.net/upload/img-box/img20060110140452.jpg

<丶｀∀´> Grandpa, I demand apology juice for this slanderous posting!

　　 （　・∀・) I'm above Grandpa!
　　/ Ｊ ⌒Ｊ
　　/　 ´ω`)　I'm above the law...
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　　と＿_）__）旦

(・∀・) Grandpa, Philadelphia is called the "City of Brotherly Love," but why do Eagles' fans have so much pent up homosexual rage?

( ´ω`) All sports are homoerotic in nature, just some more than others. Ever since the Greeks started wrestling naked, men have been finding excuses to be in close physical contact with each other while sweating.

(・∀・) Do you like gladiator movies, Grandpa?

( ´ω`) No, but I do like a nice 980GET now and then.

(・∀・) Grandpa, why is Los Angeles called the "City of Angels"?

( ´ω`) Don't you know how to read a book?

(・∀・) Th-that's..!

(・∀・) Grandpa...

(・∀・) Are you really Hitoraa Adorofu?

( ´ω`) . . .

( ´ω`) Junior, do I look like I have a mustache?

(・∀・) You can only do so much with one-line AA, Grandpa.

(・∀・) Hey grandpa, why is KUMA also nicknamed Pedobear? And why makes long cat long? And why is everyone saying WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...

( ´ω`) That's no place for you to be, Junior! Get out this instant!

( ´ω`) Everyone says WRYYYYYY because Jojo's Bizarre Adventure rules.

(・∀・) But I heard it was kind of homosexual, Grandpa! Is that really what's cool these days?

( ´ω`) I remember the Gay revolution back in the 1970s. It was led by WT Snacks of course.

(・∀・) Grandpa, have you noticed that the closer we get to the end of a thread, the more people post in it? Why is that?

( ´ω`) >>300-950 were a rest period. You have to stop and catch your breath when you're my age!

(・∀・) Ahem.

(・∀・) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: He hath....

(・∀・;) Um... He hath....

(・∀・;) Psst. Line!

( ´ω`) Try and go get >>1000, Junior! Reach for the rainbow while you're young!

(・∀・) Let's fight to the death for >>1000!

hello am i late?

(・∀・) oh im tooo late

(・∀・) then again

1000GET(・∀・)

(・∀・) i got 10000

What a fag!

( ´ω`) ...I see that I cannot die yet.

( ´ω`) I must remain as champion in the war against tripcodefags, or all will be lost and The Forbidden Garden of DQN will descend into an eternal age of darkness.

( ´ω`) Damn, and I was looking forward to those 72 virgins too.

(・∀・) Grandpa, I would like to make it clear that >>997-1001 was not me. Please do not hate me for the wrongdoings of others...

( ´ω`) I've hated you my entire life. You're the spawn of that accident of mine.

( ´ω`) Anyway, I suppose someone will eventually Grandpa 3.0. Eh, here's to hoping it actually becomes funny again.

>>1005
NO. The next thread is here:

http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1135367741

　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　/（●）（●）
　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ DUUURRRR
　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　
　　 //　| |　　　　?
　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　　( ´ω`)　　

　　　　／⌒ヽ
　　　/（●）（●）
　　　|　ﾄｪｪｪｲ/ YOUR TIME IS UP.
　　　| /｀ﾆﾆ´　　
　　 //　| |　　　　Dagnabbit.
　　Ｕ　 .Ｕ　　(´ω` )

Part 3:
http://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1137058177

>>1008
GOD DAMN YOU

>>380
(・∀・) Grandpa, does this mean something?

( ´ω`) Clonepa's just a retard, Junior, don't bother with him.

(;A;) Granpa, are you dead?
That would make me sad.

(・∀・) Grandpa, tell us a story about the olden days, when men were men and women were inferior!

how did this thread get on the front page again?

>>1014
(・∀・) I don't know, but I want a story!

( ´ω`) Let me rest in PEACE, damnit.

( ´ω`) That came out wrong.

(・∀・) Have you ever tried sageing, grandpa? It's great to make contributions without bumping the thread

( ´ω`) Either way, I'm taking a nap now.