Well?

>>157 wasn't even there.

>>158 still isn't all the way "there", if you catch my drift.

Nobody ever gets >>159's drifts, no matter how much he winks or nudges.

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>>161 relies on shitty kopipe because he can't think for himself.

>>162 is too insecure to use shitty kopipe because he feels a need to prove he can think for himself.

When >>163 hears the word 'culture,' he reaches for his gun.

>>164
Is a penis.

>>165 is a sentence fragment.

>>166 fucks sentence fragments in the ass.

>>167 is an uncouth boor.

>>168 spends his evenings writing erotic poetry.

>>169 spends his evenings writing Star Trek slashfic.

>>170 writes them in script format and hopes for it to some day be made into a movie.

>>171 derived time travel and wormhole theory just to facilitate seven of nine, deanna troy and those other bimbo's in one scene of his lousy scripts.

>>172 sucks.

>>173 sucks harder than a demuxed Electrolux.

>>174's bit of wit is unmitigated shit, stupid git.

>>175 rhymes all the time, it should be a crime, how about you STFU and deepthroat a lime!

>>176 Sucks at rhyming.

>>177 killed the joke

In Soviet Russia, the joke killed >>178!

>>179 thinks Soviet Russia jokes were funny the first thousand times he heard them, so why not another.

>>180 only thinks that in Soviet Russia.

>>181 likes New Coke.

>>182 likes cod liver oil.

>>183 is overweight

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>>185 NO U

>>186 likes to point his finger at his mothers hard phallus.

>>186
is so retarded, he can't think of anything even slightly original to say.

>>187
is >>186's mother

>>188
is too slow to keep up

>>189 made this post from his hotel room at FurCon

>>190 is a small-minded anti-furry bigot.

>>191 is a furry.

>>192 attempts to supress his furry tendencies - not always successfully.

>>193 is >>190-192

>>194 has set a new low for this thread

only to be outdone by >>195 just 2:25 later

>>196 is a pimply nerd

>>197 is a pimple on >>196's face.

>>198 is a tumour in >>197's scrotum

>>199 is gay.

>>200 is a homophobe

>>201 sucks cock.

>>202 is a component the association Gug, even though >>202 knows full well that Gug idiot is one gugin'.

>>203 is too comprehensible for DQN.

>>204 is up to his ole thesaurus.com tricks

>>205 contrived nothing of his own yet.

>>206 has no chance of advancement

>>207 has no chance to survive make your time

>>208 is so outdated, he still says "I KISS YOU!"

>>209 can stay my home.

cmboo breaekr.

>>210-211 are DQN.

>>212 is T-N-T! HE'S DYNO-MITE!

The only thing explosive about >>213 is his diarrhea.

>>214 gave >>213 his AIDS

On the other hand, >>215 received his AIDS during a one-night stand with a sperm whale.

>>216 is IAA

>>217 thinks making DQN forced registration is a bad idea.

>>218 thinks we should charge :10bux: too.

>>219 thinks that's too cheap.

>>220 paid :10bux: before he found out that it was free.

>>221 on the other hand hasn't donated.

>>222
donated to 4chan after Moot sold out

>>223 goes to 4chan

>>224 will admit to knowing what 4chan is

if >>225 knew what 4chan was, he'd love it and be a total /b/tard

>>225 donated in hopes that Gary Niger would come forth and feed him the Holy Gay Nigger Seed from a vial he keeps in a small pocket in his well-ironed suit.

>>227's brain should be donated to science.

>>228 donated his brain to science, and they gave it back.

>>229 sold his brain to science because he needed the money to buy drugs.

>>230 couldn't complete the drug transaction, though he lives in a bad village.

>>231 failed to sage

>>232 failed to not fail.

>>233's mother tried to (A)bort but (F)ailed.

>>234 saged a sager in Sageland at Sageville near Sage River with his sidekick Sagedude the Archsager of the Saging Institution

>>235 has a limited vocabulary.

>>236 posted in the "ITT we post in this thread" thread. 3 times.

>>237 is the bastard brat of a Scotch pedlar.

>>238 confuses ethnicity with alcohol, thereby proving what a retard he is.

>>239 confuses women with floor lamps when under the influence of alcohol

>>240 confuses cynicism with insight

>>241 confuses everyone.

>>242 is easily confused

>>243 secretly prefers the word 'confuzzled'

>>244 always watches out for incorrect verb forms that have snuck into the language.

>>245 watches these people from the shadows.

>>246 is the shadows.

>>247 is a nerd who thinks he's TOO GOOD for Star Trek.

>>248 is me.

>>249 is a tripfag

>>250 thinks rebelling against mods is new and cool

>>251 thinks that 'new and cool' is hip.

>>252 think that hip is new and cool

>>253 thinks that his new replacement hip is cool

>>254 wish to be the little mo-ga

>>255 is white but his ass is Mocca

>>256 can't spell "mocha"