( ´ω`) hello kids!

( ´ω`) after I sniff every little morsel clinging to them.

( ´3`) Grandpa... You love me, i know that.

( ´ω`) It's getting darker now... Junior, I'm beginning to sense that we're in the final days, and the remaining posts grow fewer each day. Tell me now, what have you learned from Part3 that made it all worthwhile to you?

(・∀・) I didn't learn anything but it was all enjoyable. Thanks for the bread.

( ´ω`) ....

( ´ω`) that's not bread; now i have to buy more sponges.

(・∀・) Ha ha ha, Grandpa. Next you're going to try to tell me that this isn't Jesus' blood!

( ´ω`) It is, and that's the last time I'll hire a mexican prep cook.

('=_=) Gradpa, may i show you my underwear?

( ´ω`) .... Depends.

( '*_*) for what?...

( ´ω`) No, I mean you're wearing Depends®.

( ´ω`) Give 'em back! They're not for you!!

( ´ω`) COUGH HACK COUGH Junior..I don't think I'll have much longer to live.

( ´ω`) I think it's time I passed all my powers over to you..

(　｀ハ´） o O (Finally, my chance to strike!)

( ´ω`) Anyway, I'm going to mexico, bitches!

( ´ω`) Get ready to meet the new grandpa

(・∀・) hello, kids!

° < Hi grandpa! I'm your unborn child's unborn child who still resides in your left testicle. Please let us out, it's dark in here!

(・∀・) fap fap fap

(・∀・) Better?

° < Aaahhh, I'm dying! Gaaahhh...

(　｀ハ´） Hey! Watch where you point that thing!

(・∀・) Darkpa! Now that grandpa has gone

(・∀・) I was wondering if you...

(・∀・) ...if you...

(・∀・) If you wouldn't mind being the new junior!

( ・ω・) I will be the new Grandpa.

( ・ω・) hello kids!

(・∀・) Grandpa, some one sent me a letter to tell me I may already be a winner!

( ・ω・) I do that on the weekends. The pay is pretty good.

( ´ω`) Forgot my sumbrero from the last time I went to Mex-...

( ´ω`) You fucking let Clonepa be the new Grandpa?!! I won't stand for this.

(・∀・) I let him because you took so long.

(・∀・) Not to mention that he has your good looks.

( ・ω・) I think you missed 970get there, junior.

( ´ω`) Beat it, you six piece Chicken McNobody!

( ・ω・) gb2/mexico/

( ・ω・) I'm a celebrity on 2chan, I noticed.

( ・ω・) 975GET

( ´ω`) Get the hell out

(・∀・u) Grandpa, your pressure...

( ' =_=)Grandpa... You look so sexy... (GrrrOooWww)

( ´ω`) And soon we'll face the final curtain, Junior. I have no regrets, except for all the time wasted trying to educate you.

( ´ω`) Junior... there is another Skywalker...

(・∀・) Yeah, seen the movies.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Is he dead y--
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) ....
(ﾟ- ﾟ ) sorry.

( ´ω`) Junior, don't you have anything in your life you aspire to or want to try? I worry about your future and so should you.

(・∀・) Well, I wouldn't mind getting 3000.

( ´ω`) Ah, so you're the one posting "this thread has reached over 1000 replies" on world4ch's "I'm not a racist" thread.

(=(・∀・) Grandfather, perhaps you should take a nap before the 1000. I will look to your needs as you rest.

( ´ω`) Nonesense! I don't want to risk sleeping through 100--

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzz

(・∀・) mwahahaha...

(=(・∀・) Why are you laughing? It's my victory.

／￣￣＼
｜Oracle｜
Ｊ(´･ω･`)し Soon this thread will 1000GET

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) mittens for 1000GET!

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　　　　　　 ◯（ ´∀｀ ）◯ ＜ It is delicious 1kGET, I must eat it!!
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( ﾟ ヮﾟ) oooo, so close now

( ´ω`) zzzzzzzzzzz

(・∀・) Don't fall asleep, grandpa!

( `ω´) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(・∀・) NO! YOU'LL EXPLODE IF YOU SLEEP LIKE THAT!

(　･ิω･ิ) WAKE UP DADDY!!!!

( ´ω`) Hm? Oh, 1000get.