ITT we insult the poster above us -- reloaded (1002)

1 Name: Captain Obvious 1993-09-4505 14:02 [no]

Well?

777 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 20:31

>>776 offered to help

778 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 20:42

>>777 offered to videotape it and put it on his fetish porn website

779 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:01

>>778 responded with "ZOMG TORRENT"

780 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:01

>>778 made a movie of it using still pictures taken by a hidden camera and put it on his personal website without asking for permission

781 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:02

>>780 never waits his turn.

782 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:04

>>781 waited in line up to 31 hours to see some of the Star Wars movies

783 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4572 21:07

>>782 Is still trying to sell copies of Ep III he recorded in the theatre with his thumb over the camcorder lense!

784 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 00:33

>>782 had to put his finger on the lens in order not to record that sickening dandruff-shedding nerd in his tight XXXL "Yoda you too luvs" shirt, who was sitting in front of him. That was >>783 by the way.

785 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 00:35

>>784 went with >>783.

786 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 04:49

>>785 frequently dresses as Padme and sucks off >>784 who dresses as Anakin and >>783 who dresses as yoda!

787 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 09:10

>>786 actually bought >>782's video

788 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 11:26

>>787 tried to emulate yoda's success, and actually became a green furry pygmee suffering from severe speaking disorder. Then he found out that yoda is actually just popular with guys.

789 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:51

>>787 is popular with >>788.

790 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:53

>>789 is addicted to pointless gossip

791 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 14:55

>>790 is a bluenose.

792 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 15:01

>>791 plays the reindeer on Christmases.

793 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 16:46

>>792

is Shinn Asuka

794 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4573 17:49

>>793 has big brown eyes and a nose to match

795 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 03:06

>>794 has monobrows

796 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 05:25

>>795 had two eyebrows before plucking the upper one out

797 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 10:07

>>796 is a heartless bastard who hates mittens

798 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 10:13

>>797
loves mittens, dedicated a religion and his whole life to the mittens.
But noone but>>797 loved mittens. What a waste.

799 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 12:35

>>798 talks too much.

800 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4574 13:26

>>799 didn't 800get, and also can't keep his fucking mouth shut.

801 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 00:47

>>800 cares about get-ing.

802 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 03:30

>>801 doesn't get any

803 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 04:02

>>802 is wasting posts with his useless nonsense and we've got less than 200 of them left! orz

804 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 05:40

>>803 is a perfect example of why this thread is unredeemably shitty.

805 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 08:45

>>804 makes coreans look witty

806 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 09:16

>>804 should give >>805 apology juice-nida

807 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 10:22

At least we know >>806 never made any sense anyway

808 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 12:08

>>807 is a Panda

809 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 12:50

>>808's mother was a panda

810 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 15:39

>>809 gets laid even less than a captive panda

811 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:35

>>810 was the captive panda

812 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 16:54

>>811 was laid by the captive panda several times

813 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 17:53

>>812 finds anal rape funny!

814 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4575 18:34

>>813 is unable to appreciate the humour in brutal sodomy

815 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 08:59

>>814 has an unhealthy fascination with brutal sodomy

816 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 12:53

>>815 tries to emulate densha otoko

817 Name: “dŽÔ’j : 1993-09-4576 12:58

>>816 is Densha Otoko

818 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 15:17

>>817 bought a second crappy guitar from the same girl who tricked him the first time round.

819 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4576 16:50

>>818 thinks that the Top Gun theme is totally profound guitar work

820 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 10:56

>>819 is so bland it is virtually impossible to insult him

821 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 12:41

>>820 is handsome enough, but is so mind-bogglingly dull that he fades from your awareness the moment he starts talking.

822 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 13:12

>>821 is the same, except for being handsome.

823 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 20:13

>>821 is so forgettable people often act as if he didn't exist.

824 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 22:45

>>822 doesn't exist.

825 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4577 23:06

>>824 does exist, much to everyone's dismay.

826 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:15

>>823 and >>825 not only exist, but spend every waking moment doing their damndest to attract attention to themselves.

827 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 00:54

>>826 posts as a girl on gaia for attention

828 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:17

>>827 Calls himself "Jemmy" on #bifemsex

829 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 01:20

>>828 Calls himself "Babe" on #pigsex

830 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 03:59

>>829 goes by "NihiLOLanthic" on #iichan

831 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:32

>>830 hello, lain

832 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:34

>>831 is NihiLOLanthic

833 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:35

>>832
Is NihiLOLanthic

834 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:40

>>833 NO U

835 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:42

>>840
May exist in the future

836 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:45

>>835
Likes cocks in his nose.

837 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:46

>>836 likes it in the ear

838 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 05:57

>>837
Likes Lain in the ear.

839 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

>>838 likes feeling superior because he can name-drop all the tripfags

840 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

>>838 is a panda.

841 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 06:00

vip kara kimasuta

842 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 07:19

>>839 and >>840 play with each other

843 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 12:52

>>841 came from VIP.

844 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 14:20

>>842 and >>843 are total gaywads

845 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 16:33

>>844 came before his mother did

846 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 16:50

>>845 was his own grandfather

847 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:31

>>846 invented a dimensional displacement field just in order to perform the peculiar act of personally sodomizing himself

848 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:32

>>847 is the fag who brought the original back.

849 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:44

>>848 needs to be arrested for cp

850 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4578 21:55

>>849 needs to pull his thumb out of his ass.

851 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 00:52

>>850 wants to lick it.

852 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 12:20

>>851 is shunned by all his formers friends because he's too disgusting to have around.

853 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 14:07

>>852 has an era fixation.

854 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:38

>>853 chundered all over Darkpa's 50GET.

855 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 20:51

>>854 spread lies about >>853 because he was refused cybersex.

856 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 21:57

>>855 suffers from premature baldness too.

857 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:01

DAILY SAGE

858 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:06

>>857
Didn't have the guts to age.

859 Name: Fabian K. Brocken : 1993-09-4579 22:15

>>858 didn't have the guts to use his real name.

860 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:43

>>859's real name is Poobag McButterhole

861 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:49

>>860 has no name.

862 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 22:50

>>861 is so bereft of imagination that he couldn't come up with a better name than Poobag McButterhole.

863 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4579 23:19

>>862 thinks Poobag McButterhole is funny

864 Name: Poobag McButterhole : 1993-09-4579 23:39

>>863 has no sense of humor

865 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 05:14

>>864 has no sense of propriety

866 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 05:37

>>865 doesn't respect his elders

867 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 09:23

DAILY SAGE

868 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4580 13:04

>>867 is a dangerous subversive!

869 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 03:29

>>868 is a harmless wannabe subversive

870 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 04:54

>>869 is fehj

871 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 05:25

DAILY SAGE

872 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 09:52

871 is a freak we can just ignore
>>870 pretends to speak arabic

873 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:20

>>872 shut himself in the basement in fear of terrorists

874 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 10:52

>>873 Likes to wrap a towel around his head and insist every1 call him "omar de la cheik, head of al-quaeda"

875 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 11:12

>>874 makes everyone call him "nigga".

876 Name: Captain Obvious : 1993-09-4582 12:27

>>875 is a white supremacist

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