Well?
>>878 found Ebichu sexually arousing
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>>883 is too dumb to play ashort
>>886 bought a fleshlight and then didn't know which end to use.
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>>889
Thinks he is making the world a better place, when in fact he is part of the problem.
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895 is a freak we can just ignore
>>894 tried to sail on a raft of the dead, but it sank
>>899 isn't cool enough to 900GET
>>900's mind is too simple to get pleasure from anything more intellectually advanced than a lousy "900GET".
>>904 had sex in a panda fursuit. Now he and that other moron can't find the zipper to get out
>>906 is bitter because they didn't let him join them.
>>906 was the girl who wore a dildo with a camera inside
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>>910 saged.
>>911 wouldn't lift a finger to help someone in distress.
>>912 would kick the guy who is down - twice!
>>917 likes to spout Japanese phrases he doesn't even understand
>>918 thinks there is culture in Japan, when actually he is talking about the symptoms of severe hereditary personality disorders in about 120mln island-dwellers.
>>919 thought this was the "ITT we insult Japan" thread
>>920 would call truth insult. And his dick is Japanese sized
>>922 still doesn't understand how the indefinite article works.
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>>925 doesn't know the right prepositions (at...), therefore id a /b/tard
>>926 totally failed at that post in many ways
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>>928 thinks that his idiotic DAILY SAGE crusade is really having an effect on the thread
>>929 brought the downfall of his own prediction! Such a shame, in one so young.
>>931 wouldn't even have a brain if he didn't happen to find his cat's litter box this morning.
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SAGE THAT HAPPENS EVERY THREE-AND-A-HALF MINUTES OR THEREABOUTS
>>935 believes sage to be an insult.
>>936 believes he isn't gonna be called a fucking asshole for stating the truth. How stupid!
>>937 is fucking an asshole
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>>944 is a retarded dwarf armed with a roll of toilet paper, trying desperately to keep the future from happening.
>>945 didn't realize he was describing wahabbist terrorists instead of the daily sage idiot.
>>947 tried to have sex once, but he got tired of digging into the grave.
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>>957 ends every single joke he makes with "What an idiot!"
>>960 ends every single joke he makes with an exclamation mark
I just sold 2100 square meters of real estate for €10000. The new owner is visiting it right now for a first look. Even though its a little bit secluded, about 35 km directly north of the North Pole, I am certain he will love it there. So everyone, lets hear an applause for >>963's new aquisition!
>>964 is an idiot that thinks something can be north of the North Pole
>>966 just wants to belong, so he always pretend to understand every joke.
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