ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

58 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 05:09 [no]

>>57 fellated Jean de la Fontaine

59 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 06:56 [no]

>>58 posted so much it caused a new thread

60 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 08:20 [no]

>>59 is a thread

61 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 08:56 [no]

>>60 is a reply

62 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 09:02 [no]

>>61 is a Captain Obvious

63 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 11:48 [no]

>>62 is wrappin' small business

64 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 14:02 [no]

>>63 only works with small packages

65 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 16:59 [no]

>>64 has a big package, but it's mostly stuffing.

66 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 22:17 [no]

>>65 had a big package, but it was damaged in-transit.

67 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4515 23:31 [no]

>>66 damaged the package while working for UPS.

68 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:21 [no]

>>67 couldn't hack it at UPS, so he works at McDonalds.

69 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:33 [no]

>>68
Saw >>67 spit on his burger @ McDonalds.

70 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 01:39 [no]

Logic never fails me! >>69 then proceeded to eat the delicoius burger!

71 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:23 [no]

>>70 has failed logic

72 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:25 [no]

In Soviet Russia logic fails >>71

73 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 03:38 [no]

>>72 is a communist

74 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 04:00 [no]

>>73 is a neocon

75 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 04:06 [no]

>>74 is a lolikon

76 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 05:36 [no]

>>75 is lolibait

77 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:09 [no]

>>76 is lolbait

78 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:43 [no]

>>77 is fidel castrofl

79 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 06:54 [no]

>>78 will be the first up against the wall, come the Revolution.

80 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 09:43 [no]

>>79 will be fourth

81 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 12:08 [no]

>>80 = A fucking loooser.

82 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 15:05 [no]

>>81 thinks math is hard

83 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 15:47 [no]

>>82 thinks PE is hard

84 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:06 [no]

>>83 gets hard in PE

85 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:37 [no]

>>84 is Captain Obvious

86 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 16:49 [no]

>>85 is Captain Oblivious

87 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 18:09 [no]

>>86 is Captain Obstreperous

88 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 19:52 [no]

>>87 is Captain Osteoperosis

89 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 21:46 [no]

>>88
Is Cap'n Crunch.

90 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 22:33 [no]

>>89 is a sadistic monster.

91 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4516 23:30 [no]

and boy, does it turn >>90 on.

92 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 05:26 [no]

it sure turns >>91 on.

93 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 06:30 [no]

>>92 has a repetition fetish

94 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 09:51 [no]

>>93 is breaking the law for annoying someone anonymously over the Internet.

95 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 13:31 [no]

>>94 doesn't care about the Constitution.

96 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 15:43 [no]

>>95 is a Red, >>95 is a Communist. You never hear a real American talk like that.

97 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 16:06 [no]

>>96 voted for Bush. Both of them.

98 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 16:41 [no]

>>97 writes BushxCheney slash.

99 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 18:42 [no]

>>98 is a frenchie.

100 Name: MODD!5JrU4QOlH6 1993-09-4517 19:21 [no]

>>99 is banned.

101 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:22 [no]

>>99 tried to 100GET, but failed miserably.

102 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:48 [no]

>>101
Oh, the irony.

103 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 19:50 [no]

>>101 assigns a special significance to the number 01100100 for some reason.

104 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 20:35 [no]

>>102
Dials phone numbers in binary and wonders why they don't connect.

105 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 20:42 [no]

>>104 drinks JOLT Cola, the cola of the 3L33T H4CK3R

106 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 21:36 [no]

>>105 wants to be a Briton, probably because they fuck better than his mom down there.

107 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 21:41 [no]

>>106 thinks his jokes are especially funny

108 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4517 22:01 [no]

>>107's jokes are shit, and he's well aware of it, but continues to post them.

109 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 04:26 [no]

>>108 is Ray Romano.

110 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 09:24 [no]

>>109 doesn't like marriage very much

111 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 10:22 [no]

>>110 wants to be a beautiful bride

112 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 12:49 [no]

>>111

is marrying Gluttony from fullmetal alchemist, and makes out with him all day long because he likes that kinda thing

113 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 14:45 [no]

>>112 has a vore fetish

114 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 15:08 [no]

>>113 likes loli guro

115 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:16 [no]

114 is a white, male Mana cosplayer

116 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:42 [no]

>>115 is greater-than-symbol-challenged

117 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:44 [no]

116 is << a man, so he does not deserve >> symbols.

118 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 16:52 [no]

>>117 is not capable of following convention, and is thus shunned by it's peers

119 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 18:21 [no]

>>118 is a plant and/or animal

120 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 20:45 [no]

>>119 is a tapeworm living in >>1's body.

121 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 22:50 [no]

>>120 is >>1's fin funnel.

122 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4518 23:56 [no]

>>121 sees dead people.

123 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 00:38 [no]

>>122 was Found On Road Dead

124 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:25 [no]

>>123, dead at 20

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - 4-ch poster >>123 was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the 4-ch community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to 4-ch culture. Truly an American icon.

125 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:32 [no]

>>124 is a pretentious asshole.

126 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 01:37 [no]

>>125 has a short attention span and gets all "tl;dr" whenever someone posts a message more than a sentence long

127 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 03:46 [no]

>>126 thinks he's 4-ch's conscience, even though he's just DQN-er.

128 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 07:46 [no]

>>127 thinks he's God's conscience, even though he's just Jesus.

129 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 15:55 [no]

>>128 thinks >>127 is Jesus even though he's just Moses.

130 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 16:06 [no]

>>129 is Friedrich Engels.

131 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 19:43 [no]

>>130 is Kurt Angle

132 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 19:51 [no]

>>131 is the Gobbledy Gooker.

133 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 20:00 [no]

>>132 is no one of note.

134 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 20:32 [no]

>>133 is YANKI

135 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 21:20 [no]

>>134 is the jappo

136 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4519 22:38 [no]

Fucking see see see combo breaker. i'm tired of fucking up this thread. die thread die.

137 Name: Tahrey 1993-09-4519 23:48 [no]

>>136 is Pee Wee Herman in disguise

138 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 00:54 [no]

Disregard that, >>137 sucks cocks.

139 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 06:57 [no]

>>138 is the one who recieves buttsex and oral favors from >>137

140 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 09:16 [no]

>>139 is bad at AA

141 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 09:46 [no]

>>140

thinks he is DQN but isnt

142 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 10:46 [no]

>>141 thinks that's a bad thing.

143 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 19:58 [no]

>>142 is vipper

144 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4520 20:24 [no]

see >>136

145 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 17:18 [no]

ITT >>144 is a fucking idiot.

146 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 17:41 [no]

>>145 is a fucking idiot in every thread.

147 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 17:42 [no]

>>146 is JISAKU JIEN

148 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 20:41 [no]

>>147 is the one who is the ball-licker

149 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 20:52 [no]

>>148 panics and retorts whenever he thinks he heard "ball-licker".

150 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 21:02 [no]

>>149 is the last level in Chip's Challenge

151 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 21:41 [no]

>>150 tries, but canLt get past the first level.

152 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 22:21 [no]

>>151 still has to ask his Mom for quarters.

153 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4522 22:47 [no]

>>152 thinks Chip's Challenge was an arcade game

154 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 00:54 [no]

>>154
Once asked why "Computer" was not a flavor of chip.

155 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 01:59 [no]

>>154 Is so dumb, he just insulted himself

156 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 02:10 [no]

>>155 wishes he thought of that first.

157 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4523 03:07 [no]

>>156
Can't come up with anything original so he quoted the first words he ever heard from his mother "I wish he thought of that(the condom) first."

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