Well?

>>257 goes to the local Starbucks every morning.

>>258 performs sex acts for free Starbucks coffee.

>>259

drops the soap in starbucks for fun

>>260 masturbates while reading Moby Dick.

>>261 can't read.

>>262 participated in the intellectual pogrom.

>>263 just looks up big words to feel smart.

>>264
is a curmudgeon

>>265 thinks that's a big word.

>>266 is a humuhumunukunukuapuaa.

>>267 smells of poo.

>>268 likes the smell.

>>269 likes the taste

>>270 likes the waste

>>271 eats the paste

>>272 shits in the waste

basket

>>273 really sucks at this.

>>274 is a drama queen who constantly claims to be leaving /dqn/, then comes back 30 minutes later.

>>275 is .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

>>276 just COULDN'T use the goddamn space key.

>>277 actually gives a damn.

>>278 thinks saying "damn" makes him cool.

>>279 know that nothing can make him cool.

>>282 thinks this is ITT we insult the poster below us

>>281 NO, U

>>281
can't spell NO U!!!1

>>283
fucked up big time

>>284 couldn't get it up.

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>>286 is unclear on the concept

>>286 sucks at kopipe

>>287 is too tied up in concepts to understand the real world

>>289, like >>288, fails to insult the poster above him.

>>290 fails to account for relativity

>>291 fails to respect his relatives

>>292 is related to >>291

>>293 can't dance and if he can't dance he's no friend of mine.

>>294 is not being safe with the Safety Dance.

>>295 is Not Safe For Work

>>296 is an affront to kind people everywhere.

>>297 mistakes needless formality for kindness.

>>298 faps to pictures of Moot.

>>299 posted twice, just to 300GET!

>>300 insulted herself. twice.

>>301 enjoys furry porn

>>302 is furry porn.

>>303 hates freedom.

>>304 fails to understand that freedom is an absolute which cannot meaningfully be attained. For his quote, he is an inept flatfish boasting vaguely understood themes from mediocre romanticists, ie. 304 is member of the NRA

>>305 is an overeducated underachieving fagmitten

>>306 is a Japanese major.

>>307 is a damn baka

>>308 is a damn weeaboo.

>>309 is a bandwagon whore

>>310 is a whore in general.

>>310 bribed a mod to post here

>>310 is a faggot.

>>313 fails this thread miserably

>>314 brings misery to this failed thread

>>315 wrote the chorus to DQN song 3.

>>316 draws yaoi fanart of Grandpa and Junior.

>>317 jerks off to said art.

>>318 added such art to the do-not-post list on grandpachan at >>316's request.

>>319 reported >>316 to AOL for stealing pictures, as it is a crime.

>>320 is not a meme.

>>321 is really fucking stupid.

>>322 is really fucking his mother.

>>323 is >>322's father and brother.

>>324 is BOTH Mint AND Ranpha.

>>325 would hit it

>>326 got hit by it, it not being >>324

>>327 is halfway through his genderchange operations

>>328 stopped halfway through his genderchange operations six years ago.

>>329 is a Panda

>>330 Pa Pa Panda

>>331 is fucking stupid

>>332 thinks milhouse is a meme

>>333 got a cool number but couldn't even mention it in his worthless post

>>334 is clearly half-assed.

>>330-331 am I having deja vu?
>>335 is full assed

>>336 thinks he is cool for getting a joke

>>337
Is more TANASINN than 74.5% of the threads in The Forbidden Garden of DQN

>>338 is a Pan∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴
∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

>>339 ∵∴∵∴∵∴∵∴

>>340 is convinced that putting tanasinn dots in a post is hilarious

>>341 has a point,but not a big one. He also has a point between his legs, even smaller.

>>342 feels secure in his homosexuality.

>>343
Still haven't grasped the wonders of Homosexuality

>>344 is a gay homosexual faggot! How gay!

>>345 is a straight heterosexual faggot.

>>346 is a complete pain in the ass.

>>347 is a straight homosexual faggot.

>>348 was never sure about his sexuality, which is why he is 27 years old and still virgin.

>>349 has no excuse for being a 27 year old virgin.

>>350 spends hours making up excuses about it

>>351 finds >>350's sex life fascinating.

>>352 posts about his sexual fantasies on the INTERNET because he has no sex life

>>353 has no sexual fantasies

>>354 has no sexual organs

>>355 has sex with non-sexual organs.

>>356 has sex with pipe organs